cow fart

[DracoAzule]

If you pause the video you can tell the fire is fake

[BlackGoldSmash]

@DracoAzule also the grass isn't scorched

[DarkDemonWolf76]

@BlackGoldSmash and the fact they jump back before the fire even shows up

[Remousamavi]

3....2....1....liftoff---awwww sonofa- the humans ruined it!

[MrMrReach]

the guys who made this is gay and it is obviously fake

[babybiter73]

i have a cow and they cant fart laying down and its so fake

[LetsPlayEnzo]

MMMUUUHHH :3

[champion8312]

So i guese like 80% of the world is gonna rot to death? i guess all vegetarians gonna live to be 200

[champion8312]

So i guese like 80% of the world is gonna rot to death? i guess all vegetarians gonna love to be 200

[soulwaves20000]

I appreciate your effort but no animal wants to die...Farmed animals have changed in time due to the prison-like life we've arranged for them.

The fact that they're chemically modified does not make them mindless, I do believe it can kill them by suffocation i.e.chickens...

We need to all start becoming aware of this so it will stop. You get used to not eating meat and it's better for you. Meat is heavy, and tends to make you rot on the inside...

I don't mean to be rude, dude...

[DNJR60]

how did u know when tha cow was gonna fart

[evoldevildogs]

is this real

[808carla808]

lol its real!!!!!!!! at the same time the fart fire comes out the cow moves a little bit.. maybe it felt the burn xD 

[richkawaiipikachu]

F/A/K/E

[tearfulsarrow]

WTF how does a cow farting start a topic about eating meat ? god so many youtubers are fucking stupid.

i myself dont think of eating food or meats when watching some one fart or watching a cow fart ....

so... who started that ?

[serjforpresident]

i was crying from laughing LOOOOOL :) :D:D:D:D:D

[TheDemonicCheese]

You're reading my comment. Isn't the internet wonderful?

[elnino559]

mmm....

rump roast

[M1144M]

@Petagirl014 i wish you the best of luck being a successful lawyer :)

@countrygurl15ify and you'll need luck to get a job :)

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

fuckin hick rednecks

[RAHMELBASS]

sciema

[apeguy66]

no shit it's fake sherlock

[JuStAnAsIaNboY]

OMG Dragon Cow

[alN8tor]

@JuStAnAsIaNboY cow

[default013]

These men are global warming heroes. Thank you for saving the planet.

[MYPAKISTAN1947]

FAKE

[arsenalf123]

someone lying behind the cow with a aerosol

[Zubatec]

yeah it visible

[whippynut]

the only part i thought was funny was them holding each other and hopping away.

[2010mustang1]

I saw this on tv

[HSSDamian]

fake stupid and funny.. LOL

[Kairi1361997]

@myownplylst it wouldnt really be fake if it was real because a cows fart or poop contains methane gas which is flammable

[Ccarboney]

@myownplylst your fake, stupid, and your face is funny...lol

[samii2196]

looks fake but kool

[TheEmpoleonrulez]

PROBOBLY fake?!

[airflightA]

haha bad fake xD

[forselanne8]

urban legends

[Atrana42]

It's probly all fake because a cow can't just fart when you put a lighter near it

[thunderlips350]

Since cows spend a large portion of the day farting you wouldn't have to wait very long.

[gagoppl]

boys will be boys....

[Vidbuds1227]

Fake

[soepvorkje]

yup probably

[Ryanhs999]

Lol. but how do they know when the cow will fart?

[NixKyoimi]

D: I thought it looked a little fake myself...

[hondarider272]

PETA: people-eating-tasty-animals

[countrygurl15ify]

@hondarider272 heck ya :)

[str33nz]

I'm gonna keep eatin meat regardless of what the brainwashed PETA people are gonna say bout it, so fuck them, lol

[Dantriblackheart]

Moo!

[ryerson101]

what a bunch of hippies

[johnnywaffIe]

yay for special effects! lol

[AlexanderStore]

It's real... cow's produce alot and seriously alot! of gas... 4 tons a year... VS a car that produses 2.7 tons a year...

[redblade009]

poor cow

[SheisseFicken]

are you talking about that cow flatulance tax? if so, ask yourself how many times you fart in a day, how many times your pets fart in a day, and so forth. you eco freaks are all the same. you bitch about an ice age throughout the 70s then it becomes global warming in the 90s and in the end all you have to show for it is higher taxes? if you were serious about doing something for the atmosphere, you would agree to replace coal plants with nuke plants. even the leader of greenpeace understands it.

[Petagirl014]

Im so glad the price of meat is going higher for you glutons

[SheisseFicken]

oh. a peta supporter. i am going to enjoy this!

1. my family has alot of history in agriculture. thats why that tax pisses me off so much.

2. i am an avid hunter. the majority of my meat is harvested from wild rabbit, squirrel, and venison.

3. judging from your peta involvement, i can tell you are probably a vegan. that is fine by me, and i would be more than glad to cook you up a tofu burger if you were ever a guest at my house. but the rest of us still depend on meat for our protein.

[bugonthescreen]

mmm... venison! :D

[ac3jc]

cow meat is not called venison, its called mutton.

[lukechesswalker]

hi im reading your comment on this cow farting video that you posted a month ago.. and you say "cow meat is not called venison, its called mutton".... and im wondering.. isnt mutton from sheep and cow meat is actually called beef?

[ac3jc]

i didnt say that, and yes you are right. and venison is from deer

[ac3jc]

oops i cant believe i said that, maybe i was being sarcastic or kidding around, I dont remember. yeah after reading the comments above it looks like I was making fun of the previous comment.

[VaughnWhynot]

no, you're a fucking idiot...that's why you posted that comment.

[jtubiter]

@lukechesswalker lol did someone really say that? venison is deer, mutton is full grown sheep haha

[BloodyEyes42O]

@lukechesswalker venison is deer meat mutton is lamb I think

[tearfulsarrow]

@lukechesswalker your right

mutton is from sheep and cow meat is called beef.

[soulwaves20000]

@tearfulsarrow

Mutton comes from French- mouton, which means sheep. Many French words are similar to English words, like Veau means small cow, and Veal means the meat. It's because the French sold them a lot of meat...you have the same word for the live animal in France, and the dead meat in Britain...pig/porc is another one(un porc= a pig)

[Survivorgroup1]

@lukechesswalker yes



[EarthlingErisda]

I feel we absolutely need this tax. Our planet cannot handle feeding so many humans with animals (meat).

Besides the pollution of our air, water and land, it would certainly do well for the health of Americans if the price of meat was higher so they wouldn't eat as much.

It wouldn't be bad for the animals as well...

I believe Americans have become so gluttonous and they need this TAX.

We need healthy Americans to protect our homeland !

[richie22758]

HA r u serious!? "Our planet cannot handle feeding so many humans with animals" That makes no sense plus our planet has lasted the last few millions of years of eating animal meat why would that be a problem now. You need to read up on some actual stuff thats right. Taxing the meat wouldnt change anything except our economy, everything else would go up in order to pay for the extra money spent on meat, making everytthing worse.

[Petagirl014]

Ha Yourself ! :) Makes perfect sense but you cannot see it ! Our planet cannot handle feeding so many humans with animals"

GO VEG :)

Problems SOLVED :)

[neoc0n]

Perfect sense? Wrong. Problem solved? Wrong. Your naivete has been fueled by mindless PETA propaganda.

There is enough food (plants & meat) to feed everyone on this planet. The problem is not in the amount of food produced; it's in the imbalance of distribution, which is mostly due to economics. Wealthier countries have the money to horde all the food while poorer countries go hungry.

Why are obesity, heart disease, diabetes, & PETA problems in America and not in Africa? We have lots of food!

[Petagirl014]

In answer to your question, obesity, heart disease, and diabetes, as well as arthritis, can all be caused by the consumption of meat. And the reason Africa doesn't have PETA problems? There are no mass slaughterhouses. Most people in Africa have to hunt or grow their own food.

[Petagirl014]

Hundreds of years ago, we too grew our own food and hunted for ourselves, but now everything is mass produced and injected with phosphates, salts, sugars, and flavoring, which is what you're actually tasing when you eat meat.

[neoc0n]

Thanks for proving my point. It seems your having trouble understanding the difference between causation and correlation. Hundreds of years ago people ate meat, but didn't suffer from these diseases. These diseases are not caused by eating meat. They're caused by eating too much food.

Phosphates? Salts? Sugars? So what? Dihydrogen monoxide kills millions of people around the world, yet it's found in nearly everything we eat and drink. Does this mean it's inherently harmful? Should it be banned?

[neoc0n]

Moreover, the PETA in Africa was a tongue in cheek comment. But my point is that the reason why you don't see these types of organizations there is because food is scarce. They don't have time to be worrying how cows are treated or how they're killed.

Affluence created PETA. I can guarantee that if a cataclysmic event happened next week and food suddenly became scarce in America, PETA would disappear in a heart beat. Nobody would be protesting slaughterhouses or advocating veg only diets.

[anarchyblessed]

Pretty sure I would =)

[countrygurl15ify]

@Petagirl014 problem not solved cuz then youd be eatin no meat!! sry cant live without it.... i like 2 kill my own deer then eat it... its better fresh... u should try it :)... im sure youll luv it.... just make sure all the blood from the animal is out b4 u do :)

[Petagirl014]

@countrygurl15ify have fun dying an early death, caused by all the diseases that are associated with eating meat =) Also, maybe you should go back to high school and learn how to spell. Some grammar lessons might help as well =)

[countrygurl15ify]

@Petagirl014 kiss my no grammar, meat eating, "disease ridden: butt :)

[countrygurl15ify]

@Petagirl014 plus i am n high skool :P.... i like my no grammar... idc wat u thank

[countrygurl15ify]

@Petagirl014 also, if the earth cant handle it, then well kill em!! git rid of em!! hahahahaha how da ya like my gramma now?? i thamk its quite dandy dont ya??

[Petagirl014]

@countrygurl15ify it's nice to see that your school has such a strong English program. Your literacy is astounding. And your attempt at antagonizing me? Simply remarkable. In all my 15 years, I have never once heard an argumentative statement so soundly professed. I wish you luck in your future endeavors. But then, a person with your obviously superiour understanding of the English language certainly doesn't need something so mundane as luck.

[countrygurl15ify]

@Petagirl014 wuz that supposed 2 be offensive?? if so... fail

[Petagirl014]

@countrygurl15ify Oh, I'm so glad you didn't miss my subtlety =)

[countrygurl15ify]

@Petagirl014 sry, i wuz 2 busy guttin this squirrel 4 supper 2nite 2 care

[MrAsdf181]

@Petagirl014 Well, actually, I don't think eating meat is bad, just as long as you make sure it's from a reliable source and is a good cut. (Also, countrygurl15ify does need to get an education, you're right.)

[soulwaves20000]

@MrAsdf181 If I may, I think you're better off without meat. I became a vegetarian 2 months ago...it's so much more healthy. No meal is ever heavy now...you don't get as much bacteria in you...and you lose weight! I've lost 4 lbs easy!

And of course there's the fact that you don't need to have healthy animals to be slaughtered for you...

[champion8312]

@soulwaves20000 cool. well just leave all this yumy animals alive walking around. after all were not higher in the food chain or nun XD well live like whales. i cant wait to dig into that soy and beans and beans and brocoli and carrots ^_^

[soulwaves20000]

@champion8312  Wow....

[champion8312]

@soulwaves20000 wat did i say somthing wrong? maby im just stupid thats why i eat meat.. right?

[soulwaves20000]

@champion8312 No, wow...as in that's over-simplifying...and quite inconsiderate toward animals. I know we're not supposed to eat anything, but veggies seem like an ok substitute compared to meat...

[champion8312]

@soulwaves20000 animals? meh im not talkin about puppies. im talking about YUMMY ANIMALS. the ones we mass ''produce'' to EAT .. eating them puts them out of there misery in human hands.. think of it that way. and its proven that ''cash'' (the ones we mass produce and chemicaly modify etc) are practically mindless which are sad.... a domestic pig rarely survives out of captivity due to simple things like how to genetically modified there tusks and natrual fur making them tuskless.

[soulwaves20000]

@champion8312 And about your first comment on the food chain, I wished to say, we're so far beyond the food chain, we should not eat any link. We are human, clearly a different type of being than animals.

We should be raising our consciousness and awareness, not behaving like animals...

[champion8312]

@soulwaves20000 so beacuse where human we cant eat meat?  i see. So eating meat is to behave like a animal

[soulwaves20000]

@champion8312  Yes I truly believe that.

[soulwaves20000]

@champion8312 What blood type are you? I have read that some blood types need meat, others...not so much, like A. I'm A, quite obviously...hm...could be an important element here...

[champion8312]

@soulwaves20000 im ab positive rare blood type

[soulwaves20000]

@champion8312 - Indeed...a mutant blood type, appeared only about 1000 yrs ago.

Here's how it goes, A group : beneficial foods include fish, soy milk and cheese, grains, greens etc..

B group, and also AB (very similar) : Lamb, game animals, rabbit, fish, cottage cheese, feta, yogurts, greens etc...

O group : Beef, lamb, veal, liver, game animals, fish, no dairy, oils, grains, greens etc..

So yeah...there's definitely a big difference between groups...

[TUSAPoWnAgE]

@soulwaves20000 I'm just going to be rude, sorry. But humans are classified as animalia. There is no difference between us and other animals we eat. It is the food chain. Get your facts straight, we're different because of our developed brains and capabilities.

[soulwaves20000]

@TUSAPoWnAgE Ok, WHO has classified them? Themselves...ourselves...how fricken convenient is that. You need to use common sense.

[TUSAPoWnAgE]

@soulwaves20000 Linnaeus classified them over 300 years ago. Was he really looking for some way to make people like you believe its alright? No. You're an idiot.

[soulwaves20000]

@TUSAPoWnAgE - Our consciousness is far superior to that of animals...They're in a dream state, compared to us. They act on instinct.

We have brains, we can chose our food carefully, we can rest more, go longer without sleep...we can live much longer, and without meat.

Stop fooling yourself. We are man :-)))

[smithys365]

@soulwaves20000 Yet another bloody veggie who belives if every1 were to be veggies then livestock would be better off. livestock would NOT be better off theyd be extict, farmers are losing enough money as it is, we wont pay to feed and care for livestock if no ones going to buy it plus by losing 1 industry your going to lose many more which means tax prices will go even higher to counter balance the massive lose

[soulwaves20000]

@smithys365 I hope you come back as a cow in your next life pr*ck c*nt a- sole etc...

I hope they miss the shock and slit your throat live a-sole pr*ck c*nt etc...

[smithys365]

@soulwaves20000 farmers care for their animals, i know one who mised his childs birth cos 1 of his cows were giving birth!!! you know nothing of livestock or how much they are cared for, by us farmers, the vets (yes were that harsh to the animals we even have expensive vets), transport, the food their givenm, the slaughter house workers all of them care for the animal they are dealing with as it is their source of income.

[smithys365]

@soulwaves20000 tbh i wouldnt mind becoming a cow in my next life due to my above statements plus the fact that technology will have improved greatly by the them i get to my next life meaning life on a farm for an animal will be even better than it is now, my neigbouring farm just spent half a million £ on improving their dairy cows WINTER shed see how much livestock are looked after now?

[smithys365]

@soulwaves20000 have you ever even been to a farm let alone seen a farm animal or do you just watch videos on youtube about animal slaughter and instantly belive no1 cares for the animal you ignorant prick.

[sorryibrokethetrees]

@smithys365 I hope you come back as a cow and get your throat slit.

[smithys365]

@sorryibrokethetrees qoute of 1 of my comments for the ignorant idiototic keyboard warriors.

tbh i wouldnt mind becoming a cow in my next life due to my above statements plus the fact that technology will have improved greatly by the them i get to my next life meaning life on a farm for an animal will be even better than it is now, my neigbouring farm just spent half a million £ on improving their dairy cows WINTER shed see how much livestock are looked after now?

[sorryibrokethetrees]

@smithys365 Alright I see you're trying and ure probably smarter than me but I think the fact remains that no animal wants to die.

Now I don't condem people who eat meat I just wish they stopped. And to quote my answer to another meat eating arguer there's a blood type factor. I'm A+, the least adapted to meat eating. You maybe 0, the most prone to it. In which case I understand. What can we do? I've starved for a week once and I know what it's like to crave. The world is a sad place...

[smithys365]

@sorryibrokethetrees im fine with animals being killed for food and if the animal is causing problems in a industry i.e badgers infecting cows with tb meaning the cow has to be killed and destroyed so im fine with the badger cull. i work on i chickien farm (not battery, buts it would upset some people who arnt used to the sort of thing) and if a birds to small it has to be killed cos if not the supplier is fined £4.20 the average bird is bought for £2 i dont like killing it but it has to be done

[smithys365]

@sorryibrokethetrees Farms main problems is the supper markets taking to much money so animal welfare cant be improved as i said we sell chickien for £2 shops sell them for £9 processing=5p a bird.feed per tone=£150.shed has 449,000 birds and has around 100 tones in each crop, shed construction=1/4 million£, plus electric and gas bills plus paying emploees do the maths on whos making the most money. and thats just in the chickien industry

[soulwaves20000]

@smithys365 my step father is a farmer. lol.(seriously) I don't want to argue, I just want to discuss. You peed me off but I always calm down, seriously I want to talk about this subject as much as I can. On a farm, an animal might have a good life, but I don't care if a Jew is a millionaire if he ends up suffocating in a gas chamber, ok? The slaughterhouses look so atrociously inhuman...

[countrygurl15ify]

@Petagirl014 and im so glad that you noticed my lack of A: Caring and B: Illiteracy... at least thats wat u thank

[aGlobalWarmingHOAX]

FAKE

[klown313]

fuken gay farmers i bet they fukend that cow coz thats wat white people do fuk things anything coz white peeople are gay especialy red necks coz they fuk there own dad and do all crazy shit

[IPlayBadminton]

hey man don't talk down to black people..

[SuperJKfried]

nigger

learn english!

[TornadoSurvives]

lmfao

[imjustin96x]

juan is stupid and he likes eating frogs and and... i dont know laugh out loud

[throtri]

Well that's one way to combat climate change. Light up cow farts before it's too late!

[SillySmoothtCollie]

I'm still laughing

[coondogtheman1234]

hahaha funny i have a fake cow fart wav i should mix it with this video, the wav goes (Cow Mooing, Long Fake fart sound) is there any place i can dl this video

[snotmale]

The complete indignation of the cow when it realises it's had the piss taken!!!

Brilliant - we need idiots in the world sometimes!!

[IkethePanda]

retarded rednecks

[TricksterJack01]

now the farmers are off to have horny farting anal with eachother!

[TricksterJack01]

wash your grandpa

[fishingkid9]

holy shit that's a good one!!! ive heard a coe far and it's loud!!

[theannoyingdogpoo]

gay

[elculodetumadre]

fake

[supliladolf]

FIRE IN THE HOLE...of teh ass

[haileysister]

why did the fart looked like fire?i mean wird.

[Rabadapp]

omg you know that CH4 (Methanion Aerion)

burns? "Farts" always have CH4 inside...

[valacia1991]

why did your face look like downey? i mean wird

[tiger721]

What is it with youtube and people shouting Fake all the time - its just a bit of fun!

[ZodiacFalcon]

it may be fake, but it's still funny. (although i watched it with no sound)

[dupf2]

if you watch it with sound thet is still no sound :P

[ZodiacFalcon]

well, good then

[chrisluvinmcr]

lol nice editing loser man my nan could mke a better video

[XeliteplayaX]

this is one of the gayest things i've ever seen u SUCK at movie making!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hermesfani]

Give me a break, what a F-A-K-E

[MrHansiNorbert]

Boooooooring... FAKE!

[NewbieOwnage]

Fake.

[westhamtim]

that is so fake

[SmiertSpionem]

It wouldn't be a bright yellow flame, more like a barely visible gas flame. Hilarious all the same.

[notapplicable66]

I wonder if anyone's tried that trick on their girlfriend? lol

[olliehammond180]

that is soooooooooooooooo funny lol ive saved it as ma favorites

[Celestialtears006]

um thats not funny a guy did that and the cow blew up and killed him as well >.> ...he got a medal of idiot award literally :/

[cyfernet]

the cow was unaware of what happened behind it's back! cool!

[gameking29]

WOW THAT LOOKED REAL

[kinderstod]

That's fake as hell

[Superfluous2]

haha, is it real?

[jesus8myson]

lol

[AndyScott2244]

Awesome fartings!