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he rocks !! XD
k8g8s8 1 month ago
@Seymour13 well indeed zombie ( it's from old german myth or something) is someone who rose from dead, but there is "rising from dead" and "rising from dead" zombie exactly is a rotting body walking around, preying on living because of lifeforce or something (blood, human meat etc... don't remember correctly) and rising from dead in christianity means new life with fully recovered body, living again,
zombies don't live ;] they are just "functioning" (sry for crappy eng) cause they're undead
ArrowGenoStung 2 months ago
great story XD haha! I freakin love Voltaire
2008atwt 2 months ago
weeeeeee idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mejay32 7 months ago
lol jesus is a zombie lol
boredtodeathify 7 months ago
a jewish zombie......well so happends i have some nazi zombies with me here mwahahahahhahahahah
brett42k 8 months ago
hahaha,that is too funny!II hadn't even meant to find this!
skybreak07 8 months ago
lol Happy Easter everybody
paradoxinvincible 9 months ago
Now this is an epic joke.!!
TheMetalReaper7 10 months ago 2
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Atheism: a tiny cosmic egg hatched giving birth to hungry fireballs that eat hydrogen and vomit out beams of power and sticky blocks. The sticky blocks snapped together until a group of them magically became a big blue ball, which sprouted talking animals. But they didn't fall off because a mystical force pulled on their feet. They talked by squeezing bags of air over living musical instruments which sent notes to tiny drums attached to a computer inside their heads that was built by no one.
Ap0l0gia 10 months ago
ive watched allot of videos of him and he always uses the same easter joke and says it the same way
skaterseth101 1 year ago
Remember, never make fun of people's religious beliefs off-stage
catrulerofdeath 1 year ago
"oh sweet Ambrosia" lol XD
EmilyAngel69 1 year ago
jesus is a ZOMBIE!?!?!
Cronos844 1 year ago
First off, WHAT WAS THAT KIDS NAME?! XD Second, I thank that child for being born because currently, goodnight demon slayer is my favorite song. And last, he's drunk..... lol.......... "makes the good-looking guys look like well.... good-looking girls"
KikiBelleTsukiCookie 2 years ago
@KikiBelleTsukiCookie I think his son's name is Mars, and yeah, Goodnight Demonslayer is awesome!
crimsonwerecat 2 years ago
His kid's name is Mars.
blackknightavalon 2 years ago
No! His middle name. I know his first name
KikiBelleTsukiCookie 2 years ago
Has anyone got Voltaires Live Album? I cant get it :'(
MasteredMitch 2 years ago
i has it
=]
iamhyperallthetime 2 years ago
Add me on msn and send me it please? :')
MasteredMitch 2 years ago
@MasteredMitch Still looking for the live album?
Estenickyaestacogido 1 year ago
well let's be honest, the defenition of zombie is someone who died rising from the grave.
So yeah, IF the bible was based on truth then jesus would in fact have been a zombie, no matter how you slice it. zombie = walking dead man/woman.
Seymour13 2 years ago 25
Yeah on Futurama, twice the professor said "Holy zombie Jesus!"
DarkElfMairead 2 years ago 2
@DarkElfMairead I thought it was "Sweet zombie Jesus!" Which also works. ;)
YaoGuaiSlayer 1 year ago
@YaoGuaiSlayer
You're right!
DarkElfMairead 1 year ago
"This story requires alcohol!"
Wingnut793 2 years ago 22
i wonder what he's drinking
felic70 2 years ago
Ich liebe voltiare! seine Lieder sind awsome
xman4100 3 years ago
Ja. Er ist sehr sehr fantastisch! Ich bin fantantisch auch.
13emoth13 2 years ago
Harr harr xD!
Arcthorn 3 years ago
Ich bin die bananenkönig!
BiancaBilly 3 years ago
LOL! I LAUGHED SO MUCH I NEARLY FELL OFF THE BED!! "now remember,, dont make fun of others religion...unless your on stage"
EvilKittyCat95 3 years ago 7
he ruined my fraith in jesus!!!!!
arcanathedemon 3 years ago 6
JESUS IS A ZOMBIE!?!
BssClarInsane 3 years ago 6
hahaha jesus zombie so technicaly true.
omegavimtocus333 3 years ago 3
^^^^^^^^^^
SCHEISSKIND 3 years ago
i laughed so hard at the guy part that my ears popped
molokodude 4 years ago
I've been making the "Jesus is a Zombie" joke for decades... But yes, it is true...
TheDullahan 4 years ago 3
Zombie jesus thats so True lmao
twiztidkilladogg 5 years ago
THIS story requires ALCOHOL! lol
Janzama 5 years ago 2
Bwahahaha!
singingnymph 5 years ago
XD Awesome - you've gotta love Voltaire.
AcolyteV1 5 years ago
This made my day.
X-D
SuperBoiDuh 5 years ago 3
LOL XD Beautious!
RapeApe 5 years ago
This is cool haha
soullesdumbass 5 years ago
Love this story; thanks for posting it!!
CrimsonNightSky 5 years ago