Crystal Swing - Total Eclipse of the Heart

[palacerevolution2000]

I am trying to comprehend the plot line of the vid, haha..

[eezysqueezy]

Sails over the horizon of shit and docks gently in the harbour of not so bad,

[nerdscapedude]

Love the Video



[DEBOBSTERS]

Derek pulled a bikers heart out and his hands went on fire!COOL

[Phoenixx713]

I think I've watched this like 35 times. IT NEVER GETS OLD. MAKE IT STOP!

[goldsundragon]

?what were in those cupcakes? lol

[johnmacward]

This is making me cringe SO MUCH I have turned inside out and begun vomiting internally. MAKE IT END NOW!

[lenamartyn53]

Dervla is gorgeous, this cover of the Bonnie Tyler hit is excellent, the video is ok, on the whole i like it, Dervla makes the group so good on ya for a family from Cork well done.

[robsmith000]

why is the mother there???

[EmmanescenceBabyy]

Yeah sure dervla's just casually baking some cakes in a jazzy dress... as you do. then when the biker's break in, sure why not offer them a few?

[Aoifeloveyou]

... i have nothing to say about this, only... bahahahaha:L

[Thespeakerofmanytru8]

0:44 I am undecided whether this is Neil Young or Brian Robertson, one of the many guitar players from Irish band Thin Lizzy, I hope this is a joke.

[beyonceiloveher]

band are so shit but i gota love the video cause my dads one of the bikers!! hahaha

[daithii4u]

great crack!

[cullen4040]

I am sure this band is in breach of the, European Convention on Human Rights. In particular your right to Freedom from torture and degrading treatment. May be we could get the mother charged with Crimes against Humanity.

[canobieobie5]

yes horse excellent i like it. dont be so mean to the ma people.. shes a legend with out her.. there would be no band.. thumbs up from me :)

[bowtown]

Ah ye have to laugh at it all! It is funny but I agree about the ma - imagine making a 'take the piss' video with yer mammy in it!

[halopunkdud3]

>Nerds actually believe that watching bleach will give them the ability to do this

[claudineloverhianna1]

Truely Discraceful!

[conorlfc1]

yer man is class in dis :D

[hettybearpig]

so that's wat bikers listen 2

[BassNM]

worst video ive ever seen

[welaughindoors91]

what...how....where am i???!!

[pucaqueeninlove]

its so weird that the mammy is in it with them

[rivergirlre]

Lol this is horrible.

[yoann1978]

excellent!!!



[nickkellie]

why do they all have yellow teeth?

[damien1989ster]

Jaysus, people are very negative about this video.

I thought it was funny, it's meant to be viewed as a light hearted joke, not a serious cover.

[kickthespike]

@damien1989ster It IS funny but some people just don't get it. sad but true.



[msmia1234567]

The boy is well liked in Ireland, he could do presenting or something! The girl could easily be an Irish model, but the mum just creeps me out and we all know that while this is fun it is a very poor cover of a brilliant song! They should pack in the singing and move on to something else, expect the mother, she should just stop!

[otter17869]

Quality@!@@!

[Kaefelorian]

What an absolute disgrace. This is really in bad taste.

[lillyali100]

@Kaefelorian your dead right its stupid even my granny hates it!hahahaha:~P

[willz69r]

Is this a joke?haha dam that guy needs to get a life

[oMisFiTx]

He couldn't beat up a kitten.

[willzer808]

Will RTE ever cop on, and stop pissing our licence fees away, with this, piss! Its the pits, I've had to turn to my nightmares for entertainment. And it won't be long before crystal shwing creep into them too. Nightmares are bad enough without having additional RTE production involved. Jesus, Mary und Joseph

[z78823]

this is funny

[maryisveryhappy]

By jaysus donkey hee haw, this is a disgrace! !!!!!

[MOXERDLEGEND]

Oh my holy lord jaysus..Between these and Jedward they're embarrassin us Irish!!

[teothnf]

yea i like the mother in it. its what makes this band so different. i wish my mother could sing or back be up when i sing

[LiamRproductions]

This is like a really weird dream

[johnneycool]

What in the name of all that Ireland holds holy is this?

[ivonpio]

OH MY GOD! WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS SHITE, ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, ITS DISTURBING, DEEPLY DISTURBING, JUST GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK.

[lilabarrett]

the mother thinks so much of herself and secondly shes to old for minis anyone agree? but the guy and girl are great :)

[Cjthecrow]

Tone down the autotune maybe?

[housemusikk1]

I felt like GETTING SICK...... What a Disgrace.... Cant sing to save their LIVES...FOOLS

[TheSpellman69]

@housemusikk1 would you ever go and take a good shite for youself!? their good and a lot of people like them so down with that sort of thing..

[thiscatbites]

very odd, personally i found the mammy far more scary than the bikers

[Denise1997Bunce]

This is so weird but funny :L

[trackerbacker]

i couldn't watch this to the end, its a disgrace

[kieferstar]

Aw shit I thought I dreamt this...

[kickthespike]

yea!!! Crystal swing for Eurovision!!!!

[kieranplaymusic]

Eurovision next year, lads! haha

[CalculatingInfinity6]

Every time I watch this, the only words to come out of my mouth for the full 4:37 are "What the fuck?".

[yobrien79]

Oh my good Jesus... Seriously??? Did what I just saw really happen? I'm scared :'(

[Fearghalito]

Abysmal as expected

[mypjgirl]

Something has to be done about this , it's not even so bad it's funny it's just a bad representation of Irish humour

[allesalleg]

dear god make it stop

[RscapeTtroop]

This makes me ashamed to be Irish.

[skype5150]

but buffoonery the biggest issue

[MaxissBoy]

i think this is the best video of his times i hope he makes another gud one

[spuddy83]

Click the time line to 0:55 then press 2 every second for CLIVE!!!!

[Drogsboy97]

i think the video is stupid but the songs good :)

[kickthespike]

FUN FUN FUN that what the world needs Fun like this!

[JimmyMc69]

They should be called Crystal Meth because you would want to be on it to watch this!!!

[johntarrant01]

stop telling people you're from Cork 

[DaviDromid]

this is good, but the mother has to go:/

[HybridBoss]

@DaviDromid the mother is what makes it so funny

[beebobug]

When she says "I really need you toniiiiishhhh" so funny

[GobBass]

For the love of all that is holy....!!!

[hobbychain]

Total eclipse of my brain after watching this lol

nothing better than stupid fun

[pushithead]

At least with the Tequila song they were being original... Not so funny when you're supposed to be laughing with them instead of AT them!

[teachbeg]

One word........Ramdom! LOL

[orank12]

this is so funny

:):):):)



[DOPPLECHEESE]

How many Juvenille visual gags can you cram into four and a half minutes?

[bubblemum]

This is so wonderfully sick and twisted- and the cover of the song is brilliant!

[desertcelt1]

Ah guys we can all scorn, but look at the hits - and were talking about the group so they have achieved what they wanted - AIRPLAY - personally i think they not that bad, how many of us really like Bonny Tyler, i do and am going to see her @ the Nat Concert Hall in Aug, to relive my youth, in conclusion, rock on C.Swing, at least ur giving us a laugh in these shitty days in Erin - and even better we arent being taxed or have to pay for the pleasure of a laugh !!

[frammyxx]

I really like Crystal Swing, am actually a fan, But i dont like this video, its weird? i dont get is it meant to be a joke ? Really like the sog though and crystal swing, but im not "Getting it"

[iluvjedwardxxx]

i love derek xx

[bryanryantryin]

he gets shot at 3;54 , am shocked!

[jessiel76]

crystal-meth

[XxDontStopGoxX]

PLESE GET SUED FOR MAKING THIS SHIT

[DaughterofKyuss]

Absolutely bat-shit crazy. WHY?!

[miracleofsound]

Bonnie Tyler's bright eyes darkened with tears when she heard this.

[beatboxwardy]

check out my crystal swing remix on my page.

[sam19892502]

well they are unique.... erm .... yeah cant think of anything better to say about them

[mortalkombatninja96]

he reminds me of johnny cage from mk :L

[NiceTakoyaki]

Shame on all you naysayers - this is fantastic! Forever's gonna start tonighsh!

[joe8908]

Total Eclipse of the original ... Very well done Republic of Telly people. Massive !!

[TheArtPlanet]

LOL, bloody brilliant. Go on crystal swing

[irishtrucker1]

Sure its a bit of craic!!! Whose these ejjits who are taking it seriously?

[KanersTheMan]

Jesus its just a song no need to be trollin'

[adevilsdream]

Let's get this 1 million views!!



[therusher8]

Serious shite!

[bull1970able]

great fun...remember when we could laugh in ireland!!!!

[stedon101]

if your woman started a solo career shed do well. your man would make a great comedian, the mother should just stay at home baking cakes or something

[Plebalicious]

Forevers gonna start tonishe.....jesus.

[minigonzalez]

This makes me ashamed to be Irish.

[WhistThereTalkOfTea]

The things people do to try to be famous :/

[jamiecake]

No words……

[TheAtlanticwarrior]

Well thats given "Celtic Thunder " bikers even more street Cred as tossers .........then again all bikers are rather sad pathetic sexually inept and probably closet, I mean whats the leather thing about ? Somehow the vid doesn't have the same effect as The Stones in Altamont........

[cccaaakkk]

This is Awful! Dear God!

[Emerxox14796]

oh dear god..

[COADYSECS]

this is so horrible i cant even comment on it

[videofxuniverse]

@COADYSECS so you will be deleting then

[lemonGresham]

@mrsanity ... Bang on!

[Donnsie]

Omfg

[DevanMorrisseyHD]

dont like the video to this song

[DevanMorrisseyHD]

no dont like the photo of this song at all

[tlachta]

Bit where thr bearded guy shoots other biker for laughing at him crying was funny, the rest is unfunny rubbish

[simplesandy]

@cgreen55 roflmfao

[simplesandy]

@DoubleIvan this is an insult to my intelegence

[simplesandy]

@mscmk1 reconised as the worse performers..yeaa

[simplesandy]

@MrMikeshf are you kidding me ???

this looks like some satanic ritual...what rubbish.

you know you Irish would say anything good about any singer as long as they are Irish..

open your ears and listen .FFS...this is so demeaning ...I would love to know what these ppl are on.

[simplesandy]

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN ..I can NOT believe this..

how demonic is this...I am going to spew up...you mean to tell me there is one person out there who thinks this is good...WTF has Ireland come to.... you ppl are sick...

and I am only half way through it..

please tell me what I need to be on to make this funny like some of the comments are sayin..???

[conorw1995]

@simplesandy who are you to say any of that.. this is a irish vieo, on a irish channel, by an irish band for irish people so absolutely nobody cares what you think

[tone12of12]

As a man who loves the music of Schoenberg and Beethoven, I heartily approve of this music video. TOTAL EPIC AWESOMEGASMSAUCE! Especially that biker chick's giant brassiere! Mmmmhmm. Tasty.

[armatar]

Good bit of fun, enjoyed it

[conorw1995]

This is actually class.. It's funny she's a good singer nd remember she's still in school like

[baguhmeister]

this is great.....love it....legends

[graham123ish]

she a fine beour 

[mrsanity]

this is so ridiculously awful that it transcends bad and becomes one of the best things ever

[misssexys90]

i can't even watch all of it, just how terrible it is. And i thought "he drinks tequila she speaks dirty spanish" was bad enough....haaaaaaaa

[wnesbitt1]

The video is fab!



[BettyCrockur]

So why are people apologizing for this video? It was great.

[SuperJerome1968]

hilarious "r" what

[SiegePerilous11]

Reminds me of the Hell's Satans in Simpsons. 'Mary, how did you get my jacket so clean? I've tried everything to get those blood and puke stains out. I've tried hitting them, I've tried yelling at them...'

[magicmonkey889]

crystal swing just got interesting

[XxemserxX]

omfg.

[magicmonkey889]

this is great

[TrickShotFactory]

I like the part where they are siblings.

[IamTheEditor]

This video is made of pure awesome.

[100xxannaxx]

not sure if dat was serious but it was savage either way

[YourManNugget]

I think this is great.They've come out with a new well written original song,so whatif they makeit a bit funny.Lighten up theyre good songwriters.

[avarobyn]

this IS THE FUNNIEST AND BEST VIDEO SINCE SLICED BREAD !!!! These are actual people who can make everyone

[xwagner76]

Whoa. That was weird.

[MsHellokittylover14]

The stupidest bits were when he ripped of ur mans ears nd heart!!

This video is a defo WTF?!?

[michealmack]

Hilarious!

[BrkItX]

What?

[SergeantSloth]

Click the timeline, then repeatedly hit 2. That's how I feel every second of this video.

[RadioactiveEmu]

@SergeantSloth i was thinking probably 7 also

[xBlueCobra]

everyone is liking comments :L

[Testifyexe]

This is funny as hell, even if it is meant to be serious.

[068paholly]

I love the two guys next to the mother.

[Laterboy13]

The girl was actually quite good at singing the song. But the mother, brother and video was shockin' bad.. =/

[kademing]

What in the holy hell is going on here?

[Mikelaneous]

Doubtya, Derek! Always knew you'd become a black belt in karaoke! Rock on, de Magpies!!

[culmk]

God this is embarrassing!



[RoryQ69]

pure shite



[tmos222]

@MrMikeshf They are clowns just like you, You probably think "jedward" are a laugh too,

[miracleofsound]

They aren't as funny now that they're in on the joke.

[TheCajunpenguin]

their singing is good and the video is epic

[solidviewer]

The fact that this actually exists upsets me

[2shadow9]

... i used to like that song...

[rolwal68]

If people dont like it how come it has nearly 96,000 hits its only a bit of fun!

[RohanTheTeaLover]

Who could dislike this blatant comic genius?! :D

[niall29]

Very funny, im sure it was all tongue in cheek. It is republic of telly after all. Get a life people.

[UWannaHug4rmMe]

Oh dear god.

Im embarassed

[reclinerdiner]

@blstname Who are you talking to? It's only gonna be mainly Irish seeing this anyway. 

[EananC]

wow... just wow

[ninjastare]

Awesome!

[Cclancy1000]

Fantastic. Love it. About time RTE made something interesting and fun.

[Cclancy1000]

@blstname On behalf of the Irish people I have to apologize for Blstname's llack of a sense of humour.

[J0Garg]

It's hilarious!! Ah lads get a sense of humour like....

[boxermacy]

ok.... that was a bit random...

[zultanerz]

okay ... that was random ? bikers... kung fu ... top less old men and the wierdest story line??

[jacobpov]

NOT COOL NOT GOOD INSTRUMENTAL SUX HUMOUR IS SAD AND NOT FUNNY I AM ASHAMED OF U RTE.

[dromcarra]

dont throw da cake on da ground thats a waste

[damienbyrne19]

*Hangs Self*

[Thelrishman]

disgraced, is this what ireland has come to musically ?

[bull1970able]

Love it!!!

[bull1970able]

This is so funny! Great someone is smiling!!

[achick91]

em.... what were they thinking?????

[AOConnor1992]

On behalf of cork, I would like to apologies to ireland for this video and for this band :(

[eamonreillydotcom]

Republic of telly is a pile of crap.

[WhammyTime91]

i think this is funny...on opposite day!!!