Ronco "Pro" model (Part 1 of 3)

[shadowman2192]

These infomercials are so cheesy, so fake and so unfunny yet I am helpless against its power...

[ofdiscordia]

I'm creeped out about how every time he says something to the audience, they look at the person on both sides of them and shake their heads affirmatively.

[wolfsmother14]

Guess he had no idea about food cross contamination... As he puts the cooked chicken on the same board he had the raw chicken.

[christpunchers]

5:37

"You can order black. Or you can order white. Just tell the operator your color preference!"

How America of you Ron!

[christpunchers]

An included platform, pretty much a penny's worth of plastic... now I'm REALLY impressed.

[nigel101]

omg all that to cook samon, a normal person puts them on a tray and puts it in a oven end of.

[dpk209210]

All this is is a rotating toast-r-oven.

[tech2rescue]

Ron and Dyson are soon yo release the new Cyclonic model.

[dpk209210]

This infomercial always made me hungry.

[gyqz]

0:15 ' Before we review, first let me feel if my mustache still is there!' 1:07 'The standard model is about the seize of a toaster oven'  Yeah...for those who are REALLY blind!!

[natedoggcata]

I love the constant going back and forth between his actual voice and the obvious edited in tracking voice

[neo1mantra]

1:49 I'm dying here! 1:50 Well I'm dying to gut you with a Showtime knife biatch!

[BlakkEyez01]

"Let me get my glasses.....Im at that stage in my life now....." (no laughter).... "Do you folks know what I mean?" (menacing glare and the nervous crowd laughs)

[atcman2003]

hahahahaha some of the worst overdubs in the history of infomercials

[silvRboLt95]

dunno why, but I like how Ron says "...and..." at 5:22

[natedoggcata]

I used to watch this shit every Saturday and Sunday morning when I was a kid. Even though it was the same show repeated over and over again I would watch it every weekend

[generfeld]

@natedoggcata me too- it was so blandly amusing and in a scary way, it still is

[ImmortalfireTheMod]

Buy Ron's product or die.

[MrSsjjets]

the editing is not the best, and Ron changing from talking in the studio to the voice over always kinda annoyed me, but i'd still still stay up late to watch it :P

[vary08]

I had the standard model. Whenever I cooked with it, the thing would set off every smoke detector in sight. Can't "set it and forget it" when you're running around the house with a towel trying to fan all of the smoke detectors. The meat was alright though.

[brijesh50]

wow thats a lot meat getting cooked!

[brijesh50]

4 easy monthly payments of 19.95 plus shipping and handling that's it!

4 easy monthly payments of 39.95 plus shipping and handling thats it!

Just set it and forget it

[brijesh50]

Just go to California Chicken Cafe and problem solved!

[AmsterdamFire321]

That bitch is trying too hard.

[tpir1972]

Is that JILL WHELAN of THE LOOOOOOVE BOAT?

[Diamondblade2008]

Fucks sake nearly every sentence he says has the very irritating "Over Here" in it!

[landline00]

This is so educational!

[Hal20062b]

2001, I think

[TheHockeyCentral]

"Ron you gotta tell me about the new PRO model...I'm DYING here."

Die then.

[FutureCSI404]

@TheHockeyCentral Damn, right!

[raysfan620]

IT'S SOOOOO GOOD YOU GUYS!

[FutureCSI404]

@raysfan620 I agree, she's the worst.

[youontwantnonnadis]

I have a question. My rotisserie doesnt make that "DING!" noise anymore when the timer is done. I also have to use a stopwatch to monitor the time because the timer moves so slow now. I have to set it to 10-plus minutes before the light comes on and the timer starts. Anyone have any suggestions?

[cheezizgay]

Over here

[avq5]

Popeil rulz

[Xenomorph237]

When cartoon weren't on, I watched this.

[Xenomorph237]

When I move out. I am gonna get one of these babies!!

[rellik433]

ron popeil is effin GOD.......

[ThaMidnightRider]

She did coke with Billy Mays before the taping...

[jfrey1]

Ron has a small unit. But he also has an enormous unit that will feed 4 to 6 people.

[vjmlhds]

Jill is actually Jill Whelan, best known as Vicki from the "Love Boat" (Capt. Stubing's daughter).

[bangurdead102]

I hope her O face is more convincing lulz

[minneyarthorn]

id like to see the bloppers reel of this.......him droppin shit all over the floor, takin off those rubber gloves and running into the audience and attackin people with them, that coke head co-host doing drugs off the top of the pro model then flashing the jars of char rub.....

[ThaMidnightRider]

That bitch is coked up. UH UH UH HEY RON HEY RON HEY RON, CAN I CUT UP A LINE WITH YOUR SHOWTIME KNIVES? HUH HUH HUH? OH GOD IM GONNA FAINT CAUSE YOU SOLD SO MANY PRODUCTS! IM DYIN HERE! I NEED ANOTHER BUMP, PLEASE

[sionmaisley]

my life is saved...it comes with a platform!!!

[TheRedLegacy]

I'm at that stage of my life folks

This is the type of knife you should have folks!

Set it and FORGET it!

So many one liners and ridiculous dialogue

[MizNelson]

Chances are that most of those "millions and millions" of machines sold are nowadays broken in some way or sitting unused.

[catskratch2]

Why would I want to make a rotisserie chicken in my dorm room?

[CaberAber]

Has anybody ever taken count of how many times he's said "over here" and "looga (look at) this"

[TheHockeyCentral]

That Lillian Zacky looks like she is a freak in the sack.

[Pugslee3]

Its so easy that even a supercentarian can use it!

[ShaqZigWINNER64]

I love the way he says "chicken"

[DNSKansas]

Jill Whelan is HOT. She really blossomed after her stint as Vicki Stubing on The Love Boat.

[TheHockeyCentral]

Wouldn't it be great if when Ron said: "Here's the compact model. It's great for 1 or 2 people or a small family."

And then we cut to a family of midgets walking around the kitchen.

[MghtyMrphnPwrRngr]

she wants his dick

[weyrauch]

At 06:51, she sounds like she's breaking out in tears ("oh...my...gosh it's unbelievable!<sob>") Yeah, tears of joy because Ron Popeil cuts some chunk of meat in half - some folks are so easy to make happy... *g*

[Pugslee3]

In 2002, I used to watch these commercials every chance that I got! There're very entertaining!

[lowmax64]

That woman is easily impressed

[nintenfreak14]

0:16 nose bleed?

[Hokieman101]

That slut who is doing the infomercial with Ron is fucking weird.

[Drizzlerman]

5:57 Ron's face looks like Bernie Wrightson's Frankenstein.

[Indierocklova]

Why the fuck would I cook a 4 1/2 lb. chicken or a 10 lb. turkey in my dorm room?

Fat asses lol

[CSFP123]

"HOLD IT RON!" now it's just THREE! easy payments..... lol

smh

[Drizzlerman]

9:20 what a dick smoking retarded whore

[Drizzlerman]

7:01 Ron feels the need to jack off that chicken before letting Jill present it to the folks

[Drizzlerman]

6:47 'right down for the hungry folks shit.'

[rockboy004]

here*

[Drizzlerman]

NO listen he says SHIT

[fezan84]

Gosh, his assistant is on crack -- where did they get her?

[jfrey1]

10:17 "quart of a turn." WTF

[baconhead2008]

Popeil likes saying "over here" a lot.

"I'm gonna cum over here" 8:29, lol.

[Drizzlerman]

All of the dialogue after 2:14 is so sexual if you just close your eyes and lay down you can imagine them talking about something quasi-sexual

[Drizzlerman]

5:59 Ron seems so bummed out over having that old bitch Lillian Zacky advertise her chicken murdering factory in between his rotisserie infomercial.

[Drizzlerman]

5:40 'You can order black or you can order white, if you have a color preference' Ron was speaking to all the racists out there with that one.

[landline00]

@Drizzlerman Takes one to know one.

[Drizzlerman]

@landline00 haha no

[landline00]

@Drizzlerman I think the only color Ron cares about is green.

[Drizzlerman]

@landline00 Exactly. He's sold million and millions of his rotisserie oven.

[jfrey1]

@Drizzlerman i want a brown machine cause i like mexicans best.

[silvRboLt95]

@jfrey1 We're not all brown, u know >_>

[2Emos1Razor]

@Drizzlerman Yeah totally.

[Drizzlerman]

@2Emos1Razor black you can order or you can order WHITE if you have a uh uh color preference.

[2Emos1Razor]

@Drizzlerman okay....

[60pantherfan]

6:16-6:19.......weirdest pause I have ever seen lol

[Drizzlerman]

'spank you very very fuckch Jillian' Ron wanted to abuse that chicken slaughtering old skank

[CSFP123]

lol i agree 60panther

what's up with that?

[tech2rescue]

I know he's a bit over the top, but I have had one of these for years and it works great. The food is only as good as the marinade you soak it in though. If you just roast a chicken straight from the store, it's pretty bland. I do the Thanksgiving turkey in it (14 lb) and everybody likes seeing it cooking out on the counter, and it really fills the house with the roasting turkey odor. This and the slicer are the only good Ronco products, though. Everything else he ever made is pure junk.

[shadowman2192]

@tech2rescue What about the Six Star knife set? 

[teenagesoapdish14]

Ron is such an arrogant douche.

[drjaymahdi1]

Wow, brings back memories from the late 90s

[catskratch2]

Can someone please tell me why I would need to roast a 4lb chicken in my dorm room????

[Soundninja18]

Because your roommate would eat 2-3 pounds of your food? =/

[jlumley]

ha ha ha ha ha

[SmashBrotherJE1400]

1980s commercial

[mananmater]

Lilian is so fucking hot!

[familyphotoshoot]

I would wreck her.

[DraGonFigHteR390]

and about as clueless as Ron. >_>

[BurkeDevlin66]

love the chinese for making this product

[NeoshadowW]

Set It And forget It ITS KINDA Annoying

[missrachelpink]

I miss this shit...

When will they come out with a new one?

SET IT AND FORGET IT!

[NiTeHaWk4787]

Ron Popeil seems like the kind of guy you would hate to have at the dinner table with your friends over. I absolutely guarantee that when his daughter Shannon has her girlfriends over for dinner once Ron said, "Eat your salad girls, you need the iron to have good periods."

[Roryu2fan]

haha i bet the fucker does!

[WilliD45]

Full of win

[FutureNewsAnchor]

@NiTeHaWk4787 LOL! I LOVE your comment.

[evolusean]

im hungry

[Nocturne22]

One really unrealistic thing they always do in these commercials - they cut the meat RIGHT OUT of the oven. Of course it's gonna be 'super juicy' - you just let out all of it's internal juices and it's now all over your cutting board. Dry meat anyone? Yum.

[MorbidBliss22]

He's raping the hell out of that chicken.

[Riles07]

dude all the rotating meats look so fucking delicious. I used to pound my weiner for hours watching this shit in between episodes of Springer.

:D

[shadowman2192]

@Riles07 LOL

[bagelboi66]

Lady you have got to get out more!

[michmich1000]

why was he so mad at lilian!!!

[michmich1000]

"oh it looks so good" um the chicken isn't cooked yet!

[peeweecee]

Somehow I can't take Ron seriously, especially with that dyed hair. His helper is no better, they can't be serious.

[BlueBajs]

I think he's kinda scary...

[crazyrabbits]

If you call now, I won't slaughter your children!

(applause)

[Lukeflyswatter]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 6:18 hahahahahahhahahahahahha

[BlueBajs]

I AM GONNA KILL YOU!

[Wolfman12395]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard Ron's voice over...

[jfrey1]

you'd have at least a few nickels.

[Michaelyumm]

heatwave ftw

[eepruls]

I think you'll need a lot more 'Char Rub' if you follow Ron! He dumps like 3/4 of the bottle! Haha. These infomercials are gold.

[eepruls]

I like the way the 'Pro' model is his 'new invention'. It's just a bigger machine! What's his next 'invention' going to be - the 'Extreme' model that's as big as your oven? LOL.

[555MARCUS666]

peice of crap?!?!?! hell no this thing actually works!!!!!

it makes the food so fucken good.

\cook a fucken roast on the grill, then coook on in this thing. their is no comparison. the grill has met its match.

ive had for one for like 6 years and still, STILL works perfect.

[allisbrawlguy]

somehow, I like the way Ron speaks... lmao

[FIFAMAN07C3]

its such a corny infomercial. and the voice overs are so obvious

[1ignoramus]

This machine is a piece of crap from china, a mess to clean and breaks down in 91 days, that is why they have a 90 day warranty. They don't answer their 800 phone, never return your mails and when you get someone its from a Bangladesh phone service rep. You send your defective product from them and never see it again

[fatcat669]

shit i can roast a whole chicken

where can i buy this shit

[jonathaniscool531]

nice samurai sword ron.

[kamikaze790]

At 1:05 its "about" the size of a toaster oven.... I guess "about" must be a pretty large interval.

[packerfanforlife]

5:43 "You can order black or white if you have a a color preference" wow really...

[Diamondblade2008]

Lol!!!!!! How pathetic! (not your comment -the part at 5:43)

[MizNelson]

I've seen every version of these Showtime rotisserie infomercials, and it's interesting that not one of them has ever mentioned one thing: the cleanup. Hm, I wonder why.

[Sonicwolf359]

At 0:05 "You've sold millions and millionnnz and millianzzzzzzzz *orgasms*" My god she either A, has some wierd fetish for large shipped quantities of Ronco products or B, is a terrible actor who got fired very soon after this...

[AJComixII]

She's Sarah Palin.

[sst1]

Or C, having an affair with Ron Popeil. Someone has daddy issues, hehe.

[2tbowers]

@Sonicwolf359 That's hilarious!



[jfrey1]

6:45 - jesus christ, i've never seen a knife like that. it's more like a sword!!

[jloch84]

that char rub is just... whoo!

[HiveDes]

God all of the ronco commercials seem so awkward and just fucking weird. The girl swooning at the beginning of the clip, the over exaggerated audience gestures, the host acting like he's actually talking to the chicken lady, etc. I sorta realize now why he dubs so much.

[jomsiejomsie]

Set it and forget it!

[inflatableclown6]

Rotisserie in a dorm??? What college would allow that? Holy cow, they didn't even allow microwaves or hot plates in my dorm. Ummmm....perhaps because it was a long time ago. Back in the stone age.

[joetheazl]

dorms wouldnt necessarily mean that it is a college dorm.