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  • BLACK WOMEN CAN'T SPEAK AT A NORMAL VOLUME THEY CAN ONLY YELL!!!

  • I think the Anti-Obama product market will start us up back again

  • thanks god for palin and the tea party... ...without these two, usa would be already under...

  • No wonder the economy went down hill just before he left office!

  • The industry didn't collapse, it just evolved into the Blame Bush industry.

  • the amount of conviction these actors show while saying nonsense is instructive for understanding what is going on with the "real" talking head shows

  • WHY ARE THE MORMAN ADS THE ONLY ONES YOU CANT SKIP!!!

  • @Phreyzah Mormonism is an off-shoot of freemasonry. The guy who started the mormons was a high ranking freemason. They're tied together TIGHT!

  • @Phreyzah Skipping the add would be an act of free will, something mormons don't believe in.

  • "CIA Director Struggles To Explain Why Agency Built Human Sized Microwave" lol WTF

  • The Ag GDP is actually more than 1 trillion :(

    Still smaller than the fake anti Bush GDP stats they put up.

  • Lol, I love the onion

  • Wow. This was released early September 2008. They weren't kidding when they said we soon see a financial fallout if we lose this industry!

  • I have to go buy a i h8 obamma shrit now

  • JUCK

    FENNA

  • It's highly ironic that the Obama campaign did provide a market for marginally politically active liberals to buy stuff from.

    I remember right after the election, before the inauguration even, seeing "Yes we did!" bumper stickers around town.

  • They have all now switched to anti-Obama merchandise.

  • Nah, Bush destroyed the economy in a much different fashion.

  • the real fucked thing they were right

  • bello

  • They assume new pin cushion would be a biggest cash cow, as bush making stupid face next to monkey making similiar face mouse pad

    LMAO

  • Some of this is actually true lol..

  • dont worry, we have anti obama products like the obama-joker mug.

  • Weird that this is probably true.

  • @TheGrerex

    Ofcourse it's true- look at the Crisis it all started just as bush was leaving!

  • In less than one term obama managed to do a great job spending lots of money and making everything worse than if he didn't nothing. Bush wasn't exactly a great president but he sure was a hell of a lot better than obama.

  • Funny all the bush supporters poke your heads out of your holes now... Instead of two or three years ago when your beloved president actually needed you...

    Speaks volumes about you, truly...

  • Now we can get "Fuck Obama" shirts.

  • the hungry man mega chip. oh my god yes

  • I would buy the tent..

  • there was no collapse it got bigger with the anti-democrat maket and the liberals have the anti-glenn beck market to waste their money on

  • "Like a rock....only dumber."

    LMFAO!!!!

  • The Anti-Bush market might have collapsed, but it was replaced with the Anti-Obama market anyways, so it's all good! :)

  • i dont like DICK

  • Juck Fenna xD

  • When I think of Bush, I think of a stupid pussy that spend 8 years getting fucked Dick.

    Double entendres ftw! or would that be a triple?

  • sure enough, unemployment has jumped up 10% since Bush left office.

  • @rwickes Thats bullshit... Obama inherited an 8.1% unemployment rate which is now 9.5%

    Bush inherited a 4% unemployment which rose to 8.1% by the end of both his terms.

    So basically Bush doubled the American unemployment rate as well as threw the entire country into debt... Obama isn't perfect, but his fuckup isn't nearly as bad as Bush's

  • @shadowmare97 Those numbers mean nothing. It is a lot easier to have an unemployment rate go from 4% to 8.1% than to have an unemployment rate go from 8.1% to 9.5%. This is because at 4%, there are a lot of people who can go unemployed, ergo they will when bad policy is put into affect and timing is poor. But at 8.1%, there are thousands less than can go unemployed, so to be able to get it to 9.6% and forcing out jobs that otherwise shouldn't be forced out takes REALLY bad policy making.

  • @Yyyyzyyy That's the worst defense for the GOP that I've ever heard. You're pretty much saying "A 1.4% increase of the unemployed population under an economy that was already destroyed under Bush is WORSE than a 4.1% increase of the unemployed population when the economy was still in good shape before Bush". Need I also remind you that we had a surplus in the pre-Bush years before we ever had the first dollar of the deficit we're in now.

  • @MetaLulz1 It is not a defense, but an explanation. If you look at the numbers. I'm pretty much not saying that, it is a very poor debate tactic to put thoughts and words into people's mouths, please refrain from doing so. We had a surplus under Clinton NOT because he was a fiscal genius like many claim - spending increased under his presidency by 30%. It is because he hiked up the taxing, which is an unsustainable method if ever extrapolated out.

  • @shadowmare97 If you took a step back and looked at your own information, you would realize that this 4% to 8.1% unemployment rate happened over EIGHT years. Obama has not even been in office for TWO years yet and he has managed to increase unemployment by 1.4%. Obama's unemployment rise over eight years would be 5.6% if this trend continues, compared to Bush's 4.1% rise. We have not even hit the two year mark yet so Obama's percentage could be even greater.

  • I miss my "Fuck the entire white house staff" tent..

  • I love Bushie

  • hmm. I know its fake news but this could be a part of what actually happened....

  • buddhist inspired self-help books, lolz

  • God i love TheOnion's satire...

  • They could have kept the anti-Bush merchandise market and U.S. economy alive if they gave W. the top spot at Halliburton.

  • Wow, I wonder how bush himself feels about all this?

  • Fuck left winged Bush.

  • haha,fuck the entire white house staff tents

  • Buck Fush!

  • Like a rock only dumber rofl!

  • LOL IT CAME TRUE!!!

  • It happened!

  • haha! they were right! The economy collapsed!

  • Did they happen to get any TARP money?

  • @richardhutnik good one

  • omg theres bush condoms?.... i totally see that in a joke store XD

  • So THAT'S how the recession happened....

  • I like totally swear to god that im 18, yo

  • they should all go to hell bush,obama,dick

  • bush condoms. hahahaha.

  • The list of the white house staff, smartest to dumbest over the last few years. Ronald Reagan George H.W. Bush. Al gore Bill Clinton Obama Bush That rock on the front lawn (Space) (Space) (Space) Joe Biden
  • al gore lmao he is below joe biden

  • "for marginally politically active liberals to throw their money away on"---funniest line ever from Onion.

  • Maybe this caused the crash!

  • hhahah bush condoms for those who wont pull out

  • im get me some juck fenna shirts

  • Hahaha Fuck The Entire White House Staff

  • The economy is pretty bad.

  • There will always be a market for anti-whoever-the-current-presi­dent-is merchandise. Last I checked, we've never had a president with a 100% approval rating... I've already seen plenty of "Obama is not my president" bumper stickers, and I guarantee there will be such bumper stickers stating that the next president will not be there president either. Anti-whoever-is-in-charge merchandise is actually a very stable market.

  • mickeyqbitsko atually its true they did lol

  • Lol, so I guess this is why the economy is so bad right now ;p.

  • Ironic isn't it that if you compared the current president with a monkey, you're racist, but the same people saying that now were the very ones who compared the previous president with a monkey thought there was nothing wrong with it? Go figure.

  • Bush looked, acted and talked like a Chimp.

    The charge of calling Black people monkeys and apes goes way back so you can't ignore the historical context.

    Maybe if Obama stuttered like a fool, looked like a chimp and was the most incompetent president in US history then you could reasonably make that comparison.

    The knee-jerk reaction to Obama as "Muslim Marxist Communist Socialist" is unquestionably racially tinted.

    Its not Ironic, the situations are very different and not comparable.

  • Obama looks and walks like an ape.

  • ironic that sound just like msnbc.....fuck off stupid cunt.

  • bush also went to harvard.....and go back and watch his videos from 10 yrs ago...he was a great speaker then.

  • No it isn't. They said the exact same thing when Hilary proposed the healthcare plan. Republicans are not racist. The most logical Republican answer to anything is "YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING SOCIALIST"!!111!

  • I love it when Republicans call someone Communist one day, and then Fascist the next. :)

  • @micahgee:

    Obama is not a "Muslim Marxist Communist Socialist", just the amplification of his moronic predecessor. Funny how all the Obamaniacs now suck Obama's cock for doing the things which they loved to hate Bush for(Rightfully so). Partisan thinking destroys people's reasoning, which is really sad.

  • You've got to admit, people were more united together when Bush was around since he was such a moronic idiotic president. United against the enemy: their own president.

  • All fashions return every 4 years.

  • Condoms, "For Schmucks that won't pull out!" lol

  • @moepippy And they are extra slippery too!

  • lol

  • LOL

    I want a 'Fuck Jenna Bush' mug; it's just so wonderfully crass.

  • Can't wait to buy an Obama is not my president t-shirt just to spite the left.

  • I know this "news" is pure humor, and completely faked.

    But I do find it interesting that this was so funny back in '08, and how now it is considered Anti-American to ridicule our president.

    Bush as a Nazi/Joker - funny.

    Obama as a Nazi/Joker - racism?

    Reality is sometimes more humorous than fiction.

  • Because Bush had implemented destructive policies which essentially amounted to ethnic cleansing in Afghanistan and Iraq. Obama, on the other hand, has yet to do so.

  • yet to do so?

    He has increased troop presence in both. +40k in Iraq and +70k in Afganistan.

    Why was it so popular to protest the war under one president, but that Same War continuing under another - nobody bothers?

  • I am still very much anti-invasion and such but I'm not naive enough to believe that America can just pull out their troops without first establishing some semblance of order. I'm hoping Obama will atleast replace the puppet leader with one that is elected by the people through a fair ballot. The only reason that I hound on Bush is because the fool should never have even become a politician let alone president of the United States. It's madness.

  • Besides the fact that the US has No Business interfering with the governance of other nations - short of them posing a direct threat to us..

    How can you expect the US to impose a Fair vote in a foreign country when we can't get that here?

    Bush/Florida ring a bell?

    How about the nationwide investigations on ACORN for illegitimate registrations voting for Obama. (Mickey Mouse voted OFTEN)

    And it didn't stop at ACORN, or the registrations would have been denied and no votes taken place.

  • The problem is that there is a constant power struggle going on in the world today and the one with the strategic military bases and resources holds the power. To achieve those circumstances, a modern day form of colonialism is necessary. I see the evil in the world and I spit at it but we need the masses to educate themselves and rise up. I agree with all the points that you made but the goal here is to educate others on the lies and pretenses our governments make.

  • Strategic military bases is one thing.

    Having the over 90% of your armed forces on foreign soil is another matter all together.

    Do you realize that there are more Foreign troops in the continential US today than there are US troops?

    Really think on that for a moment.

  • Technically, a large portion of the United States military forces are comprised of contracted militants so the numbers are probably exponentially higher.

  • you might wanna work on factz

  • well yes its simple. We are in a war... think on that for a moment. Do you understand the picture? Think about WWII. Did we not have about 65% of ALL male youth overseas fighting the Germans?

  • how is that different from what McCain was going to do.

  • i agree.

  • Bush Condoms- "For SCHMUCKS That WON'T PULL OUT". LMAO!!!

  • 1:43 LMAO at that tent!!

  • "fuck the entire white house staff camping tent" LMAO hahahaha

  • rofl

  • 1:24 The condoms had me loling so hard

  • It made me lol in my pants

  • NICE. Enough said.

  • classy and funny - and metaphorically NOT fake; that's the irony

  • "No one wants a 'Bush is not my president' T-shirt if it's literally true."

    LOL!!!

  • I know:).

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  • 2:05 to 2:14 so true

  • this is actually true. haha dumb bush

  • lmao & this is why I get my "news" from The Onion. Which is actually more entertaining than the nightly news. This reminds me of the story Onion did, about how now all these ppl who supported Obama during the election; will now be seen laying around, leading a completely aimless existence. :)

  • hahaha the Bush stuff is funny but the jab at liberals was great

  • god this is brilliant haha

  • Overseas investment in the market will decline as well. A global recession is in the works.

  • "Fuck the whole white house staff" camping tent, way better then the ghostbusters one I got last year.

  • haha, 'bush condoms- for shcmucks who wont pull out'

  • damn, beat me to it.

  • I was at Obama's inauguration and street vendors were selling Obama condoms. =)

    Can't quite remember what they said, though.

  • Obama condoms: the ultimate stimulus package

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • GOLD

  • LMAO!!

  • what is LMAO?

  • laughing my ass off or LMAO

  • Obama condoms: the ultimate stimulus package

  • THAT WAS EPIC xD

  • that comment is priceless

  • Exactly, the American economy is just a speculative hoax. I'm sick and tired of seeing fad products come out with no research and have phony testimonials. Ever since year 2000 inventions take everyone for a ride and don't save any money over alternatives.

  • LOL 1:21

    Indictmints

    National Embarassmints

    Anti-Establish Mints

  • obama relics!

  • like a rock, only dumber.. haha priceless

  • i want one of those "fuck the entire white house staff" tents.

  • clearly i dont mean it

    it's a joke god damn

  • hahahaha you so touchy

  • HAHAHA or my "Two dumb fucks that should be shot and hung out on a tree"

    -Bush Palin t-shirt

  • As long as overseas employment is allowed and the Employer is still allowed to live in America and have the benefits of American citizenship, it will stay this way. Most grandparents of the 20/30's would have been appalled in there time to here that this type business would be allowed by government, and would not be surprised from the Aftermath...which is today along with monopoly money.

    Common Sense is not common...

  • Well, we have created the Obama product market, which has been even more effective than the Anti-Bush market. Crisis averted! But what will happen when Obama leaves office?

  • anit Obama merchandise

  • Maybe St. Barack shrine tourism.

  • hehe im waiting

  • no no you're mistaken cadkinsamr whatever the fuck that means? we didn't elect Palin we elected Obama so no need to worry about america faultering or death of thousands of people due to a complete fucking moron anymore like bush.

  • I think thats exactly what we need to worry about now.

  • like a rock only dumber

  • "Troubling report finds 60 percent of America's neo-nazis cannot identify Joseph Goebbels"

  • FUCK THE ENTIRE WHITE HOUSE STAFF! hahahaah lmao!

  • If only we could make Bush stay in office

    then we wouldn't have to worry about this.

  • lol-

  • I don't think it is really going to have that big an effect. I suppose somebody will lose their job though. Pretty interesting

  • Yeah, the demographics video was very good, but I thought the one about the portrayal of Obama as more of a snob than McCain was excellent.

  • wow how is someone with an absent father and raised by his mother and grandparents and from a single parent, working class household a snob. but someone who has prescott bush money and from a family of wealthy people who had his college paid for not

  • The "Hungry-Man Mega Chip" -- LOL!

  • lol

  • o.0

  • hassling retired old man lol

  • bye bye Bush! two terms too long! check out this funny farewell tribte to dubya. type "Bush my bags are packed' in search box. so sorry to see him go. NOT!

  • "Making fun of bush after he leave the white house will seem like harassing a retired old man." LOL, this is true.

  • Waketheoblivious: Self interest and selflessness are the only flaws with Communism...

  • agreed. It is actually supposed to be the best form of government. Ask any history teacher.

  • If everyone had the same work ethic, the leader would not get greedy with power and nobody cared about individual rights, communism would be perfect

  • That is only really true if you don't subscribe to John Locke's Natural Law. In other words, if you are not an american who has actually read and understood the constitution.

  • Communism only works if it starts from a strong economic base - unlike what Russia and China did. They started and then hoped for economic strength.

  • You are not studying your Mises. Read Ludwig von Mises; that economist blows Keynsien economics out of the water. Since this conclusion is based off of this keynsien foundation, I can tell you it is incorrect. governments CANNOT run an economy. They can't even help it in any way except a few regulations to enforce contracts and reduce fraud. This applies of course to socialism but since you are speaking of Russia and China I feel this is well within the boundaries.