NOWadays white 100%english woMen=LADetteS have "PROGRESSed" ! They R 1st in theWorld 4DOing ANAL, Oral+DOGging-NOcondom (4BLACKs) as theyPROUDly! say themselves onNational-Tv, inMedia. The ONLYdifference now's they ReallyBOASTab.&beatU up after, PUBLICly, UNlike their MoMs, etc who did it PRIVATEly. The likes of jordan, kateMoss, sophieAnderton, lilyAlen, the geldofS say: I'm PROUD! 2swallow my boyfriend's/boyfriendS '?(NOThubby's) SPERM, as russelBRAND+JohnRoss said onBBc Too,theUK feMaleBRAND
a man's charisma is not merely in his chiselled physique, bulging biceps or ripped abs; it's all about personality. nd the power of personality is such that just personality is good enough to make a man attractive, however just looks might attract ladies from far, but the closer they'll get to the dumbasses, they'll move away. So guys, focus on you humour THE MOST(and dat neva means dnt luk after urself).
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Well physically attractive women anyway...unattractive women just take what they can get most of the time, even so there are unattractive women who feel they are attractive and get nowhere lol
Men think its the most important thing to a woman that he has a big penis. It doesn't matter how many times a woman tells him otherwise, the doubt will always be there.
It's probably because some misandrist bitches go around telling men they need 8 inches to be a man, solely because they hate men and enjoy making men insecure. Therefore, men assume that women who say otherwise are lying and concealing their "secret" desire for a large penis to avoid hurting men's feelings. In my case, for example, 8 inches is too large. 4-7 inches is my preferred range. When I tell that to some men they accuse me of lying to make them feel better.
True, another reason is porn. Men in porn always have large penises which men then take to be the norm. They then feel inadequate in comparison. What they fail to realise is that the whole reason they are in porn is BECAUSE they have oversized penises. Do women have the same problem with the size of their breasts?
I fail to understand why porn even features such large penises if it's so male-oriented. Why don't men demand small dick porn? All they really care to see anyway is the woman.
because the point to porn is to watch a woman enjoy getting railed. I prefer lesbo porn, a girl enjoying another girl is something i can relate to and she likes it too! :D
Its easier to shoot porn with a big dick than a little one. With a big one a guy can do deep strokes and do more positions easily while a guy with a small dick, he'll be grinding up against the woman and the viewers won't see shit.
Porn is all about seeing the action and with a small dick you'd be seeing very little. Just look at Japanese porn and how little you can see vs. North American porn.
You couldn't see shit with Jap porn anyway because they put giant pixels in front of everything.
They can have a TV show where they fill a persons ass with water and see if they can run across stage without losing it - but they won't show pussy. Werid.....
In regards to - DanReborn's comment.. Russian and German porn. At least they have real looking women instead of the caked on makeup that our American girls wear. Worse than Tammy Faye Baker.
Clarification: you'd have to view it with an atomic force microscope.
Re-Clarification: They are running tests at the Large Hadron Collider facility in Geneva to see if they can determine the miniscule number of particles that my tiny penis is composed of will manifest themselves.
hahaha its a fact that everyone who is on the telly is considered hot by someone. In no way shape or form is Nick Frost hot. He is very funny and that would be a major attraction to most women....
Everyone has different ideas of what is hot; people on tv gain more exposure than normal people, ergo people on tv are more likely to be spotted by people who think they're hot.
I'm guessing it was picked up in a shop like Primark/Pennys, they have cheap (6 euro)Tshirts with random stuff written on them. I saw one once that said "Frisbee club California".
Id go with yes with the british comedy. blaitantly its from T.K Maxx. or mattalan actualy... i have a calafornia surf shack t-shrt from there... its a good point though, i mean you dont see amaricans wandering around in devon cream fudge t shirts do you? posibly because theyve never heard of devon...
duh it's a lie let it go it was sarcasm i dont know why you are freaking out "i'm not lying here exact# of 94 an1/2 it was grinding" sounds like a dumptruck of bullshit it's not a real claim ok you'd think a'n average human could tell the difference between honesty an complete bullshit
I was waiting for "I've slept with infinite+1"
ThePurestSkyll 6 months ago
let me have a think, let me have a think...
McGrathpaul7 6 months ago
I think you're attractive Nick! :P
lizvandort666 9 months ago
Thought that was a chucke brother.
phocjame 10 months ago
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Hahahaha . I can now use my skills with the person i met on (secretshag co uk)
fluenty9 10 months ago
Nick frost is fucking amazing at pulling off this sort of thing. Love him.
Gazmus 10 months ago
not gonna catch up with me now, are you Andy...?
ithinkyoulovemyhair 1 year ago
infinity XD
EuroFighter1988 1 year ago
hahah a utah shirt?
thecolormaria 1 year ago
@thecolormaria yeah he would have definately slept with infinity women there :-D
poulova 1 year ago
what the fuck is this vvvvvvv
AngleUK 1 year ago
cyaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao
hula87 1 year ago
what the fuck are yous all talking about? just watch the clips
Jago1369 2 years ago 9
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NOWadays white 100%english woMen=LADetteS have "PROGRESSed" ! They R 1st in theWorld 4DOing ANAL, Oral+DOGging-NOcondom (4BLACKs) as theyPROUDly! say themselves onNational-Tv, inMedia. The ONLYdifference now's they ReallyBOASTab.&beatU up after, PUBLICly, UNlike their MoMs, etc who did it PRIVATEly. The likes of jordan, kateMoss, sophieAnderton, lilyAlen, the geldofS say: I'm PROUD! 2swallow my boyfriend's/boyfriendS '?(NOThubby's) SPERM, as russelBRAND+JohnRoss said onBBc Too,theUK feMaleBRAND
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
Quality over quantity people.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago 3
classic
BloodyInsane 2 years ago
"Ahhh yea, bens fat" Lol Legend.
Gellis2009 2 years ago
research the new world order
boogaloo80 2 years ago
loloolololllllllllllll
iloveTnDx 2 years ago
hehehe is it 'cause i suffer from obesity? :P
j12196 2 years ago 3
no no, that's an exact amount. Love this sketch
Munchkin1307 2 years ago 4
a man's charisma is not merely in his chiselled physique, bulging biceps or ripped abs; it's all about personality. nd the power of personality is such that just personality is good enough to make a man attractive, however just looks might attract ladies from far, but the closer they'll get to the dumbasses, they'll move away. So guys, focus on you humour THE MOST(and dat neva means dnt luk after urself).
bagh98 2 years ago 6
I'd say its more based on the size of the penis ;)
MiikeDante 2 years ago
Joka...;)
bagh98 2 years ago
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Well physically attractive women anyway...unattractive women just take what they can get most of the time, even so there are unattractive women who feel they are attractive and get nowhere lol
MiikeDante 2 years ago
What is?
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
A mans sense of being a man.
MiikeDante 2 years ago
Oh, yeah that is a big factor in male psychology for some reason.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
Men think its the most important thing to a woman that he has a big penis. It doesn't matter how many times a woman tells him otherwise, the doubt will always be there.
MiikeDante 2 years ago 2
It's probably because some misandrist bitches go around telling men they need 8 inches to be a man, solely because they hate men and enjoy making men insecure. Therefore, men assume that women who say otherwise are lying and concealing their "secret" desire for a large penis to avoid hurting men's feelings. In my case, for example, 8 inches is too large. 4-7 inches is my preferred range. When I tell that to some men they accuse me of lying to make them feel better.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
True, another reason is porn. Men in porn always have large penises which men then take to be the norm. They then feel inadequate in comparison. What they fail to realise is that the whole reason they are in porn is BECAUSE they have oversized penises. Do women have the same problem with the size of their breasts?
MiikeDante 2 years ago
Yes, breast size to women = penis size to men.
I fail to understand why porn even features such large penises if it's so male-oriented. Why don't men demand small dick porn? All they really care to see anyway is the woman.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
because the point to porn is to watch a woman enjoy getting railed. I prefer lesbo porn, a girl enjoying another girl is something i can relate to and she likes it too! :D
thebeartaxes 2 years ago
Well yeah that is very popular among straight men. You'd be surprised how popular gay porn is with us str8 women...
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
@thebeartaxes well dude, this will sound wired, but i share the same opinion as you.
FPR 2 years ago
Its easier to shoot porn with a big dick than a little one. With a big one a guy can do deep strokes and do more positions easily while a guy with a small dick, he'll be grinding up against the woman and the viewers won't see shit.
Porn is all about seeing the action and with a small dick you'd be seeing very little. Just look at Japanese porn and how little you can see vs. North American porn.
JDubs878 2 years ago
or african porn? or european porn? or russian porn? or australian porn?
its not just americans that have normal sized willies ya know!
DanReborn 2 years ago
- @ JDubs878 -
You couldn't see shit with Jap porn anyway because they put giant pixels in front of everything.
They can have a TV show where they fill a persons ass with water and see if they can run across stage without losing it - but they won't show pussy. Werid.....
In regards to - DanReborn's comment.. Russian and German porn. At least they have real looking women instead of the caked on makeup that our American girls wear. Worse than Tammy Faye Baker.
pmgodfrey 1 year ago
Hail pmgodfrey. Guru and oracle of online pr0n.
Karmoon7 1 year ago
@JDubs878 North Americans have smaller dicks than Europeans on average. It's scientific :)
fluffymole0913 8 months ago
@fluffymole0913 black people have bigger dicks than you
canadaismadeofanuses 8 months ago
@canadaismadeofanuses that is also true. Atleast we both like the fact that neither of us have the smallest.
fluffymole0913 8 months ago
@canadaismadeofanuses that cus black woman have buckets for vaginas
jim191185 8 months ago
Mine is so tiny, you'd have to view it with a microscope.
marsbarz 2 years ago
Clarification: you'd have to view it with an atomic force microscope.
Re-Clarification: They are running tests at the Large Hadron Collider facility in Geneva to see if they can determine the miniscule number of particles that my tiny penis is composed of will manifest themselves.
marsbarz 2 years ago
so i am not the only one that nows the atomic force microscope
obenrob 2 years ago
it would have been interesting . . .
if he asked how many men has he slept with . . . .
:D
that would make an interesting convo.
UsedandAbused027 2 years ago 4
This is absolutely my favorite sketch.
ShivelMoKivel 2 years ago
I have nothing wrong with me, and Nick Frost is hot!!! Funny, clever and hot! I would!
alanna4858 3 years ago 8
I think Nick Frost is hot and funny.
angeisweetie 3 years ago 35
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damn thats not funny
WKaliber1 3 years ago
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you dirty fuckin son of a bitch go fuck ur mother
mistermuffin420 3 years ago
lol DAD!? is that you? go home uv had too much to drink.
yatvoyvrag 3 years ago 4
lol, infinite multiple
boerinbeton 3 years ago
"you don't have to get bitter because you slepted with only 3 people and I slept with an infinite multiple of that" lol
mistermuffin420 3 years ago 3
"Is it cos I suffer from obesity?" Haha I love it!
strictlygal 3 years ago 11
is it cos i suffer from obesity, that it? lol
gurlfriday 3 years ago
great acting
mhenne 3 years ago
i dont tihkn he's acting Lol
we all know nick far to well
XxGoCrazyGurlxX 3 years ago 8
This show was SO funny, it should've been more popular for how funny it was!
shotgunweddingxox 3 years ago
bens not lying coz i am one of the infinity he got...
jAnEmArtin02 3 years ago 5
"easy, tiger!"
"anything's possible"
VileRueProductions 3 years ago
"I have slept with errrr, infinity women!"
mommymcmom 3 years ago 2
hahahaha the last line was killer
'never gonna catch up with me now'
pclose11 3 years ago 3
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I've overheard better banter at dive bars around town...
epicdeuce 3 years ago
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im from utah and so is my wife!
rutlandrav 3 years ago
nick frost is so hot
krash718 3 years ago 4
i thought i was the only one who thought so
dngerclownz 3 years ago
hahaha its a fact that everyone who is on the telly is considered hot by someone. In no way shape or form is Nick Frost hot. He is very funny and that would be a major attraction to most women....
Hot he is not. :D
mickeyleon123 3 years ago
grotesque you are at best. : D
briandbz23 3 years ago 3
Everyone has different ideas of what is hot; people on tv gain more exposure than normal people, ergo people on tv are more likely to be spotted by people who think they're hot.
BenjaminBattington 3 years ago 4
That, is where you're wrong my friend. Nick Frost is most definitely attractive, least in this woman's opinion. ~_^
AnyaWerecat 3 years ago 10
And also in this man's opinion.
movieboy01 3 years ago 12
im from utah too big up too the utah massive
mrfundah 3 years ago
.......Clearly not.....
FUCKUGLY101 3 years ago
Oh wow, funny thing because I live in Utah, haha, very surprising to see that.
Rhetticus90 3 years ago
How did someone from Utah end up watching Man Stroke Woman?
JSCL1992 3 years ago 2
Hey, I live in utah and I watch it!
jaddesgreen 3 years ago
I found Nick really attractive in this clip. I'm sure he's had infinite of women!
DarthCulf 3 years ago 6
no no that's an exact amount
is it cause i suffer from obesity?
eeeaaassy tiga
lennon005 4 years ago 4
haha love the "I'm sorry Andy?"
p.s who cares about his t-shirt
roboroby101 4 years ago
Can't believe people are arguing about his shirt????
Flighn 4 years ago
me either
jAnEmArtin02 3 years ago
29 UTAH!!!!!!!???????
rohitks123 4 years ago
I'm guessing it was picked up in a shop like Primark/Pennys, they have cheap (6 euro)Tshirts with random stuff written on them. I saw one once that said "Frisbee club California".
UltimaFire 4 years ago
where u from dude?...lemme guess uk?
rohitks123 4 years ago
Id go with yes with the british comedy. blaitantly its from T.K Maxx. or mattalan actualy... i have a calafornia surf shack t-shrt from there... its a good point though, i mean you dont see amaricans wandering around in devon cream fudge t shirts do you? posibly because theyve never heard of devon...
Iamstardust 4 years ago
I'm from Ireland, were we get a good mix of American, Irish and British comedy. We get the good and bad of each.
UltimaFire 4 years ago 3
LOL why does a british dude like Frost have a Utah shirt.
fvertk 4 years ago 4
Why not!
night69angel 4 years ago
I don't know, I had no idea Utah was trendy, lol.
fvertk 4 years ago 2
lol you think frost wears trendy shirts?! are you mad? hes got way to much awesome style to be trendy
Iamstardust 4 years ago
This clip is AWESOME!
BadNeighbour 4 years ago
lolocaust
jonnyhackett 4 years ago 4
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i'm not lying here exact# of 94 an1/2 it was grinding
megaperv69 4 years ago
No, the question was the amount not the age...
stagga76 4 years ago 7
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u guys are a-holes and not the good kind
megaperv69 4 years ago
says the guy named "megaperv"
hinza007 4 years ago 29
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duh it's a lie let it go it was sarcasm i dont know why you are freaking out "i'm not lying here exact# of 94 an1/2 it was grinding" sounds like a dumptruck of bullshit it's not a real claim ok you'd think a'n average human could tell the difference between honesty an complete bullshit
megaperv69 4 years ago
kay..chill..I jsut dont like people calling us A-holes..
hinza007 4 years ago 3
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why should i chill you're critical over a lie om the net no less
megaperv69 4 years ago
Nice one! 1-0 to you!
wedgeff7 4 years ago
thats an estimate eh? no exact amount lol.
is it because i suffer from obesity?
oh yea bens fat. lol
bobbylee0909 4 years ago
iv slept with an infinite amount of women also.. its not impossible
Rgermian 4 years ago 3
An infinitely small amount.
Winboloer2 4 years ago 14
Aw snap.
Epacepac 4 years ago 5
No really, it's possible. I have too.
It's all in my mind, though.
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