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  • i must be high cause this song makes no sense but i like it * turns on scooby doo*

  • My shit kinda smells good

  • random fact: 1993 - year of the cock

  • This Really has some interesting lyrics!

  • I hope you guys realize that you give more attention to Beiber than his own fucking fans lol

  • The ratio of likes to dislikes is the same as the ratio of the size of my cock to Justin Bieber's cock.

  • were the regulators that de-regulate :D

  • @Decon082 you're both tiny.

  • jajajajjaj i like it !!

  • 36 people has a small cock

  • my cook is most bigger than you justin bieber fuck gay

  • @zachman861 dick

  • @thejoichironishi Yay! You spelled something right!

  • This song has deep meaning. Its about dictators and how they only care about themslefs

  • @emoshady95 also u love your cock even MORE !!! :D

  • I'm 9 I have NO idea what your talking about

  • My cock is bigger than dislike bar

  • Who loves their COCK??!! O.O

  • @bountyhunter329 I love my cock. It lets me have loads of fun :D

  • @UltimaPlayer12 LOL, nice. ;) No pun intended, right?

  • @RavenFirewind Not at all ;)

  • @UltimaPlayer12 Sure sure. :P

  • SHIT AIN'T PURE!!

  • SHIT AIN'T PURE!!

  • @bountyhunter329 What's corrupt about it? Feces are less corrupt than genitals are usually

  • ~I listing System of a Down - Cigaro ~

    Me singing: MY COCK MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

    My boyfriend: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!

    Me singing: MY COCK CAN WALK THROUGH THE DOOR!!

    My boyfriend: WHAT THE FUUCK?! YOU ARE A MAN OR A WOMAN? IM CONFUSED!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!!

    ~I turn a music off~

    Me: An? You say something?

    My boyfriend: O.O' I'm traumatized ... need to be alone ...

    Me: O.e Whats heppand sweet? HEY!! COME BACK!!

  • @NikoleRockeira I hope that's not real

  • Alright then

  • I wonder what the girls thing they hear this song? I wonder if they thing "can I see to see if your c**k is bigger?" Lol

  • It's about which country has a better military ( cock )

  • You all stupid macho people don't even realize that the lyrics are criticizing world's leaders - men - who actually only think with their brain-cock.

  • Can't you see that we love my cock? lalalalal LMFAO!

  • My cock is much bigger

  • my cock is bigger than yours...

  • MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

  • Oh shit,34 faggots!

  • thumbs up if your cock walked out the door

  • Is this song about Castro? Think about it...

  • like if u think your cock goes into justin bieber's mouth!!:)

  • @hereistheking1 Why do you want your cock inside Justin Bieber's mouth? ._.

  • @ACD5401 coz he is a fag

  • @hereistheking1 might want to retype that

  • 'Can't you see that you love my cock?'

    -Works at the bar every time ;]

  • I laughed my fucking ass off!!!

  • CANT YOU SEE WE LOVE MY COCK?

  • 32 people cant see their own cocks...

  • cant you see we love my chicken?

  • MY COCK MOtIVATES THEM!!

  • I don´t know why youtube gives the option dislike in System Of A Down videos

  • i heard if you listen to soad your cock gets bigger

  • i got two big cocks in my ass right now?

  • my cock it´s much bigger than your...

    

  • i l o v e t h i s s o n g l o l

  • WE'RE THE CRUEL REGULATOS SMOKING CIGARO, CIGARO, CIGAR.

  • Lol i wonder how big my cock would be if I was a guy

  • @moonharpz321 huge, I'm sure :P

  • JUST AWESOME

  • i think they were smoking more then cigaro cigaro cigars wen making this song....good song though

  • Cocks, shits, and cigars.

  • 31 people actually ate shit :)

  • My cock will kick your ass and take your lunch money if you don't love my cock...

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  • THIS IS A SONG XD

    LOVE THIS BAND ELEMAYO XDD

  • Lmfaod so hard

  • Thanks Susan Boyle, but I'd prefer SoaD.

  • 30 People Have Small Cocks

  • cigaro cigaro cigar

  • I dont know if i should be scared, impressed by how much these people love their manly hood or just rock out singing this. but then i would have my family look at me strangely because im a girl..............

  • 10 likes: i walk through the school blaring this all day

    20 likes i sing this to my parents

    30 likes i sing this in class

    100 likes i sing this to the elderly and post on youtube

  • @XanNation damnit, give this kid's comment 100 likes, I wanna see that shit! xD

  • @soulsistah102 still only have 35 likes i did sing it to my parents and they laughed so phew, close one lol

  • @XanNation yo bro ya hit 88

  • @itsthatguy174 oh shit.... alright then

  • @XanNation ya hit 100 hundred bro yer gonna have some problems

    

  • @XanNation Oops, looks like you're doing all those four things

  • @ick709 well i'm fucked now what old person to sing this to?

  • @XanNation I'm sure you will find an elderly person on the street

  • @ick709 ahaha thats gunna be fucking awesome!

  • @xXStumC0W96Xx What will?

  • @ick709 singing this to the elderly

  • love it man :D

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  • i can make my cock do tricks 

  • @stgroberto1 Me 2 i can make it disappear in girls ;)

  • 1:04 its like grammar rock for adults.

  • :D

  • 29 people have perfume shits

  • 29 people(peephole) have small cock...

  • i'm gonna sing this song in my head for next 3 days

    if you feel like me dont thumbs up, i dont care about you!

  • @bertilla96 i feel like you so i will thumbs down, is that ok?

  • @amandil999 ok :)

  • what is the purpose of this letter?

  • Im brazilian, man :I

  • @tutoriais20 FINALMENTE UM BRASILEIRO!!!!!! nunca vi um brasileiro postando em algum video do System Of a Down... '-'

  • @TheMadeeness Tem vários xD

    Só que tem muito cara de modinha porque o SOAD foi pro "Rock" in Rio ¬¬

  • 1:01 Me and my GF

  • because in Spanish?

  • because everything in English?

  • Cant you see that I love my cock!? These guys never cease to amaze me x)

  • I wish my rooster was that cool....

  • My cock can walk trough the youtube and click on the Like Button

  • @tutoriais20 seriously dude ....... im latin and i have best grammar than u ...... no offense

  • @davidska29 WTF LOL

  • @tutoriais20 yuk, now i aint touching that button

  • @tutoriais20 You made me try clicking the like button with only my dick XD!

  • epic.

  • System of down are the BEST !! >:D

  • Bellissima canzone! L'adoro!

  • soo coollllll

  • MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!

  • @182mAw MY SHIT STINKS MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS!

  • I think this is a statement on how the government fucks shit up and looks the other way?

    Or else im just making meanings up again (like with that book, the tale of ScrotieMcBoogerballs..)

  • My cock is much bigger than yours...♫

  • My cock is much bigger than yours...♫

  • well this relly dose represent me

  • cigaros make ur penis smaller.........so if u smoke than u know his cock is bigger than urs

  • @TDWP4EVAR [Citation Needed]

  • @TDWP4EVAR fuck it im going to smoke anyways (not i have much to lose anyways XD)

  • what makes a youtube video in a outstanding one?

  • i am from greece and in greek cigaro means cigarette...so this song talks about those that are smoking and they think that they are more clever than the other people tha dont like my cock is bigger than yours!

  • MY SHIT SMELLS MUCH BETTER THEN YOURS!

  • I swear system of a down songs are weird but have the deepest meanings, i first thought this song was about impotence...

  • the white part on the like and dislike bar has a wider width than the dislike bar itself

  • 27 people hate their small cocks.

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  • my friend has this on her phono shes ten.

  • i am always laughing on this song :D

  • hot god damn!

  • HAHAHAHA

  • guys, can't you see that we love my cock?

  • The Nike Lunarglide+ 3 iD ad is trippin me out. It moves.

  • my cook is much biggerrr jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

  • can,t you see love my cook?

    an,t you see love my cook?

  • que es estoooo tienen diarrea

  • this is by far the weirdest song i has seen and your shit does NOT stink more then my

  • 27 people have their cook like the dislike bar

  • @MrSoad97 I'm sorry but that makes no sense.

  • hahahahaha

  • @MrSoad97 Cook? Right..

  • @MrSoad97 >Cook

    Leave.

  • @MrSoad97 Oh my god Dude, Epic comment! FUCK YEAHH!!!

  • If serj tankian walked into my house and stole my most prized possession, i would thank him

  • 27 Ppl don't like his cock. I kno I do! Do u like his cock? XD

  • @QueenLynn12 im not gay but i actually like my cock

  • @victordeseguroesdios LOL! Daron is freakin awesome. I heard some guy talking about they want to fuck him but there not gay...

  • 0:17 LOL i remember I was sleeping at my friends house and he randomly put it on and the awkward silence that came after that LOL priceless...

    

  • im just going to go ahead and assume hes talking about a rooster...

  • This song makes me horny. Weird, or no?

  • @yesiampsycho me too buddy, me too...

  • @yesiampsycho thats... pretty weird

  • @yesiampsycho weird indeed. not like thats a bad thing.

  • I'm gonna sing this to my dad :D

  • NO THIS CRZY

    

  • WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO EAT MY METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 26 people need smoke a cigaro

  • 26 People can't see they love Daron's cock

  • 26 people can't pogo!

  • CANT U SEE? that we love hhis cock?:3

  • @MrA7Xfan13 Maybe you love his cock, but i love SOAD and my cock.

  • Eu vou no show do System eu outubro haha #SãoPaulo

  • A Song About a Cockeril.

  • I have to admit that the first time I heard that song was in a bar and I fell down from laughing....GREAT SONG THOUGH

  • My girlfriend said she doesn't like System Of A Down

    Now she is single....