Master Tang - Taco Bell song

[Roguephilsopher]

Has anyone noticed that their eating Taco Bell in China? Weird, right? I figured they be eating orange chicken, rice, or some other asian food.

[Endrance99]

@Roguephilsopher your a little slow aren't you?...its called a joke

[Luisitonice999]

I come to kick ass. Jajajajajaja so hilarious

[pupyfanatic44]

MACHO BURRITO

[MissMoogles]

A lot of people watch this stoned so it makes me laugh because they all probably want Taco Bell after hearing this song.

[FutureUSMC12]

What's even better is that 2 of my friends work at Taco Bell...and they also kick ass!

[kookiekrumblez]

Yes!!

[luc59457]

I checked the top reviews for this movie off Google and someone gave it a 1 star and the other a 3 star. They said it was pointless and they only laughed once. I guess they are very serious people.

[Brandidoubi]

dead xDDDDDDDDD

[Poorboy577]

let me know if you see a radio shack....

[XxMONST3RMODSxX]

BEST MOVIE EVER!

[RikoTakahashi]

Ahhh, this scene is gold! The movie itself is a freaking mad skillz/abridge dub icon!

[AaronSotelo1997]

just saw this movie on saturday on netflix

[bloodygates2000]

@ReverseCycology

so judging by your comment and the timing of your post, your pathetic lonely gamer ass decided to comment here just to get out your fanboy statements.

you realize your such a fanboy because you suck at life and thats why the only outlet to let your frustrations out is through menial arguments about video games because your too afraid to confront your fears in a society that outcasts u, you sad fuck. I wish death upon people like you, your proabably fat too

[EpicFknBrutality]

@bloodygates2000 I approve of this message. What the fuck does this video have to do with video games anyways? What a sad individual.

[79ashna]

awesome.haha

[Straightforward93]

Nice!

[bubbag02]

4 people got their ass kicked. :D

[iTzCrazyMe]

incharrito macho burrito xD

[Skatingisfun788]

My new name is Betty nehhhh neeehhhhh

[painter2k]

I'll get the Neosporin. Neo ba na nana na na na. -sporin ne ne ne nee nee na

[EviltheNub]

This was stuck in my head for like a month the first time I saw it. Good times.

[Raziel5]

OOOOOHHHHH Taco bell, taco bell

Product placement with tacco bell

Enchirito, Nacho, Burrito!

[drewber2635]

enchiroto macho burrito

[TheTerenity]

@ChrisEchidna They'd have to censor it probably

[Eleapaw]

hahaha i love that guy he's hilarious!

[ToxxicCity]

Hahahaha he sings a lot of songs....

[bbri1991]

thumbs up if you sing it every time you drive by or eat at a taco bell.

[MrBassem95]

@bbri1991 thumbs up if youve ever actually been to a taco bell

[JdawgTheFirst]

@bbri1991 I WILL NOW!!!!

[Haysparkelbeckinger]

this was my fave movie when i was 10, now im almost 14 and it still is XD

[SunWukong4]

O_O I didn't know China had tacos during that time. 

[coopercastille]

"M-m-master Tang! What are you dong here?"

"I've come to kick ass."

best reply ever

[RainingBlackDolls]

Best instance of product placement ever. XD

[skylynx2021]

This is among my favorite movies of all time! An this coming from someone who also has "My Dinner with Andre" on it.

[BenFosterism]

@skylynx2021 I'm with you except on my list is 2001: A space odyssey

[Cougkid93]

i watched this high and things made sense but didnt

[LordAlucard12]

"i come to kick ass" lol

[TKO7347]

"Aye what you doing watching this short video?" I'v come to kick ass.

[SoSkilledAAO]

LMAO this never gets old

[SuperYouMustDie4321]

I've come to kick ass!

[physXroyale]

incharito macho burrito XD

[lDanteXO1l]

I've come to kick ass

*some in the background*

and chew bubble gum!

[Ratt2004]

@lDanteXO1l and im all out of bubblegum

[Chr1s887]

THATS A LOT OF FUN!

[smo1765]

Encharito, Nacho burrito! LOL, funny as hell.

[smo1765]

@smo1765 or is it macho burrito?

[netrioter]

@smo1765 macho burrito is at Del Taco...lol

[Rainb0wSkittle]

OOO Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchillito MACHO BURRITO!

[sparton1199]

why the fuck is THIS movie the movie with the best special effects of all time?

[MichelleOfDarkness]

Master Tang should kick 3 people's asses. You all know who you are *Pointing to the dislikers*

[cr0nicmunchies123]

THAT'S ALOT OF BURRITOS.

[pintoz27]

Best scene in the movie... "Product-placement with taco bell!"

[antivalentine1]

lmao "i've come to kick ass."

[OliviaNettles]

XDDD

[franciscodudeful]

Ive come to kick ass.

[OverlordIX]

434 people came.

...and really kicked ass.

[idntevenpic]

@Sickofu100 i love it when he fights the cow though its kinda funny to me

[InFamousStickFigure]

3 people dislike kicking ass after eating taco bell.

[rebek0609]

nacho, burrito! xD

[ElMysterioso15]

@rebek0609 macho burrito

[pirajacinto4]

I'm SO GLAD you kept the "I came to kick ass". Too many videos just show the main thing, and always cut out the best part that keeps it together.

[JacobRWilder]

ive come to kick ass.

[MOVEZIG]

This is one of my many ringtones

[clanmoogles]

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT TACOS WITH THAT!?

[TeenageTomboy]

Dude, this happened today:

I went to taco bell today with some of my friends, and when I was waiting to get my taco. An old friend was behind me, he tapped my shoulder and was like "HEY! I thought you already moved! What are you doing here!?"

I said back "I came...to kick ass...!" XD

[OgnarPliskin]

I haven't even seen this movie yet and I repeat this line every time I go to Taco Bell.

[Ratt2004]

@OgnarPliskin just bought some Taco Bell 30 minutes ago and was singing this as I walked in the door, got a few people looking at me like I was crazy lol

[Lucky73096]

IVE come to kick ass

[Maglevspiritualgeek]

I've come to kick ass "LOL!"

[JustinSage]

Brilliant.

[trexlpl]

Master Tang Rules!!!

[bembeleee]

:D kung pow

[Ratt2004]

YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!!!!

[FOXKIDSFanChannel1]

@Ratt2004 your clothes r black

[yeti564]

I quote this movie at least once a month; its that good!!

[rubyrox219]

@yeti564 yeah its ok...i do it too! ^_^

[yeti564]

@rubyrox219 haha, just goes to show how much of a classic it is!

[rubyrox219]

@yeti564 of course! XD

[Rafahil]

I'll shake your bouncy booty.

[RazorUltraPro11]

ive come to kick ass.

[JackemFilms]

lyrics to this song please?

[hectrucci]

@JackemFilms "ooooh, taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell... enchirito, nacho, burrito!!!"

[HistoryLubber]

@hectrucci it isn't "macho burrito"? >.>

[hectrucci]

@HistoryLubber nacho like the movie "nacho libre" =)

[MrJonnyGunn]

I've come to kick ass.

[MrSpetsnaz]

2 people did not come to kick ass...or have taco bell

[matias7anriquez]

taco bell product placement with taco bell (8)

[migduh]

@gilbertc2020 the "dis i like" thing is old as balls and pissed me off for some reason when i read it. but, if you're commenting on a kung pow clip, you at least appreciate fine comedy, so feel free to stay.

[migduh]

@gilbertc2020 go away :)

[Roshby54]

This part made me cry from laughing when I was stoned

[TheSaintPig]

I Never noticed the taco bell bag before.

[Awesome1601]

In german he sings "Oh McDonalds everytime a good time, also burgerking is paying good for subliminal advertising and pizza hut too!"

[efrenstudios]

Enchirito... NACHO BURRITO!

[TheInstantClassic1]

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT CHEESE ROLL UPS WITH THAT?!?

[RarEndangeredCrabSpy]

Oh Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, [eaters join in] nacho burrito!

[90kulu33]

HAHAHAH i LOVE This movie SO MUCH

[DieDaiGeneral]

I love impersonating Master Tang XD I did it one time on the phone and someone thought I was really a old man! They were like "sir, is this a retirement home?"

[OgnarPliskin]

Now with 88% beef and 12% seasonings.

[PHILLYHEAT215]

@OgnarPliskin

"Now with 88% beef and 12% squirrel meat" <--fixed.

[RideAnomiX720]

i am bleeding making me the victor

[fallofnations]

thank you for uploading this just played it like 5 times in a row.

[GatorsFan24]

1 person doesnt like taco bell

[DVON2211]

On the Transcribe it says teach acts XD

[lolthxbb]

this movie is EPIC :)

[Narutotar]

Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito Nacho, Burrito

[Narutotar]

Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

@Narutotar shouldve gone with (a) :/

[m4st3rch33f69]

@Narutotar hmm. shoulda gone with option A.

[SVTcoolguy]

I always tell people who don't understand this movie, "Just keep in mind that there is nothing to understand"

[Nikotehwolf]

@SVTcoolguy Uh... what is it they are struggling with, its a satire of old martial art films

[hiranom20]

@SVTcoolguy Exactly, it's the spoof of all spoofs!

[nunolive]

@SVTcoolguy The first time I saw this movie I didn't like it because I thought it was so stupid. The second time I saw it I liked it a lot because I thought it was so stupid!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@SVTcoolguy whats there not to understand, its a parody of the martial arts movie genre specifically the Lee Movies and that movie they super imposed themselves onto.

[StevenHyde06]

Mucho Burrito!

[VegitoVai90]

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo!

[tarkeke]

@VegitoVai90 lemurs go fff, beavers go baaah chichichichichichichichihci AH?!

[9Coronas]

"product placement with taco bell"

aahahahahahah so good!

[bomberkirby624]

dont forget the gum master tang

[disturbedme5]

LOVE this movie!!!! haha

[PuRpLeDiNoSaUr99]

most funniest wierdest movie eveeerr :D

[VisitorMalta]

I've come to kick ass looooool

[DaytonaRoadster]

o god i sang this song all day today...fuck!

[Dukklord]

"Don't!! He'll kill you like a small dog!"

[Altherix]

@Dukklord Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick. *cough* *cough* *snort* *snort*

Aw, jeez. And now the snorting starts.

[Chaosemeraldfreak]

@Altherix And now, now hes dead, wccaaw.

[Drumplayer3111]

im pretty sure that everyone who watched this movie knows all of the lines.lol

[kudjo24]

i swear to god, every second of this movie is %1000 quotable.

[MrRunescapeplayer1]

I've come to kick ass! XD lolololol

[darknipple]

oh, taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell, icharito bacho burrito.

[robertcote1]

they need to make another movie like this

[fuaxe]

.."Mastuh Tang, what are you doing here?" "I've come to kick ***." CX, best ever. I love Kung Pow! It's so funny..I watched it all the time, back in the day.

[silenthillfan999]

@fuaxe I still do, lol. Call it sad, but I can quote most of the movie.

[XcubicubiX]

i love taco bell

[mzbri0584]

lmao... classic

[Christopherwilder47]

ive come to kick ass

[OgnarPliskin]

@classiccartoons14 Close. Same user.

[Itzpower]

This song was stuck in my head whenever I went to Taco Bell.

[Christopherwilder47]

ive come to kick ass.

[Smexyyellow]

One person actually put a thumbs down? HOW DARE HE SWEET SUZY!

[OgnarPliskin]

I saw a hilarious video where Mario goes to the drive-thru at Taco Bell singing this song.

[TheInstantClassic1]

Master Tang; he's come to kick ass!!!

[TheWhiteRose000]

Awesome.

[TaiTai198]

*oooooooooo taco bell taco bell tha product place w/ the taco bell,ANCHOLITTO NACHO BURRITO

[Konvictedjeezy]

@TaiTai198 he says enchirito, nacho, burrito

[TaiTai198]

lol.....hilarious

[firetiger110]

@murwillumbahmusicman oh chill out man its just entertainment =3= just relax and watch master tang kick some ass lulz

[firetiger110]

@murwillumbahmusicman i and 19 other people think otherwise :D

[rafanavega]

@murwillumbahmusicman hahahaha

[NatosREekeiEinai]

Ive come to kick ass

[JPaxton1616]

Whoa Damn! This movie is ridiculous but it's that much more hilarious!

[kevinmarquez19]

NACHO BURRITO!

[FilmsFromASanitarium]

"Ohh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. En chorito," "Macho Burrito!" "Master Tandg, what are you doing here?" "I've come to kick ass!"

xD.

[DekiNoSama]

@FilmsFromASanitarium I believe they say "Nacho Burrito"

[nigsplzz]

I WANT THIS MOVIE SO BADLY!!! Where can you find this movie?!

[cssrocko]

I know you seek...the Chosen One, and I know...what you did to his family...and now, I'm going to beat you up! *cough, cough*

[Maglevspiritualgeek]

I've come to kick ass LOL!!!

[DekiNoSama]

@BeforeMagellan It is too my burrito! ..... I BOUGHT IT!

[blobbhed]

Product placement for taco bell :D

[hufanaclan23]

en choritto, macho buritto!