Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 33]

[joeyjinxTV]

At 2:15 he looks like my second block social studies teacher lol

[yolanda0916]

Shelapetoo!

[Thecomputernerdet]

is it just me or does he look different in this one??

[brendyluv]

This is my favorite Ask Swifty... So far... ;)

[XhiimsadeX]

These are penissese.......think about it;-)

[skittles4538]

Shelapatoooo

[HeyBabes909]

We need a SHELEPATOO shirt!!!

[toeeating]

Definitely my favorite ask swifty episode!

[candlesnincense]

thumbs up for CHACHACHA CHACHACHACHACHA!

[NeverShoutBenna]

I can quote this whole video...:3 I love you Swifty :D

[deepvoice2013]

ahhhh your hilharious:)

[caringkaren989]

This is my fav ask swifty

[caringkaren989]

Shelepatoo someone make that a word on urban dictionary like a make it a word for swifty's godly hair or something

[theouigirls]

SHELEPATOO!!!!!!!!!! that made ma laugh so much

[krisanimallover]

i dont know how but he look snothing like he does now nothing idk y

[ACIDXO]

funniest ask swifty ever.

[kermitthefrog6]

shelapeto penis

[kermitthefrog6]

shelapeto

[TigerApocalypse]

;-; I'm not crying, I have something in my face!

[lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzie]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!

[FourLeafBlueBanana45]

"P-E-N-I-S... Dog"

"Hump, hump, hump, huuuump".

Well didn't I just die. xD

MAJOR LOL.

[FlurtyKitty1001]

Why do I want to rape him????? :) 8=====0

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

Shelepadoo! :3

[Courtette]

Lmfao

[BLINKofANiee]

Shelepadoo

[ABCDEFGHIJ6868]

GHEY! =D 

[xil0veyoutoo]

"IS IT CONSIDERED RAPE IF THE GUY IS DEAD?"

and his face when he says, ".......yeah."

omg. LOL.

[jojojurassic77]

These are penises....think about it

[link5634]

p.e.nis...dog

[qtswimmer11]

shelepatoo. :3

[TheMCRzombie]

dont forget your soul, we need that ;)

[sicilybunny]

He reminded me of Russel Brand when he started speaking with a British accent.

[JimmyUrineLovr]

Definitely my favorite Ask Swifty ever. Matt is fricking awesome :)

[MeANDSerg]

SHALAPUTOO!!!

[bassem008]

2:37 is the best joke everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

grow up kid

.....penis !!! lamo

[itsbreezy87]

How many people think your gay?

[heartagramBryar69]

@itsbreezy87 you mean Ghey

[MeiTow]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words..will never hurt me but my body will still be broken and tormented and disfigured from all the sticks and stones being thrown at me but my heart and mind will stay pure!SHELAPADOO! my new qoute!

[baileybabecaples]

the Penises were shootin Sperm! :)

[Mini1Lil]

2:57 - 3:13 lmao!!!!!!!!!

[Awesomeatron]

At first I thought he was wearing a white shirt underneath that thing, and then I realized hes just super pale.

[iXlikeXbutter]

Q: is it considered rape if he's dead?!

Swifty: o-o.....yes

[cassandre2468]

What's your cure for a broken heart?

One cup of ice cream, 2 pb&j's

And a giant big ol' PENIS!

Gotta love him!

[elmonotemochick555]

"Dont forget your soul, we need that."

[MsBubbleBeat]

1:39 I laughed so hard i think something broke inside of me

[b3b3girl12]

3:59

Omg so ive been using penises all these 14 yrs xD

thts soooo......AWESOME ^o^

[JessieTehUchiha]

3 QUESTIONS.

What are you smoking?

How much are you smoking?

... and can I have some. xD

[Ballsfull405]

i wanna rape you :P

[MerelFollowTV]

@Ballsfull405 Who doesn't want to rape him is pure evil :o JK xD

[mushicorn]

hehe, a video response has 69 views.... hehe.... 0_e damn i need to grow up -_-

[mickeymouseluver123]

dude, i freakin luv u

ur so funny..and hot

[mickeymouseluver123]

dude, i freakin luv u

ur so funny

[KIKAADANIIBFFS]

I'm not crying! I've got something in my face D:

Ummmm, i'm pretty sure that would be....

SHELLEPATOOO

[sark331]

This is the first ask swifty I ever saw, and I have whatched ALL of the other ones! The sad thing is I whatched the first one yester day! I have no friends... :D

[richardblankenship]

grow up kid really PENIS!

[richardblankenship]

shelepatu

[HappyCyclopsKitty]

See you in hell! You'll roll out the welcome wagon for me, right?

[sark331]

Omg, I love u!!!!!

[laughworldpeace]

shelepedo!!!!!!!!!



[xXaliXisXmeXx]

omg yes! christofer drew and swifty :) my loves

[jener98]

2:57 lmao

[shoppingkartind]

Sometimes he talks like michael jackson.

[shoppingkartind]

Christofer Drews brother!!!

[commanderbly009]

how much crack, cocain, arajuana, meth, or extacy is this guy on!!!

hes hilarious!!

[taylorcarin2818]

you should listen to the song "I'm not crying" by Flight of the Concords...it has a lot of great cover-ups

[bigspencedog1]

kinda reminds me of adam sandler

[Avah21]

My little 4 year old sister goes around the house sayin pinus

[minnieeANDwinniee]

HIS HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL, OMG. <3

[Irelandbbabe13]

wen i think about u i touch myself wah ha ho! i dont need anybody else! i wanna rape u!

[Irelandbbabe13]

you r f'in hilarious!!!! my my my hookerface my my hookerface! my my my my!! for all the haters, HE IS NOT GAY!!! u are! 1 more thing...wuts ur cure for a broken heart </3 ? 1 cup of ice cream, 2 pb and j's, and a giant big ol' PENIS!! i luv u swifty! ur awsome!

[kellysully248]

@Blackhammer99 he did....? i dnt think he did... :0

[JimmyLawrenson]

SHELEPATOO!!!!!

[Blackhammer99]

I heard this guy got banned from WoW.

[PgRSpecterx]

@Blackhammer99 different guy. this guy is a complete twat.....

[Blackhammer99]

@PgRSpecterx Holy shit ya I can see that...

I think he is gay =/

[N4meHurr]

you look like that one hobbit from lord of ze rings

[iZaLaH]

It seems like he lost his Alabama accent

[Day3ize]

he's a gay bastard

[Katkin97]

WTF are you on????

[L00kATthisxD]

celepedo ! :D

[MarkoGrobarIzSrbije]

he is gay crap!!!!

[MarkoGrobarIzSrbije]

what's the first song>???

[TurokSK]

podrias decirme donde esta tu canal en español?

porque creo que por ahi me entere que hablas español .... me gustaria verlo

salu2

[blackdarknes454]

You and twelthofdime have the same intro song ;3

[wwfbook]

8,406 morons liked this video. 407,794 (including myself) wasting time clicking and watching it. You, sir, are the reason Generation A is identified as the ADD Gen. I can't imagine a dumber sack of shit than you or any human vlogging the same useless garbage.

[Omeegia]

Click 5 for Shelepatoo!

[bassem008]

Shelepatoo  !!!

[missmusic17ily]

Hehe i like your shirt like that(: haha

[SevenStepsAway]

has anyone ever mentioned to you that your logo is a fan art chibi of L from death note?:/

[DMaddie123]

Shelepatoo I love you! IT RHYMES!

[XxPlasticSporksx]

You should keep your shirt open like that more often. c;

[bassem008]

2:47 penasssssssssssssssssssss !!! lol

[iletya]

damn hes ugly...

[minnieeANDwinniee]

your hair is uber sexy in this video..

[leeteemagic124]

My mom walked in right when you said, "when I think about you I touch myself" THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME IN TROUBLE lol jk

[greengiant614]

im here to rape you sexually

[whitneeey919]

youre hawt and all but you try waaaaaaay too hard to be shane dawson.

[KizzaBizz911]

'i'm not crying i have something in my face'

[KizzaBizz911]

swifty you have beautiful eyes :) <3

[askmiss]

Swifty, that YouTube dude ^_^ I wanna make love to your FACE.

And not because im on drugs or fat.

Becky 2011

[tatianaridesapegusus]

You look like a skinny version of Jayson Blair from The Hard Times of RJ Berger. <3

[maru93th]

344 peolple can't pronounce Shelapatoo

[MacMeisterWes]

soo how much crack do you have to snort to keep this shit goin?

[LukeOgleLOL]

@MacMeisterWes you snort crack? hmm ive always heard of smoking it

[PolymerCWonderland]

when are you going to doan other ask swifty :( i miss you

[rika51297]

....YOUR HOT O.o SHELEPATOO

[hayde108]

Shelapatoo is my new favourite word! xD

[hayde108]

When I think of Swifty I touch myself;)

[collin96coco]

Lol, did 3:14 remind anyone else of "Whatever You Do... Don't Push the Red Button." by Motionless In White?

[BlinkBackToLetMeKnow]

Your soul. Don't forget your soul. We need that.

[FLAMEsquirrelWAR]

you need some Shelepato T-shirts!

[demonslayer55555585]

@FLAMEsquirrelWAR We need Shelapatoo T-Shirts! Not him he is already full of it >:D

[lolsmilez13]

So damn sexy. :P

[eatmewhileimmissowl]

"psshoo, pshoo, psh psh. these are penises, think about it ;)"

[44Millz]

Am I wierd for thinking that he reminds me of theoriginaltyler

[ErikaStudios]

You.Are.So.Hot.

[ivyleamonkey]

shelepatoo shelepatoo whenever i get mad at some one i will say shelepatoo the way he said it and qthe person im mad at will so be like WTF? and ill repeat it and till they ask what it means and ill be like FUC* YOU!

thumbs up if you would do the sme

[bella0315NY]

SHalapodoo



[Crazykarlie1178]

Shelepato-3

[live4love12552]

If you could create a new swear word, what would it be?

Shelepatoo! (:

[harrypotterroxsox]

what did we learn today? ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!!!

[xSQuisHyDinKy]

your soul dont forget your soul we need that (that part always makes me laugh)

shelepatoo

[taylorlovesyouNOT123]

I told my brother a Shelepatoo was a very magical cow that lived in my living room. He believed it(:

[EdenSue1997]

This is definitely one of the best :) -3

[shustrik2592]

Shelepattoo haha awwww

[Cullen12Edward]

I'm not crying I have sumthing in my face lol thimbs up if u liked tht

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

His mind is pure?

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

I don't hate anybody else. When I think about you I cut myself.

[valeriawthmoment]

I freaking love u swifty!!! :)

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

thats majestic

[beanie0308]

This was uploaded on my birthday :)

[ComixCollection]

Shelepatoo

[Aviebaybe]

best swifty video!

[xjocelyngoesrawrx]

Shelapatoo.



[devonlovesmcr]

yes to the prostitution not yes to the buying you  hooker face

[xXRozieMeXx]

Holy shelepatoo, This video was AWESOME!! <3

[ShortCakesNerd2015]

One of the greatest Ask Swiftys ever! Like if you agree.... Shelepatoo!:)

[RzrbladesonFire]

One question.... How many times were you thrown at a wall as a child? (:

[mary11077]

@MilaMerrellWorld i say it on the regular

[BlurbsTheWord]

Lmao to extremely low v necks thumbs up!

[Mini1Lil]

YAY HE GONNA R@PE ME YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NinjaaTunaa]

*has seizure*

[Killer22Queen]

"Because everybody knows mermaids are iliterate and retarded" hahahahaha! YES

[tinkerbell6546]

he looks incredibly hit in this video :D <3

[Epicpurpleninja21397]

I thought bout it nd swifty ur one mess up dude but love ya

[shoelacefromhell]

i seen matts boobs! :D

[nativeechick87]

Shalapado.. :p

[SophiaaLouise321xx]

the funniest episode of ask swifty to date :D

[PunkychipsAhoy15]

thumbs up for swifty wearing ridiculiously low v neck shirts XD

[123foxyshazam]

These r penises think about it lol

[ThePaperBaggal]

1:39 Shelepatoo time

[tashaMELY]

Me and my friend were watching this and she was eating a tuna sandwhich and she choked when he said "shelepatoo" and i almost had to do the heimlich on her. WE LOVE YOU SWIFTY!!!!!!!!!!!  but youre dangerous to watch

[MrLAzarce]

OMG thats coolest word ever spoken shaladbidoo

[unit2897]

By Far The Best Episode :D

[1007KDM]

Jesus:) i love-3 this video. O watch it almost 67 times a day!!:) haha.. P-e-n-I-s dog..

[JessieTheAmazing]

Why do you in film from the middle of your waist or up? :)

[ZincMX]

Grow up kid... penis!

[dinosgorawrkbye]

PAHAHA everytime u said Shelapatoo I peed

[YukiStarKnight]

haha i love how you dont answer some questions xD

[skilletchick666]

i fukin love this guy

lol XD rolf :) <3 luv you with mouth

[ChocolatePingu]

My dad walked in when you said "GIANT, BIG, OL' PENIS!" :|

[Shadecloud101]

Oh I'm wearing a bone(er)! >:D

[KieronSchenko]

@Shadecloud101 Bone(er)? So a boneer? Never heard of one of those...

[Shadecloud101]

@KieronSchenko Ok, fine. Bone(r) Happy? lol

[ValieIsABoy]

Say Shelapatoo more often. I know you because one of my friends wanted to explain why she was always saying shelapatoo, so come on. Next ask swiftys I want some shelapatoo xD

[TheHashmeer69]

Click pause and then play when the video starts. Then press 5 and then 5 again to hear Rudy and then Shelepatoo :DD

[TheHashmeer69]

Press 5 to hear Rudy and then Shelapatoo!! :DD

[ILoveMattism]

I learned he said rape 5 times

[hotcuttie22]

haha the thing you sand is my ringtone

[NEVERSHOUTNEVER02]

DID WE CHANGE THE NAME OR SOMETHIN <3

[randomperson3331]

your soul--- dont forget your soul...we need that XD

[lickylizard5]

Swifty Looks Quite Sexy In This Video :DDD

[metallknee9383]

1 cup of icecream, 2 PB&J's and a giant big ol PENIS! xDDDD

[torisomerhalder]

HEHE them animal bracelets he says are stupid yet he still wears the bone for the rest of the video

[IDOG321]

@torisomerhalder quite obvious you're not a swifty fan

[chibiDustbunny]

this has to be my favorite episode

[missygirl337]

OMFG You are the hottest guy ive ever seen I LOVE YOU!!

[MrFeralchildren]

Best ask swifty ever. purely due to the word 'shelepatoo' haha!

[xXdeathdoll12]

shelapetoo :D

[azziangrl4ever]

I like all the spellings of Shelepatoo in the comments down here. lol

[Wizpire]

Shelepato.. I just want to let everyone know that I frequently say that out loud to myself for amusement. xD