ATHF- Carl on Fitness

[617macky]

wait how did u not get this vid remuved but i did like wtf f*** Cartoon Network, Inc..

[lillem404]

Carl:You should stick with me man I can give you information I'm like a infomercial Do you what that is....

Boxy:......

Carl:It's information that you get in a commercial.....Let's....Let's see if one of em is freakin on right now

XD Carl for President

[BrIdEsMaIdCoOlO]

Ahahaha fuck yeah speak the truth carl >:D

[LighterOfDewbies]

You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife

[bizophecles]

this commercial is what got me watching ATHF....Carl is sofa king classic.

you see what I did there? with da "sofa king" hahahahah ( carl laugh )

[PhoenixAngel429]

I'd vote for Carl. He makes the most sense from any of the candidates.

[nwojunkie]

thumbs up if you think Carl deserves his own hour long show, everyday of the week.

[grungeface87]

Man, I saw R33MIX' version before this and now the voice doesn't work on anyone other than Heavy.

[mikexlong]

Dave Willis for president.

[slkr99]

i love his positive outlook on life

[darkshadow9581]

Ok, I think the Heavy from TF2 is better suited for ads than Carl, but this is so FUCKING HALARIOUS!

[Rollswithpunches]

This taught me life as I know it.

[MrShenron68]

Carl gives it to you fucking straight

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

R33MIX Fans,Welcome

[NeonShep]

r33mix.

[IdoF47]

heavy is better at this.

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

Heavy, anyone?

[ruckasnucka20]

R33MIX.

there wheres my thumbs up?

[dragos240alt]

@ruckasnucka20

Hello completely original commenter!

[buob1234567890]

@ruckasnucka20 lolfail

[ColonelSandersGamer]

R33MIX

[TheBestJak]

@ColonelSandersGamer YES!

[Gulliman01]

omg, this is so true lol

[kardashiansbutt]

Make sure yur ripped when yu get stabbed with a knife.

[ZangiTheWhipMaster]

dat pipebomb argument

[rockking05]

I love the surreal avant garde humor in this commercial.This was aired when Bush was still in office.

[Boghman22]

@rockking05 Herp derp. Why is that relevant.

[rockking05]

@Boghman22 I just love avant garde.

[MegaDeathwarrant]

i so want to get fat like carl now hes my idle 

[floooble3]

I truly appreciate Carl's wisdom.

[360Nomad]

I could just buy a gun, and use it on my neighbor Carl.

[globalchaos1984]

Isn't this the same music from 2 girls 1 cup?

[TheSuirad]

ATHF = OFWG

[radicalezra]

Carl was the only reason I watched ATHF

[xxdavidhaloxx]

"You got some good guns?""You wanna look good when you get stabbed with a knife." XD

[BlazedBacon627]

"Exercise if for women"That is one of Carl's best quotes

[aabbklll101]

1180 got good guns and 13 r suckers

sry thats how u voted it

[GrenadeCatcher]

sorry, thats how it works!

[topherno]

I'm a total meathead and I think this is fucking hilarious. Carl for President.

[2late4thisshat]

man, will someone upload the scene when carl comes back from the chickenfoot concert. that shit is sooo funny.

[SAndres316]

13 people got stabbed with a knife

[Axerfly]

13 faggs didn't like this vid.

[Sleepingpillz]

@Axerfly I'm a fag and I love this video. Your logic is wrong.

[EroSennin6669]

@Sleepingpillz lmao

[Whammyaniac]

Carl should write for fortune cookies

[countcoco]

hahaha, Carl knows whats up.

[mrgakozak]

Best show ever- along with Squidbillies. And to you thirteen dimwits who voted thumbs-down- you're gonna catch all kinds of hell if Carl finds out.

[forerunner06]

so true

[billybobboberson]

@forerunner06 i agree but i am going to live for ever thats a fact

[SprunkLover]

Sorry, that's how it works... LOL!

[LilKempy]

13 People will look good when they get stabbed with a knife.

[RIPCraigjackson]

carl is fucking funny

[RookofIvory]

Thumbs up if you pulled out your knife while watching this.

[rtuachi]

Awesome!

[megagamer1]

13 people don't understand how it works.

[GeneralCane]

I would watch the Goddam View if Carl was on it.

[Jurassic0Al]

@GeneralCane- Woohah.

[unholyimage]

@GeneralCane That's gotta be da best frikkin' idea I evah hoid. He could do the car/porn review section of the show.

[thatsridiculously]

This changed my life.

[TonyBMan]

13 people have Handbanana's cock up their ass

[Twobitebrownies666]

carl is the best character from aqua team

[RavinFox]

lmao i thought he said Fucker XD

[Operion2000]

hahah, hilarious!

[VicInNocal]

"Self-improvement is masturbation."

[pullahoko]

12 people got stabbed with a knife.

[rayreturnz]

++Thumbs up if that's how it works++

[TockCease]

@rayreturnz Gave you thumbs down for being a douche tool

[rayreturnz]

@TockCease

foo dont m4ke me bl4st u wit ma N1ne'

[TockCease]

@rayreturnz lol your so white

[realfunnybunny]

u wanna look good for when u get stabbed with a knife

[W385TER96]

I now feel empty

[oreowizard1]

LOL i love this show

[aabbklll101]

carl- where is my fricking car?

frylock- well its kinda been impounded.

carl- WHAT?

*carl pulls frylock into pull and holds him under*

carl- u tell me right now fryman where my frickin car is or im gonna rip that paperbox head of urs in half.

[WoWtube5]

omg its ron jeremy!

[Agent1W]

But take a stroll on the Insanoflex and you'll become a monolith of muscle!

[RollerCoaster47]

I wanna be just like Carl when I grow up, just without the dying part.

[Elthiopia]

you uhhh.... bastin that turkey for me?

Carl: Whaaa... what???

Handbanana: Gonna just have to check the temperature.... just to see if the meat's just right.

(carl gets butt raped by handbanana) Handbanana no!

[Aeiouley]

Carl Brutananadilewski, Coach McGuirk, Kenny Powers! (not necessarily in that order)

[TheyIraq4life]

Im working out right now because I wanna look good for when i get stabbed with a knife =)

[bgainesDM]

12 people do not wanna look good for when they get stabbed with a knife!

[blckjade05]

@bgainesDM your joke is so original =]

[RandallPStudios]

This = Genius!

[hellblazer116]

fitness is for women

[JohnRambo]

Is it sad that I actually kind of agree with him? haha

[poggyproductions]

@JohnRambo nope, it's kinda true in a weird sense.....ever watch fight club? kinda the same thing

[PowerinChrist777]

daddy

yes son?

I WANNA BE HIM WHEN I GROW UP!

[EreinionEluchil]

I got mine...

[xxBigBlack09xx]

I'd watch jersey shore if carl was on it

[AndrewVaz89]

@xxBigBlack09xx hahahahahahaha. That's the best.

[mustang6172]

@xxBigBlack09xx I'd watch QVC if Carl was on it.

[timfortune9]

@xxBigBlack09xx He is one of the five greatest men to ever come from New Jersey.

[jodyBellafonte]

@timfortune9 Now that you mention it, he does sound italian lol. I've never noticed it before I swear.

[LocoRico89]

@xxBigBlack09xx And Carl only

[AndyMcCy]

thats not a knife

*pulls out knife*

this is a khnife

[KidKarnage187]

Widdally-widdally-widdally-wid­dally!

[chrisAKAchig]

SOUTH BRONX PARADISE Baby!! Yeah!!!

[lolygagin34000]

carl has candy bars there is no need for exercise

[ThriceDice]

[Insert entire video's dialogue here and get over 100 likes for it]

[IOYB]

@ThriceDice

I really don't get it, either.

[djdragoneyes]

I wan Carl as my neighbor

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

You're gunna die.

[Demon5I7]

carl is the kind of person i am willing to pay just for him to talk.

[AuqaTeenHungerForceG]

Nice ^-^

[ChoujiMan]

Carl lives in this little world we here on the internet like to call reality.

[ipodnano4334]

Someone will kill ya. Someone will kill ya with a knife. 

[87kittygirl]

Tonight you!!!

[DONTdropTHEsoap100]

....you're gonna die...

[blulicious2]

obama/carl 2012

[lovepie1124]

@blulicious2 Haha, Carl would never run with Obama. Now Carl/Uncle Ruckus 2012 thats the ticket!

[Funkman2069]

"Sorry, that's how it works," couldn't stop laughing at that. Too funny.

[suniojsuniojsunioj]

@Funkman2069 Carl fucking KILLS- duggadaduggada! That's MY drumma- from Foghat- (*u)-|..I

[Mewkittens]

Carl for president. ammiright?

[TonberryNeko]

You shut your whore mouth when Carl is talking.

[sadmadgla3]

your gona die, someones gonna kill u

lmao i keep watchin this. i haven't seen this clip in years

[RealianURTV]

Carl for president in 2014

[IHaveToSignUp1234567]

@RealianURTV Hell yeah, Carl speaks the truth.

[lorshox]

sorry thats how it works.

[Axer2012]

7 people actually gave this a thumbs down???????

[supah1337B]

@Axer2012 tho 7 are dead now

they died from random ATHF explosions.

[Lamia7609]

omg this is my philosphy. Love Carl!

[EmmureTF2]

The music is so fitting.

[trino747]

is it like that hey!

[packysmatt21]

"your gonna die, someone will kill ya wit a knife" the philosiphy of life

[ObscuroSknim1234]

@packysmatt21 Amen to that.

[BEANSWESTCOAST]

FUNNY SHIT....

[bigpoppa409]

Why dont they show this in schools!?

[squaregerbiltersky]

did there live action movie...came out already? or wht?

[derlich09]

This is nothing without the music.

[xeromaximum]

Someone will stab ya with a knife

[xeromaximum]

Sorry, that's how

It works

[aaronmac230]

whateva

[occult702]

lol

[maatouk89]

hahahahahah

[Wotenkeld]

Carl makes a good point.

[thetiltroom]

" Git me two doden wings and keep the ranch comin. Ahhhh ima be fautin blood taunight!"

[TheAwex]

lol great episode "thetiltroom" xD.

[badbabybear1]

I wanna get my abs friggin' ripped so I can look good when I get stabbed with a knife.

[packysmatt21]

hahaha"ya gonna die, someone'll stab ya"

[zombieeddie]

Who else is going to tell kids the truth!

[gigisdad]

carl sometimes offers words of wisdom

[TheLastMexicatl]

Carl should have his own tv show. If Cleveland can get one, so can he!

[1NationOutlawz]

thats a great idea!!,

[fuckahater07]

he had his own mini season... when he was selling the aqua teens house haha we need some more of those

[TheLastMexicatl]

Exactly. If he can have a season, then he could have a whole series.

[globalchaos1984]

a nice message for the children

[PhantomDS]

dam i spent my high school getting rip by working and going to the gym and soccer and later be killed by a knife o.o

[Meetero]

that sucks man, too bad Carl wasn't around back then.

[tsukakunzack]

my god, i always wanted to be fit but seeing this... pass the chockies mastershake!

[Rickyballon]

This video should be shown instead of P.E.

[HeatLegs]

He does make a point. Whether our bodies are fit or not, you can still be killed with a knife.

[turdferguson2]

It's official: Carl is The Best TV Character of All Time.

[EpiDemic117]

Agreed on the official Vote cast. Carl > All

[MrRoCkEr19]

carl is a genius

[gathimest]

this makes me weep for a time when Cartoon Network and Adult Swim were good...

[xSTiZZLE]

I know, back in 2006 Adult Swim was at its best

[gathimest]

2003-2005 imo 2006 wasnt too bad.

[PlanetXObserver]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LMAO!!!!

[JoshuaHartsuff]

you wanna make sure your abs are ripped for when you get stabbed with a knife

[tdsupersaiyan]

aww... what a nice Message! lolz

[ToeKnee126]

this is actually a valid statrement.

[Wotenkeld]

The funny thing is that he does make a good statement.

[KoolThing14]

you wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife.

[willabema]

God, I love this show.

[LocoRico89]

Nicely said Carl. I am friggin ripped and now I am waiting for my day to die

[buckle24x]

"physical fitness, whatever...ya know? whatever..."

LMAO...that gets me everytime

[mrshackztor]

Sorry, that's how it works!! XD

[JagrJr68]

i can't get the lights to go on in here

[Pieperson277]

HAHAHHA

XD

[SuBsAnDwIcH200]

0_0

[whiddlywaddly]

HAHA So true. Carl is the new messiah!

[jons44]

Carl is the fuckin man.

[LodyDude]

That is my life philosophy. ALL HAIL CARL!!!!

[rgrmatt69]

LOL lonnnnggggg past the point of caring.

[nandatebayo666]

physical fitness, whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you like to do and I do what I like to do, ok? .. But youre a sucker, youre getting fed this line about how.. like.. youre gonna live forever or whatever. Youre gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. Make sure youre abs are uhh friggin ripped.. you got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife *pulls out knife* Sorry, thats how it works.

-Carl

wow, you have way too much time on your hands.