Let's Play Donkey Kong 64 - #5. Army Dillo Antics

[Sonic62920]

Rare, Nintendo, REMAKE THIS GAME!!!

[theawesomevideoman11]

Come on guys it's a rareware game for goodness sake! They can have girls with somewhat large boobs and cursing in it! But then again Nintendo helped with this game but WHATEVER!

[Gamer10180]

hmm when army dillo starts chasing me i just run and stay as close to one of the tunnels until he goes away.But i guess running from him should work too

[EatAnOctorok]

"you just take it easy and let Candy tell you how she's gonna make you feel real good."

And this is a kid's game.

[PBJkiller123]

n64, where when girls had tits, they were big

[xXXxSlywolfhoundxXXx]

i love the scoff eating sound its heavenly!!!!<3

[164blueman]

Actually, the blue one's a hippo. The pink one's a pig, though.

[ForcefullyRectifying]

A banana a day won't keep the obesity away!

[Megafail260]

@OceanPrincess631978

This being one of my favorite games for the N64, this was the first game I looked for. Sadly, it wasn't there.

[MrGoopTV]

I love how armydillo electrocutes himself when you hurt him.

[jakeb202]

looks like candy's had a couple of melon upgrades herself

[kristomaster4]

@Nastyman04 well Candy is Donkey Kong's girlfriend.

[YellowSHunter]

A "Diddy gong"... Rare... Seriously ?

[freddmeister000]

11:58 booobies! :D

[Megafail260]

@ironicguy58 Its only released on the N64...*sniff* It's an awesome game.

[OceanPrincess631978]

@Megafail260

I think that you can get this on the Virtual Console.

If you have a Nintendo Wii, an Internet connection & the required number of Wii Points.

[corjonbett]

Scoff's a Hippo... I wonder if he knows his King? ...P

[Zekrom011]

12:07 We all know why he's starring at her like that.

[indigopeach]

0:14 - Scoff is a hippo.

[misterpooperman]

i ordered this on ebay.

[MrKittu360]

@misterpooperman so what can we do



[lmfao334]

Candy is a bit of a slut.. Haha he wants fussy and donkey! *Tut tut tut* ;)

[markcalderon71299]

theres 1 armadillo in the audience

[Llynok]

Definitely read, "Army dildo".

[gamefly10]

12:09 O-o-oh m-m-man

[crocodileman94]

actually, you dont consume any musical power if you play on a music pad

[corkmario]

umm scoff is a hippo

[Nastyman04]

if you nodes there is a candy poster in d.k's room and candy is the muisic monky

[snipescopeful]

omg lol candys lines are so perverted hahaha and let me show you how ima make you feel good rofl for some coins you can have this instrument and my spare melons omg howd i not see this when i was younger playing the games hahahaha

[AmricanGir]

12:02 Sexual gags in a rated E game X3

It's a Rare gag to see, but "Rare" isn't the only one who did it...

[supergenoseth]

can you make these videos into a playlist or something please?

[kairi51790]

on the demo cartridge army dillo talks and there is an extra part to the boss fight he gets a huge gun on top of him

[snipescopeful]

@kairi51790 thats number 2 fight of him :D

[super8jack1]

i will show you a musical instrument and a few extra melons0_0

[brent447]

WTF

[shazaam33456]

Gotta love rare's ability to add all these sexual innuendoes in E rated games! Lol

[snoretoad]

god brings back good memories when i was a kid i loved diddy kongs guitar i mean like when i first got it id waist it on just listening to it.

[MegaGodzilladude]

Armydillo pulled a gasket

[MasterBattle2000]

make him obese wow Super Mario Galaxy forced eating to luma's making them commit suicide so you could proceed

[minislip6]

wait... candy's selling him some melons to make him feel better for only three coins... can't think of anything dirty there!

[fatdragondroppings]

@minislip6

wise men think alike my friend!

[AnimeOtakuStar]

During that first round of attacks from the Army Dillo you can just stand there and the fire balls will just hit the barrel right in front of you.

[SuperEpicWalkthrough]

if u didn't already, go back and find the bananas. They're for perfectionists. :I

[rpggame16]

1:15 Warning: What your gonna see may be frightning to younger viewers, and the elderly. (Mwahahahaha!)

[RandallDeHart]

@rpggame16 lol nice!

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Candy says she'll throw in an extra melon for free. With melons like her's, she can probably spare one.

[pacsonic381]

within DK64, Banjo-kazooie(and Tooie), and conkers bad fur day I've notice alot of war based elements from grenades(oranges and grenade eggs) to guns(the gun weapons in dk64 and using kazooie as a gun in Banjo-tooie) and conkers bad fur day is selfexplanatory to the war elements.

[heroshadow42]

It's funny how Rare's music is sometimes unoriginal, yet rather awesome. As most people may have noticed here, the different sections of the stages, including the boss theme, use the same theme with various alternations, similar to Banjo Tooie. There's also Super Mario World, as all the stage themes are just remakes of the main level theme. However, I'm calling this Robotnik complex, because robotnik as always the boss is unoriginal, but his machines are usually interesting, and he came first.

[antoniogregoire78]

I have DK64 played to 101%

[GuireGod]

Did king k.rool use force choke to kill armydillo?

[heroshadow42]

@GuireGod It might have just been he got so scared, he had a heart attack, but with how K. Rool was in the intro, I wouldn't be surprised if he had force choke. In fact, you'd think he would've said at some point, "I'll get you next time Kong. Next time!"

[AmricanGir]

@GuireGod No...

K Rool used the STARE OF EPICNESS to paralyze him...

[ironicguy58]

are you using the wii virtual console or real real real nintendo branded n64?

[ruinboys]

RARE always hides...suggestive...thing in their games. Even the family games. But Conker's Bad Fur day is when Rare released ALL of their suggestiveness on the ESRB =D

[TheAllBlackMan]

Candy kong sure is titsy!

[TheGBStrats]

troffs a big scoffs a hippo

[DTRawDog]

Actually you should have 11 bananas when you finnish the first level. One in the entrace that K.Lumsy opens, and 5 per character in the level.

[draconicimpulse]

@DTRawDog next time I play DK64 I'll definitely Czech that out.

[Seldanas]

Candy is such a whore lol :3

[sofnsable]

Wow, they tried to make her as slutty looking as possible

[MrNintendolover]

ok.. im playing this game through right now.. and do i have to collect EVERY golden banana in this game? because i noticed when u entered world 2 u had 9 golden naners and i only have 5.. do i need to go back? plz help? :D

[PICKLEMACHINE1]

Wow... I didn't think that was candy for a second there...

[awesomeplatinumbro]

WTF

[felic70]

instrument? melon? i thought this was a family game :P

[den9233]

@TCM6420 @CwapThePlatinumOn pause at 13:47 for MORE Giggety.

[SirSnowball]

Donkey Kong is not even looking at Candy's face! XD

[Joe2point5]

melon....lol

[toadsworthrox]

5:51 his earthquake made the door go...up?

[SirSnowball]

@toadsworthrox First rule of video game logic: Do NOT question video game logic!

[guitarband16]

@SlimKirby did u know at the bottom of the boss area where the big door is, if u go down u will notice a big blue circle that shows your banana status

[Sonicreview223]

Hey Slim, are you using the Collectors(yellow) version game cartridge or the regular game cartridge?

[SlimKirby]

@Sonicreview223

collector's cartridge

[KemoKitty17]

@SlimKirby I own the collector's cartridge.

[98RandomTV2]

@KemoKitty17 same here

[andoykids]

@SlimKirby whats the difference between those two?

[cgsilverscreen2020]

@Sonicreview223 wait a minute there's a non-yellow cartridge? What's the difference?

[Sonicreview223]

@cgsilverscreen2020 There's not really much of a difference, the only difference is that the yellow cartridge is a Collector's Edition, while the non-yellow one is just the regular edition, But basically it's just the same game just with a different colored cartridge :P.

[armegeddis]

@Sonicreview223 I thought the 64 "died" before there was a non yellow one...unless they made the special one after the normal one, but that's usually not the case...

[bakugoneman123]

@Sonicreview223 Random question. What's the difference?

[Sonicreview223]

@bakugoneman123 None that I can think of. :P

[bakugoneman123]

@Sonicreview223 I know the difference.. ITS YELLOW AND IT COSTS MORE. GASP. DRAMMATIC DIFFERENCE!

[Sonicreview223]

@bakugoneman123 XD lmao

[albinosnowman12]

@Sonicreview223 the only one is the yellow cartridge

[MistaMoody1]

@albinosnowman12

then way do i have a grey one?

[masterjustin45]

They are Dk banannas full of carbs that turn into fat if u eat more than 1 a day

[firebreathing16]

I get it! Scoff means to eat, and you have to feed him....

[PhantomFox77]

So.... many... double entendres...

[linkswordsman]

Am i the only one that noticed that candy (Girl) gives you melons?

[xxconkersxx]

Oh, sorry bout that, i didnt know this actually :P

[xxconkersxx]

@SlimKirby

Are you a oyutube partner? Because your video is longer than 15 minutes

[SlimKirby]

@xxconkersxx

no

The time limit is 15:30, not 15.

[4lyfcwalk]

@SlimKirby You are a YouTube Partner now. XD

[shatteredicexeke]

why do so many games suggest obesity and suicide solve problems

[slamaplaya]

K. Rool turned into Mr. DeMartino! =O

[CyberMetalOverlord]

I always thought it was funny that Candy sells you her extra melons lol

[griffinlobster]

Holy CRAP! K. Rool gave Army Dillo the stink-eye of death! That is... wow.

The captive llama is like Gobi's cousin or something. You should smash his back into the ground or something.

Jesus... look at Candy Kong... that shit's not even subtle at all. I liked playing the guitar as a kid. It made me feel cool :P

Smashing installment, Sir Slim!

[PsychoKrazyTime]

I understand why he gets fatter, but why taller?

[ds4433]

In my almost 10 years of owning this game, I, have just now at this moment realized that K. Lumsy = clumsy. You have no idea how sad this makes me.

[TCM6420]

@12:07

Giggity

[CwapThePlatinumOne]

@TCM6420 Also 12:20 is Giggity.

[TCM6420]

@boomerbile99

I thought of a sonf just like that one

The real slim kirby lol

[cotc17]

Haha as a kid i never caught candy's innuendo. "For a few coins, I'll give you extra melons"

[Nixk490]

Oh the power of obesity!

[BigMatt39]

If ya collect everything it will unlock a secret ending, but be sure to go back to the Banana Fairy after you collect ALL the Banaa Farries, and you get the LAST banana that you need to unlock the secret ending.

[supermario2000100]

The boss looks like a Goron

[daisystar1000]

Candy Kong looks like a teenager :)

[ShadowCing]

Awesome video!

[SMRPG1]

Oh Candy Kong, the things she say sound so sexual.

[SMRPG1]

Oh Candy Kong, the things she say sound so secual.

[Setz206]

I am disappointed you did not point out the obvious sexual inuendo when candy says she can provide you with melons :(

[s4ad0w1]

I don't think you've mentioned the fact that if you jump into a tag barrel you refil your health automatically.

[bloodocean07]

are you a youtube partner now?? this video is over 15 minutes

[BigDaddyC684]

@bloodocean07 The new time limit for videos is 15:30.

[Fireking220]

Oh know a big armored amadillo, what are you gonna do DK?

DK: IM GONNA THROW BARRELS AT HIM!!!

[bob138235]

am I the only one that thought it was funny that you get the melon upgrade from the character with the largest melons?

[P0RtalMan]

The bananas are made of fat instead of fruit. That's why he gains so much weight from 60 bananas.

[ShoddySilver]

You never disappoint Slim. I was so happy when you said you were Re-LP'ng this. I saw your first one and now your doing it with better quality woot!

[mariorpgfan]

hey man in candy's music hut it has mumbo's xilephone and kazzoie's trumpet

[Hebandi]

It was probably just the game cause I remember the boss section being really dark but if there is anyway you could lighten sections like that up it would be cool.

[banjokazooiefan4life]

Armydillo is truly the hardest boss fight in the game...

[269874135]

is the door choosing which kong u need to use random everytime

[diddykongrulz]

@269874135 Nope, every time you fight a boss, you fight it with the same kong. i.e. DK always fights Army Dillo, Diddy always fights the next boss, etc.

[TheGigafann119]

WHOA! THIS VIDEO IS OVER 15 MINUTES LONG. O_O

[bigger819]

you know i going to make this game just for you to see how easy is beat the game and also i challenge you to make banjo kazooie after you make mario party 7 so you accept the challenge and for not be bad i going to make banjo kazooie too XD

[RKae858]

Hey Slim, Regarding your conditions, I say, Do what you want because it's YOUR LP. Either way, I'm watching and enjoying it. Rock on, Brother!

[qwertlolo]

you can buy her extra melons. she has extra.

C'MON RARE!

KEEP YOU INNUENDOS TO YOURSELF!

[AdamsVlogitator]

how come you vid is 15:06 I made a video 15:1 and youtube shit a brick.

[zeldamaster52]

how is this vid over 15 minutes

[Scidadle]

Is it just me or is your voice extremely low in this vid?

[linkoninja]

Question

is it possible to defeat bosses using a kong other than the one the door tells you to?

[TheLostSabre]

No. The door simply closes shut on your face when you're any other Kongs besides the one the door marks.

[goffy456]

Ya know to think I had this game for years but never beat it

[diddykongrulz]

You forgot to point something out, so I'll do it for you. When you buy your first instrument at Candy's shop, you also get a double health upgrade for every character.

[Lebon19]

@diddykongrulz he said it... he said it by the end of the video.

[diddykongrulz]

@Lebon19 What do ya know? That's the last time I comment before watching the whole vid. XD

[Lebon19]

@diddykongrulz Well, I thought you did watch the whole thing. Sorry.

[pokechatter]

@SlimKirby I enjoyed the store demos too!

[SuperWarioXP]

12:06

Donkey, stop staring at Candy's .... melons! 8O

[eddypikachu]

awesome

[gushagninn1]

Obesity is good for you great message Nintendo XD!

[SandDeath24]

wow, Candy wants Donkey Kong to have you know what....and have extra melons? WHAT?????????

[eddypikachu]

awesome

[boomerbile99]

Cause I'm slim kirby yes I'm the real kirby all u other slim kirby are just made up kirbys so will the real slim kirby please stand up

[superpaIkiagalaxy]

how does trowing tnt at a head blow up the armor? nintendo logic XD (chuggaaconroy) (sorry for bad spelling)

[pjthemaster1]

slaow mtabulisum

[Roboglenn387]

something that ive noticed is that it seems like the world bosses in this game all use some form of fire attack.

the rap was right diddy's tune does make me smile.

[CHJosh]

Considering they designed Candy Kong, Krystal from Star Fox, and Berri from Conker's Bad Fur Day they way they did, I think something's up with Rare, if you know what I mean.

[SlimKirby]

@CHJosh

XD I never noticed that before.

[Marth555]

@SlimKirby CHJosh forgot Hot Grunty, Honey Bee, and Hubba Wumma from the Banjo games. Oh, and Veela from Jet force Gemini. N64 Rare does have a thing with breasts, but I never complained about it. ^^

[Graceblood64]

@CHJosh I remember feeling strange playing these game as a small child.

[ThisTroper1]

@CHJosh its actually a way of making it easier to establish the fact that that specific character is female. putting a bow in a monkeys hair is less effective than something humans can immediately consider the female form... but yeah, rare seem to have a thing for giving them unneeded... assets

[Zoroark50]

@CHJosh That's because something IS up with Rare.

[chobo500]

@ 12:50 Its mumbo's Xylaphone from Banjo Kazooie!

[HiddenPower13]

So this girl wants to make Donkey feel "real good". That's just too suggestive, it's not even funny.

[mrmariomike]

Slim, I have this game, but I have never tried... whats happens if you take a script thingy from the kremlins from the first level (or so) and give it too the weasel from a different level?

[SlimKirby]

@mrmariomike

You can still exchange. In fact, in my last playthrough, I waited til the very end of the game to give away all of them and got 8 golden bananas for each kong at once. It doesn't matter where you turn them in.

[MadameWario]

Yay! I’m caught up on the pimpest, most awesome person in the world’s videos! =D ;] <333 The LP has been great so far, love! You’re just so fierce with your projects. I’m definitely looking forward to more. These videos bring back a lot of memories of standing in Toys R Us as a tiny pimp, playing this game. =] Keep up the superb werk, lover! I know you will. ;]

[SlimKirby]

@MadameWario

Tiny pimp MadameWario playing this game at Toys R Us! Now that's an image. =P

That is pretty pimp though. I was the same way when I was younger. Whenever I would go to any store, my mom would just drop me off where the video games were and let me stay there while she did the shopping - Fond memories of childhood! =)

Anyways, glad you have enjoyed the videos thus far lover. I try my hardest to keep you and everyone else entertained. Means a lot to get good feedback from you. ;)

[mario424621]

the music in the lobby opf the 2nd world is from banjo tooie

[rockdet]

@mario424621 it is made with the same instruments (Rare games pretty much have the same music style) but the melody is different.

[darkmindedsith]

omgzz how dad u mak such a lung vid ovur 15 mins? iz u a partnur nowz????1111

[Kurolli]

scoff is a hippo, isnt he? o.o

[SlimKirby]

@Kurolli Yes he is. I'm not sure why I called him a pig X_X

[ClubLuigi]

Will the real slim kirby please stand up?

[YoYoKirby1]

I swear he says dildo

[SlimKirby]

ZOMG! I HAVE A VIDEO THATS OVER 15 MINUTES!

That's because the time limit is now 15:30 dorks, not 15:00. =P

[DrunkGoomba1645]

@SlimKirby WOW!!! :D That's incredible! BTW, how do you know these things and YouTube doesn't even tell us?

[SlimKirby]

@DrunkGoomba1645

I discovered the extra 30 seconds from people telling me about it, and those people learned about it from HCBailly, another LPer who found out about it (probably from someone else).

[murryduck]

@SlimKirby XD haha, dorks, classic work to use.

[matthegeek]

@SlimKirby ive seen a video 15:36, so i believe its at 15:59 the limit, either way the extra time is very welcomed lol

[SlimKirby]

@matthegeek

Give me some proof. Someone I know tested a 15:31 video and didn't get it to work.

[matthegeek]

@SlimKirby . There is one called "fat guy dies skateboarding" and is 15 minutes 43 seconds long. although it does have adverts so i dont know if its a sponsered page or something to make them longer, but just thought id let you know. i would have linked the vid but it wouldnt let me, but its the first one when you search it

[SlimKirby]

@matthegeek

Ok, that is a video from a partnered channel. Partners can have videos with an unlimited amount of time from my understanding (or at least longer than the standard 15:30 time limit), so yeah, that is the reasoning there....

Thanks anyways for at least trying to find an example. I appreciate it! More time is always good. =P