If I Had a Portal...

[Mebegee64]

I would pull pranks ony friends and never buy a car

[jsboisvert1981]

If i ll have a Portal, ill travel the world no need money for hotels or planes you portal a certain place enjoy the day then portal back home.sleep, then do same project day after and after :D

[swordslinger1989]

go to evre land mark in the wold

[EtherealRazer]

Poor kate

[SMPNinjaWolf]

@EtherealRazer wasnt kate dipshit it was steph

[EtherealRazer]

@SMPNinjaWolf Try being a better troll, you dumb fuck-nut. If you want to tell me something say it nicely or choke on a cock. You chose the cock that time. GJ

[cindyreddeer]

Moral of the story, always check where your portal will come out at. lol

[gathew]

3 things #1 love the resident evil shirt best thing ever #2 ur vids are awsome i love the how to be a man vid #what have u done with sparta that cat wasent sparta

[Georgeboysonic]

i woud use it to get into sonic generations

[FahadBowler]

If i had a portal i would go into my dream girl's room do something to her then go to Canada get my favirote drink then come back to England :P

[TheLegoman991]

if i had a portal i would use it for going into MINCRAFT

[goku6329]

@TheLegoman991 me too

[The2318hamza]

@AlexF011 *One* I learnt english *Two* notice your a ShowOff

[alexsonic7]

hahaha!!!

[weegerri1sm]

I DO have a portal..... but you don't wanna know about that! XD

[TheMitchboy58]

Ouch... u peed on kate 0.0

[LTCPRLkickass]

@ 0:58 laziness in it's true form

[xxSicowkaksinxx]

Travel the world

[Awesome4985]

if i had portals i wouldn't stand up and pee in the girls toliets i would do the oppoisite of you

[MJFAN9999]

the end was a terrible idea.

[MrStrongashtosh]

anyone see the unbrella crop.

[alienspacenetwork]

FORGET THINKING WITH PORTALS. this guy dun need a portal gun! HE'S THINKING PORTALS!

[kovo123]

I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hari Kari rock! I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

[lolipop9054]

this is funny

[nekuxxxx]

i will do pooo whitout going to the toilet.otr nothing!

[garansbabarans]

id talk to my friends who needs a mic

[rizzle451]

ide piss on my wife like u lol

[MsDevesh123]

never told you work for umbrella

[thatUberEpicGuy]

i luv ur shirt dude!!!

[TheGibberishGuy]

I would probably go to a friends house through it and steal something like skyrim or a movie

[fallingpizza11]

id take a shit on my couch



[flatroadkill96]

I would grab ur cat pet it and put it into the sink

[Vampires360]

ARNOLD PALMER!

[obito307]

Hes playing Red Dead Redemption XD

[MrNicolas747]

On 0:52 was a little fail

[TheMrMoonie]

@MrNicolas747 where?

[sindre75videos]

Like if you also have a black xbox controller with a white battery pack! :D

[originalShorai]

Wow, Golden Shower was not where I expected that to go.

[leo3prosPRODUCTIONS2]

umbrella t-shirt <3 <3 :D

[graablarbl]

id pull my sisters head into it then close the portal

[superiorfish1]

id fondel my girlfriend

[thecheesegal]

get a job at a bank put the portal were the money was quit go back through the portal and get the money

there you are

[sonicthehedghg2]

If a troll got a hold of it..... Portals to straight in front of a girls face pops a paper troll face in MAKE ME A GODAMN SANDWICH!! But I would just steal shiploads of gaming stuff from any gaming area of any store imagine all the free damn stuff mw3 especially if a game is gay before you tried it you would never have to pay you would just put it back

[TheCheche99]

You was using Sony Vegas?

[DamienSlayer666]

i would reepeatably touch my fiances tits lol

[lonismile]

Omg..I Would Maybe Take Some /V\int Bubble Gum Then Go Get Some Brownies And Make ,Me Some Cereal..Yum Yum Yum..

[AznGamingNation1140]

just like r.kelly lol

[bjwsassy]

i used to tell arrow to the knee jokes until i took an arrow to the knee.......

[Zombie2Slayer]

DudeLikeHella?

[kurichanmichele584]

@Zombie2Slayer YES!

[Haku1234567890]

@Zombie2Slayer lol wtf

[liketheuniverse11]

Very creative!!!! Lmao!

[6000NoobTube]

So were are not talking about an ASPHD-style Portal, and instead a portal that does not transfer energy as it apparently does not transfer light, I guess I would punch a Commie, kick a hippie, and punch a rapper(just because they are sending bad messages to children does not mean they should die!)

[RuckaRuckaAliTv3]

i was going to buy a portal, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[scottisawesome123456]

I have the same tv

[stevenpelleriti09]

Im just gonna be the one to say what everyones thinking and probabley teleport inside the girls changeroom ;)

[bloporz]

Thumb for the Umbrella Corp Tee shirt!

[LovinxxxLife]

I would trick my friends that my head is in a box

[obsidialord]

id use it when my dad is at work(at microsoft) and on his break, while hes in the middle of public, ill pop ouy of his but and say "Woops, guess i took a wrong turn at albaquery"

[VickyKitty321]

i would teleport my self to Tokyo hehehehehehehehehe xDD and get a xbox

[Sk8ergurl1234CJ1]

You know, I'm a girl so once I discovered " The Cake is a Lie" was from Portal, only then did I under stand.

[TigerWolfSpirit]

lol awsome video i would use a portal to get into resident evil! i bet the umbrella corporation would use one to transport zombies

[nathenmorris32]

ya justin bieber is a gay fucking fag that sucks dick

[Flomarani4]

if i had a portal, i would make another portal and go to walmart, steal a 3ds and go back home using the new portal

[redurcer501]

id portal myself to work(no need for gas) then i would teleport to a lottery company(scratchoffs) to find the winning tickets

[iknowmymemes]

I would break into a Hershey's factory, steal a wrapper, poop in it, close it, freeze it, and give it to my arch enemy Dylan, then see his face before he realizes he's eating my faeces.

[AlexF011]

@iknowmymemes Your arch enemy? what are you a disney show? and isnt feeding poop to someone a bit childish? are you like 12?

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

i would use it to rob candy stores.. >;]

[ihtiandrus777]

i would teleport to smpfilms house and say GIVE ME URE FREAKING AUTO GRAF!

[hashem5000]

I'd steal 20 IPhone 4's and 15 blackberries

[Wietting1]

if i had a portal, id use it to throw my enemy's punches ant thire own selves, go home if i forgot something, do something randome

[PolkaDotGirl1312]

That is the ONE game, where the character actually uses the bathroom.

[FreakishDick]

Lol! Where Is The Second Portal?

[TheKittenluvvr]

POKEY!!!

[The2318hamza]

id go to gamestop and steal games + a consol to play it on PS:i dont mean 1 game i mean 100 games!!! tumbs up if you would do that!

[AlexF011]

@The2318hamza Console* One* Thumbs* No one likes to 'Tumbs up" a idiot who doesnt know how to use grammar and punctuation.

[obsidialord]

@AlexF011 ??? u make no sense.but youll just say i have bad grammar, cuz u cant think of a good comeback.this is the internet not a school.we can use whatever gramma we want to and your not our teacher.who cares? we dont have bad gramar.its just faster to type this way.whil ur taking forever to make one comment, i just finished this one so i can go back to playing a game.

[zappat87]

@obsidialord What's your words per minute?

[obsidialord]

@zappat87 um like about 90 more or less depending in length

[8675309elmo]

what wold i do if i had a portal....NOT THAT

[GamingDreamGuy]

I would smack my friend every second =p

[KaberianRoyalty]

@GamingDreamGuy Wow, you are such an amazingly sweet friend! :P

[1234watsup4321]

resident evil shirt

[Techwarrior300]

The Future of the world or as i like 2 call it Laziie World

[videogamechick5]

i like how he covered a picture frame with green duck tape

[KuteKitty7887]

@videogamechick5 That's why it works! Green Duck tape is magic!

[1000Lordshadow]

if i had a portal and i was in my room grounded and i had to pee i would walk into my portal to the bathroom please do not pee on my peeps kk ok good done later

[mrcarepig]

what game is he playing ? :O

[SnakeEyes223]

@mrcarepig Red Dead Redemption!

[Mattz511]

WOOT RESIDENT EVIL SHIRT :D RE ROCKS

[wolfged]

if i had a portal...id be rich lol !!!m also id have it installed in ma pants, so everytime i farted the fart got sent to pluto where it froze lol

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

i would steal candy >;]

[mamapapaza]

I would go to the store and buy some books and food. My brother would steal 1,000 dollars and candy.

[missdoglover222]

i would travel around the world in a day! :-)

[Megabloksmaniac]

I would do everything you did many even go to a bank and grab cash threw it =p

[Arkraft100]

Umbrella corp FTW

[RandomlySayingHi]

I know how you did the effects

[Eskalokos]

Did he just piss on women?

[mushishawn727]

i dont like aquafina

[UTMR117]

i would put a box of chocolates behind it and at the other end, I would put it on the toilet. At least the person who finds the chocolate will find something that actually LOOKS like what they're looking for, lol.

[shaunacobain]

your hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[NarutoBoy65654]

Cory: OMG Kate you stink what happend

Kate: you tell me

[baileywailey65]

i thoght for a second that u sent the cat to hell...then he was on the stand

[Ozzy101ification]

I would teleport myself in to space!

[becausejessicacan]

@Ozzy101ification SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE­

[GhostFilms2010]

i would go to my gf and make out with her <3

[haroman690]

1:32 he start to realise he dont have a portal....

[SonicMan486]

y dont grab a tiny house to pee in

[squiggleySock123]

Id use it to get to a gas station when my car runs out of gas

[beeahoneebear]

god that would be so funny u wake up early u grab ur portal stick ur head threw it and scare the out of living out of them and pretend ur sleeping when they come and see if ur sleepin or not XD

[Kingspongey]

i would throw my cat to my friends house :) claw time :D

[kiddingcat123]

i would go to the store and get everything free

[DarknessofWhite]

I've seen this SOO many times and I STILL die laughing!!

[LewisG1989]

that ending was the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[ilovebrokeNCYDE1016]

go to canada cuz its awesome

[zakleo100]

if i had a portal id make a portal obstacle course and through some rubbish through the start and try to make it land in the bin.

ill also put it i the toilet and see what happens.

[mymidnightface]

142 people hate portals

[therealgreatqball]

When someone's in the bathroom... BRUSHING THEIR TEETH OR DOING THEIR HAIR (I have standards)... use the portal so it looks like I popped my head out of toilet and say, "GOD DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WAS THE WRONG WARP PIPE!" XD

[Kyuubi1161]

@therealgreatqball If you did that, all the toilet water would fall through and land on your neck/face. :p

[TheMadCatRules]

A chair and use the portal

[TheMadCatRules]

If I had a portal I would just lay on m

[awesomeravenblade111]

Sry portal taken @_@

[oglesbysamalex]

I'd tell ya what I would do, I would NOT use the portal as a toilet!!!!!

[icomputertinker]

1:34 FAIL ....... (in marriage)

[frankgodstill]

i would throw a stick of dynamite in there and blow up justin bieber!!!!while playing video games hmmmmm....

[AlexF011]

@frankgodstill A bit childish dont you think? Blow up justin bieber? What are you 7? Justin never did anything wrong.

[frankgodstill]

@AlexF011 dude its a joke......if your a dudeette sorry....i can't tell. but it was a joke don't take it seriously.

[bobert551]

thats how you play red dead

[kalebsta]

NOT STEPH!!!!! Wait, they were married. Did they get divorced?

[umopaplsdnRS]

This is the epitome of laziness.

[wolfquestplayerasLim]

looool *cory uses portal to pee*

few seconds later *AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!*

Cory's thoughts: Ohh shit

[aminazam95]

For a second there I thought you were going to throw Loki in the trash xD

[xmoemoee]

wats ur gamertag

[yellowreed12]

Awesome shirt,man.

[Smoky688]

yo i would wait for someone to go in to the bath room the put my head through the portal and it would come out the toilet that would be awesome

[Thesupersahen]

@Smoky688 How do you know their not on the toilet.... It wouldnt be awesome if your looking at someones ass or their shitting on you

[epicfail10000]

name of this GAME?

Portal Fail:)

[kikidolphin599]

What happened to Stephanie?

[xxmiikkasoffxx]

That is so awsome1 Your are really good at effects

[rotsaastorrotsa]

Wish I had a portal Wish I wish I had a portal gun ♫

[Majorcatify]

what happend to steph. did you guys break up?

[curlysuesap]

@Majorcatify They did, but I don't know when.

[Majorcatify]

@curlysuesap thats too bad she was great

[curlysuesap]

@Majorcatify But they're still friends, though.

[Wildpeltwarrior]

@Majorcatify They did a few months back, maybe more.... Look on Cory's other channel DudelikeHELLA to know why. :l

[bubbaman39]

resident evil :) in umbrella we trust

[TheDevilBoi171]

i just love seeing u and your xbox!

[ImPaulKearns]

Resident evil!

[MG47126]

he pissed on her

[crybaby190]

@MG47126 Well done captain obvious, you really are a superhero after all...

[mattchappy]

if i had a portal i would teleport to the moon and back :D

[MadForGaming]

@darkriderz412 Steph :) Its Stephs voice

[AlloraLang]

If I had a portal, I'd go to Cali and do my Witch Fail video with one or more of you guys. Since you have so many video game refs in your videos, I figure what the heck.

[Speakerothehouse]

dude what if your girlfriend was taking a shower gros!

[rubyrocks808]

I'd go to Aperture Science and kidnap GLaDOS.

[7MEGADOOM]

Press 1 then 2(eating trash) or press 4 and then 2(eating kitteh o_O) :D

[largeperson101]

@7MEGADOOM 5 then 2 for eating controller

[Galantirr]

Apparently an UMBRELLA CORP employee has gotten hold of a portal...

[deideiitachilover]

Grab my younger brother while he's asleep and put him in the washing machine. MWAHAHAHAHA! god,I'm so evil

[stalene100]

wait you didnt i feel sry for her

[cheerteerlila123321]

If I had a portal I would teleport myself to corys front door and then ask for Sparta and Lokis autograph :3

[Nightstar201]

i want a portal!!!!!!!!

[ReneeZimbodgi]

i would leave one with my cousins in FL, and keep one at home. i could see them whenever i wanted. (i'm 9 hours away, btw)

[lovleypotato]

i tought that when he peed in portal, it didnt work and he just peed on the couch

[Jjgould21]

@lovleypotato NO he peed on steph she was on the tolit when he peeded on her haah

[pondofdeath]

pause at 1:18 for epic face!!!!

[knnwtv]

i would poo on my in my sisters mouth

[AlexF011]

@knnwtv Are you 12 years old? That has got the be the most childish, immature thing i have ever seen.

[mysteryman141]

I like your shirt. Where did you get it i must know!

[TheAnimalluvr123]

i would teleport to Cali to see you and Kate :D