Um, I think we've all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is what are we going to call ourselves? I think it's a choice between the League Againest Salivating Monsters or my own personal preference which is the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation into Society. Erm, one drawback with that, the abbreviation is CLITORIS.
oh i love this bit in Poloymorph "what are we going to call ourselfs now it comes with a choice between The League against salovating monsters or my own personal choice which is the Committee for the Liberation of Intergration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society, one drawback from that it spells C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.
Rimmer's great and to think some people like Kachanski better?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?, they are not real dwarfers!!!!!!!
Chris Barrie as Rimmer is hilarious, he has all those impressions and his jokes are just plain funnier than the bits with Kachanski. Kachasnki has some funny bits, but not nearly as many as Rimmer.
@TamaraAndTheDemon No wonder why I didn't liked Season 7 alot much. To me, I didn't felt the same as the first six seasons. Rimmer is always better than Kochanski.
@2011mrkingofkings Another reason could be that the show was down one writer after season 6. Together they were amazing, but apart the humor just didn't have that spark like the first 6 seasons. This is a good example of "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts".
@TamaraAndTheDemon I agree too - and they tried to make Lister all grown-up and mature while she was in the show. That never worked for me - Lister was always meant to be a slob and we all know it!
kryten without guilt is hilarious. 'maybe if i hand you over, it'll let me go. MOVE IT SUCKERS!!!'. 'here muty-mutant. nice, juicy humans come and get them'
When I worked in the health service (prior to leaving all the bullshit behind and moving to Greece) and had to attend "meetings" on a regular basis, there was so many "Rimmers" chairing meetings it was comical. I actually asked what cooking had to do with our agenda when the meeting "chairperson" said she would put the suggestion on the back burner. Needless tho say there was a lot of sniggering, and one very redfaced woman who proceeded to explain(seriously) what she meant by that expression.
Rimmer here reminds me of Ed Miliband.
irkibby 2 weeks ago
Three people objected to the abbreviation being 'Clitoris'.
88Anesthetize 2 weeks ago
Give quiche a chance!
harrypotterfantng 3 weeks ago
2 people need a napalm enema.
Leanashe23 1 month ago
Feel free to probe my Facebook page, RED DWARF: THE NEXT DIRECTIVE :D
BTW have you ever heard of ROB GRANT'S THE STRANGERERS? Try searching for it ;)
NozinAroun81 1 month ago
Sarkozy and Merkel?
panchopuskas1 1 month ago
I need that T shirt
j1mf1eld 1 month ago 2
The boys from Red Dwarf were Occupy Wall Street protestors?! Who knew?!!!
lemoncurry9 2 months ago
I have met him and is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet
WhovianWars 4 months ago
thats britain... as london burns.
DLPBurke 5 months ago
Chris Barrie's awesome.
harrypotterfantng 5 months ago 2
2 people are wet ponces!
Inamourada 7 months ago 3
Anyone 'oo gets in me way gets a NAPALM ENEMA!
chuckyoofarley 8 months ago 3
Major and I mean MAJOR, leaflet campaign.
deartoni93 9 months ago 6
good point kryten lets take that on board, david, david...
ejcmoorhouse 9 months ago
Give quiche a chance? Real men don't eat quiche!
ChromaAurora 10 months ago
Arnold Rimmer is Gordon Freeman!
Stolemyusename 10 months ago 6
Um, I think we've all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is what are we going to call ourselves? I think it's a choice between the League Againest Salivating Monsters or my own personal preference which is the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation into Society. Erm, one drawback with that, the abbreviation is CLITORIS.
Stolemyusename 10 months ago
well i say we go out there and twat it
calumelliott 11 months ago
Give quiche a chance!
gazereths1982 11 months ago
The worst part is that these kind of people exist in the real world.
svartekaptenen 11 months ago 3
Why are Rimmer's proposed t-shirts written in Aramaic?
Wickerbasket 11 months ago
2 people wont give quiche a chance....
RiKxNu 1 year ago 3
This is one of the most memorable clips because of how perfectly Chris Barrie plays his peace loving activist character! Superb acting.
DaveKarl 1 year ago 2
When lister smacked his head with the bat a LOL'D so hard lol
deathtoallbutmetal2 1 year ago 2
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gthilinika 1 year ago
Perfect! I love this episode, Rimmer really was the most fascinating character in the show and must have been great fun to write for!
tjf4375 1 year ago 5
character humor can't get any better then turning the characters inside out and still be as convincing as this.
lygophile 1 year ago 3
oh i love this bit in Poloymorph "what are we going to call ourselfs now it comes with a choice between The League against salovating monsters or my own personal choice which is the Committee for the Liberation of Intergration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society, one drawback from that it spells C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.
Rimmer's great and to think some people like Kachanski better?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?, they are not real dwarfers!!!!!!!
TamaraAndTheDemon 1 year ago 2
@TamaraAndTheDemon Some people think Kachanski is better than Rimmer?
Chris Barrie as Rimmer is hilarious, he has all those impressions and his jokes are just plain funnier than the bits with Kachanski. Kachasnki has some funny bits, but not nearly as many as Rimmer.
degen83 1 year ago
@degen83
Yer Kachanski's a wasted of time, she ruined Red Dwarf
TamaraAndTheDemon 1 year ago 4
@TamaraAndTheDemon No wonder why I didn't liked Season 7 alot much. To me, I didn't felt the same as the first six seasons. Rimmer is always better than Kochanski.
2011mrkingofkings 11 months ago
@2011mrkingofkings Another reason could be that the show was down one writer after season 6. Together they were amazing, but apart the humor just didn't have that spark like the first 6 seasons. This is a good example of "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts".
PawnSacrific3 8 months ago
@TamaraAndTheDemon I agree too - and they tried to make Lister all grown-up and mature while she was in the show. That never worked for me - Lister was always meant to be a slob and we all know it!
TigerWalrus26980 9 months ago
@TigerWalrus26980
What i will NEVER get my head round is he stoped eaten currys thats like some-one with terrest NOT swearing!!!!!
TamaraAndTheDemon 9 months ago
This is hillarous. I love Chris Barrie ! CLITORIS!
TheDoctorwhogeek 1 year ago
they have all their best quality's taken out yet there still all awesome in this scene logically they should be rubbish :) boys from the dwarf
mysticcranney 1 year ago 2
C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.
Drez26 1 year ago
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the polymoprh was based on the alien queen. look how it feeds on emotions.
phantomhurricane666 1 year ago
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phantomhurricane666 1 year ago
Give Quiche a Chance!
Gibbo118 1 year ago
Brilliant. Very creative show. The ideas will never be dated.
RanpatMcMurphy 1 year ago
lol Rimmer and Lister XD
betsytron1 1 year ago
kryten without guilt is hilarious. 'maybe if i hand you over, it'll let me go. MOVE IT SUCKERS!!!'. 'here muty-mutant. nice, juicy humans come and get them'
phantomhurricane666 1 year ago
I think Rimmer looks like Gordon Freeman!
MarxistKnight 1 year ago 3
"err... well... that's very nice David. Let's put that on the back burner shall we!?"
"I propose we hit it hard, and hit it fast, with a major, and i mean MAJOR... leaflet campain!"
the best two bits!! lol
bigbagpussfan 1 year ago
When I worked in the health service (prior to leaving all the bullshit behind and moving to Greece) and had to attend "meetings" on a regular basis, there was so many "Rimmers" chairing meetings it was comical. I actually asked what cooking had to do with our agenda when the meeting "chairperson" said she would put the suggestion on the back burner. Needless tho say there was a lot of sniggering, and one very redfaced woman who proceeded to explain(seriously) what she meant by that expression.
blagger56 1 year ago 6
hehe ... just see me as a facilitator :-)
whoisonline112 2 years ago
3:03 XD
the Committee for the Liberation of Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
creekstar7 2 years ago 63
@creekstar7 CLITORIS!
Arkantos117 2 years ago
I don't know if I could deal with an understanding Rimmer!
HooDlymUK 2 years ago 6
This scene is so perfect, it's brilliant. I love the anger-less Rimmer xD
LittleMissBeth7 2 years ago 5
Oh I was in stitches cos of this scene for ages when I watched it on DVD! LoL!
Zoidus 2 years ago 7
"Lissen you bunch tars, it's clobbering time!
their is a bodybag out their with that scumsballs name on it and im doing up the zip, anyone get's my way get's a napalm enema!"
Bikutolu 2 years ago
Is it me or does Rimmer look like a younger version of Rolf Harris?
This scene is smeggin' hilarious XD
moonducky92 2 years ago 75
yer, or colonel sanders, the kfc guy
DeViLiNaHaLo 2 years ago
@moonducky92
Or Colonel Sanders...
H057IL3 1 year ago
@moonducky92 YES. Totally. LOL.
icekat83 1 year ago
lol freakin hillarious..lol H guy and cat
taz4713 2 years ago
Love this scene. Just so extreme.
Definitely the best episode they ever made
CidHighwindRocks 2 years ago 6
Rimmer's shorts and sandles at 3:42! Hilarious! :P
RyeHarker 2 years ago 3
Oh man... the best scene and episode of red dwarf ever made IMO, Rimmer's clothes and Cat is just... you know =)
Pellark 2 years ago 2
Rimmer has completely embraced the Democrat Party's approach to terrorism!
ladyjethro 2 years ago 4
THE best ever red dwarf scene LOL!!!
madsingh 2 years ago 2
Yep, I'm with you on that one!
Ayleesha 2 years ago
i dunno actually the one with the taranshula which is actually krytens hand is a contender for best scene :P
richy269 2 years ago 3
Oh my god richy you are so right that episode is hilarious:o)
coral233 2 years ago
@richy269 terrorform
phantomhurricane666 1 year ago
Give quiche a chance.
canadianhardcore 2 years ago 8
Clitoris gag = best ever!
billybobthedog987654 2 years ago 2
I'll nut the smegger to oblivion.....
Just see me as a facilitator....
Don't ask my opinion I'm nobody...
He's got no anger, he's a total DORK!
Last one alive is a wet ponce!!
People lets go....
Classic comedy at its best:o)...
coral233 3 years ago 4
i wish they would bring red dwarf back
seditexx 3 years ago 5
thay are
(for a two part special atleast)
102wrighty102 3 years ago 6
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wolves167 3 years ago
Yes they are, do some Googling.
lukemanity 3 years ago 5
They are so FULL OF IT !!!!
SUPER, GREAT, FANTASTIC....and good too !! ;)
vandaque 3 years ago
This has got to be my All time Favourite ;-) (LOL)
Davaron2012 3 years ago 2
Nothing will ever replace Red dwarf!
mikey83uk 3 years ago 5
Comitee for the Liberation of Integration of Terrifying Organisms and Rehabilitation Into Society, AKA C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.
The greatest Season 3 episode. Total pwnage.
Too bad it ended.
H057IL3 3 years ago 6
@H057IL3 a woman kicked off at that part because she had to tell her little girl what clitoris meant. bitch!!
phantomhurricane666 1 year ago
C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S
:D
odiedodieuk 3 years ago 5