(wife says to the guy): Hey baby how was your day?
(guy says to his wife): I was giving myself a handjob behind a tree when a fucking drunk driver tries to piss out his window while cleaning his windshield loses control and rams into the tree I was wackin off behind!!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
so speeding cars almost killings you makes you lucky? i don't wanna be lucky thanks
StarPalidanKenobi 10 months ago
he was like " ooh my god im going to die!!"... (after the crash) "okay i didnt i should help"
Redeyearmi9 1 year ago
God bless that tree and nature don't ever chop that tree down.
limedog133 1 year ago
bet hes huggin trees now
DJ4000VOLT 1 year ago 3
omg
555iloveslipknot666 1 year ago
lucky for him, unlucky for the driver D:
RAFL94 2 years ago
fucking strong tree
jerryjedi 2 years ago
holy shit
he is so lucky
DannySoccerStud11 2 years ago
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i'd probably shit my pants if i was that guy
goldennugget01 2 years ago
widziałem to ;p strasznie stare;/
sabaka1xxx 2 years ago
Holy shit xD
He was so frightened ffs!
That tree could break and fall on him + the car! lol :P
RickRay9 2 years ago
GREEN POWA!
xXEdgeMasterXx 3 years ago
I'll bet that guy never uses paper for the rest if his life. Ha ha.
Strat0Blues 3 years ago
That would make ME a TREE HUGGER...lol
justdamageinc1968 3 years ago 3
omg
ilveclare 3 years ago
he so stupid that he's standing on a race track
16mayo16 3 years ago
@16mayo16
He's a race official not a dumbass standing on the track.
PrettyPinkPwnies 2 years ago
There are many races where people stand right beside, or near the track...Makes for great footage on camera :)
Routanne 2 years ago
That would have been cool if it hit him!
starbrighter 3 years ago
dont use trees 4 paper recpect to trees all bow to the mighty tree and god probaly did that rofl
lgmatthias 3 years ago 5
Fergal Hunter is a fucking cunt.
gaqliveshere 3 years ago 2
lucky
xxcallebxx 3 years ago 4
TREE POWER
Leosmell 3 years ago 4
WOW!
taylorkilledkenny 3 years ago
dammm just imagine if the tree wasn't their mannn he would of been hit hard
puropotosino08 3 years ago 6
all bow down to the almighty tree
workingman666 3 years ago 6
well, only god deciedes, who he "wants back"...
;)
AgentUG8 3 years ago 7
capitol G :P
ksk8er07 1 year ago
WOW if that tree wasnt there..that guy would probably be dead! :O he's so lucky
RESPECT THE TREE'S! haha XD
xXScotylandXx 3 years ago 10
Respect!
Burtonracingboard6 3 years ago 10
amen to that bro!
bsky9412345 3 years ago 3
shiet think if the car would be a little to the left, i would have stayed behind that three =)
antival 3 years ago
OMG der hatte so viel glück meine fresse ex ab jetzt bin ich sehr nett zu bäumenXD
NiximHirn 3 years ago
i mean tree...
yomomasface 3 years ago 2
i would be hugging and kissing that pole for days!!!!!
yomomasface 3 years ago
nature saved u lmao
XxDarKnessAccurrsxX 3 years ago
saved by the tree lol
CaShMoNeyHuStliN 3 years ago
lucky bastard XD
magicmiek 3 years ago
fuckin nuts
skaterkid182234 3 years ago
whoa..lucky guy
Rojcam12 3 years ago
whoa
stupefy07 3 years ago
nice spot to stand svaaed by the tree
bubbagugugu 3 years ago
nice spot to stand svaaed by the tree
bubbagugugu 3 years ago
trees save lives!! what a lucky guy...
ShizukanaZanpaktou 3 years ago
i gota give it to the guy, he was smart to pick that location by the tree. If he did do that on purpose, he's more smart than lucky.
dlite922 3 years ago
trees save lives!
towerofdave 3 years ago 3
how can that be fake ?/////
rickyyyboyyy 3 years ago
Im not to cunvensed that was real
Eopch 3 years ago
this is why we need to cut down on the homework!
runescaperage 3 years ago
wow cheated death nice
RackEmRackBaLLz 3 years ago
i'd proly go piss and cry after that
nabisalih 3 years ago
hey i think theyre friends. the tree and the guy there. they talk stories when the cars hit the trees. LoL.
gagoneh21 3 years ago
wow, hes good lol, new to stand behind the tree, he talks to em you know they tell him cars might hit him (;
beccaanneweath 3 years ago
are you a tree hugger now lol
wickedsidneymax 3 years ago
dont you love nature ??? ha ha ha
zmfbigblock 3 years ago
Yeah hahahaha trees rules!
SilverAsakura 3 years ago
Yayz for trees! Lol!
InuyashaFanatic13 3 years ago
I'll bet he had brown stuff running down his legs...
Probably shot through his undies like a brown bullet.
elroacho420 3 years ago
man that car just bounced offa that tree, and it wasnt that big of a tree. dude wuz lucky
flapperhead 3 years ago
i bet that guy is a tree hugger,well now he is anyway.
wolverineNYY 3 years ago
lucky guy
stamegledas 3 years ago
lucky man
x413Joshx 3 years ago
his pants are browner than when the race started
AlienD00d 3 years ago
theres an angel watching him
sammy1233214 3 years ago 3
*Turns into a hippie*
Gerbilmeister 3 years ago
its a tv advertising of bbva bank. Its a fake
gabriell85 3 years ago
got to love trees... it saved his life... Luckey man... luckey man.... Props to u
hello1234567891418 3 years ago
that moth3rFAq was lucky as hell! lol
oneWHOdied 3 years ago
OMFG that would've killed him! Lucky one, unlike other guy I saw in a video in youtube.
AxonV2 3 years ago
whoa, damn i would have exploded my asshole like an atomic bomb if that ever happend to me...jesus crist
lilcreet 3 years ago
holy shit thats one lucky motha fucka
lastrebel415 4 years ago
holy shit
Jesus loves somebody!
hardslammin 4 years ago 2
i thinks it's the holyman himself
davyace 4 years ago
good u didn't die
jazza125 4 years ago
You guys save the trees and the trees will save you!
DarkSasukeX 4 years ago 3
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Stupid Mother fucker
jwilcke 4 years ago
i would have shit my self at 0:03
PeskyDaMan 4 years ago
save by the tree
JIeMIY 4 years ago
Lucky as hell
cschamp93 4 years ago
i bet he shit pants..lol
BmxkingNix57 4 years ago
duuuuude no..r u serious right now...that was tooo close
LeonAsher 4 years ago
that guy almost died
headknokers 4 years ago
yeah lucky
PwnPl0xStr 4 years ago
A second later a car hits him
spartan233333 4 years ago
just imagine if the fucking tree wasnt the o.O omg !!
freszhnurd718 4 years ago
OMG DUDE THAT GUY CHEATED DEATH
Charred13 4 years ago
hes now a tree hugger
myrideman12 4 years ago 6
What about guy in car o.o
DABrodnik 4 years ago
WoW!
youngE567 4 years ago 2
that guy's lucky.
thebrouhaha 4 years ago 3
Daaaaaaaang!!!!!!!
Nanooo48 4 years ago 3
wooooooooooooooooow
AnusHeadd 4 years ago 3
f*cking hell XD
bryan809 4 years ago
Tree (1) car (0)
esotoracing 4 years ago 4
tree power!
kevin1242 4 years ago 3
next time u find yourself positioned around a blind turn at a rally car race, remember to stand behind a tree!
desolitmynd 4 years ago 3
Gee..Maby someone should tell that guy theres a tree there....
ThatxBoixTwitch 4 years ago
omg he was lucky!!!
levi9b 4 years ago
(wife says to the guy): Hey baby how was your day?
(guy says to his wife): I was giving myself a handjob behind a tree when a fucking drunk driver tries to piss out his window while cleaning his windshield loses control and rams into the tree I was wackin off behind!!
JWILLZ62082 4 years ago
Wow. I'd bet he got wasted immediately after work!!
JWILLZ62082 4 years ago
ohh yea
ilovebamse 4 years ago
HOLY SHIT
ellzabethe 4 years ago
omg.......did u see that tree?
cooldude4u882000 4 years ago
NO. did you?
rallydude777 4 years ago
of that tree i want my house =)
AnimeFanboyOtaku 4 years ago
trees are so fucking strong
pancakekiller91 4 years ago 2
look how small that tree was..
PaperBagStrangler 4 years ago
Lucky, that's the only way to describe it
nightrat42 4 years ago
smash tub and toilet roll hmmm
chefadong 4 years ago
wow... that could kill him... and when he realize is safe he go and check the driver...
christhianneko 4 years ago
funny thing is...no-one cares about the driver...
headoyster 4 years ago
Or the poor squirrel up in the tree. blah blah blah, he's fine. It's not that serious. lol
oscarin26 4 years ago
HOLY FUCK OMFG watta lucky bitch
kevinXbakar 4 years ago
lucky mother
BlackDeath79 4 years ago
iv seen this on bravo sometimes and i think that the qu was the most luckiest man in the world!
wowwows 4 years ago
lucky bastard
mel3164 4 years ago
seconds later he was struck by lightning
0Doc0 4 years ago 2
lmao
quarrelsomeness 4 years ago
i bet thats the olive tree christ prayed to xD
kirillsk8tr 4 years ago
Damn! Thank god that tree was there. If hes lucky at that then I bet he won the lottery.
MasterChief955 4 years ago
Tree of life?
nomad2k3 4 years ago
he should take care that tree for the rest of his life....
inturda 4 years ago
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jawbreaker96 4 years ago
that tree is teh sex
friedfr00b 4 years ago
he should cut the tree down then bang it
3251shatsack 4 years ago
God bless that tree xD
Goddafodda 4 years ago
the tree is oficialy family
eyecanbee 4 years ago
People People!!! We're all missing the important point here! Did that tree live or die? I'll pray for it. ;)
oscarin26 4 years ago 2
We'll form a group and pray together. Lol. I bet he doesn't stand that close anymore. That or he always stands by a tree or two.
MisstressNicole 4 years ago
lucky ass
narutoman55 4 years ago
O_O one other reason to become a tree hugger
4mellinger07 4 years ago
he should fuck tht tree
cans54 4 years ago
AHAH!! That's funnier when you read the 1st 3 comments in order.
Sauron892 4 years ago
Yeah xD
Goddafodda 4 years ago
He should worship that tree!
crystalsnow28 4 years ago
he should kiss that tree! XD
shadowlites 4 years ago