The Day In the Life of a Poker Player

[IlluminatiPornArcade]

4:22 ROYAL FLUSH... ACE HIGH!...NO SHIT....

[IlluminatiPornArcade]

wow, you guys suck balls. at everything.

[padobah]

Thumbs up if you watched the whole thing and didn't think it was shitty, especially since it was made by kids.

[padobah]

LMAO he's just chillin eating nachos and drinking root beer, this is making me dieeeee

[padobah]

1:51 the look at the camera? I'm sorry, the point of this video is for it to be bad, i think it's hilarious, give the kids a break

[padobah]

I thought this was hilarious?

[SPERONERR]

A few things 1. That poker tourney sign-up guy looked a bit shady, you should try getting your money back. 2. I'm sorry that you lost your wife, I hope everything works out for the better. 3. Pringles are SOO 90's, no one eats those shitty chips anymore.

[rjdakid3021]

this is better than rounders hahahahaha



[ffffocus]

very "inspiring" XD

[MrCussin]

"royal flush, ace high"

really? i thought a royal flush was to the 9. been doing it wrong all these years.

[SPERONERR]

@MrCussin Wow dude you really need to brush up on your hand rankings. A royal flush IS ace high, the video is 100% accurate. /troll

[MrCussin]

@SPERONERR really? damn, and here i thoght i was beeing a smart ass! how dumb of me to to not tell you and only you that i was joking. and like this pice of crap is worth trolling, fag. go away.

[SPERONERR]

@MrCussin Go back to school and get a life, stop wasting your life away on minecraft and jacking off wish your moms fungal cream.

[MrCussin]

@SPERONERR go back to scool and get a life? i'm going to be kind of busy "wish" my career, but thanks for your concern about what i do with my spare time. enjoy your day fuck knuckle.

[reeves1982]

Can I get some butter on this corn?

[1eyefor2eyes]

mother fuckers......

[DWill8PG]

Gayest video on youtube

[ninefivesuited]

Pringles and Dr. Pepper...a real man's meal.

[longjohnw86]

Like this to the top if you know what a string bet is ,and how bad they break this rule in this video!!!!lmao

[badpanda84]

@longjohnw86 There is no string bet rule in alot of home games -- that's only enforce in casinos

[longjohnw86]

@badpanda84 well Its cheating is what it is

[longjohnw86]

PUKE........and I dont fckin get the point of aking thi fckin vid

[bidtimereturn7777]

This movie is like a bad beat.....miserable

[ochoxxcincoxx]

your joke would of been funier if it made sense...if you have a 6 high str8 flush he cant have an 8 high str8 flush..but still funny i guess

[sk8ingvegetarian]

@ochoxxcincoxx you have A of spades, 2 of clubs, board is 3456 of clubs, he has 78 of clubs. there you go, with a little math, that doesn't sound funny, and becomes possible against all odds ;)

"royal straight flush ace high 10 low queen in the middle" would have sound alot more proffesional, try using more useless poker terms in your next video, noobs will think you're cool

[ochoxxcincoxx]

@sk8ingvegetarian dude its okay if you had a bad day, don't have to blame it on me...keep losing your money and pretending youre a pro lmao

[sk8ingvegetarian]

@ochoxxcincoxx oh, but my friend, i realy didn't have a bad day, you probably got it wrong from your lack of english language knoledege. i simply showed you an example in which i proved you that having a 6 high straigth flush doesn't deny your oponent of having an 8 high straight flush. and ps: you realy can't know weather i'm winning or losing at poker so try making your childish insults elsewere. good luck at playing tetris or whatever other kids of your age do!

[ochoxxcincoxx]

@sk8ingvegetarian lmao my age? im 19 and btw sorry if i don't write perfect english atleast i know more then one language you stupid unculturalized american fuck

[sk8ingvegetarian]

@ochoxxcincoxx lol from where did you come to the conclusion that i am american? i am not, i am from romania and know 3 foreign languages ;) you realy have issues kid, get some counceling! your phrases lack logic and common sense. since i'm not in the mood of arguing children with special needs on youtube, i will no longer answer to you my friend. so good luck!

[JTaylor92]

the old ace high royal flush...i just wasted 1 minute and 19 seconds of my life

[TompuBoy]

2nl kiddos!

[ZachLaughs]

I hope all the kids die in this video. That's how bad this video is.

[luizfcsilveira]

One of the lamest. Ever.

[soul2jam]

It seems to me that you're being too cryptic, CrypticalOne...

Like your comments

[fygox]

This is so bad, not even worth watching...

This is not about poker, lol

[discnchips]

I had to log in just to dislike this video. This video is horrible, it's a disgrace to the word poker.

There are so many things wrong, only one word can describe it, FAIL.

No girl under 18, should know how to be that big of a cunt.

Next time, make a video about a couple of kids who failed at making videos. Be sure to include that bitch. Then you can really fail.

[stevenxzx]

RF against aces real life watch?v=kr-XwNjTbeA

[aidansparkes12345678]

what a load of shit, i bet you never even played in a live comp, evey bet you mate made was a string bet, so only the first part of the bet would count....

also why use such a big table when you only have 1 mate to play poker with?

[aidansparkes12345678]

what a load of shit, i bet you never even played in a live comp

[NebunLaCap]

Who the fuck wrote this script?

[nannystate00]

what a fkn joke this movie is lol

it has no conection to poker whatsoever. lol fake & gay

[tko555]

Royal flush, Ace high rofl!!!!!! Anyone who could actually play this great game would be too busy doing just that to have the time to make this video. But I suppose if you've noguht else to do.....

[PBRMafia]

Only a nerd would have this much time on his hands. And why did you put state poker champion when you played one person.

[techpiggy]

I loved that line: "Royal Flush Ace high."

[iBrandEn]

its to bad 4 of a kind beats a royal flush.

[aidansparkes12345678]

@iBrandEn

really? are you sure you know what your talking about? i would guess you dont , because your wrong

[MadMathmatics]

poker is not that evil, indeed. feels bad after wtching it because,im a losing poker player and im trying to find my way up you know?

[sundance37]

The biggest tournament in the world is only a $10,000 buy in with no re-buys I am doubting that you had to sell everything you owned to make it into the tourney. especially if you already won 3 tournaments.

[sundance37]

it is extremely apparent that you have no idea how the following work: Poker playing, Professional poker playing, addiction, relationships, bankroll management, or the difference in tournaments and cash games. or shoot the difference between poker and blackjack. you don't go broke selling all of your possessions for the largest tournament in the world. the main event typically has around 8,000 players in it. if you sell everything you own to make it into that event you deserve to lose it all.

[pav04]

:D :D

[Deater90]

royal flush ace high ROFL!

[D1LatedPupils]

you forgot the end of the video where he becomes a raging alcoholic and sells his house to play poker.

[chrisaphoto]

Lol at stacking off in "the worlds largest poker tournament" with just TPTK. This video sucked

[LOLFLUSHDRAW]

fucking homos

[PrometheanRunGood]

Think you had enough pop fatty

[p0lskafreerunner]

i couldnt even see the hands lol, was the last hand AK v A10?

[Bulletproofringe1]

Worlds largest poker tournament...... 2 people. AND the house is the same after his "big win"

[Bulletproofringe1]

Worlds largest poker tournament...... 2 people. AND the house is the same after his "big win"

[ckholdem181]

just to let you know....a royal flush is akqj10 of the same suit....thats why they call it royal....so your story about another person having a higher royal flush is not possible

[ImOnAFlushDraw]

this is not the life of a poker player. this is the life of a bad poker player who says royal flush ace high

[ParisTK]

I love the line "Royal Flush, Ace High"

[airharm]

nice music.

[bookwo2543]

lol, this is pretty horrible, i love how the state championship is in someones dining room

[RussellsParadox]

THE day? Singular? As in, he's 1 day old and he'll die today?

[marksprinkle]

Epic failure!

[crehzybass]

Royal Flush Ace high!!, i never heard of any other kind. Donkeys. anything else would have been a straight flush.

[IPAWNMYQUEENS]

yeah lol

[wurtz1987]

Fuck you and die. This one terrible piece of goddamn shit.

[PocketTits]

Yes, a large amount of fail.

[Hajboya3]

YOOO BASEBALL RODD!

make some more videos!

your very creative!!

and i love your sense of humour...dont pay attention to the VAST COMMUNITY OF you tube haters!

and WAY TO HAVE A JAMMIN OUT SOUNDTRACK TO GO ALONG WITH IT!!!

excelllent transitions PLAYYYAAAA

trust me...i listen to gangsterrap.....so this is def more than an ordinary comppliment :)

love ya dude

[jackfoma]

My guess is that this kid is angry at his Dad (who's disappointed his son is not an athlete) for playing poker instead of nerdy video games with him.

[Hajboya3]

JACKFOMA

lemme tell you what MY read is...

you suck at poker...

so you envy life and everyone arround you ...im gonna say your the one with father son issues...

wann know why im so clever?

i cant tell you now can i?

::P

[sdsfguy1]

off the chips and hit the gym if yer gonna PLAY THE POKEERRRZZZ!!! :)

[ANJO280]

Next video:

The day in the life of a ego shooter player.

plz

[ntunnacl]

I thought this was funny and pretty well made. It is obviously a school project or something, and they are just kids. To everyone who is complaining: why don't you do something constructive with your time instead of ragging on this guy.

[RandomGuy43]

what the fuck?

[blueslady77]

faggot! you suck cock!

[NYStateOfMind986]

so.. before he plays his first tournament, hes eating pringles, than after he wins a bunch of tournaments, hes still sitting there eating pringles... there is so much FAIL in this video, i dont konw where to start

[YippeeKaeYay]

This guy is so ballin' out of control after the state wins that he can pop all the pringles he wants whilst he studies the phone book.

[EazyDuzItAgain]

lol, great comment.

[ilikemuffins222]

i had a 7 high royal flush once (joking)...this video is so fucking stupid

[ANDREXGGZZ]

sooooooooooooooooooooo gay

[ciccioyt]

AH! AH! AH! I'm dieing!

Royal flush : ace high! Ah!Ah!Ah!

No! Last change!

Our kids! That wife, that pringles... so ridicolous. :D

[chapt87]

this was possibly the gayest thing i have ever seen

[curve10]

HAHAHAHAHA ROYAL FLUSH ACE HIGH

[THEDEZAA]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

[Kromax666]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

[Akeon]

worst acting ever

[Deegdeeg]

wtf is this crap! i want to see some poker movies, not this gay ass crap you faggs! wtf, you have to much time on your hands!

[OverdueDiligence]

empiremaker is fk retard

[captainrock2002]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

[gogodayglow]

Lol showdown montage!

[CrypticalOne]

"Royal Flush, Ace High" - nh, I once had a Royal Flush, but it was only 6-high - and wouldn't ya know it, my opponent had an 8-high Royal Flush to beat me. Rigged.

[jasokrem]

[ ] Royal Flush

[ x ] Straight Flush

[CrypticalOne]

[ ] Gets it.

[x] Fails to understand that my comment was a joke, playing off his declaration of "Ace high".

[frozenstrawbs]

[x] i lol'd

[duffersweeney]

@CrypticalOne lol nice 1 dude some people are retarded, you win

[ochoxxcincoxx]

@CrypticalOne

[PBRMafia]

@CrypticalOne You had a straight flush,a royal flush is ace high.

[CrypticalOne]

@PBRMafia You're an idiot.

[fahq8484]

@CrypticalOne its called ROYAL for a reason. lol u had a str8 flush idiot

[CrypticalOne]

@fahq8484 You're royally retarded.

[fahq8484]

@CrypticalOne im only 15 and obviously i know more about poker than u do. so fuck off

[NebunLaCap]

@CrypticalOne you idiot thats a straight flush

[CrypticalOne]

@NebunLaCap

Good thing we have geniuses like you to set me straight (and yes, THAT, like my original comment, was SARCASM).

[NebunLaCap]

@CrypticalOne my bad im sorry bro

[Maksimov88]

@CrypticalOne

That's a straight flush;)

Royal is A tot 10, hihi

[alexenova]

@CrypticalOne EEEM YOU HAD A STRAIGHT FLUSH NOT A ROYAL FLUSH!

[Polelook69]

@CrypticalOne It is known as a straight flush in your case to the six and 8.

[JeeRaph]

@CrypticalOne lol. this cracked me up soo bad.

[shanek49]

@CrypticalOne 6 high royal flush ?????????????? save your self embarresment and google what a royal flush is then if it possible delete your comment ,btw can i play u at poker sometime

[CrypticalOne]

@shanek49 Another genius steps out of the woodwork to impart his wisdom on me. Thanks the Lord for good people like you!

[Alieaz]

@CrypticalOne Royal ROFL

[pantin007]

loosing everything in 1 tournament

this poor bankroll management is typical of the boorish american player

[lymanb]

Pot!

[moda311]

STRING BET AT 4:00. FLOOR!

[spewfouryou]

donkaments R dangerous yo!

[edruseli]

this video is one huge bag of sh1t

[boarbizkit]

lol @ loosing everything bc of buying into a tourney

[highflyin3484k]

ROYAL FLUSH ACE HIGH

uh ya....

epic fail

[theyamss]

if you went to my school, i'd shove your head in a toilet. losers

[sixcopies]

...what the fuck did i just watch?

[JamesGreey]

the problem is he didnt try hitting his wife to get her support... if he was winning so many tourneys she would have supported him

secondly he had no bankroll management..thirdly he still came second, so he would still get 8-10% of prize money

tldr: this video sucks

[zeejustin6]

SHUT UP

I HATE YOU

[MATUSOWNED]

I beg you all--scroll up passed this piece of shit video, and listen to the TUNES!

[AAreraise]

Non è da oscar però non è male. Tu è il tuo amico dovreste allenarvi un po' su Poker Club

[phootsman]

Omg, sucks

[EnvyMyIgnorance]

Best video ever. Best acting ever.

My life is changed forever.

[TheMendez]

i'm sorry but a royal flush is always ace high so you doesn't have to point that out!

[turner2111]

LOL

[christinadietz]

I love it

[MrCanuck]

Major string bet at 4:03

[dventura2350]

lolyea like you will ever see a royal over quads in real life..not hatein on you but..lol you no

[RudiTurbo]

It happened in WSOP Main event this year :P

[dventura2350]

yea true that was such a sick hand, but still u wont se that again in 20 yrs,but then again u never know

[xperu]

Brilliant, had me on the floor laughing; I am a professional poker player, and it's so funny to watch stuff which emphasises that there's no skill in poker and that it's just gambling. The people who think that are the people who pay my salary. Don't even start playing poker until you've seriously studied math & strategic thinking and applied it to a thorough analysis of the game, or people like me will just take your money. Fun Vid

[MrCanuck]

Amen to that

[frankiedetorie]

Shut up! I am a low stakes player, stop encouraging these people to play well lol

[frankiedetorie]

well he was bound to lose, he was shit

going all in with a royal flush draw lol

[funis2sk8]

a royal flush is ace high man

but you guys did a good job on the vid.

[crazycraka555]

I really like the idea but this was pretty bad.. "Royal Flush Ace High!" lol opposed to wat 10 high?

[kckproductions]

wow. usually i dont watch long movies on youtube...but this

was amazing

great work!

[thetopspin8]

Spectacular!!! This movie was great!! The music selection was perfect and the editing was beast!!!!!Robert, I have one question about this movie.....what editing software do you use?if yu did not know who this is its Carr, me and addy share this account. Check out our ids.!!!

[baseballrob99]

Hey whats up, I mostly used final cut for the editing while a few mock-ups and such were done in iMovie. iMovie comes free with any mac and is really easy to use. Final cut is a little more advanced but can do a lot more and is better when you start adding effects and other stuff. House of Thieves is a good example of using a lot of effects; that would have taken years to make in iMovie.

[strontaandekont]

Royal flush ace high???? A royal flush is always ace high...

[upsguy27]

great! check out my movie!