The average American male video #2

[systemisdisturbed]

seriously, this book was fucking amazing. 100% true.

[SingDanceSteal]

I love how all the comments are degrading women, saying their stupid, etc. The video as well as the book makes women hate men even more. The only thing i'm getting out of this is that "what he's really thinking" is "how can i manipulate this girls feelings in ways that will get her to suck my dick?"

[sabret00the]

These are nowhere near as good as the book, but decent I guess.

[flogmolly]

"Women get too much advice about men from other women... and they don't know what they're talking about" -Dave Chapelle

[sk84lf]

got it today such an awesome book

[jadebrush]

Average American Male is clever and funny...and it is certainly how men portray themselves when talking to guys. But I've seen even the toughest guy's guy be reduced to...a kitten, by love.

It's worth reading Chad's book though because I don't think many of us women understand:

A. how important sex is to men - it's an obsession

B. How much we're indoctrinated to want marriage - regardless of how unsuitable the guy.

C. Neither men nor women need to be the cliches in the book.

[kiwi1kix]

I don't think it's insightful, I think it's cheap observations.

Try love and respect.

[Omglazorguns]

Jnicholsmurph... You gay?

[jnicholsmurph]

This was the worst book I've read in a long time. Just because Chad Kultgen is a selfish, sex addicted retard doesn't mean that we all are. The image of the average American male as presented in this book is in no way representative of most men and should be taken with a large grain of salt.

[liOVERLOADil]

Go back to your sexless, boring life.

[reali244]

Do you like fishsticks?

[ShallowBayBandit]

@jnicholsmurph Pussywhipped.

[jorman]

i read this book. it's the funniest thing i've ever read and it's really good and entertaining

[Skittlez1212]

Read the book, it's good.

[BixZsc]

its awesome but at the same time depressing....

[BrenninRoze]

I'm a girl, and I still loved the book.

Very funny, and somewhat insightful.

Read it.

[ReignOfShemsu]

I think it was written for girls..

Guys already know how we think :]

[wojtek0000]

women are so stupid.

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

So basically what I'm getting from all of these videos is that men think about sex nonstop. What a wonderful reason to buy some stupid fucking book.

[2Halifaxion2]

actually the book is really entertaining...

[ooThEgg]

The book is hilarious and insightful, made me think differently about marriage and the whole "the one" thing.

And casual sex.

[krisalaniz]

@XxiLLViLLAiNxX coming from someone that hasn't read it obviously. :]

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

@krisalaniz You replied to my 2 year old comment. Why did you have to remind me of something I don't care about?

[trixr606]

@XxiLLViLLAiNxX or more how bullshit it is to take a girl out to eat and she orders the most expensive fucking thing on the menu along with graygoose on the rocks all night, and then expects you to foot the bill because it's the, "social norm."

[drmofcali4niktun]

@XxiLLViLLAiNxX it's actually a pretty hilarious book... then again, i'm a male.

[discowhipped]

this is why i refuse to date.

it's funny, yes, but it's a little too true.

and at least european males perform their gigalo roles well, whereas american guys are sloppy and demand instant satisfaction, not realizing that the more elaborate your plans/flattery, the more fun you're likely to get out of it.

[marcdaddy33]

Sex isn't all about YOU... despite what the media tells you.

[solidkingcobra]

ahahahahaha

[o4babiidollo4]

hahaha omfg man my friend, melissa, and i actually did go out and buy "the average american male" after watching all these clips + besides for the majority of the book being mostly pornish haha it was an awesome book =) totally reccomend it!

[robertness]

not that funny, worst viral ever

[vbazyleva]

Poor girl...With Russia nor any East European guy nobody would question who is gonna pay...I would never come up with an offering to share a bill, unless I wanted to put both parties in awkward position

[homeopt]

Are you saying Americans are cheap?

idi na huy ! well...after I pay for your dinner.

[vbazyleva]

Nope, Mr. Supressed Libido, I am not. Americans mostly are gentlemen. What I was saying, it that those men are longing to grab any kind of female attention here, in the US, while mostly men are the same everywhere. I was just kind of feeling certain empathy with this lady when she caught his hesistating facial expression as he saw the check :):)...many times I was in her shoes

[homeopt]

Ok. I think. So you just let the guy sign the blowjob contract then ? Nice.

[jjdemmin]

Yeah, this isn't rocket science. Men aren't all that difficult to figure out. They are surrounded by a sea of stupid women. Glad not to be one of them.

[ultimatumdiana]

people need to upload more clips like this. I prefer funnier stuff myself, check out dolphinhump. lostfrog . com , I laughed so hard I got kicked out of class! haha.

[sillyoldbroad]

Want to know what SHE's thinking? "If you think buying dinner gets you an automatic BJ, then I better get a foot massage, back rub and a rollaid afterwards, since you insisted I try that freekin spicy overpriced crap you ordered for me when I wanted the chicken" What an arrogant idiot.

[japblacktastic]

shut up, bitch

[kinneyboy90]

lmao!

[vvblues]

NO. We don't want to know what you're thinking. We already know. Idealizing marriage, being controlling, castrating, blah, blah and blah. All the crap that we're innundated with in insipid women's magazines. And no you're not god's gift to men.

[lilbruddaproductions]

ahaha

[kgeiger]

This is so stereotypical you don't need to buy a book to figure it out.

[polidropolidro]

The videos for this are funny. The book is HORRIBLE. I can't emphasize that enough. If you want a book that matches up with these videos, read GOD IS A WOMAN: DATING DISASTERS and I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL. Period. This is just clever marketing for crap. The book doesn't deliver on the videos.

[lucilius54]

BUY the book - it's well worth it. It's pretty damn hilarious!!

[moco635]

i just laughed out loud in the trading room and i everyone just stopped and looked at me...thats was effin hillarious.ahahhhhhhhhhhhha

[puskunk]

hell yeah! Too bad not enough women realize it IS a BJ contract.

[idget16]

lol pretty darn funny i gotta say

[SassieCass]

he could pick up a sex worker to get a "hummer" for a lot less than that...

[cheataweb]

haha the best

[rookywill]

f'ing hilarious. i know exactly where he's coming from

[fragwave]

rofl!!! thats funny