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  • So thats how my great great great grandfather Raphael got his skull broken

    SuperSam565 3 days ago

  • SIR YES SIR!!!!!!

    end1234567 1 month ago

  • Maybe they're COD players

    LatiosBlade 3 months ago

  • "YOU DONT NEED FOUR GOD DANM SNIPERS!!"

    Thats what helped me finish black ops........

    MultiGameKing101 3 months ago 11

  • Yes, someone who knows how I feel when playing Black Ops or BattleFeild!!! :)

    MultiGameKing101 3 months ago

  • Lemons?

    aatif104 3 months ago

  • Stud noose! Dismissed!

    JustAPornStar 3 months ago

  • We need more war school.

    zacharymrtn 3 months ago

  • thanks for the valuable lesson

    SMDpeps 3 months ago

  • What just happened...

    MinusBlindfold64 3 months ago

  • am i the only one who gat a littel bid scared?

    jeppe562 3 months ago

  • Lol your voice is like only half way suited for the job which makes for a really funny commentary

    angryasian2 3 months ago

  • i pity you thoroughly

    lukeiamyourfaja 3 months ago

  • mr big scary voice man, you sir are a fucking god!

    ShaggyMonstar 4 months ago

  • mr video creator... im not gay but... can you read me bedtime stories and spank me when im bad?

    FaceSTAB411 4 months ago

  • This guy has anger issues mmm'kay

    Ramistrov 4 months ago

  • he sounds like my dad

    TheHakka23 4 months ago

  • Because of diction I war right

    poisonive45454 4 months ago

  • @tineyer3 just saw your other comment on BATTLEFIELD3INFOS video

    zacharymrtn 4 months ago

  • ....I played against this guy.......he pissed me off D=-

    tinyer3 4 months ago

  • Oh no oh no Im in trouble because I killed the replay button.

    killer256810 4 months ago

  • Can't wait for MW3 to come out so all the CoD style players can fuck off

    LFfilms 4 months ago

  • Pixel Enemy's how not to be a noob + Epic Meal Time = This guy

    ImNotSkrillex 4 months ago 2

  • CREATURES!

    972Ash 4 months ago

  • On the part he talked about shooting a bush,,, you can press "select" and mark/ spot an enemy, I use this to mark tanks, people, etc... and to check and see if that bush is an enemy soldier... The key for PC is q I think...

    MrOutdoorsman32 4 months ago

  • so no bad mouth speech on people waiting for jets or helicopters to spawn instead on defending

    Capta1nKerm1t 4 months ago

  • LUL.

    XAwEsOmEx757 4 months ago

  • "all right ass blasters" -gay

    SirKnowThySelf 4 months ago

  • Ptfo..... And be smart about it

    88babster 4 months ago

  • Eat my dictionary more like eat my dick you fag nigger bitch cunt

    OMGWTFBBQ1101 4 months ago

  • @OMGWTFBBQ1101 dam.......

    TheMurdererXD 4 months ago

  • @OMGWTFBBQ1101 diction and dictionary are different you fag nigger bitch cunt

    49nitramsp 4 months ago

  • @OMGWTFBBQ1101 TrololoolTrololoolTrololoolTro­loloolTrololoolTrololoolTrolol­oolTrololoolTrololoolTrololool

    DudelmBeastIy 4 months ago

  • @DudelmBeastIy What? Niggeer bitch cunt ass licker baby fucker ball chewer

    OMGWTFBBQ1101 4 months ago

  • If i was gay i would marry him...

    AlmightyBongholio 4 months ago 51

  • @AlmightyBongholio wouldnt he need to be gay too?

    ZeGamerGuys 1 month ago

  • @AlmightyBongholio Too bad he wouldn't marry you.

    a51nxm17x 1 month ago

  • @AlmightyBongholio I'd marry him anyway

    THEKINGOFTACOS116 2 weeks ago

  • @AlmightyBongholio then he would kill u after

    themastero9 2 weeks ago

  • @AlmightyBongholio if u were...

    SuperHiiambob 1 day ago

  • @SuperHiiambob Im not gay, nuff said

    KickassCommando 15 hours ago

  • Half the games i play, I go 27-5 by doing the objective. :)

    Mediacontrol51 4 months ago

  • @Mediacontrol51

    I bet your mom is really proud of you

    ThroatyHerois 4 months ago

  • PTFO or GTFO! I don't care if you got 30 kills to 1 death! That just means your a dick and didn't cap flags or arm MCOMs! suck my ammo throwing Defibrillator using dick!

    BlackWater1986 4 months ago

  • @BlackWater1986 So I am not allowed to have a High K/D AND play the objective?

    NORTHMAN1234121 4 months ago

  • MURDER TO DEATH!

    Multi18only 4 months ago

  • Pussy shit

    TheKLutCHxx 4 months ago

  • Those are some wise words, my friend. Enough said.

    MrKnowItAll2008 4 months ago

  • HAHHAHhaagadfyjtg,h

    Ipuffyy 4 months ago

  • Scull-fuck my ancestors?WTF!

    manosman97 4 months ago

  • @manosman97 *Skull-fuck

    thunderstruck159 4 months ago

  • @thunderstruck159 It really shows I am not British or American huh..

    manosman97 4 months ago

  • HELL YEah!!!

    

    xxxxsniperxxxxx 4 months ago in playlist More videos from machinimarespawn

  • finally someone who understands bf

    SK8ProDuCtiOns2010 4 months ago 85

  • eye eye captain !

    ITzMafiia 4 months ago

  • Lol wut?

    IIxJETTxII 4 months ago

  • alright ass blasters

    DFwanz 4 months ago

  • fuckn legend

    MB4R3AL 4 months ago

  • OK Sir! let do this

    klop516 4 months ago

  • What should I buy? Gears 3 or Batman?

    xRedskins1996x 4 months ago

  • @xRedskins1996x gears of batman

    seljd 4 months ago

  • Lol that was epic my mates such a noob at this game I'm Gunna have to send him this video

    Spetsnaz027 4 months ago

  • YES SIR!!!

    ERICISTHANAME 4 months ago

  • @Ghost2142100 *skull fuck

    XxXxCJxXxX360 4 months ago

  • these are the reasons why i dont like this game

    xGreenI2angerx 4 months ago

  • @xGreenI2angerx Because you have to be a team player and not camp like a pussy?

    superkalle3333 4 months ago

  • Boy: *crying* please stop hitting me

    Soldier: You....Didnt.....Arm...The....­MCOM.......Bitch

    MrJokerthief 4 months ago

  • Sooo hilarious and true

    Domspets 4 months ago

  • Bears!

    TheRevoltingSponge 4 months ago

  • that was so fucking hilarious

    EpicSam 4 months ago

  • why is he on respawn

    HSMaverickCl 4 months ago

  • LAWL

    19felix98 4 months ago

  • I completely agree with this guy, there just too many dumb individual on BF3. Why in the hell do players sit in one spot throughout the entire match mind blowing. That's why I need a team of good BF3 players and I'm currently a rank 45 X 2.

    TheBigAppleNYC 4 months ago

  • Oo-Rah!

    *runs outside and gets shot*

    JellyChilliMustard 4 months ago 2

  • Bf3 ftw

    igotcrabstwice 4 months ago

  • bf 3 community needs these videos

    sanghelian 4 months ago

  • That was awesome! This guy needs to do a Rush 'n Attack video as well! There are so many idiotic pubs running recon kits sitting back and sniping, instead of using their bloody mobile spawn points!

    glagow 4 months ago

  • Sorry, lame*6

    gamers4eternity 4 months ago

  • Dude why are you trying to sound like the guy from epicmealtime? Thats just kinda lameg

    gamers4eternity 4 months ago

  • "more moslty" 0:15

    sorry who's fucking stupid?

    zenoparodie 4 months ago

  • best fucking instructional EVER!!

    xXSpazOpsXx 4 months ago

  • Damn im motivated :D

    A5sK1cker 4 months ago

  • Murder them to death. LMFAO

    HaloForce911 4 months ago

  • SIR YES SIR!

    respirate93 4 months ago

  • I'm scared :(

    Rubenlpz1 4 months ago

  • Basically PTFO or GTFO

    GNARK1LL420 4 months ago

  • Eatmydiction.

    Making people feel better about themselves since last week.

    ieffpillowwws 4 months ago 78

  • "do as i say or ill go back in time and skull fuck your ancestors Dismissed" lol

    sookendestroy1 4 months ago 3

  • What did I just watch? Because I want to watch it again.

    HerrTomtom 4 months ago 34

  • @HerrTomtom haha good one xd

    bramcorvaglia 4 months ago

  • this is epic

    

    TriniLycan 4 months ago

  • Good video but you missed tagging. Always tag bro. Tag everything, see that tank you're about to blow up? Tag it. See that plane fly over head being worthless, tag it. See that bush wookie lining up a headshot? Don't duck for cover, tag it. If your screen is not a bunch of orange triangles you are doing it wrong.

    SnixTruth 4 months ago 5

  • @SnixTruth lol

    SPAM the "Q!". Im proudly say im of the few people who do this. In fact, tip, you can also spot 1 second after dying.

    This is a problem with other games... i just automatically use the Q sometimes XP

    elchino7 4 months ago

  • "Why we give a shit enough about these stupid little computer terminals to risk our lives is behind me." LOL.

    StephenS74794 4 months ago

  • I love the background music..... So intense.

    TheMrSpringrolls 4 months ago

  • That was fucking bears

    antwanjay 4 months ago

  • batlefield sucks ass

    Pooplord007 4 months ago

  • @Pooplord007 Obviously you lack the ability to utilize your brain correctly. Proved by the fact that you spelled Battlefield wrong. Now you can go fuck yourself.

    Zenkenmaster 4 months ago

  • SIR YES SIR (5 seconds later) dead.

    zstrineofjustice 4 months ago

  • "THAT'S PUSSY SHIT [fart noise]"

    chops3690 4 months ago

  • Even my unborn son can do that shit, that's why I don't love him anymore

    The3rdCompany 4 months ago

  • holy shet

    hellheavenzzz 4 months ago

  • Who wants to join my recon only squad? We can sit on that rock and shoot at the bush that I still think looks like an enemy.

    CheeseMunchify 4 months ago

  • Too Much.. BADASSERY

    sanandreasking1 4 months ago

  • his time travel creates a paradox so he would be unable to do it just saying

    yugioh6123 4 months ago

  • I love EatMyDiction! Bears ftw!

    MrTaylorowns 4 months ago

  • 17 people are pussy bitches

    rgarcia831 4 months ago

  • Bears

    guckopradley 4 months ago

  • Love this guy. :D

    Patrone68 4 months ago

  • I'm watching all the "Back to the Future"s right now

    lDrPenguin 4 months ago

  • Ass Blasters? i wasnt aware we were in tremors 3 MUTHAFUCKA!

    sparta1n117 4 months ago

  • is this EpicMealTime?

    knightkick1 4 months ago

  • @knightkick1 waaay off

    theburningbrosonrs 4 months ago

  • MOAR!

    

    TheRamboGamer 4 months ago

  • LOL!

    mabsucksshit 4 months ago

  • lol...... only good machinima vid for a while now :)

    brtenzogibbo 4 months ago

  • Lulz

    SweHugon 4 months ago

  • hahaha fucken Diction, you are hilarious!!!!!!!! lol

    Atomik111 4 months ago

  • my second time watching one of these eps and still i say WHAT THE FUCK

    chumpmanable 4 months ago

  • That's pussy shit! Amen brother

    Apaolo247 4 months ago

  • his son: but father im sorry i cant do much inside a belly except for camping

    Him: shut the fuck up pussy i hate you

    his son: :(

    adamster12 4 months ago 38

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA

    adamster12 4 months ago

  • If I didn't no better id thought i was watching full metal jacket

    Soviet5anta 4 months ago

  • @Soviet5anta ^

    BJJDProductions 4 months ago

  • Get the tanks out lads!

    ImTheAsianGamer 4 months ago

  • Everytime I'm just about to graduate from War School, Diction adds new rules. I'm never gonna get my degree in Bears :(

    TheFastfoodJesus 4 months ago 4

  • <3 as always

    TheRealAlbino 4 months ago

  • I have a MW3 play through on my channel

    0275860aaron 4 months ago

  • you think this was funny watch this (by EatMyDiction1) /watch?v=1Fbf_tG1qN8&feature=f­eedu :D

    mylestoby2 4 months ago

  • the reson the computers are so important is becasue it has all our porn on it 

    mylestoby2 4 months ago

  • O_O

    49nitramsp 4 months ago

  • am i the only one who cried when he yelled at us wait that was all of it

    qaunptv 4 months ago

  • liked and favorited before the ad ended

    acondor14 4 months ago

  • I hate it when I'm the only one in the squad who isn't a sniper. They never come help me out, depending on if they change their load-out after some deaths, if they're still sniping, I switch teams or quit (only if there's lots of snipers on the team do I quit).

    Chotahater 4 months ago

  • @Chotahater i have never gotten into a game with more than 3 snipers on my team, much less on my squad

    IcySack 4 months ago

  • dhh9wi

    WhiteLady7thst 4 months ago

  • wat

    GoldenEye0001 4 months ago

  • You try to hard to be funny

    MasterHolland15 4 months ago

  • I fucking love this dude he can lead me to any war any day as long as he has that kinda of attitude.

    MrDullknife 4 months ago 2

  • Funny shit

    joe6panther6 4 months ago

  • Badass... I really agree with the point on snipers

    Bobopol1 4 months ago

  • THUMBS up if you felll more manly after watching this XD

    thatfanboygamer 4 months ago 2

  • im tellin my mommy he called me names and hurt my feelings

    115ZombiRedemption 4 months ago

  • THIS GUY IS MY FUCKING HERO

    TheAwsomeMartin 4 months ago 114