The Nine Planets - Uranus

[solarpits]

Joke.... What planet do gay people come from?????????? Uranus get it your anis

[alejandra40100]

this is so boring

[interoma4evr]

the thumbnail can be mistaken for a lady's butt in a thong.....

[RubberToadstools]

There is only 8 planets

[InsertNameHere297]

what does he mean visited? how could you land something on ranus? anything would get destroyed in the gas. and no, i haven't been referring to one's rear end (ass) the whole time.

[Aviatorsmith]

@InsertNameHere297 The probe went into an unstable orbit around uranus before leaving and going into deep space.

[ProJanitor]

puranus

[eiddie123]

can i put my finger on uranus

[thepaystation]

@eiddie123 lol

[tonigurl1998]

@eiddie123 HAHA....its like one of the farthest planets....we cant even get to saturn XD

[SpiritTHIRTY1]

youre pronouncing it wrong. its pronounced "yur-a-nus", not the dirty way people always say it

[jaredcastillo21]

Ur anus... LOL

[DeEiboon]

Uranus is my favorite form of birth control

[SEVENFLORES]

you can all fuck off and die soon enough with your stupid nigger joke. learn that english is not the only language in the world. you fucking hindus!

[telamonjr]

Uranus was only visited once..

Me : By a pussy? =3

[telamonjr]

Guy : uranuss is a gas planet.

Me : I thought that stuff stayed in urass

[telamonjr]

No, YOUR anus is the seventh planet.

[Weden12]

hehe anus..

[kosta1987]

YOUR ANUS!!!!!!!

[georgilo1997]

its pronoucned your an ass

[edudumlr]

Wow, i never knew my anus was the seventh planet from the sun.

Bad joke, i know, but it had to be done

[scolafu]

i wanna see Ur-Anus . l0l!

[Coolflames9998]

Ur-Anus is a gas planet xD

[gamefreak0931]

Uranus is a gas planet... lol.

[TheJasonx211]

NASA's sick visiting people anus

[blizzaroxx]

Everytime he mentioned "Uranus", i lol'd

[Benstudio13]

I laughed at every sentance. They were dirty laughs. 

[tandis97]

it didnt know my anus could do all this.

[MilesTailsPrower2008]

So let me get this straight your anus is a planet? Last time I recall it was a body attachment XDDD

[kohuded]

My anus is surely a gass planet.

[lucidaxe]

You mean to tell me NASA sent a rocket in there?

[PuniperTV]

MUST...RESIST...MAKING...ANUS JOKE... HAHAHAHAHA GAS PLANET!

[xAviuS6]

I like that planet

[HalfofHendrix]

Im sure your anus has been visited more then once......i kiid i kiid

[jesperhbk]

Your anus have only been visted once :<

[starfoxhero]

*insert overused comical joke referring to Uranus*

[TheLolcomments]

my anus orbits the sun in 84 years? then how do i fart?

[TheYac14]

how many times dose uranus fart per orbit?

[babyshanti001]

No, it's Uranus!

[ChiriConCarne]

FREAKAZOID VIDEO LED ME TO THIS VIDEO... THAT'S URANUS!

[Xommon]

@ChiriConCarne LOL!! ME TOO!! XDDD

[videocrack246]

i know someone visited my anus but it sure wasn't NASA !

[1inmotion1]

we should have uranus examed by male astronomers

[Nugwrangler]

You pronounce it Ur-a-nus - not ur-anus.

[Adeezyd]

Look!!!!  :0 It's URANUS .

[alpha2893XD]

Never knew my anus was 51,000 kilometers in diameter, tilted at 95 degrees or visited by NASA. However i did know it was a gass giant.

[Glennfalconi]

@alpha2893XD LOL. But if i'm right it's ice.

[AkiThePirate]

8 planets, damnit!

[tekkenforever82]

UR ANUS :D

[ilovefunnythings1234]

8 planets man

[jaykk85]

aww i wish they would visit uranus more,seems like a fun little place.

[babyshanti001]

Who were the dude that named this planet ...?

UrAnus ... Nice

[audveltadmuna]

@babyshanti001 some greek guys that didn't know about the english words your anus

[janbananajr2]

You dont know anything about my anus :(

[iPhyoZ]

Ur anus...

[ZukutoBTD]

It's almost like he was trying to make a laugh.

Protip: Those being serious say "Yur/Your Ah-Nuss"

[Kelly14UK]

All i keep hearing is Your Anus Your Anus Your Anus and i can't stop laughing at these comments below.

[inagartenrules]

*Generic uranus/your anus joke*

[MrBoodles]

"Uranus is only been visited once."

I couldn't help it, I cracked from laughter.

[TurboRonin83]

I'm sure Uranus was discovered with the naked eye.

[BooVII]

Uranus is huge.

[TheHHES]

i had no clue that my anus could orbit the sun.......

hehe im sorry i couldnt resist

[Evokemanep]

Uranus is HUGE!

[Evokemanep]

Uranus, BEST NAME EVER!

[StopRacismAndWar]

Where is urpenis?:O

[palatena]

my anus is far away in space? I dont get it...

[ninendowii2000]

uranus is a billion bunch of gas floating in space!

the dead guys of the past are up there lookin at us

[zipsrule]

Pluto is a KBO.

[bruceweeee]

Thank god uranus has only been visited once, no doubt by toilet paper to pick up Klingons

[zythepsarian]

WHERES KLINGONS

[RavenFinsternis]

That's Uranus!

[Rave7557]

My anus orbits the sun?

COOL!

[poopy3900]

It's Pronounced Uranus (Ure-a-nus)

[Nintendo64fan234]

@poopy3900 who cares

[Omnignosis]

Youranus is full of methane! Lol. EEEWWW! PU.

[The9mmAK47]

The sound of uranus is *fart* *fart* *FART*

[6SpAr6TAN69]

it' s not YOUR-ANUS, you M., it' s URA-NUSS, (or URINE-ASS, or whatevah), eh, I give up... shitiest name ever for a planet.

[stewuyx99]

lol uranus +gas=smeelly space its diffrent but i like the first reason beter =D

[The9mmAK47]

@stewuyx99 the moons of my anus are my balls and eyes xD

[entehrend]

they are not nine planets! they are only ate

[ikmal017]

really why give such name as 'uranus'?

[6SpAr6TAN69]

@ikmal017 really why do some people are called Dicks, Johns, Johnsons, Willies, Franks, etc...? (he, he)

[The9mmAK47]

@ikmal017 cuz its a gas planet xD

[dkproulx]

the tilts 98 degrees.

[ifiwereacowidsaymoo]

uranus was the first to be discovered with a telescope and uranus has only been visited once.

[catalog343]

ur-anus

[lior23]

its actually pronounced urinus (urine-nus)

[justaukman]

had no idea this guy knew so much about my anus . and for the record my anus has never been visited lol  .

[Redoubtable23]

NASA visited Uranus

[AquaItachi]

Alexander what?

[wiseye61]

Uranus has 27 natural known satelites

[buubuubuu123]

@wiseye61 more aliens came for cartmans ass



[Redoubtable23]

; )

[Redoubtable23]

Uranus is a gas planet

[Redoubtable23]

Uranus was the first to be disocovered

[Redoubtable23]

Uranus is pretty big.

[Redoubtable23]

Uranus doesn't get much sun because its the 7th planet from the sun.

[AngelFlazz97]

my anus

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

eight planets.... idiots

[davebianca]

The standard way to pronounce Uranus among astronomers is to put the emphasis on the first syllable "ur" and then say the second part "unus". This is the standard literary pronunciation. The more common way people have pronounced it is u-ra-nus, with the "ra" sounded like "ray".

The truth is that all the different ways of pronouncing Uranus are perfectly fine, even the way that sounds a little dirty.

[ACUTEFAILURE]

I had an argument with my girlfriend about this shit for the longest time.

[siljrath]

yet another person who mispronounces it.

someone get the teachers to google how to pronounce it right puhleeeeease!

[davebianca]

Hey siljrath, Uranus is pronounced in two ways... first is yoor-uh-nuhs and yoo-rey-nuhs, so the guy didn't mispronouce anything at all.... Ok, check your dictionary again...

[IbanezRG7321]

I love your Uranus is tilted at 95 degrees. So every time you look up in the sky, you're looking at your anus xD

[LordDogbone]

Hes callin my anus is a planet.

[battledonutt56]

Uranus is bigger than the Earth, lol

[badass8691]

ur anus....that's hilarious.

[iCelineTV]

omg, when he says facts about Uranus it's like he's talking about my anus, it makes me laugh xD

[Qulopuaa]

and yours do also orbit the sun.;-)

[XyleJKH]

he is!

[PR0Finder]

Uranus has been visited once jajaja

[jmm1233]

a lot of gas comes from uranus , lol

[everyonehatesgoogle]

uranus is a gas giant

[XxkmachoxX]

sorry I ate a lot of beans today.

[Locexcp]

My anus has MOONS?

[ZombieCobain]

The other difference is pointed out towards the end. Uranus has only been visited once by Voyager on its way to Neptune. Your anus has been visited repeatedly by a rough trick named Steve.

[Locexcp]

lol also by a stripper called Melina

[ZombieCobain]

lol, you have a good sense of humor.

[Locexcp]

thanks i love being funny

[hennke3]

Yes, and a diameter of over 51 000 kilometers.

[shuppet34]

DUDE SAY IT RIGHT!!!

[everyonehatesgoogle]

you're meant to say urine-us

[Locexcp]

thats right, but humor is needed in every day life.

otherwise we become douchebags.

[solarsystemKND]

uranus is cold because he has hypothermia

[justifiablydreamy]

Where is Uranus? I've looked everywhere. (for the stupid or unsure, this is a joke)

[dodow1234]

hey stop talking about my anus

[indrogenesis]

@dodow1234 such a gay idiot!

[olegario39]

your-anus

[BostonCelticsftw]

YOU ARE NOT PRONOUNCING IT RIGHT LOL!! it sounds like (yur-uh-nus)

[justifiablydreamy]

He is doing that on purpose to make it funnier.

[magicsamurai1]

AAAA  NNNNNN UUUUU SSSSS

[tupac4life84]

uranus is made out of gas !

[dodow1234]

I bet it is, how else we explain how we fart

[Szymek019]

@tupac4life84 i know, i occasionally let it out

[marsh1998]

my anus was vieted once

[mattgammy]

faggts

[Whisprune]

lol

uranus

[vrqo]

put a venus in uranus

[locopuyo]

Uranus is four times the size of earth.

Uranus is a gas planet.

A distinctive feature of uranus is the fact it's axis is tilted 95 degrees.

Uranus has only been visited once.

[punkelvis47]

oh no uranus is having a crap storm

[AsparagusBoB]

Uranus seems pretty similar to Myanus. Except Myanus is not made of ice, but I sure do produce a lot of gases!

*Please don't hate me, I just couldn't resist.*

[dodow1234]

Rofl, this should be the best comment of the year

[Darkrai765]

uhh it's 8 planets and Uranus's axis is really 98 degrees. just pointing stuff out.

[solarsystemKND]

uranus is sideways; that's why he's in a wheelchair and also why he's sleepy.

[JumperJannes]

Ur Anus stiks lol...

love this planet

[joh04667]

my anus is made up primarily of ices and gases?

[RJL738]

Actually Uranus is more than 4 times as wide as the Earth. It still may have a very thin layer of liquid between the core and the rest of the planet. It has 27 known moons and possibly has alot more.

[satyr72]

Uranus is just so gassy and active...It never gets old!

[coolass222]

Nasa has toured my ANUS!

[XxdothackerxX]

i lul'd

[coolass222]

HA ha

[produde2008]

me not....no just kidding they are cool.

[jiggly229]

me six

[diamondcutterandf597]

UR ANUS

[Ryeguy40]

I really like your videos on the planets...

[treemonster123]

me too

[bubblegundotcom]

me three

[CrystalMoth]

me four