Small Talk

[TheRedElephants]

Things i'd do to you...

[lexiconlover]

You look 14 but you have the wisdom of a 15 year old.

[crabula]

I don't understand the old social ettiquitte saying about ''never tell people about your dreams" or "dreams are boring" are whatever. Fuck that. dreams are interesting and give insight into your mind.

[Tihbialdunav]

@crabula , yes, but when shared with a best friend, not with the guy you met on the train. I find weather as the most boring subject. Unless it's extremely cold or terribly ho, there is absolutely no need to complain about rain, snow or even hail. It's nature, don't act like you've never seen rain before, just deal with it. But the most annoying is when total strangers ask me "how are you". That I just ignore.

[SlashVe]

Spiiiriiituual .. laughing out loud here :)

[millymollymandylove]

Now I really want a Klondike Bar....



[1PurpleOrangeGreen4]

actually i dont know any handsome actresses

[doiconfuseyou]

hayley, lowercase S's are the same upside down...

[DecentPVP]

Oh good, I thought weather was a bad topic even though we had that big fat ass Irene roll through here. However, the girl still didn't respond back to me (maybe I'll have to wait a bit).

[TheUyouWant2be]

my favorite popsickle is the largest thing i can shove up your ass!

[allinsum41]

hayley looks pretty hot in this video. just sayin:)

[613timmy]

Good thing your pretty,cuz it drags on...

[613timmy]

@613timmy your still pretty even though I don't know how utube works, good luck

[theodoramarie]

i like your hair with the pink in it more.

[flautist02]

aww cute dog

[ThePugKingdom]

@twistedtoine just stop watching her videos, you dont need to be a bully, K? like hayley said: you can assume nobody cares... cuz honestly, no one does.

[MoonInHerEyesx]

The Bermudez Triangle is EPIC.

Hayleyghoover, you are my hero.

[twistedtoine]

you are so stupid



[KohTohNeh]

Actually, I feel like all of these topics would be great for small talk. ...I mean, we DIDN'T want to talk to the old man in the first place, right? He gets what's coming to him, shooting those looking-around-but-still-looki­ng-expectantly-at-you glances.

[95briannanicole]

youre so gorgeous!! I want your eyes!! :)

[maddieee1201]

I HAVE THAT SHIRT! just saying....

[ardman911]

How does one segway in to half these topics.

[NinjaKatie95]

your eyes are amazing!

[ThereforeStand]

Being a southerner I find small talk can be pleasant when it is light and vague, but the uncomfortable ones are the ones that go in great detail of the horrors of their life covering health,finances, and relationships. These can afford to be acceptable after 3 lattes and covering what I like to call,"Elevator talk." But if in between hellos and what your boyfriend did last night in such great detail, the only thing to make it more uncomfortable would be puppets or a interruptive dance.

[Samiesmiles9]

I feel you

[georgecatay]

that's funny!!!

[pmoney467]

He was wearing a civil war cap? How freaking old was this guy?!!!

[MahaarFattal]

Man, you are so annoying.

[FelipaElizabeth]

how do you do this cute voice in the begining??

[haleyian96]

"How you're not so much religious as you are spiritual"

haha, made me giggle. :)

[Quethean]

Ew. Nickelback.

[hayleyghoover]

@Quethean Agreed.

[sarouelala]

@Quethean i was thinking the same...everyone hates them..for obviously reasons, 'course

[kimmybunbun]

@Quethean That was a lottery ticket lol

[AngelicAnimeX]

I love how old men in bookstores have pink hair.

[bestiesinabunkbed]

you look like luna lovegood a little <3

[lollipopyumness]

SPIREETUUAAAL

[futurejockey8]

Old men have pink highlights that they sneak under their hats??

[WateverWatever04]

Hey, Hayley... What would you do for a Klondike Bar? ;p

[10is4eva]

I love your old videos :)

[IHeartParamore13]

Hayley, if you want to draw an S upside-down, just draw an S right-side-up from your point of view.

[IHeartParamore13]

Hey I think we use the same deodorant! Another example of how small this world is, ehh?

[Thebatman010]

Hayley, I would like to know what you and everyone else in the world would do for a Klondike Bar, I personally would kill a drifter...Alright that may be a bit too extreme but I enjoy Klondike Bars. Also...You went to a Nickelback Concert?

[AlicetheShort]

I dont really agree with the popsicle thing. I ask a lot of people about popsicles.

[BigAndTall666]

So having the "pleasure" of becoming one year older entitles you to jump the queue and not wait your turn, don´t think so...

[jewishgirl1000]

the trees in the background look like the forest in twilight.

i feel so bad for you.

[PR3TTY224]

i counted the things, and only got 24.. :\

[jewishgirl1000]

@PR3TTY224 including friends birthdays?

[natedaug1]

Holy crap. Funny as hell.

[TheGPaladin]

I love the way you make thoughts become real

[TheFallenWind]

Good to know.

I'm going to try a few of these out next time I get caught up in Small Talk hoping it get's awkward enough to get the stranger to shut up.

Being that I am a guy, some of them... Just too funny.

[neniainas]

I actually once had a couple of minutes of small talk about my period... It wasn't nearly as painful as it sounds. :D

[TheBigBlueNargle]

I want to have your adopted children.

[HelloDeparture]

Omg! my mom has that deodorant! (number 8)

[MsArBeee]

oh hayley you have such pretty eyes!!!

[Kangakool]

I used to be able to tell which side was ovulating. Thank goodness I'm not 14 anymore.

[WayBeyondInfinity]

I have dat shirt! lol

[77XxJacquelinexX77]

oh i know how you feel with the small talk thing, i'm a cashier and its the same with ANY customer, there's always that awkward silence that makes you want to fill it up with senseless chatter.

[LiSAMARiE280]

I have that shirt(: American eaglee.

[GoodMorningMarcus]

and "S" upside is "S" :D

[tiffa85435]

Nickelback rocks!

[SuperClutz13]

:52

that's why i don't like formspring. i don't want random people knowing stuff about me

[RhianonLives]

"how you're not so much religious as you are speeritual" xD

[limeygirl714]

...you do realise...an "S" upside down...is the same as a normal "S"?

[Cadle1am]

Is that a Cairn Terrier?

[limeygirl714]

a West Highland Terrier

[LightningScarGirl]

I'm in big trouble with the dream thing.

[lholsonbake14]

I think Hayley G. Hoover has a future as a stand up comic- who knows- she may be the next Tina Fey! FUNNY!

[wautrey]

You know honey, I love how you bitch about people telling you things nobody cares about...and then you VLOG about exactly the same thing.

[TheReighLove]

I miss the constant party...

[Keevin80021]

26: where you live, 27: what kind of jewlery you perfer, 28: what your record on GTA anything is...

[JordiekinsxxReal]

"It's sort of like a constant party."

Agh, those were the days. =/

[jaemel1]

Your finger nails are always so immaculately done! :~)

[princessmia737]

Hahaha, I would actually love a conversation about popsicle flavors =P

[isyouafish]

Even though S's are the same upside down...

[Peteburnsmania]

lol!

[Kongenafgud]

Your a genius.. And you probably care about that!

Write me a massage on facebook and I will see if you are significantly approachable! muhahaha

My Name is Andreas Rusnes

[rebeccawesome]

For some reason realizing this video is six months old has made the year feel like it has gone by really fast.

[DSYFLWR6]

your eyes are soo pretty!

[emaleedrinkstea]

lmao, I'm sorry but I WOULD remember if a stranger told me what he/she would do for a klondike bar.

[ditmoms1025]

i love the bermudez triangle!

[ndpatd]

you have a cute dog and a good point!

[alieco]

Kind of sounded like you where flirting a little with an old man... Just my thoughts lol

[ellendz]

i have that shirt ! (:

[mysterytheatergeek]

Cuz every old man paints their nails pink.

[azne3434]

lol what would you do for a klondike bar?

[dancingoncars]

ew nickelback

[Angieanything]

Very amusing. I enjoyed it. Except the bit about pus. That made me cringe...

Loved it anyway... Thanks!

[MidnightMourning]

Hayley, I've just come to realize that you blink very little in your videos x]

[PhuckyMcPhuck]

how old is this crazy broad...im hoping my dirty thoughts arent pedo style

[iloveyoumore124]

i've read that book you were holding! lol

[karenlikesyou]

conversations about what you would do for a klondike bar sound pretty freaking awesome to me!

[Spubinges]

I like how your old man had hearts on his sweater!

[box787]

it's funny i clicked on this video because today is my b-day.

[daNCinSam5678]

what you would do for a klondike bar! aha love you.

[TheSellysell]

this is the most awesome vid in the world!!!!!

[MalfoysMistress08]

haha ovulating? how would anyone know which side they were ovulating in???

[gorjess273]

funny :) good stuff

[doritochic]

blah blah

[doritochic]

what the hell does that even mean

[skinny6003]

Believe me, I've mentioned a few of those in my lifetime, Hayley, ha ha. The notable ones include the high school sports record, dreams, rashes, local politics, and what I would do for a Klondike bar. Some of these are just hilariously bad things to talk about, but at the time, I guess you figure someone actually cares other than yourself, ha ha. Keep up the good work. God bless.

[thegreatcommenter]

why are you writing the word "pussy" on your stomach? are yer boyfriends too stupid to know where it is? ROFLMAO!!

[cerod1234]

you look better without pink hir like in 0:02

[elegantenigma]

I think I've committed just about every one of those...except maybe the ovulating...and the grandchildren...

[harlllequingirl]

Every good friend was once a stranger

[camilok7]

she's stopped being a yt dork!! now she's all preppy xD but her (not so recent) vids are still cool, so who cares xD

[bunnymynost]

<3<3<3

[sweetgirlll544]

haha funny

love your eyes...=))

[RiskProductionsInc]

LOL!

[reinix]

oh dear, i hate small talk.

and i love your videos =]

[hardworker424]

A few ways to avoid small talk: When they say something pause for a second then say 'Sorry, I thought you wer a hallucination.' Tell them 'The schnozberries taste like schnozberries.'

[quietnic]

"Which side is ovulating and when." I snorted. I still am snorting.

Small talk used to irritate me and then I met a particular individual who was not only good at it but made it enjoyable for anyone listening. It's an art-form I shall never master.

You are awesome, by the way!

[Tarion666]

Damn it

[bangthatdrumb]

i like u

[PratNamedEvans]

what would you do-hoo-oo, for a klondike bar!

thanks hayley.

thats stuck in my head now.

[vielhabc]

love the jazz hands at "spiritual" :]

[Selene147]

I'm more spiritual than religious...

I hope that doesn't bother people.

[x3brokenwinterx3]

really i think the whole issue is stupid i mean God is basically my life but i say im spiritual not religious because religious just makes me sound like im going to smite you if you dont believe what i do lol but i really dont honestly care and if people do then theyre stupid

so moral of the story,... dont worry about it

[ktina2009]

Ya it really does. Bacause, A : Nobody cares to hear about your spirituality and B: Nobody knows the if theres a difference or what the difference is.

[streetough]

Are you crazy?! I love hearing what people would do for Klondike bars!

[haleyblogs]

I love that book - Bermuda Triangle.

[sweftwp]

looks a bit like the chick in the big bang theory :D

[catcherofthekey]

She does kind of look like Penny!

[scargirl133]

Lol whatd you do for a kondicke bar

[DPCerberusBlaze]

You know what I would do for a Klondike bar?

Not a damn thing

I'd sell my insanely narcissistic dog for a snickers though.

[lainieinsaney]

But what if Michael Cera is in the bookstore? Then would it be okay to ask what he would do for a klondike bar?

;)

[chongaaROFL]

*spiritual* lol

[cvbcvv45]

stop being overly cocky and arrogant please.

[poisonmist13]

I could never remember my dreams.... But if I could I'm sure if I could they'd be worth more than casual small talk!

[Assassin1511]

Nice jobb babe

[ditzydancer950]

omg i always talk about my dreams....

i must b pretty retarded....

just to say ur gr8

[crabula]

@ditzydancer950 no you're not. dreams are interesting.

[purplecarrot123]

wow you two look alot alike, maybe he's your long-lost grandad haley? lol

[thisbemarian]

but what if you're is really really talented?

[Charthe1st]

I am rubbish at small talk.

Awkward silences follow me everywhere.

[purplecarrot123]

lol same

[bethhasablog]

I hate it too.

*shop scene Beth talking to friend about food*

Old lady: "Mayonaise makes me throw up."

Us: "Ummmm...that sucks."

Epic Fail!

[kaitlynwithakay]

Uuuuuuuggggggghhhh. Small talk is almost certainly my least favorite thing in the world.

By the way, are you going to Alaska? I went last summer. It's pretty fantastic.

[merowlar]

ehh. Why cant you just blurt out whatever you want?

[FluteRules]

i do that often, but its often followed by strange looks and whispers behind gloved hands. . .

if their hands are gloved

[riginalskittles]

your hair shapes your face perfectly

[BulletproofGame]

Your*

[BulletproofGame]

God.. you're eyebrows..Ugh..they're..killin­g me..slowly. I just wanna burn them

[lymphnode16]

I've got this cool plan.

How about we play a game of "ONCE UPON A MEDIEVAL STAKE feat. BulletproofGame"?

I'll bring the petrol and the matches.

You just bring yourself.

And then I was thinking - y'know:

I BURN YOUR UGLY BUTT LIKE A 13TH CENTURY MOTHERFUCKER

(Then I'll make a 'Hayley' version of 'Leave Britney Alone', where I sit in a closet - so I can send it to you in your afterlife).

What do you say?

Just me, you and stake of wood, Mr. BulletproofGame.

[BulletproofGame]

Stop trying so hard, dumbass. She's not going to check out your comments" oooh, he's defending me, i shall ask him out". Quit being an internet dork and spending your life trying to think of such pathetic insults. Now..lol, don't try to reply, because i've said what i have. Bye fag

[lymphnode16]

do you wanna go out?

i mean;

i'm a guy, you're a guy and all this fighting is making me hot

(and you're right, neither of us really have a chance with her)

so what do you say?

[animefantic282]

My doggie looks just like yours hehe

[walteriko]

Seriously, just shut the hell up. You talk too much like a goat's vagina!!!

[sevenjeg]

if amanda bynes and a young jen aniston where to some how merge she would look like u...not bad if u ask me

[presstwoplay]

you look like Amanda Bynes,...at a glance

[maryizbord]

you look like emily .

:D

[MOrendt]

"s" upside down, is still a proper "s"

[zigZAGGEDzebra]

Haha, never thought of that.

[Nopiw]

nice mustache

[lolointro1]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[lymphnode16]

I represent the cyber-fist that's going to kick your behind back to the first stage of the evolution-process, you fungus nutjob.

Hayley has no-idea how ultra-cute she is.

And then people like you come along and jab insults...

And in result; making her feel like shit.

But when the actual truth is; she couldn't be any cuter.

[Nopiw]

wow, you talk like a stalker or something...

Just look at the other 2 responses to my comment. They got that it's meant to be funny and NOT an insult. Oh and please get a hobby or something.

[Nopiw]

"NOW WE'RE STALKERS"

no, just you sound like a stalker

PS: thx for rating me down weirdo

[lymphnode16]

i didn't rate you down! what the fuck are you on about?!

sheesh

(and i'm not hayley's stalker; BUT - i can be yours *wink.wink*)

[playsafe869]

lmao!

[rigodelsa312]

i swear i just subscribed to you because your hair is pink

but yeah you seem cool also :P

[playsafe869]

your a tit then.

[thingerss]

what was that? :|

[xEmiiLoo]

your hair loooooked amazing :D

i loved it at the begining when it was behind one ear and hanging on the other-gorgeous:D

xxxxx.

[mememolly]

i love this video, hayley! you totally inspire me <3

[five2huh]

yea thats my Q to just look away and repeat quickly in my head "don't look in that direction,don't make eye contact,pretend theres something more important on ur mind but u don't want to talk to stranger about ur problems cuz that would be weird..." lol

and then theres times when i completely turn the other way and yet they seem to be under the impression that i REALLY need to hear their voice again...and again...and again...

[celerycoloredcarrots]

i enjoy those topics. i hate weather and reality tv shows D:

[brageyboy]

lol I always feel like replying "How nice... I have two yellow toothbrushes at home..." when someone tries to start some small talk with me but lol I'm too nice, instead I just let them babble on about themselves while I nod and smile. :P

[ShesSoLovely92]

Haha, I love this video :D

I think you should dye all of your hair pink, it looks soo nice :)

[HPPirates]

lol. i love the "what would you do for a klondike bar?"

love your blogs and vids :]

[towelmuppet]

I thought you were going to end it with "just think . . . what would Miley do?"

That's totally true your blog is a CONSTANT party!

[RetardedKid09]

what the fuck is a book??

[HannaarrrBananaarrr]

I really don't like small talk. :/

[allieandshmitty]

was that a cairn terrier?

[GinGerSinger123]

do u use a mac?

[CamoquinProductions]

I have the exact same butter dish!

[Katstina]

This is when I say an S looks the same upside down...

[miceylulu]

WHAT?!

[SpiderXxPirate]

Well, that wasn'y rude at all :p