The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Kacey's Mom Has Got It Goin' On [10/30/09]

[smile221]

Can anyone make me a gif of 0:44 to 0:47 please? where he rolls his mouth around, ending on the creepy eye bulge

[ToviaPicoru]

I like how "A Whole New World" plays in the background as if he thinks his Disney-like romance ideals are even possible. xD

[Termiborger]

@ToviaPicoru Nah, that shit was probably for Kacey, there was some debate between him, and the real chris-chan. It was that Kacey said that she sung one part of this song, then both Chris' claimed it was meant for them. But we all know, that it wasn't for Ian Brandon Anderson, seen above.

[SESdisciple]

That shirt screams, "The CWC abides."

[Icekat1047]

....Why the hell is "A Whole New World" from Aladdin playing in the background? O_O

[RandomCommenterful]

@Icekat1047 He sang the song in the previous video....badly...

[SESdisciple]

Shirt from Charlie Sheen's autistic clothing line.

[JensonsBeard]

Quick as a- qwka- sk- qwa- quick like that.

[Trakheed]

there probably is a girl for chris, she's probably fat, ugly, and into some weird shit, but chris will never know this girl because his expectations are way too high, as a famous man once said: "we expect more from others than we do ourselves"

[NotTooWellKnown]

After watching and reading about this guys whole life, I really wish there was something I could do. He just angers me at this point.... I would force court appointed therapy sessions, nutrition/fitness seminars, and a crappy minimum wage job on this asshole if I could. He needs some sort of social helper/life coach to get his priorities straight. I know several people with Down Syndrome working at the post office.... what is stopping Chris?

[jcrowley1985]

@NotTooWellKnown

He actually did very briefly work part time at Wendy's for about a month back in 2001. He was dismissed for scaring the customers, more specifically children in the restaurant.

[NotTooWellKnown]

@jcrowley1985

Yeah I remember that, but something that minor shouldn't even be on a resume. The truth is Chris and his mother will not be able to support themselves, most likely becoming homeless and Chris being transferred into a mental asylum or into a halfway home. Nothing short of winning the lottery will change his future

[jcrowley1985]

@NotTooWellKnown

I'm not sure how Bob's pension worked but it is possible that Barbara could possibly still collect on it as bob's beneficiary. Of course if she ever goes, then Chris is in trouble as it's rather unlikely it would be transferred to a 3rd person.

[MahBoi22]

It's people like him who make people so against anyone getting assistance. Some people genuinely need it. And actually, some mental disorders can prevent people from working. But with this guy...he's just a lazy fuck. He obviously can work..look at all the shit he does with his "comics" and his constant trolling for booty. Dude can work, he's just too fat and lazy and has a serious case of unwarranted self-importance.

[corebore13]

,_, this song is stuck in my head for the entire day. I wasn't even sure why D: now I realized it and am like >:c RAAAGE MODE

[some14u2no]

Little Mermaid?

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

@some14u2no It's Kacey's favourite song or something.

[VideoSmarts1]

@some14u2no Aladdin

[AtomicBlizzard12]

alright somebody link me to this push-ups vid.

[cartoonmarc]

AN NOW I'M IN A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU

[Calicocoon]

Autistics should be put into camps and gassed.

[didjargo]

Someone needs to take this video and splice in clips of him acting the opposite of how he says he is. Like when he says "He recently went a little crazy", cut to that clip of Chris jumping around in the dark acting like a crazed cat thing.

[ShadowIncarnate6]

"He recently went crazy"

*does a Super Sonichu Chris Chan cosplay*

[flexwheelR]

Chris' job is a stay at home son.

[444Tazer]

So he's honest and loyal. So is a dog. And dogs don't drink their own jizz.

[GinoTheSpy]

is that aladin in the background?

[didjargo]

Someone needs to take this video and splice in contradictory examples from his past videos. As soon as he said that the other Chris went a little crazy, I immediately thought of the video this Chris made of himself running around his room naked screaming nonsense.

[FFS1NICO]

30 push-ups...

[wendalboy]

i hope you allow me to stick my bent duck in your daughter

[Carnage1235]

It's a horrible combination really. Chris has the mentality of a small child like you said, but at the same time he understands that he's grown up (Grown up, I don't nor ever will consider him an adult). This combined with the fact that he thinks he's a grown up just makes things 1000 times worse on the outturn. It's like watching an 8 year old trying to imitate his father.

[Hyenajaws]

"Or uuuhhh~... if I can come up with a decision right away *snaps fingers* quick as, quick uh, quick-quick like dat" You mean as quick as it takes for you to quit stuttering like an idiot?

[Feralbreed]

He is one scary man.

[Athils]

God, that sigh is SO annoying!

[Carnage1235]

5" '10? I'm 5" '9 at 16 and this fat fuck is 28 now.

[spellbreakerko]

@Carnage1235 He's 29 now dude.

[Carnage1235]

@spellbreakerko

I know. I celebrated Christian Love Day by terrorising black children and trying to rape pretty girls. Much rejoicing.

[jballen90]

@spellbreakerko That makes me lose faith in Humanity.

[insanemagicguy]

HAVE they met in person?!

[TheGobsicle]

@insanemagicguy Pfft, no.

[MisterAlexUk]

The music creeps me out.

[videogamenostalgia]

Looks like ol' Chrissy was looking for a lil' mom-daughter action...

[MahBoi22]

FUCK!!! This ass just ruined Aladdin for me!

[rolocker]

5ft 10inches my ass.

[mrslash11]

I never understood this "I'm strong" phase. He's good at lying to everyone, even himself.

[didjargo]

@mrslash11 This strong phase was entirely influenced by Kacey who tried to get his lazy ass out of the house and exercise. Mostly his strength videos were made to impress Kacey and her father as well as intimidate Liquid Chris. Chris, never having to physically exert himself or defend himself in a fight, thinks that being able to lift a cheap office chair is impressive.

[fman40000]

"I am a strong"

yeah right chris if you where a soul reaper you wouldn't even make it into squad 4.Hell hanatro could kick your ass in a fistfight.

[DoctorBeardface]

@fman40000 Cool story, bro

[fman40000]

@DoctorBeardface yeah Im a bleach nerd.

[OverlordX2]

my childhood has been ruined i can't believe chris-chan just murdered the use of a whole new world

[3Gads]

Ian is just a bit too desperate. Just a wee bit...

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Aww dude... This song had so many good childhood memories associated with it. DX

[MyOldName]

@GreyMatter00Duh

Ian Brandon Anderson - raping your childhood, one greasy, navy covered fistfull at a time.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@MyOldName Why does he have to use a nice song? Why not use some crappy love song made in the '80s?

Oh wait. Chris-Chan. >.>

[Carnage1235]

I know about the actual Chris, and you are in NO way better then him. He's training to be a surgeon, he's a talented, funny guy who's actually making something of himself.

And guess what, HE HAS CANCER. He has cancer and he's still doing way better then he is.

[CleaveTheDragon]

@Carnage1235 Don't forget he was also an orphan, won the lottery, ran for President, successfully cultivated life on Mars...

[Carnage1235]

No dude, I'm not making that shit up, he may be for all I know, but I have faith in the guy.

Don't believe me? Look up SimplySpoons, that's Liquid's real Youtube account.

[CleaveTheDragon]

@Carnage1235 Ah okay. Guess all that troll stuff is starting to confuse me.

Plus just being normal alone elevates a person waaaaaay beyond CWC; stating something that would require actual effort to achieve is overkill.

[tbone2004]

@Carnage1235 If what you're saying is true...

DAMMIT MAN, THIS GUY NEEDS TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD! He could bag the starring role in "CWC The True Story". Hell, he could win the Academy Award for portraying Chris Chan at that point!

[CaseHa]

chris, i wouldn't bring up the push up video to a family of marines

[Ninety9Soulz]

This can't be real...

[wackyben86]

And the lies he tells keep coming. If that's his way of getting a girlfriend and to get trust from her family, he will never find true love.

[DiscoBryan]

Best part is when he talks about how quick witted his is while taking a minute to say quick.

[yourmother800]

"It's not about him, it's about me" isn't it meant to ACTUALLY be about Kacey's welfare you bigotted, greasy fucker. Meh, there isn't any point complaining, the Liquid Saga ended ages ago. Shame too, such a great saga.

[subhumanmaster]

try a different way to get a girlfriend I'm not trying to be mean but this is not it I have some of the same sort of problems just try to get to know her and take things slow

[TrustabilityLost]

And then Kacey's dad proceeded to own his perverted ass via the telephone.

Long live Kacey's hardcore dad!

[VelLucio]

Chris is such an egomaniac. Believing, as if, video game companies would know who Chris is and the "accomplishments" he has made throughout his life.

Also, not only making a dramatic removal of his glasses, but he adds background music too.

[Shavarnarak]

I did a facepalm.

Still, whenever one of you guys who RAGE at Chris feels more rage at this failure we all know as Chris Chan, remember this.

Chris will never ever get laid.

(Me I don't rage at Chris, I find him HILARIOUS!)

[Poever]

Anyway....mmyeah...mmgh...

All those damn tics he does in his speech!

[DrLinoone]

notice how he wears a brown striped shirt this time, as if he wants to look more like the real CWC.

[DasEpicUberTroll]

Hes a changed man!!! Bless his soul! Now suck my dick nigger..

[turnxitxaround]

is that beauty and the beast in the backround?

[bahamutkod]

Shit... once he gets something he thinks is clever in his head, he won't ever shut up about it.

"Five dollars for five-hundred sheets!"

"I stand five-foot, ten-inches!"

"I am strong!"

[shimsham35]

you can tell he's lying he has a mad tick going in his right hand.

[Cunnysmythe]

Nah, he's twitching when he's telling the truth, too. He thinks this whole video is honest. Chris usually telegraphs lies with his eyes. They'll dart to the side as he bullshits.

[kamekaze987]

if chris was worth a shit he would refuse kacey and tell her to go back to liquid.

but hes not and thats why he will probably end up shoving something else up his ass like with julay

but i rage so hard when he says "im honest" but thinks he stole someones girl

[AJRichardson1981]

Where's the sonichu medallion????? NOooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu

[kamekaze987]

that means hes not serious

[Cashhazard69]

2 pushups* the rest he was just humping the floor

[Gamewitzer]

Chris, women aren't trading cards.

[AJRichardson1981]

If they were, he would have a whole deck of Magikarps.

[kamekaze987]

remember he's mentally 8 so asking the parents is normal

[Vercettislugger]

Is he not wearing that stupid medallion anymore?

[kindaextraordinary]

I think he knows how idiotic it makes him look. The figurines in the back are good, though...

[feh2]

..im getting no lulz out of chris anymore..

[shinton90]

you need to put this video in context of all of his failings... then it gets funny again.

;)

[ohbobsagetpiss]

he's enjoying the attention too much for it to be amusing.

[SonichuCardCenter]

Whats that video in the backround?m *searches*

Starfox: Shadows of Lylat

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[LongchuJesus]

Hey, do you hear what's playing in the background? *hint hint*

[swampmcgee]

Why the fuck would you make a video about how you could be a mature boyfriend for your girlfriend's (most liberal sense of the word girlfriend) parents with the Aladdin soundtrack in the background?

[bealtespip123]

Don't forget all the other shit lying around.

[RubberRoss]

Ian is such a good troll.

[DoubleIntruder]

Pros: I'm 5'10. I can do 30 push-up's. I'm honest. I'm loyal. Cons: I'm a convicted stalker. I live off welfare. I am obese. I shit myself. I have poor personal hygiene. I have the mentality of a small child. I drink my own cum. I video myself having sex with blow up dolls.

[CharlieOKane]

he can't do 30 press-ups. he didnt even do one, he just sort of grinded his pelvis against the floor whilst counting until he got breathless and gave up.

[GinoTheSpy]

@DoubleIntruder you forgot manchild and chronic masturbater

[Checkmate409]

@DoubleIntruder under cons you forgot

I'm actually 5' 10" sideways

I cant do 30 pushups

Im not really honest

I'm not really loyal (just want sex)

[PAVN]

@DoubleIntruder lol Does he really shit himself? I knew all the other stuff, but I never heard any admission to the shitting of teh pants.

[MadamGeek]

@PAVN It's part of the chat transcripts and troll phone calls. He once took a photo of himself in ladies underwear, and when confronted about those garments being for ladies, he talked about himself being a straight male who wears and has many 'dirty crapped briefs'. He then admitted that he had a loose bowel issue that caused a lot of fallout. So basically, yes, he craps himself.

[Kamikitsune0]

@MadamGeek While a majority of what you said is completely true, mainly chris-chan does indeed crap his own pants..but supposedly this issue only occurred within the past few years. The unhealthy food he eats causes him to be constipated which causes buildup that will make him shit himself. He just says that he has loose bowel issues so he gets sympathy..it's his lack of fiber & water, plus greasy foods that gives him issues... and "stress" does not make you shit yourself, as chris tries to say.

[Shavarnarak]

@DoubleIntruder

And the only pro that might actually be true is that he's 5'10.

Although knowing Chris even that is probably an exaggeration and he's probably only 5'7 or so and just exaggerating it in hopes of seeming manlier.

[dylan697]

@DoubleIntruder you forgot likes to spank himself and shoving stuff up his ass

[kindaextraordinary]

0:46 . . . Just look at his face, classic.

[kindaextraordinary]

I meant 0:44

[sukingeggs1]

if only they knew the REAL reason he wants to go out with their daughter.

Chris Chan: hello. would you like to play, "eat the snake?"

He's a sicko. don't ever trust him.

[Syzydeh]

30 push ups...

ONE MAN ARMY.

[Chouji111111]

He also should have said

I like to drink my own cum and get naked and act crazy on cam. I also like to play with my little pony. I'm known for molesting my friends and ruining there lives.

XD ya thats a really good boyfriend. RUN

[DerrvilleProductions]

The greatest TROLL EVAR!! Mr Christian Weston Chandler!!!!!!

[ccjg8791]

The music in the background makes this even more scary. Why dose Chris continue to do this?

Quit trying to get a girlfriend over the internet you fat tard!!

[Zesazerty]

lol where else could he try to get one

[ccjg8791]

He could try the street corner. I'm sure there is some cumdumpster slut who would blow him for cash.

Too bad he has no money and can't pay for sex irl like normal people.

[kindaextraordinary]

Dude, look at his T.V., he probably get a fat bi-monthly check from the gov't. A waste of money, time, and oxygen if you ask me.

[EdwR1]

Goddamnit, that kind of shit pisses me off. He doesn't deserve a fucking cent of that disability money. He ISN'T FUCKING DISABLED. He's just a lazy fat fuck who doesn't want to work. I wish someone would report his ass or something, because I know receiving disability checks when you're not disabled is illegal. It's gotta be!

[BlackNoir]

I don't know if living off of welfare when you don't need it is criminal, but it (like Chris himself) is disgusting.

I don't want to start a debate, but Chris Chan (well, people like him) is a big reason why anything socialized just won't work.

[bealtespip123]

Seriously!! I mean, that money could go for someone who really does need it and Chris is just using it for the dumbest shit ever. It really pisses me off. Can't we report him?? Don't they check up on him if he really is disabled?

[ApacheMan2K]

@EdwR1 That's one reason I'm against government welfare.

[Trickishismael360]

@EdwR1 Funny things is that I'm disabled and I don't receive shit.

[JPhinfan86]

@EdwR1 I'm new to whoever this dude is but what I've been seeing is that alot of people think he's faking Asperger's. Is that about right?

[PsychoMokry]

Where have you been?

[kindaextraordinary]

The main problem is the fucking retard who diagnosed him as a high functioning autistic, and c'mon guys, do you really want that cunt-turd in your local walmart? I know I fucking don't. The moment he sees a little girl named Crystal he's snatching her, guaranteed.

[kamekaze987]

i agree he will say god-jesus told him to

[JLSTHERAT]

did you clean your room? or House???

[dykyo]

Kasey, You have more power over this fat retard than anyone else. Make him buy loads of shit for you and watch him get jailed for welfare abuse.

[DeathlyCrunch]

They can still see your pokemon cards on your wall dick-bishop.

[ALogTV]

You sit on a throne of lies, Chris-chan!

[Tails9000]

Chris is never, EVER going to have sex (or even get a girlfriend) this way.

[bealtespip123]

Yeah,while playing Aladdin in the background. How masculine.....

[MINISLASH0]

he looks like he's humping the chair

[robotdan]

Ian, nobody wants their daughter to date a rapist

[keyblading13]

argumentive

[BlackNoir]

I wonder if this is going to keep happening until he dies.

Trolls with photos of porn stars telling him he's perfect and handsome.

Did he actually meet "Kacey" in person?

[Edgemaster000]

Gotta steal to eat, gotta eat to live, tell you about it when I've got the time!

[DeoMachina]

He's just so goddamned SMUG about it which is what gets me.

[LulzIshall]

No, this isn't "neanerneanerneaner I've got you you stupid strolls, DIE", this is just the standard creepy shit he does when he thinks he's got a chance at China.

[bealtespip123]

I know,huh.....Don't worry,pal. He'll get his "comeuppance".And I DON'T mean his spoolge guzzling.

[megaflux]

Wow, no fake boobs in this video?

[Hellboy19584]

So how bout dat job chris has there? oh wait...

[Hellboy19584]

omfg... /facepalm

[Poever]

Chris Chan's been working alot lately. Y'know, with his sleazy come-ons.

[23rdpsalm]

Good luck trying to kill this guy. He just did 30 push-ups.

[thirteen3]

Is Kacey real?

[LulzIshall]

No, she is imaginary just like Ivy the blowup-OF COURSE SHE IS.

[simple11q]

oh my gawd, seriously oh my gawd.

[BlackNoir]

"Get me closer to your daughter."

OH JESUS

[DaddyWalrusguy]

*face palm*

[ClydesRevenge]

My god what a catch!

[redgalaxy4]

I've always wondered this...do you think Chris, under the right tutelage could actually become a viable member of society? Like he could lose some weight, cut his hair, get some fashion sense and learn some social skills, he could do something.

[Firthy2002]

It would take a lot of work, you've got nearly 28 years of fail to undo.

[sidittygal]

It's too late. He will always be damaged beyond repair. Blame his parents. People try to help him, but he turns them away.

[bainaka]

like her rents even look at this, and if they did they would lock there daughter up in the attic shouting

" you're not coming down till a real man asks for you" the the real chris arrives, saves her and they live.... getting off topic here

anyway, ian you suck you are not boyfriend material, christian weston chandler is, him and his full head of hair, his 12 inch ( going by what kacey has told us) and the quick thinking decision of the man behind sonichu

[fman40000]

Lol,"he recently went crazy" Look who's talking Ian. Also I lol at 2:22 "I look forward to beating you both" It's a shame he's not doing a haloween special though. That would have been funny

[jchavista89]

lol is he going for a job interview for a date?

[TauEmpier]

No parents would approve of that fat fuck.

[nowais]

Also what is all this talk about how he's seen Kacey twice in person? Is he just absolutely insane and just imagining shit? Did the trolls take him on a date

[nowais]

lol I laughed the whole way through the videp

[scttscoodoo]

Also wtf was going on at 00:45 ?

[titgobln]

why is the internet like this? why?

Chris you forgot about your lack of a job,

the fact you use tax payers money to fund your man child cave, the fact that your a complete burden on your very old parents, your a complete racest, you have a mind of a 9 year old and overall the fact that the people your talking to are not real.

[fman40000]

That's really mean! 9 year olds arent that stupid.

[scttscoodoo]

my god the failure is way too over load cant controlllll it.

[temprise]

0:45, he is on cocaine. Tsk tsk.

[NewAngel4eva]

Kacey's Mom: *closes youtube window* Well that was weird.

Kacey's Dad: And what the fuck's up with the toys in the background?

Clyde Cash: Looks like this is another job for the Pickle Man. *whips out his cell*

[mcash7]

30 whole fake push-ups.

[macintoshgermany]

Yeah, always a good first impression if you are a 27 year old sitting in a room full of toys....

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

Loyalty..yeah right. You move on faster than the fucking road runner

[posthumanfetus]

I don't know who is a better troll: Honest Chris or Kacey.

To both of you, thanks for making my mornings so fun and interesting.

[ljyong21]

His room filled with all sorts of childish junk, his pedo glasses, his god-awful clothing and so on is more than enough to make any sane parents run very, very far away, hopefully calling the police in the process.

[HinataThePup]

I really do hope her "Parents" see this and report him to the cops for solicitation.

[markevens]

closer in communication and location lol

[BlueKnightNight]

Now what, is he expecting Kacey's parents to watch this. For what I know, they might as well be unaware of how Chris is.

[MaximTrigger]

I am really starting to feel that Chris is just Trolling us now. Before I never had a doubt that he was real, but recently, it feels like he's acting, and playing up his 'character'.

[MagneticPineTree]

It always feels like he is acting, he never developed his Theory of Mind properly(a side-effect of autism). ToM indicates several social things a kid learns when (s)he is young, along with comprehending and mimicing emotions.