Ask A Ninja: 06.07.11 - Omnibus 2

[Martintoney2012]

Can a ninja survive an arrow to the knee?

[Tone202]

nija nija!!

[steele0walker]

is there ninja philosophy?

[ultimatelp1]

Can ninjas surf up a building?

[Stitches80136]

Trees for the most are chill

[ZeroXRain]

Can ninjas stop being ninjas?

[Marineman9559]

Do you ever get out of that outfit?

[Selsiuss2]

What did you think of the "Ninja Assassin" movie?

[milkscum]

i work with Roger, should i be worried?

[thalion3410]

How do you stop being a ninja?



[pocketboy7]

@thalion3410 HAHAHA. you dont stop being a ninja. Ninja stop being you.

[FireCrotch74]

@pocketboy7 No, Ninjas stop you being.

[matrixdogg]

LMAO... Ninja Ninja

[MakeshiftWings39]

sure can.

lmao.

[HELLYEAHF00]

sure can..  LMAO!!! XDD

[ThePunisher026]

Do ninjas like aliens?

[farmeraiken]

Mortal Combat is loosely based on his childhood

[MrSmashjoe]

Will you ever take a question seriously?

[KristinSpradling]

Ninja Love!

[JoaoNeto161]

eu me acho esperto : mais esperto e o mario que tira moeda do tijolo

[DanGiordanengo]

Lol, i remember watching these years ago, fucking great!

[ukwingchunstudent]

Just come across your channel. Quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen on youtube.

[MrDjJdr]

2:26 did any one else notice he didnt read mutant?

[FooKingKitty]

1 person got killed by a tree

[TheNinjashideuno]

Only 1 person to kill who gave a thumb down ........ get him Ninja... kill him...

[bobogenie]

grapple juice. that part killed me

[moocher2121]

What would happen if you had a battle with Chuck Norris?

[flamerider6]

how can a ninja hold all those weapons while they are wearing that tiny black suit?

[MegaWizman]

who do you feel about when on the deadiest worrior, when the ninja lost

[16wrigb]

do people explode sry

[16wrigb]

peeople explode when they see a ninja in the shower?

[dxmaster542542]

do ninjas shop

[TheNinjashideuno]

Where can i get a sherrycan? All the shops around my town only sell sherry in a bottle?

[mysterioso2006]

An Eli Whitney reference gets you +100 awesome points

[Wedgewick]

I've been watching you for some time now. Can you say the same?

[yourpalal1227]

SURE CAN!

[TahRahJoh]

@yourpalal1227 he shouldve said Sure i can

[MsTania66]

What is your opinion of Twilight?

[nicklemart16]

why do some ninjas wear white does that make them super ninjas

[1xun]

Do you watch ABDC? If so what do you think about Supercrew

[spongebob5927]

hi, how can I become a ninja?

[Dohbator]

How much liquor does it take to get a Ninja drunk?

[gabriel27000v]

how do ninjas deal with magic?

[Loverboy2Scratch]

Do ninjas have dreams?

[kng0kngs]

how many questions did you answar in total?

[kng0kngs]

how many questions did you answar in total?

[TheCreeperhunter]

Do ninjas have computers? If so, what do they do with them?

[lotrforeverandever]

Do Ninjas go on facebook??

[jokerclash123]

why is your grandma so awsome?

[MobFrenziedHomicide]

HOLY CRAP! That was the most EPIC tongue twister in the history of all history!

[MamaYen1]

Do ninjas plank?

[lauraisbob17]

Do Ninjas play The Sims?

[mekman4]

Do teenage ninja's have an "awkward phase?"

[Crumbleberry]

@mekman4 Thats a good question.

[Intelijince]

@mekman4 yeah, they turn into mutant turtles

[unconditionalmalice]

Will you kill the people that keep asking you if you can take on Chuck Norris? Surely you're as sick as I am of seeing the same question in EVERY SINGLE video. Seriously people get your heads out of your anuses.

[creatorofbrilliance]

do ninjas eat fast food? if so, what's their favorite place?

[darrellspivey]

How many fan questions can you answer at once with one voice?

[ILOVECHICKENANYTHING]

Paper or plastic?

[ILOVECHICKENANYTHING]

Wow how ninja of u

[ranna4eva]

What Is a Soul?

[rollstuhlwolf]

Do Ninjas listen to the music of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplenden schlitter crasscrenbon fried digger dangle dungle burstein von knacker thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kürstlich himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte eine nürnburger bratwustle gerspurten mit zweimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shönendanker kalbsfleisch mittler raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm ?

[TheNinjashideuno]

@rollstuhlwolf I just bought his album 2 days ago, I love track 7...

"Say my name" and track 13 " spell my name or die"

[PredwolfZ]

is it a bad sign if theirs a ninja palying pokemon under your bed?

[TheNinjashideuno]

How when my wife wears my Ninja suit she says she "gets a Tabi-Toe" do Ninja wifes have an extra foot on there body?



[wellguesswhatIthink]

are there real SpongeBobs in the sea?

[kgodmode177]

Do ninjas sing?

[ConyoDoom]

is Chuck Norris a Ninja

[Thestealthalchemist]

What do you think of Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed?

[Servaes22]

What is photosynthesis?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Can I kill Chuck Noris?

[TheFictionairy]

Do ninjas eat meatloaf or just try and kill it?

[bigeyespoge]

Are you a parkourist like other ninjas?

[DavidUmstattd]

Is there some sort of anti ninja that makes all kinda things come alive?

[KasperKevin]

Do ninja's have some place like Valhalla they go to, when killed by other ninjas?

[MsAssface23]

I'm a ninja like you and am being chased a lot by lots of dragorgans,rattleshrews(rattle­snakes with an extremely bad attitude) and gangdragons(those are huge black dragons who happen to like hip-hop and rap music),any tip on how to kill them so they leave me alone and not raise back from the dead and bother me again.

I'm Look forward to you answering my question soon

[Fansmeggingtastic]

What's stronger a Ninja or Chuck Norris?

[Notanerd102]

I have a question - Are there different species of ninja?

[spehizle]

Did ninjas invent finger boards?

[AdarkerShadow]

do Ninja ever get their hair cut?

[armetron]

how do ninjas eat without taking off their masks?

[armetron]

Who would you prefer to fight Chuck Norris or Saxton Hale?

[kng0kngs]

what is the total questions?

[diamondlover1231]

do u have a mustashe?

[MrStian05]

are you exited about modern warfare 3?

[2unzArt]

I never get tired of this show! You guys are doing a great job!

Question is, what is the ninjas relationship to the samurai now adays?

[13BB]

Do ninjas ever get tired on long missions? And If they do where do they sleep?

[xxChayLaidigxx]

I have a ninja infestation in my attic. What the hell do I do?

[TheNinjashideuno]

@xxChayLaidigxx i had the same problem, I tryd Ninseckt spray, ninseckticide and even got in the local church to try a ninjasism. But alas, i just put up with them.... i hardly hear them. On the plus side I sent my mother-in-law up to get xmas decorations in December and havent seen her since.

[MsRustySpoon]

are ninjas taking a shower dressed ?

[RB35MrIzuna]

Isn't Ninja Ninja, Samuel L. Jackson?

[Upspostal8945]

Are there any black ninjas?

[BlueDiamondAssassin]

Are most ninjas Asian?

[yvosaurus]

Sure can! :)

[bigfuzzydoor]

Did you guys ever get around to figuring out that whole unstoppable force vs. immovable object thing?

[ejt19320]

Can you really save 15% on your ninja insurance by switching in Ninjco?

[09jrogers]

How did you like working with the annoying orange?

[QuickSnipeingPro]

if that is storage whats in there.

[jeffereysutton]

Out of all the things you had to or wanted to kill, which took the longest to kill and why?

[LinksLilLover]

Do you weep for spagetti cat?

[thomas90247]

Have you meet a Water Ninja?

[zacharyman789]

Do ninjas enjoy fishing?

[Zachattack2490]

why do ninjas kill at all if there so powerful?

[Meman136]

Are there demon ninjas?

[TowarzyszWpierdo]

Chuck Norris is a ninja ?

[ScrubmanLowell]

How many Ninjas went to go see Kung Fu Panda 2?

[WTFiget]

What would happen to a ninja if he fell in love with his target??

[KCDCish]

How many woodchucks could a ninja chuck chuck if a ninja could chuck woodchucks??

[kamuffins]

Do ninjas ever act as bodyguards?

[981SHAWN]

When do ninjas ever sleep or do they sleep kill :0

[Catasaur]

Do ninjas have ninja exams?

[spybot5000]

What is the difference from a spy and a ninja?

[mattig89ch]

Is Steven Hawking a ninja in a really good disguise?

[wolfmaster20001]

play the video and keep pressing "2" ! it sounds like he love shels xD

[Mralec007]

More like shur-I-can!

[theblakedestroyer]

can ninjas survive a shotgun to the head then being nuked without dodging because i can

[diggarazer]

who wud win in a fight... NINJAS OR SAMURAIS??? O:

[TheNinjashideuno]

Do female muslim ninja wear birkas?

[Twilightbooklover9]

What kind of music do ninjas listen to??

[Lucky7Number]

Do female Ninja's wear thongs ?

[BoomVision]

Do ninja's ever go on dates with samurais?

[RRXVII]

LMFAO!! "NInja, Ninja!"

[AgentZombieMan]

Is Chuck norris a Ninja?

[superkoulkin]

where do Ninjas keep all of there weapons?

[Brakeheart]

@superkoulkin he just answered that with his belly, didn't he? ;D

[fighterace0]

"NINJA NINJA!"

WIN

[GrayWolfen1488]

Ninjas follow me all the time, I already smacked the crap out of one, what should I do if more come?

[smellyrubbish]

Where am I? And why are you touching my ear?

[souless757]

hahahahahaha ninja ninja!

[Sylar03]

How much stuff could a ninja crush?

[JackSquatJB]

If scientists have harnessed anti-hydrogen, and when anti matter hits its opposite they destroy each other, won't that destroy existence because of how abundant hydrogen is?!

[TKOHendo]

What does a ninja use to keep themselves awake???

Even ninjas must fight sleep...who wins the battle a ninja or the sandman???

[skullofajester]

What was your favorite thing at E3? Will you be at Comic-Con International?

[RatherBritishBird1]

How do ninjas eat creme eggs?

[TheSilverUchiha]

Are ninjas at all related to the hacker group, anonymous?

[Confuzledish]

Shurkan.

[TheParkourskater]

can u kill 1000 shirikens with a zombie?!

[alchemyrox]

do pirates get all the of the booty?

[smarte861]

Do you wear your ninja costume wherever you go?

[TheresPooOnMyShoe]

If you were in a band, FULL OF NINJAS, what would the band be called and would ever actually perform? Or would you...like a ninja?

[sheshkabab500]

do you do drugs 

[Crannigy]

How many ninjas does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Raysonx]

i thought he says "swoopa"... nort smoke bomb! that makes a lot of sense

[Keymoriah]

Who wears short shorts?

[bigmac49]

what shows do ninjas watch on their down time?

[louruiz1989]

ninja how do u eat with your mask on all the time

[gray007nl]

can you kill Chuck Norris?

[CobraAce04]

What kind of car would a Ninja drive?

[s4k1ng1f]

what will you if you meet a zombie ninja that has no teeth

[DKLNTV]

have you ever battled against a ninja squrrel

[ButtFarmerBilly]

Do ninjas prefer Firefox, or Google chrome?

[PSNcloudxxstrife]

How many ninjas does it take to kill a ninja?

[changspaman]

my friend's tshirt says

"engineer by day, ninja by night"

how scared should I be sensei ?????

[delta341]

What is the relationship between pirates and ninjas?

[predwarlord]

whats ninja squared?

[solarisgears]

How do I find the nearest ninja tool store?

[daviez16]

Can Ninjas do anything in a world where are no dark and shadows, only light and bright things?

[DeTovergieter]

Do ninjas pay bills and taxes?

[aninjaNZ]

i won a ninjas soul once, how do i use it

[EdTheBadass]

Questons:

1. Can a black ninja hide in North pole? (where everything`s white)

2. Were snakes on the plane your job?

3. Are there any popular ninja names I can name my future son?

[Snakethoot]

Do ninjas like mexican food?

[chuckfulpingnorris]

can ninjas steal a shuriken whinle in the air

[theblakedestroyer]

can ninjas steal souls from mortals and immortals

[TheWhyJoeWhy]

@theblakedestroyer That's just the start. Ninjas steal souls from souls.

[Clankio]

What gaming consoles do you have?

[bigproof24]

How much wood could a ninja chuck if a ninja could chuck wood?

[TpAcTuKa]

Does ninjas go to swim? Does they wear swimwear?

[BdrAlMr]

do ninjas carpool ?

[tahirski]

Is there a question a ninja can't answer?

[XavierBefree]

How efficient are Ninja Corgis?

[melkyrion]

What makes ninjas be ninjas?

[daveo20081]

do ninjas use guns?

[Taintedramen]

How many ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If two ninjas get married, then get divorced, who keeps the children?

[TH3N3RDftw]

Do ninjas play videogames?