One wonderful dating site you might like to try __'Tall'loving*СoM__Granted I haven't been in the online dating world in awhile but I met some really cool people and made some great relationships from that site.
Some people tell me they spend hours on facebook, and I just think, "what the fuck do you do on facebook for hours!?". What the hell is there to do on facebook anyway? Talk to people you don't know, don't like, or don't care about? What's the point of that?
@AJ14141414141414 You had an account though, and you deleted it 2011 when you heard it was cool not to have a facebook account anymore ;) Whereas I never had an account with my real name and I deleted my fake account in 2007, 5 years ago. I'm sure you even still have an account, like all the liars who pretend they don't anymore. LMAO.
facebook is okay to post videos like the ones you favorite here on youtube or pictures like a forum board, or an interesting aticle, but when people start posting updates about their life and their babies and shit, that's takin it too far. no one gives a flying fuck. i "unfriend" just about 2 people a week, at least.
@AJ14141414141414 this happens if you're a 13 year old teenager who adds every1. facebook is a great tool to keep in contact and share things with a group of ppl if u can't be with them. of course it doesn't replace human contact but if ur like me who travels away every weekend it's nice to be able to contact all those friends at the same time rather than phone one person in particular.
The title of this video and this comedy bit are perfect. You could even say youtube is like that to some degree as well since they have a "friends" option.lol. Really? I mean really? Are they really your "friend" because you talked to them hundreds of miles away for a little bit and you have never seen each others faces or hung out? If that is considered your friend I feel bad for you. I don't care if you have no friends, don't consider youtube people your friends or you will never have them.
@Auh2O so you don't use Facebook and are proud of it, yet are more than happy to have a YouTube account... Google mines more personal data than anyone... #epicnerdfail
I love how you can read the AuH2O/BoxxyFan arguement and not be able to tell for sure whether it reads top-to-bottom or the reverse. It could literally go either way. That's how ridiculous it is....
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@AuH20, Don't be a fucking douche bag!! You've got a Yotube account so I'd be as certain as I can be that you've got a Facebook account!! Stop tryin' to look like "You don't care about people leaving message's" jus' 'cause Seinfeld said "People need to feel important", Research show's that people on Facebook are more sociable in public places than people who are not!! I've a Facebook and I'm glad I do....Now come on, outsmart me!!
@BoxxyFan Yeah, keep telling yourself that while you're getting fucked up the ass by all the world's advertisers and the NSA. Meanwhile, my real friends are eons better than your pseudo-friends, you stupid little Facebook-retard.
@AuH2O Naww, someone mad that they made a fb account and no one accepted their friend requests so they got mad and deleted it? aw, poor baby. yep, the world advertisers and nsa is going to get me! do you wear a cap made out of tin foil and live in your basement with a shotgun because you think everyones going to get you? have fun dying a virgin and living with your mum. loser.
@BoxxyFan See, this is why I'm smart and you're just a pathetic little herd-following loser: I recognize FB as the privacy-invading entity that it is. FB is one of the world's most evil companies, and I'm part of what apparently soon amounts to an elite group of people who have never, ever had an account there. I am in fact blocking facebook.com in my web proxy. I don't exist on the internet, and I intend to keep it that way. Whoring yourself out in public is only for sheeple like you.
@AuH2O you dont exist on the internet? Yet you sit behind your screen and throw out harsh words such as that to someone across the web cosmos and say youre not on the net? I agree that facebook is a very compartmentalizing spectrum that holds together stagnant or meaningless relationships but drop the overly anti-establishment charade. Kindness is needed from people, not your pretentious attitude that keeps your facebookless nose from looking down on others. "this is why I'm smart..." sheesh lol
@ultraclimax that's kinda sweet :P - it's simple the seinfeld theme, which is a stretch considering it's really just a free form synth slap bass in a blues key and not a theme at all - what you need it for?
What this tells us is nothings really changed over the years...just the media on what we do it, phones to computers facebook jus happens to be one site
@MrTheRevsOffspring ya maybe eh. the amount of time it took to go completely viral is prolly the shortest of all as well. in face, i can't think of any viral jokes other than 'that's what she said" and that not even a cyber joke. are there any other viral online jokes?
Clicked the video from reddit, was not disappointed. Right on the money, and it's eerie to think just how perfectly Zuckerberg and co. hit on that human need to be recognized, "popular" and well liked. And what's even weirder is, we actually want that to be private... we don't want to "answer the phone", we just want the message.
who knew Seinfeld was so ahead of his time ha ha ha ha Now I bet he's kicking himself. DAMN, I basically thought of Facebook first... DAMN I missed out on 15 billion!!
so the phone machine's successor is facebook. even tho with a phone machine visibility is non-existent (only in thoughts), in the communication reminder genre n in general, facebook is the newer version.
@jewelrox yup. theres racism against whites too. blacks use it as child's play n it has become a synonym to strenuous inter-racial American relationships.
@mykhbh I mean that people should stop throwing the word around and stop using it as a joke. Especially on youtube. Some things really are racist and offensive to people.
lol, I remember when I was a kid, and answering machines were a new thing. I remember seeing them advertised on the TV and thinking "that's insane, my family will never be able to afford that".
And look at what we've got now, and we think of it as the most normal thing in the world. We're living in the future man, and it's awesome.
I was gonna post this on Facebook...but then I realised the people I don't care for would notice it, and imply from it that I didn't like them, and we can't have that can we?
I have often thought Facebook's most clever asset is that the designers really understand human psychology. Those little red notification balloons go straight to the reward center of the brain.
@steved8878 Such a sad and miserable life you must lead. If your brain feels rewarded from a red light on your useless little blog then you may just need to get out more.
@steved8878 Ignore that idiot crunchzor...you are exactly right. I took psychology classes in college and believe it or not facebook was a discussion during one of the lectures. The professor said, "when people see they have a message or see they have a friend request, a little thing goes off in their brain like, yay, people like me and want to talk to me" Facebook gives people what they want..the feeling that they have tons of friends and everybody likes them.
@metathus Hey, thanks for having my back, but you gotta have thick skin to be on YouTube. I wasn't worried about it. Glad to know your professor shares my view on the matter, nothing like being validated by someone in the field!
@alexmitchellbb the person who uploading this is saying that seinfeild kinda foresaw fb back in the 90s and is relating how is observations about the answering machine are similar to that of fb today. its not really that hard to understand........
@alexmitchellbb Listen to what he says..."two people hate each other and never really even want to talk, but the answering machine is like a relationship respirator keep this braindead relationship alive." Think about some of your friends on facebook, the ones you havent seen in 4 years, and will never bother even saying hi if you see them in the real world. Facebook is the respirator keeping your braindead relationship alive like the answering machine in this joke. Does that make sense?
@alexmitchellbb It isn't about Facebook. The creator of this video (chageo1185) is trying to tell us that the Answering Machine was the Facebook of the 90's.
@chageo1185 Fair enough, sorry to get all accusing. It's just so often people will rip clips from TV and put a watermark on them and say it's there to "protect there copyright". Thought a similar thing was going on here, sorry to jump to conclusions.
@MrDonMogul haha, not trying to take credit, just a pet peeve I have about videos, which no-one else seems to have as my original comment has received too many negative votes hehe. Oh well.
Amazing...now I know why we have Facebook..
AndersStangl 15 hours ago
Wow, how prophetic of a future only a decade away from then...
bgdrewsif 6 days ago
now its notifications
SANHEDRIN666 1 week ago
Wow, very very very good analogy.
0:38
It's very important for human beings to feel that they are popular and well like amongst a large group of people they don't care for.
That pretty much sums up Facebook, Twitter ect..
Cdub2k 1 week ago
@Cdub2k and high school... and fame... and life in general.....hahahah
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MrKathywii 2 weeks ago
@AJ14141414141414 I have neither and never will. What the hell do I care what people are doing on a daily basis?
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Some people tell me they spend hours on facebook, and I just think, "what the fuck do you do on facebook for hours!?". What the hell is there to do on facebook anyway? Talk to people you don't know, don't like, or don't care about? What's the point of that?
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@AJ14141414141414 I only agree with you on Twitter. What if I wanted to share the story of my life with the world?
t3hrasterbator 3 weeks ago
@AJ14141414141414 You had an account though, and you deleted it 2011 when you heard it was cool not to have a facebook account anymore ;) Whereas I never had an account with my real name and I deleted my fake account in 2007, 5 years ago. I'm sure you even still have an account, like all the liars who pretend they don't anymore. LMAO.
mandraak84 4 weeks ago
@AJ14141414141414 lol calm down. ever hear of technological advances?
artymowycz 1 month ago
So right
dflana2028 1 month ago
@CheddarBob39 GO FUCK YOURSELF,BITCH.
moneshmahtani 1 month ago
facebook is okay to post videos like the ones you favorite here on youtube or pictures like a forum board, or an interesting aticle, but when people start posting updates about their life and their babies and shit, that's takin it too far. no one gives a flying fuck. i "unfriend" just about 2 people a week, at least.
stoopiddub333 1 month ago
@AJ14141414141414 Look at how much of an individual you are.
It must be tough having to put up with all the tacitly-crazy looks when you tell others you don't have a Facebook account.
ClicheTheatre 1 month ago
@AJ14141414141414 ive deleted facebook and everything aswell. fuck this narcissistic shit.
FasterAndSlow 1 month ago
@AJ14141414141414 this happens if you're a 13 year old teenager who adds every1. facebook is a great tool to keep in contact and share things with a group of ppl if u can't be with them. of course it doesn't replace human contact but if ur like me who travels away every weekend it's nice to be able to contact all those friends at the same time rather than phone one person in particular.
Gonzaga78 1 month ago
seinfeld IS GOD
brod2man 1 month ago
@AJ14141414141414 haha i respect you
snkammar 1 month ago
@AJ14141414141414 If you don't have Facebook.....how do you know is stupid? Just wondering here....that's all :D
Tiffanyar1 1 month ago
The title of this video and this comedy bit are perfect. You could even say youtube is like that to some degree as well since they have a "friends" option.lol. Really? I mean really? Are they really your "friend" because you talked to them hundreds of miles away for a little bit and you have never seen each others faces or hung out? If that is considered your friend I feel bad for you. I don't care if you have no friends, don't consider youtube people your friends or you will never have them.
CheddarBob39 1 month ago
Wow.. Sure hit the nail.
askjiir 1 month ago
@Auh2O so you don't use Facebook and are proud of it, yet are more than happy to have a YouTube account... Google mines more personal data than anyone... #epicnerdfail
alexwilsonNC 1 month ago
because its facebook which keeps all these marginal braindead relationships alive nowadays.
pixelinho 1 month ago
Wtf how he knows facebook?
2PacLove1000 1 month ago
Hence why social networking works. In a way, it's kinda sad, but hypocritical of me to say that as I use social networks myself.
ticklebug 2 months ago
I love how you can read the AuH2O/BoxxyFan arguement and not be able to tell for sure whether it reads top-to-bottom or the reverse. It could literally go either way. That's how ridiculous it is....
narozzz 2 months ago
Very good of you to make the analogy!
ElDuorPaso 2 months ago 10
It's very important for human beings to feel that they are popular and well liked among a large group of people that we don't care for.
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MrHawSome 2 months ago
So right on the money!
Bot2Talk2 2 months ago
@AJ14141414141414 Yet you have a YT account so you can leave worthless messages. Interesting.
IAmDriverDan 2 months ago 3
Im lonely :(
goinharder57 2 months ago 2
Oh im SO sharing this on FB
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@AuH20, Don't be a fucking douche bag!! You've got a Yotube account so I'd be as certain as I can be that you've got a Facebook account!! Stop tryin' to look like "You don't care about people leaving message's" jus' 'cause Seinfeld said "People need to feel important", Research show's that people on Facebook are more sociable in public places than people who are not!! I've a Facebook and I'm glad I do....Now come on, outsmart me!!
MJPamuru20 2 months ago
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MJPamuru20 2 months ago
Couldn't have explained it any better
illricky 2 months ago
Seindfield!!!!!!!!!!!! la mejor serie de humor de la epoca jajaaj
cosmocanario1 2 months ago
I've never had a Facebook account and I never will have. I'm obviously smarter than all of you douchebags.
AuH2O 2 months ago
@AuH2O Nice try Larry Page! ;-)
sleepingdervish 2 months ago
@AuH2O You have no friends and no one will ever love you.
BoxxyFan 2 months ago
@BoxxyFan Yeah, keep telling yourself that while you're getting fucked up the ass by all the world's advertisers and the NSA. Meanwhile, my real friends are eons better than your pseudo-friends, you stupid little Facebook-retard.
AuH2O 2 months ago
@AuH2O Naww, someone mad that they made a fb account and no one accepted their friend requests so they got mad and deleted it? aw, poor baby. yep, the world advertisers and nsa is going to get me! do you wear a cap made out of tin foil and live in your basement with a shotgun because you think everyones going to get you? have fun dying a virgin and living with your mum. loser.
BoxxyFan 2 months ago
@BoxxyFan See, this is why I'm smart and you're just a pathetic little herd-following loser: I recognize FB as the privacy-invading entity that it is. FB is one of the world's most evil companies, and I'm part of what apparently soon amounts to an elite group of people who have never, ever had an account there. I am in fact blocking facebook.com in my web proxy. I don't exist on the internet, and I intend to keep it that way. Whoring yourself out in public is only for sheeple like you.
AuH2O 2 months ago 4
@AuH2O NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRD
BrusherofTeeth 2 months ago
@AuH2O THEY'RE OUT TO GET YOU BOY
jd6735 1 month ago
@AuH2O you dont exist on the internet? Yet you sit behind your screen and throw out harsh words such as that to someone across the web cosmos and say youre not on the net? I agree that facebook is a very compartmentalizing spectrum that holds together stagnant or meaningless relationships but drop the overly anti-establishment charade. Kindness is needed from people, not your pretentious attitude that keeps your facebookless nose from looking down on others. "this is why I'm smart..." sheesh lol
trynabcool 1 month ago 3
Seinfeld knew the future!
FelixSan85 2 months ago
Love Bubble Boy!
TheMytuber 2 months ago
Lunarstorm!
Shadefecator 2 months ago
I need the name of the background song, thanks in advance!
ultraclimax 2 months ago
@ultraclimax that's kinda sweet :P - it's simple the seinfeld theme, which is a stretch considering it's really just a free form synth slap bass in a blues key and not a theme at all - what you need it for?
r0tlisbrgr 2 months ago
So deep
HawksleyRush 2 months ago 2
That's definitely facebook.
mayhempk1backup1 2 months ago 2
haha. yup. i just deactivated my facebook the other day because i realized that i have no real friends.
masonhankins 2 months ago
Wow ....he called it
mrcleod 2 months ago
Facebook!
warishell3000 2 months ago
pretty exact
eddiypsilon 2 months ago
SEINFELD WE MISS YOU! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US WITH ONLY 9 SEASONS :(
7ranc3Addict 2 months ago 2
@7ranc3Addict He was offered a 10th season, but turned it down so that it wouldn't die out.
WingsofRetribution 2 months ago
Pretty genius.
JustTurnOnTheCamera 2 months ago 2
Classic jerry
dum4rs 2 months ago
Spot On
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Oh look, a Seinfeld stand-up act that didn't make me laugh, just like all the rest!
HistoryLubber 2 months ago
and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why everybody loves seinfeld
candlewhiskey 2 months ago 34
Well fucking said !!!!
cmealy2011 2 months ago
Whats the deal with face book? Im not reading a book and whose face am I supposed to be reading about
jayman662 2 months ago
Hey! It's like Facebook!
MrTROLLEO 2 months ago 2
@MrTROLLEO You fucking retard
bburns214 2 months ago
@bburns214 LOL. Bit the bait! Try harder next time, kiddo.
MrTROLLEO 2 months ago
@MrTROLLEO
A real troll doesn't tell people he's trolled them.
You're fucking shit.
danny10846 2 months ago
@danny10846 Got you mad too! BAHAHAHA
MrTROLLEO 2 months ago
@MrTROLLEO Didnt fall for any bate, i just felt like calling you retarded
bburns214 2 months ago
@MrTROLLEO you're a Genius! HOLY SHIT! FACEBOOK!
andyellison 2 months ago
Actually Kramer did with the social wall he made in the apartments.
TheSaarth 2 months ago
@TheSaarth That's right! I forgot about that.
jetson215 2 months ago
Jerry Seinfeld; Comedian, Prophet
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Not facebook. Thats just an answering machine. It's like a missed call on your cell phone...or texting
lilleyd35 2 months ago
@lilleyd35 Are you fucking stupid?
mitchofthemitch 2 months ago
never used facebook, doesn't matter still had sex
baihbalm 2 months ago
Speak for yourself Seinfeld.
campbpar 2 months ago
What this tells us is nothings really changed over the years...just the media on what we do it, phones to computers facebook jus happens to be one site
triggy1 2 months ago
Once again the jew taunts us. Facebook was planned since 90s! Wake up, you dumb sheeple!
fiveMIRrOrs 2 months ago
@fiveMIRrOrs you made me lmao.
friggincollegekid 2 months ago
what is this music?
ijoaum 2 months ago 2
@ijoaum are you retarded? this is the seinfeld music...
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@3255905 i'm not american.. I don't know seinfeld.. but thanks.
ijoaum 2 months ago
whats the deal with the whats the deal jokes, i mean come on!
shikamaruLB1991 2 months ago 58
@shikamaruLB1991 You best not be talking down seinfeld boy,
kylekhogg 2 months ago
@shikamaruLB1991 i used to make what's the deal jokes, then i took an arrow in the knee.
dirosaga 2 months ago
@dirosaga i used to make arrow to the knee jokes. but then i realized i was beating a dead horse so i let it go.
hermit507 1 month ago
@dirosaga arrow to the knee jokes had to have had the shortest lifespan of all the viral jokes.
MrTheRevsOffspring 1 month ago
@MrTheRevsOffspring ya maybe eh. the amount of time it took to go completely viral is prolly the shortest of all as well. in face, i can't think of any viral jokes other than 'that's what she said" and that not even a cyber joke. are there any other viral online jokes?
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JEWS INVENTED FACEBOOK. WE NEED TO KILL THE JEWS.
neocon70 2 months ago
Holy shit this is spot on!
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Slapppppp 2 months ago
LOL that is definitely facebook.
funktapus 2 months ago
Clicked the video from reddit, was not disappointed. Right on the money, and it's eerie to think just how perfectly Zuckerberg and co. hit on that human need to be recognized, "popular" and well liked. And what's even weirder is, we actually want that to be private... we don't want to "answer the phone", we just want the message.
yurtyybomb 2 months ago 3
I'm convinced that these subtitles are in a fake language
MrSilversilent 2 months ago
@MrSilversilent it's real.
Flaflaronio 2 months ago
@MrSilversilent
Greek is pretty real.
Palatard 2 months ago
Wow , facebook spot on.
Necrobutcher82 2 months ago
The joke was good, but my favorite part was 0:44... oh wait, where the hell did it go?
Pyronaut 2 months ago
Genius.
anarchy4sale 2 months ago
My Facebook page is just a bunch of braindead relationships.
juantrippe82 2 months ago
Facebook has replaced the answering machine!
BandakaKush 2 months ago
LOL the little red notification! OMG! WOW!
seeker6087 2 months ago
who knew Seinfeld was so ahead of his time ha ha ha ha Now I bet he's kicking himself. DAMN, I basically thought of Facebook first... DAMN I missed out on 15 billion!!
KendrasPhilosophies 2 months ago
so the phone machine's successor is facebook. even tho with a phone machine visibility is non-existent (only in thoughts), in the communication reminder genre n in general, facebook is the newer version.
nikeswool 2 months ago
Wow! What he's describing, it's.... FACEBOOK! Facebook to a T!
TheSitcomGuy 2 months ago
what's an answering machine???
lkrnpk 2 months ago
LOL. This is so like facebook!
lmbgemini 3 months ago
Jerry Seinfeld is an average comedian, and i find this to be extremely racist.
mykhbh 3 months ago
@mykhbh "RACIST"???? What ethnical or religious group is being affected here? I think it only affect morons who have Facebook and can't live with it.
Antimoron2 3 months ago
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mykhbh 3 months ago
@mykhbh ?????????
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@mykhbh Do you even know the meaning of the word racist?
lmbgemini 3 months ago
@mykhbh WTF? Racist? TrollllL!!!!!
TheImpressionnant 2 months ago
@mykhbh what?...how is this racist?
1KillaSkrilla1 2 months ago
@mykhbh stop throwing the word racist around. Word has lost all meaning these days.
jewelrox 2 months ago
@jewelrox yup. theres racism against whites too. blacks use it as child's play n it has become a synonym to strenuous inter-racial American relationships.
nikeswool 2 months ago
@jewelrox says a lot about you.
mykhbh 2 months ago
@mykhbh I mean that people should stop throwing the word around and stop using it as a joke. Especially on youtube. Some things really are racist and offensive to people.
jewelrox 2 months ago
@jewelrox I find your use of the word racist, racist
MrDevin2011 2 months ago
@mykhbh what was racist in this video?
stubs96 2 months ago
(203) Facebook
qbb01 3 months ago
Brilliant title
karenmelissa002 3 months ago
1990 were best years to live
Phunkation 3 months ago 3
lol, I remember when I was a kid, and answering machines were a new thing. I remember seeing them advertised on the TV and thinking "that's insane, my family will never be able to afford that".
And look at what we've got now, and we think of it as the most normal thing in the world. We're living in the future man, and it's awesome.
jimmyshitbags 3 months ago
nice
Tukuklan 3 months ago
Wow. Brilliant.
MrJoeySimas 3 months ago
I wonder how many of us after watching this then went to facebook! lol
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0:37: Facebook in a nutshell!
DatGuypro 3 months ago
I was gonna post this on Facebook...but then I realised the people I don't care for would notice it, and imply from it that I didn't like them, and we can't have that can we?
niriop 3 months ago
Good Goooooood He is Jew mmm Mark is also jew i think i don't know
Freemason Connection ? i don't know just am trying to connection the damm dot
arafathcoolguy 3 months ago
Facebook in a nutshell!
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Ah, the world was a much better place without Facebook.
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When I'm on a date, there is only one elimination question, and that is "Do you like Seinfeld?". This is why.
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Jerry Seinfeld just predicted facebook lol
stephen121000 3 months ago 39
@stephen121000 Are u fucking stupid?
MurdocLC 3 months ago
@stephen121000 Gee, really? It's not like that's the fucking title or anything.
1Avion1 2 months ago 86
Seinfeld predicting the future :)
teelvin 3 months ago 2
Facebook=relationship respirator
moviejohnny 4 months ago 26
@moviejohnny Facebook relationships are always on life support, their is no substance to their existence.
jaidee76 2 months ago 2
@alexmitchellbb I dont think me or anybody else is being a troll. You didnt seem like you understood so we tired to explain it. How is that trolling?
metathus 4 months ago
I have often thought Facebook's most clever asset is that the designers really understand human psychology. Those little red notification balloons go straight to the reward center of the brain.
steved8878 4 months ago 118
@steved8878 Such a sad and miserable life you must lead. If your brain feels rewarded from a red light on your useless little blog then you may just need to get out more.
crunchzor 4 months ago
@steved8878 Ignore that idiot crunchzor...you are exactly right. I took psychology classes in college and believe it or not facebook was a discussion during one of the lectures. The professor said, "when people see they have a message or see they have a friend request, a little thing goes off in their brain like, yay, people like me and want to talk to me" Facebook gives people what they want..the feeling that they have tons of friends and everybody likes them.
metathus 4 months ago
@metathus Hey, thanks for having my back, but you gotta have thick skin to be on YouTube. I wasn't worried about it. Glad to know your professor shares my view on the matter, nothing like being validated by someone in the field!
steved8878 4 months ago
@steved8878 Don't forget reddit's orangered envelopes. I think you're on to something here!
arrjayjee 2 months ago
@steved8878
I love backyard psychologists.
ajnode 2 months ago 2
holy shit
2at8er 4 months ago
He should team up with the Winklevoss's and sue for copyright lol
knottyboy20 4 months ago
@alexmitchellbb the person who uploading this is saying that seinfeild kinda foresaw fb back in the 90s and is relating how is observations about the answering machine are similar to that of fb today. its not really that hard to understand........
chocolatebear333 4 months ago
@alexmitchellbb Listen to what he says..."two people hate each other and never really even want to talk, but the answering machine is like a relationship respirator keep this braindead relationship alive." Think about some of your friends on facebook, the ones you havent seen in 4 years, and will never bother even saying hi if you see them in the real world. Facebook is the respirator keeping your braindead relationship alive like the answering machine in this joke. Does that make sense?
metathus 4 months ago 2
You people are so literal...damn relax children. Facebook is very much like what seinman is talking about. Insecurity and lonliness.
nyshoefly 4 months ago
Deep
nyshoefly 4 months ago
@alexmitchellbb It isn't about Facebook. The creator of this video (chageo1185) is trying to tell us that the Answering Machine was the Facebook of the 90's.
ktoimil 4 months ago
@alexmitchellbb Look up the word 'Analogy' in the dictionary...
jwallis71 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Can't be embedded? I guess the uploader is one of those people who thinks they own the rights to any clips they steal and upload on youtube.
EdwardJohnLeeK 4 months ago
@EdwardJohnLeeK
now you can... i didn't notice this setting man
chageo1185 4 months ago 67
@chageo1185 Fair enough, sorry to get all accusing. It's just so often people will rip clips from TV and put a watermark on them and say it's there to "protect there copyright". Thought a similar thing was going on here, sorry to jump to conclusions.
EdwardJohnLeeK 4 months ago
@EdwardJohnLeeK look whos complaining? the guy spreading video piracy by wanting to embed the stuff in his web pages :P
MrDonMogul 3 months ago
@MrDonMogul haha, not trying to take credit, just a pet peeve I have about videos, which no-one else seems to have as my original comment has received too many negative votes hehe. Oh well.
EdwardJohnLeeK 3 months ago
obesity
RunAwayFromObesity 4 months ago