Space Marines are Nerds

[redDragon424]

This is so fucking stupid you ruined this video

[redDragon424]

Someones a virgin

[conners555]

100% LOLZ

[ImperialElite666]

OMFG Thats What You Get You Prick

[CriadorDeZumbis]

I start everyday watching this.

[ChaosMugetsu]

cried laughing after the Space Marines fury

[bombadecasa]

FEARTHEEMPORERSWRATCHBURNINHOL­YFIRENOMERCYNORESPITEHAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA

[QuadfishTym]

You have no idea how much I laughed at this. And I don't know why...

[georgekostaras]

At least the chaos marines can get laid

[Imurai]

@georgekostaras oh yeah right

(first of all, their dick is as well stuck in the can [armor] as any space marine's, and second, im pretty sure it has thorns on and spikes through it... good luck finding a willing gal for that)

[georgekostaras]

@Imurai It probably does have thorns and spikes on it, but really I'm sure there are some Slaneesh followers who will fuck anything

[Imurai]

@georgekostaras the question is whether they are female and even if they are, do they have a penis they want to put in you... :)

[The1stPoster]

@Imurai Who said anything about being willing...

[RaikenXion]

Thats true, bieng nerdy just means u follow a particular thing strongly, that may not exactly b classed as mainstream.

[Nick4563880]

Hail Chaos!

[alfabusa]

@GearsBrony You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity.

[phocjame]

@alfabusa Ponies also led me here. Hail the Emperor and strike down his foes.

[GeneralMontague]

@phocjame more like heresy led you here! *BLAM*

[strykertron232]

dont fuck with them

[PuppetierMaster]

NO

[Dumlebumpen]

In Soviet Russia, nerds are Space marines.

[Lazoraz]

Why can I not stop laughing? Seriously that was the best rant ever.

[xXxgriefelementxXx]

DROP DEAD!

[Ghostrider91111]

These Dislike from these guys who made this spot

[dillondownie]

Dont worry guys, he's Just another skull for the skull throne.

[IsenseaStarcraft]

Take that non emperor believers! We may be mostly ranged weapon committed, with mostly our fists to fight in melee with, but could you imagine being hit liberally by a 500lb fist that feels like it's been coated in concrete? You've been warned.....

[HaloDrwhoSG1SGASGU]

@IsenseaStarcraft More like depleted uranium..... its denser

[YorkGod1]

This bloke needs to face the Emperor's WRATH!!!

[ThaiDutyer]

PRAISE THE EMPEROR.

[SoulEater707]

Space Marines are 4Chaners

[UEF856]

FUCK YOU!! Space Marines are awesome!

[PraetoriaxNL]

HEy... I am NERD!! Noone Ever Really Dies!!

[K3NatCSS]

6 then 7: blood raven eats a habanero pepper

[avenfalco]

aaaaajajajajajaa es la puta hostia

[ARavingLooony]

press 6 for burnyholy

press 7 for spice HARRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[Muzaror]

Press 6 for Space Marine rant

[Astartes40000]

It took me 5 times to notice the face at 0:05. I got scared when I saw it lol

[thejustin9000]

lol love it

[lordzeise]

Wow so much funnier than the original cheers :)

[BoltzHG]

pause 0:20 and play xfiles theme and look at the space marine...hes always watching

[ZverevasLT]

Burn-ye-Holeh-faya!

[JonglerLegoblob]

I like how I thought this was College Humor. And then it wasn't. :l

[1Kelvar]

Diomedes sneer. it will destroy your soul.

[TheLiam1000]

Nerds who will Destroy you!

[PaladinHero]

This, honestly, was just as funny as the original.

[therunescape1]

This is like all based off a collegehumor..

Except for ofc, the space marine part..

Untill i liked it and saw it was uploaded by Alfabusa, I TRUELY thought it was collegehumor

You are pretty damn good at this.. lol

[Arzaker]

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR

DECEASED

[adventururer]

Like a board game...or a movie..or a-HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!­!!!!!!!

[NoctumNorticus]

Space Marine...

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[EveofBattle]

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU MAKE FUN OF SPACE MARINES, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! AND THEN KILL MYSELF, SO I CAN KILL YOU IN HELL!

[shortstudios]

don't mess with the SPESS MAHREENS

[Maloparic]

@shortstudios Boreale died there...

[SandvichDAT]

Streeter got pwned by a space marine. NOW IVE SEEN IT ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[ubertuber3d]

fuck mercy and respite

[Tooglespark]

It cracked me up when the Space Marine started screaming right before the door closed XD

[WoIferus]

LOL)))

[Foxboy106]

hahahaha!

[Hedlum]

Guy had it coming.

[TheOriginalElkstone]

MY FACE IS MY-

*door slams*

[jakobboy1]

that is the coolest nerd ever

[Hypastpist]

imagine if the mormons did this

*instaconvertion*

[Lethn]

I couldn't stop laughing when the space marine showed up and started yelling :D

[sharpey92]

What i meant to say was i want it its a good ringtone

[thomasthespacemarine]

0:15

[Sonicron86]

Ah, so much fun to be had at the expense of the Emperor's finest. xD

[noobkaka567]

The cordex astarstees does not support this action. My FACE IS MY SHIELD!

[RenegadePaladin]

@noobkaka567 No! The Codex Astartes names this maneuver STEHL REHN!

[Darkakorri]

@noobkaka567 ...

[Ghostrider91111]

Diomedes is not happy

[HaydenCalhoun]

@Ghostrider91111 diomedes was a bitch in DOW 2

[dryice100]

Win

[Nagneto]

HERESY! *BLAM*

[Arthuurs11]

if that asshole is still alive send some more space marines to whoop his ass up some more

[notenufdaka]

please let ereberus "educate" this guy on chaos

[theraynor1995]

exp 4 myself: never fuck with the Space Marines, never fuck with the Space Marines, never fuck with Space Marines, instead fuck with the Sisters of Batt.... HHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH *insert gory details here*

[50033836]

@theraynor1995 Canoness: "Just try and chat me up. I dare you."

[beerasaurus]

CLOSING DOORS!? THEY HAVE CLOSING DOORS!!!! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY THEIR CLOSING DOORS MMM YES....

[DaGreatWaaagh]

is that the guy from college humor

[TheRaivaaja]

This made me lol alot.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

[TheAtomicusBomb]

Feeltheemperorswrathburnyeinho­lyfirenomercynorespiteAHHHHHHH­H

[thomasthespacemarine]

@TheAtomicusBomb thats me all the time

[TheAtomicusBomb]

@thomasthespacemarine

Thats my general warcry when i play dawn of war or tabletop :)

[thomasthespacemarine]

@TheAtomicusBomb its my ringtone now..... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA

[sharpey92]

@thomasthespacemarine I WHAT IT!

[thomasthespacemarine]

@sharpey92 u mean what

[Arachnomen]

@TheAtomicusBomb I thought he said "Old Spice" at the end. :O

[Ghostrider91111]

AAAAAAAH *dead*

[TheDemonZaraki]

space marines are very crazy XD

[oldbannanaf978]

That's what you get when you fuck with the emperor

[XxXsantajewXxX]

I fucking LMAOed

[1Stalker1]

It never gets boring.

[WOLF777dude]

When he shut the door on that marine... the scream, it was so fucking hilarious!

[giveusapie]

Wtf

[BlackTemplarSgt]

HERESY

[martoboyo]

WHAAAGH!

[graw578man]

that wuz a blood angel, they dont worship the emperor, they worship the chaos god korn...sooo,U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sargedaheavy]

@graw578man That was a Blood Raven, a splinter chapter of the Blood Ravens, who both DO worship the Emperor.

[TheBoltokPriest]

@graw578man Blood Angels are loyalist. They suffer from the Red Thirst because they can still hear their Primarch's death scream. You're thinking of World Eaters.And it's Khorne... *actually plays 40k*

[footballhead707]

@graw578man THYE STILL WORSHIP SOMEOEN DICK

[BlackTemplarSgt]

@graw578man You could hardly be more wrong.

[ihazzrecon]

0:24 HAAAA !

[Sierra026]

This is awesome.

[lukeyboy118]

HAHAHAHA

[brainlesnerd42]

This video has more views than all my uploads combined :(

but it deserves so :P

[minvydaaas454]

plz make something about diomedes

[AdamShifnal]

I actually laughed really badly at this video! Its been awhile since i have watched a Youtube video and laughed! We need more like this! :P

[JonasBrosMakeMeSick]

NOMERCYNORESPITE AAAAAAAAAAARGH

[shatterlife]

I am proud to say I ACTUALLY believe in The Emperor, and I have had great outcomes from praising Him. May The Emperor protect you.

[GeneralSturnn]

Lesson learned: DON'T piss off a Space Marine.

[LeonTheRabbit1]

lmao,good vid XD

[ZabKlamn]

It's too funny. XD

[Kajinking]

The dialog was just too perfect! Needed that laugh. Thanks!

[jackson14431]

spesh mahween

[insfree]

yeah... that guy deserved it for calling space marines nerds

[vidioinspector]

turn on snowflakes.

where tem snowflakes come from?!

[pivotmaniac10]

How come there are so many pony videos in the recommendations?

[MrMoomington]

@pivotmaniac10 Because YouTube is hell on Earth now, and I wish for SOPA to come and give YouTube it's final, mercyful strike...

[durandol]

I used to be a nerd like you, then I took a space marine to the face.

[MrMoomington]

@durandol So it's a FACE-Mahreen!

[durandol]

@MrMoomington Indeed.

[Breelik]

lol if a nerd was someone who was passionate about something then we are all nerds.

[desinteresado125]

i have no doubt ( bad grammathic ) why i suscribe your channel

[pivotmaniac10]

I watched this and the original at the same time.

GOD LIKE.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

lulzy

[gamerman717]

love it



[GeekEnglish]

oh my god this is amazing.

sub.

[notenufdaka]

lesson of today: NEVER insult annyone who's holding a gun

[lordrevan571]

can i haz a heart to *is tau*

[LiberNull777]

Made my day! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA­AAAAH"

[martoboyo]

Ya, calling a future superhuman warrior with a huuuuuuuuuuge gun in his hands a nerd is very smart indeed....

[Andreazor]

Oh I laughed so hard I spat all over my screen! Thank you!

[kennyb0y1597]

Haa bitch space marine did deserve to kill u for u not respecting him hahaha and

LONG LIVE THE EMPOROR

[InnocentEvil109]

I'm subbing just f this....u deserve it, never stop making vids...ever oh and some elder might be nice.

[ihazzrecon]

lol at end...........HAAAAA D:<

[SombreroKing100]

Did anyone else hear a steam message

[theoxtheory]

XD

[Greatdictator]

Dear sir your space marine related comedy has gotten you a new sub

[ZheubermAnce]

stop making so funny videos or else i got a heart attack of pure laughter D:

[theuberlol]

@lill2an i promise u can find worth

[kingofkilps]

that was funny at the end i laughed my head of

[lAlarikl]

Man please make more of such vids, cus im tired of watching this one. But i... can't.... stop watching... it...

[beetledwarf]

Tackled

[Wildcat425B]

And this is why you dont close the door on space marines!

[Protheans]

pressing seven makes the space marine say spice. then he yells AHHHHHHH! so from that i conclude space marines are vulnerable to spice.

[ImperialGuard9001]

Heresy can be funny sometimes!

[Nyllet1221]

this is just my kind of humor! it has made me laugh to tears like every time ive watched it lol

[sovietlesley]

@Nyllet1221 I agree :D

[DratchGarou]

Can I have a heart at the end of my reply from you too? <3

[alfabusa]

@DratchGarou Of course you can my little deepfried honey marheen <3

[SilaconYT]

@alfabusa Can this lil nid has hearts tuu? :3 Scree~<3

[alfabusa]

@SilaconYT I LOVE NIDS <3<3<33<3

[TheGreatCrow]

@alfabusa

TYRANIDS ARE AWESOME.

[flabie88]

@alfabusa Now i feel left out,where is my heart Heavy: OOOWAAA OOOWAAA!

[alfabusa]

@flabie88 Sorry, I'm almost all out of hearts! I only have this deformed one left 3<

[benfclark]

This made my day, the rest of your videos subsequently made my week, month and year.

[neoceun]

NONE WILL DENY THE EMPEROR!

[sovietlesley]

THIS IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOL AND AWSUM.. Darn your awsome :3

[YustasB]

FEELTHEEMPEROR'SWRATHBURNINTHE­HOLYFIRENOMERCYRESPITEAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAH

*5 seconds later* *flies into that guy* HHHHHHRRRRRRRRHH

[Stupidfart9876]

I FAP FOR THE EMPERAH

[GreyFox40k]

This is awesome!

Please make more like these! :D

[Blackdrama20]

Dammit! my grandfather is sleeping in my room .. I try to be quiet .. found this video ..and burst out laughing!

[MadmanThePunisher]

Boardgames?! MOVIES?! HERESY! RAAAAAGH!

[smudgethekat]

Oh my god. Quite possibly the funniest video I have ever seen :D

[nukeboy1994]

I hope you like my subscription alfabusa, you've fucking earned it

[matejdurosi123]

the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH is just so awesome :D

[TheCoughingCore]

funny



[orkkilla5589]

Technically yes, since space marines suck in an average conversation, and all they do is FILL EVERYTHING WITH BOLTER SHELLS AND PLASMA!!!

[Rototornik]

@orkkilla5589 and chop it with chainswords just in case. 40k for the win!

[mythrilmecha]

DAMN RIGHT YOU GOTTA FEAR TEH EMPEROR'S WRATH!

[Tarik360]

dat Diomedes face.

[ThePrayingMantis08]

DIOMETES!

[MerchManDan]

Hi!! Have you heard the good news? MY ARMOUR IS CONTEMPT. MY SHIELD IS DISGUST. MY SWORD IS HATRED. IN THE EMPERORSNAMELETNONESURVI-*slam­*