I'M NOT DRUNK: The Game

[ohdamitscam]

lol Belligerent Rampage...

[DeckDogs4Life]

I lost the game...

[scorpidable]

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ pedo bear was here

[maria9625]

Hahahahahaha if I were a girl I will date you bro hahaha and he is gone hahahaha

[Einvestigator96]

I LOLED at reverse psychology

[holycowanimations]

this is like mine craft except kinda an 8 bit flare and drinking to it.

[TheKlassikKiller]

ohh and that mario vid came up too so i got that back too

[TheKlassikKiller]

i remembered this vid from a year or two ago and now i watched it again

[fuaghsgsdgst]

I hate I'm not drunk the game.

[ultimatrix10000000]

I wanna play it! I love decision making games!

[smartacus88]

if my ex-girlfriend tried to tell me shit i'd beat the bitch with an empty beer bottle too.........

[Benzilla089]

best. game. ever.

[ricardofp27]

where i can download this game?

[Akercocke87]

I remember this game!

[IdoBar101]

its look like minecraft and pokemon

[schefdeh5]

this is soooo awesome man

[TheGreatCurator]

Perhaps one of the best vids on the tube lol

[NightGamesFIN]

I want that game!!!

[dwkcamman611]

HILARIOUS!!!

[mrweeninja]

lol



[davidevgen]

ha ha this looks like those sega cd video games XD

[Toocoolforskool95]

i wish this was a real game lol

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

@FrostGibbon They actually are from a Mega Man game. Just one of the NES titles.

[MrMan4020]

@P0YKPAC You all are EPIC. I tell everyone who asks for something funny to check y'all out. I would like to know: if I want to become a comedian, is there any specific college courses that I should take, and what advice do you have in the meantime (I'm in 9th grade)? PLEASE respond, I don't have much time before I have to start preparing for the tests (I want to get into NYU by the way) and I'm trying to know what I should do if I want to be a comedian. Thanks!!!

[RAINZDOGG]

I want this fucking game!

[apatosaurio15]

i want to play this

P.S:i am not drunk

[Roksonixx]

i just lost the game because of this video's title

[PsychioHaiko]

@Roksonixx i was thinking exactly the same

[uschizymek]

hahahah

hov many beers? two!

you Win! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[liamwharfe]

oh god they have jb ads now.. we're screwed..

[Mtspeakline]

0:08 full song. now.

[Nokturn6]

It reminds me of Police Quest games.

[lusifer69]

AHAHAH "BELLIGERENT RAMABAGE!!!!"

[TheRobertHP]

ex-girlfriend is hot

[supermarioshockgames]

2 plr mode now

[ujiklman20]

why does everybody use megaman sounds for there 8-bit videos

[LightHeartBalloons]

PoykPac, When will we see new videos? I love you =D

[wireman1990]

How appropriate that Cracked posts this on my 21st birthday

[dmeskouris]

hahaha love this... SUBSCRIBE me for SKETCH comedy videos please...

[tntparanoia]

the ex girlfriend sounds exactly like my ex girlfriend

[Analecria]

I had to laugh, advertisement prior to the video was a bud light commercial.

[nutzu2220]

FUCKING ADS!

[timd0dd77]

I totally reposted this on the FB with love!

[P0YKPAC]

@timd0dd77 <3

[EuroUploadChannel]

@P0YKPAC i want this game :D

[AtheistMyLife]

@timd0dd77 same here :)

[MrD4NG3R007]

hi gues look videwo me :(

[mazeman90]

But in dog beers I've only had one!

[MegaJosh95]

In good old Soviet russia: alcohol drinks you!

[Marixpress2]

Brilliant!!

[Energiix]

Pas mal !

[Ruubyea]

2:18 Nigga stole ur car!!!

[mrjonny420x]

If you were a chick, i'd totally date you bro

[dunterd]

Well, William S. Sessions has clearly never heard of Charlie Sheen.

[113Camper]

shit not a game

[holycowgames]

holycowgames (dot) com

[LegerdaryGoldenFail]

Now I lost the game...

[ChoclatexLesbians]

ah, that would explain it thanks man,arcade gaming has never been a big thing in ireland so i doubt that screen appeared over here at any stage

[ChoclatexLesbians]

scott pilgrim reference :)

[P0YKPAC]

@ChoclatexLesbians This video came out before Scott Pilgrim did... which reference do you mean?

[ChoclatexLesbians]

@P0YKPAC oh, maybe its a common joke or something, you know where it said winners dont do drugs? its referenced in the video game as winners dont eat meat, a joke about vegans thinking their better than everyone else.

[KeseArcade1p]

@ChoclatexLesbians Winners don't use drugs was a screen that appeared in a boatload of arcade games in the late 80s and early 90s. That's where the scott pilgrim joke originates. Almost everything about that game is a parody of old video games from that era. The items you buy the way certain levels look, even that drum beat loop when you pause is a reference to the old Battletoads game on NES.

[healie]

@KeseArcade1p Battletoads was the shit.

[KeseArcade1p]

@healie Yes it was

[CHARLIESHEENMUSTDIE]

@P0YKPAC THE GRAPHIC NOVELS CAME OUT BEFORE THIS. :P

[P0YKPAC]

@CHARLIESHEENMUSTDIE Ok.... but then what's the reference?

[CHARLIESHEENMUSTDIE]

@P0YKPAC IDK. Maybe the pixelated art or somethin' ask @CholatexLesbians

[P0YKPAC]

@CHARLIESHEENMUSTDIE If that's the case, then literally anything inspired by 8-bit video games is now a reference to Scott Pilgrim

[kyebean]

@ChoclatexLesbians Scott Pilgrim can felate my ballsack, I know he'd like it.

[Golgothax]

-Winners don't use drugs

-I'm losing the game

Therefore-> I am using drugs

[DUJETO]

this is amazing. Killing it!

[powerpcmac]

Someone who can make games make this into a game. You can't even say it would be a bad game, because it wouldn't. Do it. Now.

[IBezimeniI]

Great stuff! Btw where is the music used in it from? I loved it, especially the 3rd theme.

[pokemonmaster666able]

at the end it says winners dont use drugs......but charlie sheens a winner........and he uses drugs.........BELLIGERENT RAMPAGE

[MrJustletmeseeit]

whoever votes this down has no sense of humor or never played old games, this is hilarious

[KuratosuYT]

i just lost

[Pennerfarmer]

SHITT!!!!!!!! xD

[Prince1000able]

wtf is this?? the game of 1600 year? dude you must play at least call of duty 4!!

[pongboy1100]

@Prince1000able SHUT UP! You should have respect for retro graffix! are you one of those assholes that thing modern warfare 2 is the greatest game of all time!?!?! Let me tell you something! back in the 80's there came a videogame crash, this was a time that EVERYONE stoped playing videogames! And then Nintendo came with the NES (which had a bit of grafficks and sounds effects like this movie) and everyone started playing videogames again!

So thanks for nitnendo we have games like CoD!!!

[Prince1000able]

@Prince1000able at the matter of fact i love cod 2.... so go play your super mario and bubble-shot

[davidealessio]

whats the music in the end? T_T

[azmat4169]

no you do it... you give me your keys.. belligerent rampage.. gold

[marknewman49]

Please make a Two Player version!

That would be amazing :D

[erevofreak96]

todd looks like a woman

[TheJaniebear]

I play this game every weekend. And most weekdays. my life sucks.

[BeverlyHillsCopAxelF]

Why isn't this on NewGrounds already!

[P0YKPAC]

@BeverlyHillsCopAxelF You tell us!

[reinnerful]

Whats that music in the end ?

[xeonaphobe]

@reinnerful I'd love to know too! Also are the chiptunes in the video original compositions?

[OmagaMinion]

Ihanks Ive been playing that game for weeks I almost gave up.

[dudeman600]

I just lost the game.

[Mohammed8778]

@dudeman600 same

[elmec100]

Que estupides x favor ...

[oscarsanders07]

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS GAME!!!!!!!

[karatekid768]

Awww... We couldn't play!

[Insomi]

this fuckin rocks

[PrimericanIdol]

248 drunk fucks saw this video

[knotightul]

nigga stole my car.

[elen900]

I just lost the game and kratos8502 can't spell.

[kratos8502]

faget



[yettameter]

nice!!

[Sonic321131]

where is that game at website??

[MrIDespicable]

is this a real game??

[vanchai1]

i always win

[qsdf38100]

MOAR

[umm432]

the talking sound tripped me out

[Anonymou7]

lol.

[Richyhello]

lol, great.

[maniSTMK00]

great!!!!! greets from austria

[Jas0nM5]

re upload?

[Jas0nM5]

@Jas0nM5 oh nvm just one of my subz liked it and i thought it was new vid

[VivaLaLyssa96]

Some guy is probably buying decoy keys right now.

[mrsimme20]

god im drunk right now .....

[killeradg1]

@mrsimme20 if u were drunk u wouldnt be able to type this!

[Flexxosheen20]

i wanna play the keg party level damn!

[rhysdevil2]

how do you make this?

[tylerbing11]

winners don't do drugs losers do

[animalforestboy]

LOL!

:)

[TeTrisCheata]

When is the Release of this Game? :DD

[larrysg1]

I would play this

[takatamisudu]

わお　すごすぎる！

[AnimegamerMaximum]

LMAO!! I wonder how the other locations are?

[akosianoano]

hahaha is like 3d game ahahaha pixel change hahaha

[kfrancis09]

Best thing I've seen on Youtube

[stergild]

acess shakira leonina

[sparklepicnic]

I couldn't stop watching. I had to know what the next batch of options would be.

Also, way to mess with format. Very clever/great.

[pingpongpung]

FUCK UNSKIPPABLE ADS!!!!!

[MrMariokid1]

who new u could drink get court then still drive

[Vinderack]

@JoranTheMan Remember the old stars rating system?

I think the likes system is great, but they should've ADDED it to the stars rating system, not replaced it.

We miss old YouTube (asides from the resolution options in my opinion) and hate WMG and VEVO! BOOO!

[moogiedooboo25]

AWESOME! rarely see original stuff on youtube, this rocked like cock

[radiantDF]

wow! great concept!

[Zachmanable]

please make a video of 2player

[junkyturd]

Nintendo days woohoo!

[solargesture]

this is awesome!

[super58173]

Shit. I would SO play this game.

[667sandman667]

don't drink and drive

smoke pot and fly !

[AntiPop4Ever]

it looks more like "i'm not stoned: the game" "DD

[TheKingOfNoobs101]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[thiagosanka]

chato

[TaurenVIP]

I WANT IT

[KnightSpirit101]

Haha, I would choose violence each time!

[MrBays666]

Fail so funny. [IIIIII] 10q/.....

[zerocool0000000000]

I would play that game...

[AuzzieBoredguy]

@zerocool0000000000 who wouldnt play that game -Nerd in the back playing world of warcraft- I woulnt

*snort*

[Kidrawk100]

lol

[mariovania1982]

10/10

[Adept1905]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[moonpig310]

lol why does your guy look like a wasted version of jim carey

[PoiGhost]

winners dont use drugs ... how true ... shit i breathed and had a coffee and some sugar shit everything can be a drug it always depends on the person that takes a substance and the dosage but driving + drugs that make you high are no good combination anyways.

[MaryIsBoredAgain]

2 minutes and 40 seconds of my life wasted

[JMAFIOSOS]

@MaryIsBoredAgain I think you've wasted more than that, your entire life prob??? LOL Punk

[chtibiscuit69000]

PIXEL C EST FAIS MAL AU YEUX -_-

[356Skull]

zxddxddd

[DashfordMedia]

Eyes on the pen....hilarious...

best video so far for me..makes me think of crazy uncle Steve

[Papaconstantopoulos]

Lol epic retro game

[mayito110]

chupame el pito mario

[SpartanUnDead]

@mayito110 ¿Que carajo...?

[derpwaffleballs]

LOL

[POWned911]

does this game exist? if it is, i wanna have it! XD

[durkajerk]

hahaha i love the noise it makes when he speaks to that chick lolol whata awesome game

[ohdamitscam]

couldnt help but laugh at this whole thing it was hilarious XD

[AcidLegit]

i thought this was the game the rapper it showed in the side bar of one of his songs dang

[dienneish2436]

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