The Cracker Challenge & New Zealand Accents

[MathsMM]

Sort your shit out! (8)

[Rogermiler]

Fucking awesome!!

[Dadevilkilla]

Dear Matt, I was recently challenged to a duel to the death over this girl i like. Any tips?

[awaak]

Legend, you do our country honour!

[stefstuf2]

We don't have 'saltine' crackers in NZ. I don't even know what a saltine cracker is.

[elektrobank55]

Those looked like some enormous saltine crackers

[Eigenfrequenz]

I can't hear no difference between the American and New Zealand accent in this song oO

Why don't you try singing with other accents? German, Indian, Japanese, French?

-Eigenfrequenz

[iopichio]

Dear Matt

Will you marry me?

Thanks for your attention.

Iopichio.

[Edey1995]

Dear Matt,

I was wondering if you could make a short montage about the 5 guys you would most likely turn gay for, to the tune of yourself singing 'you sexy thing' by hot chocolate.

All the best, Tamara.

also, my name is pronounced (tam-ra) not (ta-mar-ra).

[coren1]

Dear Matt, I like these videos but the question of the week glass breaking is pretty annoying. Can you please go back to the question of the week song?

~Coren

[ethanjaycock062]

Dear Matt

Where do you get your ideas from?

[Brodycubs]

Dear Matt,

How do I get a girl that I like to actually talk to me again after I pissed her off?

[majiktheclown2]

Dear Matt

I just took 17 hits of acid and now I feel like I'm turning into a cup of orange juice.

What should I do?

Yours,

Patrick

[TheJMunday]

Dear Matt,

You are awesome. Did you always know that? Like, were you born with awesomeness inside you, or did you learn it? If possible, I would like to learn this awesomeness. Keep up the awesomeness.

[GuardsUnseen]

You used the wrong crackers!! youre supposed to use saltines

theyre smaller

[WuvNu1]

Dear Matt,

I want to change my first name because obviously I don't like it, but my parents said they would disown me if I change any part of my name. Should I just change my name without caring about me not being their child anymore or should I respect their wishes.

[rupture1212]

Both of the accents sounded good singing.

[AwaitingCombat]

Dear Matt.

I have a sneaking suspicion that my friend might be raping my cat. My cat is constantly sniffing its own ass...and licking it....

How do I approach my friend to ask him if he has been raping my cat?

--Blake in Tennessee

[MrAndyZero]

Hey Matt this is a serious question, I have noticed that you are a great singer is there any warm ups that you can show me so that I can improve my singing?Please help .

-Thanks, Andy

[conkerboy700]

That's funny, I sing in an English accent.

[buffy4342]

that dosent sound new zealand at all get it right

[Rorycopter]

Dear Matt,

I recently realized that I don't have all that many friends. Do you have a lot of friends? If so, how do I make more friends? If not, how would you go about making more friends?

-Rory

[bloodwolfjackel]

Dear Matt, i fear i was bitten by a homosexual man last night.. does this mean ill turn gay everytime i hear a justin bieber song? if so what will end this curse?

[kmlpredator90]

Dear Matt,

How do I sort my own shit out when for some odd reason it doesn't want to be sorted? Sincerely, Keelan

[AcidIsYourFriend]

Dear Matt,

When I see you or your videos my ass cheeks instantly burst into flames. Do you know any homemade remedies for this? Because I love your videos, but y'know...the burning ass cheek thing gets on my nerves.

Thanks,

AcidIsYourFriend

[elkauppila]

Dear Matt, if you were to choose a weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse what would it be and why?

[clintallen123]

Matt Mullholland, you are clever but not condescending, witty but not overbearing, and wacky but not juvenile. You may be the perfect comedian. I'm not joking.

[PuppetsMindable]

was he being a krabby at the end? O.O

[seriouskano2]

Dear Matt,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Arousing regards,

Sven from the North Star

[ZephyrShez]

@seriouskano2 ...whut?

[drworm420]

can you cover any silverchair song please? pretty please?

[jackmarsh1717]

Dear Matt,

I suspect that tough guys are trying to put rohypnol in my drink at the bar so they can have their way with my unconcious body. What do you think is the best object I can find in a bar to beat them with?

Love, Jack

[williamdude1]

Dear Matt,

What video editing programs do you use?

It seems like you've been using Adobe Premiere Pro for all your videos, but this one seems different.

Regards, williamdude1

[TheLocifing]

Dear Matt.

Star Wars or Star trek?

[MikeTehV]

only flight of the conchords can pull off singing in a kiwi accent

[yodasodaskoda]

Oh well, at least you are having a go...did somebody suggest drama when you were at school to help develop your self esteem...poor thing...I will say an extra prayer for you and obviously for your family too...

[youngrobbo1]

nice krabby impression at the end :P

[lucifersloofa]

Have you tried eating the soggy Sao?

[megstah108]

Dear Matt, if yesterday wuz Thursday Thursday today it is Friday Friday why is rebecca black so excited?

[Koolikoo]

where is the comment question of the day?? I am not amused



[cw71017]

Am I the only one who High fived my screen at 2:02 ? xD

That was the greatest internet high five ever..

[TheFrameHunters]

it sounded the same

[Monkies95]

Hey matt, i like your idea on how a neutral singing voice on songs make them more accessible to other regions. And when you sung with a new Zealand accent, it wasnt to bad, therefore i think you should do a Karnivool song like Lifelike of Goliath (i dont know if you do requests, sorry if you dont) :)

[TheKaotikKannibal]

Dear Matt,

I love cinnamon but I cannot bring myself to eat a whole tablespoon of the stuff, surely the flavour is too intense? Could you please tell me how nice it is?

Sort my shit out.

[buttonNZ]

The longest drink in town.... dead giveaway.

[laurenb1430]

Dear Matt,

My boyfriend always tries to take off my socks. I have questionned him over this and he promises that it is no fetish. I would appreciate it if he left my socks because i love socks. I even love them when they're the poo present at christmas. help me and my socks to stay safe.

louxx

[tostrye]

You can't spell happiness without penis.



[JamJesterJ]

Dear Matt,

There's this annoying bitch/slut at my college and I just wanna backhand her. She acts like she owns the place but the backside of my hand thinks different. What should I do?

[Pie42795]

Dear Matt

Why do you have so little views?... Justin Bieber's "Baby" video has 223,000,000, or something like that, but this awesome video only has 2,308... Do people just have really bad taste?  Please sort this out!

-Ben Dover

[wheresmysanity]

Yeah! New Zealand water crackers!

[abandonnez]

Reupload? I think so.

[xXMrPyroXx]

Dear Matt,

Thanks to brilliant junk arrangement, I have a reputation of having a large penis. How do I handle this?

Cheers, MrPyro

[DavidADeVries]

@xXMrPyroXx I have that same problem.

[kriszium]

Dear Matt

How did your head grow back after we saw it explode? Are you related to the Alien guy, from Man in Black?

Keep it up, you know how to make shit into awesome shit. (subbed)

Chris.

[Mike14brown]

Dear matt

I gave my cat some magic poof and its norw bleeding ferociously out of its anus.

What do i do.

Yours mike.

[willtkaczuk]

cracker shit lol

[ticonderoga123]

Dear Matt,

Why aren't we best friends?

Sincerely,

[ticonderoga123]

FINALLY!!!

[bwahb1kenob]

Dear Matt,

Have you ever had one of those awesome Ghost poops? Where you take a shit and you wipe and theres nothing there? Totally awesome amirite? Being that you are all knowing how does someone achieve Ghost Poops on a regular basis?

Thanks bruh.

[moggisan]

i like these vids, but i'm not a big fan of the quick cut stuff that every other youtuber seems to do now.

[baseballplayr339]

girlfriend stole his kidney! sudden nostalgia back to Lost...

except that was father and son. now I think of it. yeah. hm.

go Lost!

[MrMainman05]

dear matt have you seen any of the filming of the new hobit movie or earlier the lord of the rings movies?

[RexCarlos]

Dear Matt,

What came first the chicken or hugh hefner?

Alpha Kennybody

[123lith123]

yeah im agree with nkennyish it is big.. so lets put that u eat like 4.. lol..

[abahamaca]

WTF? No video comment of the week? That's why I put up with the rest of the show!

[JeremyCrann]

0:48 Damnit

[MrIDFC]

Dear Matt,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[CliffThaRiff]

Dear Matt

I've noticed that your voice is quite low, but whenever you sing, you seem to reach ranges that are far out of most alto ranges. Did you train your voice to do that or did God just bless you with the voice box of pure amazing?

Cliff - Indian Territory, USA

[supersonicfan13]

Dear Matt

If i question a question does that make my question an answer?

Rob

[dansdonkey]

Is it wrong that my fourth testicle is bigger than my second but not as big as one, three and five?

[GeorgePatrickStokes]

Dear Matt

How many relationships have you gone through? And how many went well?

George - ireland

[Pantstrovich]

Dear Matt,

If I eat you, will I gain your powers?

[np101np101]

im sorry matt, but im definitly gonna go with the kiwi accent all the way, it reminds of me of good times with my mates singing at school

[Billywhizz635]

Surely a neutral accent is British Recieved Pronounciation? Yes, the general singing accent in the world is American, but a neutral speaking accent is RP, surely?

[TheUTFilmCommittee]

Dear Matt,

If I write a question that relies entirely on a mature premise, such as sex, drugs, or sexual body parts, does it stand a much better chance than a question involving a clever or satirical quip about politics?

Thanks!

[darkknightstudios88]

Thanks for answering my question mate, I feel like I have a better educashun because of you.

DKS, AKA Ryan.

[JackyYena]

Dear Matt,

I'm a male to female transsexual, and I have a rather large penis, what should I do?

[Arkitable]

Dear Matt,

How can I download porn off the Internet?

Love,

[TeenageProgrammer]

Dear Matt,

What's that jazz tune you use at the end of your videos?

[laughwhore47]

Dear Matt, is it wierd if I get aroused by watching monkeys go poo?

[Razeiel]

I like that you don't do the "Like for songs about penises" annotation or some such equivalent crap. You wait till the video is done and use the word please. In thanks, I've done two of your three requests. :3

[Katsumato0]

penis

[gml4]

Either those were over sized saltines, or Matt is a the size of a small child. Great work Matt!

[themach069]

Dear Matt,

YES!!! ITS FINALLY BACK! Anyways, my girlfriend broke up with me a few days ago, and the day after that my parents grounded me, what i really want to ask is do you think i should buy new a toothbrush? my current one is becoming frayed, but im not sure i want to ship out that kind of money for a new one.

Thanks

[MsItalove]

Dear Matt, Will you marry me?

[MsItalove]

You would've just ate like 3 or all of em at once.. is that allowed?

[MsItalove]

@MsItalove ... crap... should've...

[MrShadowdeth]

Dear Matt,

You have a very cool name in the sense that if you become world famous, it sounds good to say. My name on the other hand is boring and straight forward. As an example: Joe Satriani = cool! My Name = lame and boring :'(

What can I do to make my name more interesting like yours?

Sincerely, Bland Name Man

[SolumDementia]

Dear Matt,

My boyfriend just told me that when I asked him out, he only said yes to get back at his ex for dumping him, then he said that during the second week of going out though he actual started liking me. What do I do when I know he was faking it half the time we've been dating????

[SweeetPea95]

I found you in the school yearbook! :D In 2006...

[Speedpwns]

Dear Matt,  I was in one of your previous episodes, where I asked for your sexy voice. Do you think maybe you can do it again, because I am short on women and I need something better than porn, and that just happens to be your voice.

For ever a fan,

Speedpwns

P.S. Fucking amazing multi-tracks on those movies!

[PineapplePants360]

Cool vid

[pineapple2048]

Dear Matt,

I see you're on Google+ now, and I have to ask, why? What makes it better than Facebook?

Hope you don't die in a helicopter accident,

PCW

[MikeOShay]

Hey Bradley, what's with all the fucking shit? Seriously.

[ROFLpwnedvideos]

I think you get a redo on the cracker challenge.

I think it's American saltine crackers, which are like 2 inches x 2 inches. Your crackers seemed much bigger...so you kinda screwed yourself.

[ROFLpwnedvideos]

Neutral accent wins.

[DaiZetsubouDan]

I'm guessing you watch Video CoPilot

[tiesonthewall]

I have never seen a person have someone have so much trouble eating a cracker..

[wburton16]

Dear Matt,

WTF, Bro? WTF?

[TheStann]

Those crackers are huge!

[MDMesser001]

Yeah, our Saltine crackers are like, 2" X 2". So you'd probably get more of them eaten... bring S.Y.S.O. to the USA to give it a try!

[wanapiss]

Dear Matt,

If I were to die but not really die would i be alive or would i still be dead?

[ironlionkalo]

so is an american accent the standard to which all of accents are compared?

[AaronFeitelberg]

Dear Matt,

I've discovered a way to live forever. Should I release it to the public? Should I even use it on myself. It's tempting, but I know there are some deep philosophical issues with eternal life. Hit me back!

[nkennyish]

Those crackers are like 2x ass big as ones in America...

[abahamaca]

@nkennyish - That's what she said...

[iamantony1]

@nkennyish

They're smaller than the ones in the UK

[TiminPhoenix]

@nkennyish It's due to the Atomic Bomb tests in that part of the world during the 60s. Mutant Crackers...

[ctk06]

Dear Matt,

Do you know about The Game? And if you do, did you lose it?

Sincerely,

[MM1982]

Great to have you back Matt! Glad you're ok too!

[Russelloni]

Dear Matt, how long do you can you sit and watch Nonstop Nyan Nyan cat without being distracted?

[ohemmi]

I bet you get laid all the time..is that true, cuz I know plenty who would...

[ReverendBigWood]

Dear Matt,

I was seeing this girl for about a month and things were going great. we would hang out in parks and sit on the park benches and just talk for hours (well I would talk and she would just listen).. And if I ever asked her for an answer all she would say is "Hey Buddy Could you spare me some Change"... I was running out of change so I had to end it... Man why is being in a relationship so expensive???

[ZacharyHere]

Holy crap your crackers are massive compared to american ones.

[cheterbugs]

I think your supposed to use Saltine crackers for that challenge, and if you do, its fairly easy. Good Vid Matt!

[lolalove313]

those are some huge new zealand crackers!

[Paddles1993]

Dearest Matt

Do you do many shows in wellington and if so when is your next

Sincerely JarHead

[Pie42795]

Dear Matt,

You didn't answer my question that I left on your last video, and that makes me really sad. Why would you ignore me like that?

[TheMajikelOne]

Dear Matt,

If you could play any sport for your country, which would it be and why?

I like your show.

Joe

[BIGDEVIL27]

Where is the Viewer Comment of the week?

[MrAnarchojoe]

Dear Matt,

Why doesn't Iggy Pop wear a shirt? I mean, he's 64 years old, and he's running around half-naked.

Sincerely, Mr. Anarchojoe

[Ougk]

Dear i dont know your name,

how to rape a random girl without going to jail ?

[Sweetwater1903]

Matt, please, I wanna see your boobs, thanks.

[BakuKuro]

Dear Matt,

All of my friends are going to see the Harry Potter premier and invited me to come along. Then I remembered I don't have any friends and got sad.

What should I do to solve this soul-deep agonizing depression?

With love,

[ZedemMonk]

There's nothing wrong with singing it in a New Zealand accent, but then again I don't find accents distracting at all; people who do should get involved more activities that expose them to other cultures and nationalities.

[coolliam1450]

hey Matt,

I was wondering how do you escape the terrible friend zone?

thanks,

[WinstonMosher59]

hahaha crabby at the end!

[Doublejeebus]

Dear Matt,

I plan on making multitracks. Any tips on how to get me started?

Regards, Doublejeebus.

[jomoproduktions]

Dear Matt!

Im hosting my own tv show here in Denmark and i was wondering if you find it allright to COMPLETELY rip i VideoCopilot Tutorial for my Intro?

[Gingakiller]

Dear Matt

Last night I was with a lady friend and we went to the backroom for sex. When I tried to insert my penis inside of her she screamed "it's too big" and then I literally ripped her a new one.

My question is, should I pay the hospital bill or just tell her to suck my giant cock

-Gingakiller

[MsNahto]

I cringed as I watched him eat the saltines.

[sharingitach]

Dear Matt,

I need a job, but i'm too lazy to go out and get one. What should i do to motivate my self?

Sincerely.

Dylan from Denver Colorado

[grantorndorff]

I say, Matt,

Why do I keep getting crushes on my female friends? Is it because I'm a pathetic weirdo who thinks just because a girl likes me as a person that they'll somehow be attracted to me? Or is there some other better-sounding reason that doesn't make me want to fellate a gun barrel?

[WinstonMosher59]

@grantorndorff I feel you on this one.

[pandahamlid]

my favourite bit of sort your shit out was left out. Why none of the usual ending endingending ending ending ending

[gregshamu]

Dear Matt,

How do I party like I mean it?

[idonthatethissite]

Dear Matt,

Is the answer to this question "no"?

[SuperBigChops]

Dear Matt,

were you ever in a choir, had vocal training, or had an errection pressed up against your buttox? ive had all three, id just like to know if anyone else has had my experience

[ShawRoadProductions]

good lord, those crackers are like three times as big as american ones

[signingupisretarded]

Those aren't Saltine; pretty sure those are waffles.

[sillygurl302]

dear matt,

how did you come up with all your viewers? i'm kind of struggling with it.

[ZE0SPantera]

Those arent regulation sized Saltine Crackers... They are HUGE!

[wildcat32187]

Dear Matt,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Thanks a bunch,

[Doolittle2010]

@wildcat32187 watch ep12 of SYSO. Douche.

[pwnageking247]

Dear Matt,

Where is my penis.

Thank you.

[BASSPLAYER13]

Thanks for the advice Matt. called her and i hope you don't mind but i used the song you sang in this video and to make a long story short ere going out again this Friday. thanks a million, M

ike

[TarbenXsi]

Those saltines are huge!

[yavinforce]

Dear Matt, Is it gay if I wink at you while your in a shower at a gym naked?

Not gay, Yavin

[DangerousMuteLunatic]

Dear Matt, I found a brilliant new site and want to share it with my friends. Unfortunately, I have the patience of a hooker with lockjaw on valentines day. My point is, how do I not come off as a hipster?

[Jaaricus]

Video copilot noob :D

[sent5blues]

It's not your fault, Matt. Those were some huge crackers.

[thest3alth]

Dear Matt,

There has been a recent craze in my collage of people deciding to use even go want to do look more like. Should I be worried? I've seen plenty of pictures of people who have been as far as to look more like and let me tell you, their decision of let go look even been far look like didn't turn out well for them.

But I don't want to even go look like an outcast. Should I be even using deciding go use do look more like?

Thanks!

Josh

[sauce1101]

those saltines are much bigger than the ones in the states. 

[MELONHEAD13B]

Dear Matt,

Why am I still alive?

Sincerely,

[polykidd90]

Hey Matt!

My Girlfriend wants me to sing to her.....but in public! And I'm in Highschool and I'm pretty big for a guy who can sing and I only sing to her when we're alone...anyways we're in an arguement about how I can sing to her in public because I don't really love her -__- WhAt dO I DOo!

Please get back @ me!

Or it'll be Too late!

:(

[TheSkydow]

That cracker challange was funny as hell ;D good job with those crackers

[d4dz21]

Those a gigantic-ass crackers. 

[V0r4xiz]

It was worth the wait ! :>

[alexjseguin]

lol saltine cracker chalenge is joke eh? when i was younger i could eat up to 8 at once

[PyroSephiroth120]

Dear Matt,

What is your favorite Pokemon and why?

Love always,

Fearless Rodriguez Leader

[AztecKiddM]

nice after effect skills =p

[moekanz]

dear matt

I think Im turning black because my penis is getting bigger.

yours sincerely,

[DeFavel]

Dear Matt

Who do you think will win the Rugby World Cup this Year ?

Yours sincerely