Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign Christmas (Video)

[reptilehunter7]

The other day in english class I was reading when our principal suddenly walked in to talk to the teacher. Before he did, he looked at me and the book i was reading and said"thats a great book! are you reading it?" I was about half way through the book with it wide open, so it was pretty obvious to see that i was. So instead of saying yes i looked at him and said "no, i hope that if i stare long enough, the book will just tell me the ending. here's your sign. he didn't think it was funny

[Debra237]

So I was putting my dog's leash on and this kid walked up to me and said "Hey, are you gonna take your dog for a walk?" and I said, "Nope. I'm gonna sit on his back... and fly to the moon!" and i gave him a pick piece of paper... Tht read "Here's your sign!" Great video by the way! XD

[ShadowGuardian3337]

When I was in tenth grade, a real bad case of the Flu was going around and I got bit. I went to the washroom and threw up my lunch and when I exited the stall one of the Educational Assistants says 'Did you get sick to your stomach?' So I said 'Nope! I opened up a can of vegetable soup and threw it in the toilet and disposed of the can!' She believed me until the next day when my mom called me in sick with the flu. When I got back she said 'You WERE sick!' No Kidding! Is THAT what happened?

[dhstandard22]

1:43 kkk HAHAHA!!!

[Jaskies123]

I was putting up my lemonade stand and this old Guy walks up to me and says, " Hey! Is that a lemonade stand? "

Then I say, " Nope. It's just some cups with Yellow paint.

[bandittweintraub]

I got one, car was overheating, steam comming up from the engine, some old guy asks, "car break down?" I was like.. "no sir, car wanted to stop and have a cigarette"

[noelbrandon1]

I work on a grounds crew for apartment complexes. and we got a call about residents complaining about a big tree that residents wanted removed, so we get dispatched with a boom lift to cut it piece by piece so it won't fall on a car or building, one of the resident, SEEING THE CHAIN SAW IN MY HAND, asks me, "Are yall finally cutting that tree down, I said NOPE, I'M HANGING IT IN THE TREE SO LEATHERFACE CAN'T GET TO IT!......................Here'­s your sign!

[fathercowboy]

sophomore year in PE i was in my swim unit after that i went to English class and my teacher asked me if i was swimming last hour and i said nope it just rained in the gym ....here's your sign Mrs. Marcy 

[wesrandecker]

This was posted on my birthday!!!!

[BloodyBrokenGirl]

I used to work in a grocery store. We wore green polo shirts and green aprons. I was cleaning a glass case and some guy came up to me and asked, 'do you work here?', I told him, 'Nope I just didn't have anything better to do with my time' and he said, 'okay.' and walked away....here's your sign sir

[adam13deaf]

11 people are too dumb and don't know which one is thumb up.

[AKAcolide]

last time i was in the hospital getting my blood taken for tests the nurse missed the vein cause i was dehidrated after getting out of the hospital i went home and my brother asked if the nurse missed my vein that many times and i said nope me and the medical staff were doing shot of heroin heres your sign (we are both big bill engvall fans so he knew it was a jk)

[seinakate]

I love Bill Engvall!!



[dafidyl367]

why doesn't this video fucking work!???????

[lkrause74]

You guys with these stories of "heres your sign" should see if you can send them into Bill Engvall..his agent, or whoever because those are HILARIOUS here's your sign stories. lol!

[ketpiano]

not funny

[loner1878]

1:44 Notice the KKK guy? LOL

[THEKINGOFLIMBSBLOOM]

You are a cunt.

[LRWarrior]

While in the hospital a nurse was pushing my pregnant wife around in a wheelchair. The nurse asked my wife if this was our second child. Realizing my daughter was sitting right there on my wifes lap I replied, "No, this is our first, we stole the other one."

[lkrause74]

@LRWarrior Amazing how dumb some people can be isn't it? LOL

[countrystrata]

oh gag! why are they showing a preview for twilight on here?! get it off!! pleeeease!!!!!

[MrPanther30rock]

@countrystrata one word: AdBlocker. Problem solved.

[ShadowGuardian3337]

In 9th grade I fell and seriously injured my ankle, I went to the hospital and found out it wasn't a sprain but a break and my girlfriend corners me the next day and says 'Did you break your ankle yesterday in Gym Class?' so I said 'NOPE! Decided to get my left ankle casted and walk on crutches to see what it feels like.' Here's your sign.

[lkrause74]

@ShadowGuardian3337 LOL! Good one!

[mostertruckfan]

one of my friends were siting right by me and asked that if i was watching nascar and i was watching it for awhile before he asked HERE YOUR SIGN

[edbower1977]

i love this video. i have the album. btw fruitcake makes me puke.

[MultiPhantom123]

thumbs up if CMT'S Comedy Club brought you here!

[dallasp59]

to the 4 people who disliked this video... heres ur sign.

[skywalkerchick]

In the 8th grade, I got my hair colored, going from a blond to a red-head, because I was tired of everybody associating me with the dumb blond at our school. The next morning, said blond asked me if I'd colored my hair. I told her, "Nope, I went swimming and it got sun-burned."

[pinklavigne231]

@skywalkerchick LOL! Here's your sign. It's funny how oblivious some people are!!! It's like, "SERIOUSLY!?!? Are you THAT blind and stupid!?!?"

[skywalkerchick]

@pinklavigne231 Funny thing was, years later in our junior year of high school, that girl walked up to me and said, "You idiot, hair can't get sun-burned!"

[pinklavigne231]

@skywalkerchick Wow. That's funny and really stupid. :D I was in Spanish class, and the students were doing a presentation on the Preterite tense. He was writing on the board with his left hand and one of the girls said, "Are you left-handed?" He promptly said, with a big grin, "Nope. I just like to write with my left hand." Inside I was cheering "HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!"

[ShadowGuardian3337]

@skywalkerchick Took her long enough to figure out you can't get sun burnt hair!

[mandylovesdanny1]

@skywalkerchick

here's your sign... lol

[ReaperDragon21]

@skywalkerchick LOL. That was genius, well done!

[lkrause74]

@skywalkerchick Isnt it amazing how stupid some people can be? LOL

[Markel1970A]

@skywalkerchick Good one! I got another one for you. When I was a teenager I was at a mall with my sister and a woman asked me if I was with her. I told her, "No. We just showed up here at the same time and in the same car."

[DarkEcoMaiden]

I LOVE this guy's comedy! I grew up listening to the 1996 audio album. Nice to hear new Here's Your Sign jokes

[ldraheim]

so at 1:44, is it just me or is that guy wearing KKK robes in the background?

[ppm1122]

@ldraheim I thought the exact same thing.

[dallasp59]

2 people dont have a funny bone in their body... -.-

[STITCHESMAN]

doesn't the kid at 1:12 look like he's on sumin?

[lnorthcutt2547]

he does gay waaaaayyy too well!

[STITCHESMAN]

doesnt the kid look like the thin man from the charile angels films?

[kevinjr0]

that tree looks really inviting

[fandruw25]

Fucking advertisement bull shit

[popcornlover56]

2 people have a stupid sign

[GonzoPirate]

god he's terrible.

[Airman241]

so funny!!!

[STITCHESMAN]

doesnt the kid at 1:12 just make ya laugh. he looks like he's on something.

[MALI1185]

@STITCHESMAN No,he makes me puke. Here's your sign.

[STITCHESMAN]

great video. just wondering what happend to the guys. what are they doing now.

[TotalBunghole]

Here's your sign, dumbass:)

[princessserena1035]

love this video X'D

[PinkPunkyKat]

Why do people ask stupid questions like that that they obviously know the answers too? I often bring my pet lizard with me and people ask me if she is real. No, stupid, you are imaging her.

[gateblokker]

@PinkPunkyKat Sooo? She isnt real?

[PinkPunkyKat]

@gateblokker Yes, she's real but she is alive as well. 

[gateblokker]

@PinkPunkyKat ooh you should have said "here is your sign":(

[southerncountrygrl]

@PinkPunkyKat

The sad part is, I think I can top that. I was in a wheelchair and had a cast on my left leg. The nurse looked at me and looked at my cast and asked: "Going to orthopedics?' Took all I had to not say: "Nope, cardiatrics."

[PinkPunkyKat]

@southerncountrygrl I would have told her I was going to cardiatrics.

[southerncountrygrl]

@PinkPunkyKat

I would have, but I was afraid what she would tell the doctors to do to me. Lol, jk.

[AceripXF]

bills got big musles lol

[deerkiller26]

damn ads, i dont care about a fuckin phone

[Mr01andrew]

yep, funny alright. :)

[noseboy6]

one person is that ugly girl at the end

[Sephiroth330]

@noseboy6 Clearly that's Dr. Girlfriend

[dudleymom2003]

I LOVE IT....if you like country music check out my husband on my account or ghost1biker

[NimanWielder01]

For some reason, I can imagine Deadpool gathering a choir to belt out the chorus to this song out in public.

[rockerstar2010]

wow can we say drag queen at the end lol, poor bill i bet he never lives that one down lol

[TheGuitarslinger]

I WAS JOKING PPL BUT IF YOU LOOK REALY CLOSE IT DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE A KKK HAT!!!!

[ResidentEvilZombieX7]

@TheGuitarslinger a little bit.

[thomasahedrick]

i didnt even laudh too  :(

[TheGuitarslinger]

Watch between 1:40 and 1:50 some one tell me if thats the kkk in the back ground

[historybuff5341]

@TheGuitarslinger To be honest, i thought it was one of the three wise men or joseph getting ready to go on stage. I doubt they intended it to be a KKK. Just because one is Redneck/from the south does not mean you are racist. :)

[TheGuitarslinger]

@historybuff5341 I was just joking but to be truthfull if you didn know better it does look like the kkk hat

[MercuryRis]

@TheGuitarslinger Its the manger scene...here's your sign.

[TheGuitarslinger]

@MercuryRis I was joking!!!!

[MercuryRis]

@TheGuitarslinger I know, I couldnt resist, haha

[kc8vwo]

@TheGuitarslinger Dude listenn to what he says ZZ Top Dressed up as wisemen, Beards hanging down oh hell here's your sign for even thinking that

[stoptansisewer]

Only one problem....he needs his own STUPID sign. Midnight Mass generally starts at 10:30 and lets out at midnight. LOL!

[historybuff5341]

@stoptansisewer OMG That makes sense. I always thought he said "Midnight Nascar on Christmas Eve". Now I hear "Midnight Mass starts on Christmas Eve". LOL

[mickes418]

@historybuff5341 Here's your sign

[historybuff5341]

@mickes418 I do not knwo whether to LOL or be offended. :P XD

[kc8vwo]

@stoptansisewer Umm, What church are you going to? I've been to several Midnight masses that start at umm lets see.. Oh Here's your sign

[stoptansisewer]

Only one problem....he needs his own STUPID sign. Midnight Mass generally starts at 10:30 and lets out at midnight. LOL!

[KillThemAll413]

sounds like my family!!!!

[hlandscaping17]

happy holidays?!? what the fuck bill!

[adamwwe]

"No thats ZZ top at a farm aid concert" LMAO

[billiefan2000]

anyone else noticed bill with glasses in this video

makes him look like

scott bakula from star trek: enterprise and also quantum leap

[video64ps2]

as a kid i laighed so hard now that im older and get it i laugh twice as hard

[Bluefirefoley]

saw him last night w/ Jeff & Larry. FUNNY !!!!!

[Nintendo2772]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahaha

[Asteroidking13]

I love this video

[1bitten2xshy]

THIS IS my all time favorite!! Here's your sign!

[DoggieCutie15]

your not the only one who thought it was wonderful random lady (?) at the end!! xD

[southerner343]

my algebra teacher desperately needs a sign

[wirklichdoof]

@southerner343 I have a sign. It's in the shape of an L and it's on my forehead.

[marcoferraro100]

big video, universally.......soulkillingm­arketing everywhere.....

.real X-mas is everyday if we want

[lovelyswimmer1]

They should play this song at Walmart during Christmas shopping season.

[TaYLeRandBRiAnA]

reminds me of my algebra homework.

[Asteroidking13]

@TaYLeRandBRiAnA  How?

[TaYLeRandBRiAnA]

@Asteroidking13 with positive and negative numbers

[Darkjammo2000]

your not the 1 ma'am i'm with you

[fearthegelb]

to the 1 person who disliked this video - heres your sign

[gunnmarie]

@fearthegelb Lmao of !!! Best comment ! Ever!

[katieducky23]

LOL why did the audience leave? are they dumb too? XD

[havox30]

omg that is a riot. lol

[ethanclassic]

Bill looks like John Denver when he's wearing that blue shirt! :)

[HUNTERFOREVER100]

LOL chrismas toilet seat cover. awesome song

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

Here's your sign...........

[lazydumass12]

the white fuckin robe is the wiseman robe dumbassess that was before kkk retarded dipshits

[silentninja102]

@lazydumass12 it may be a white robe but the kkk wore pointed masks to cover there faces and also it's in modern time

[silentninja102]

@lazydumass12 also this is ment to make fun of christmas so of course there is going to be kkk

[ThePaperCUTS]

Lol! Great Christmas adaptation for this song! 

[southerncountrygrl1]

This song is so funny!!!

[dumpedcorolla]

my boss has a wall of these signs. lmao

[jumpyjedi]

LMAO zztop doing farm aid concert lol

[silentninja102]

pause at 1:44 it's Christmas get ride of the KKK yesh

[ThatsBooji]

@silentninja102 i noticed that too... its pretty f***ed up

[crankthatdawg]

lady gaga at the end of this video

[aram7TheMist]

That was fucking hilarious

[Shweetbox]

Fucking KKK @ 1:44. Stupid redneck shit.

[ratfinkskates]

wow, you're so racist you you don't even realize it.

[blacktoofgrin]

werd!

[MissySprite777]

OMG Bill as a flamboyant director himself and a 'woman'. it was way too funny.

[mattschuab447]

the homo looks like henry winkler

[Paintballer4life534]

hey are those the 3 wise men? "no sir, thats zz top doin a farm concert"

[TyVulpine]

Think it's "No sir, that's ZZ Top doing a 'Farm Aid' concert."

[Scioneeris]

LOL! I heard this song on the radio and had to look it up. Hilarious!

[Stonecold1100]

@Scioneeris i kow wat u mean its great !!!!

[Stonecold1100]

@Scioneeris i kow wat u mean ITS GREAT !!!!!!!!

[BailsAdeenaMusicisMe]

@Scioneeris me too! I couldn't stop laughing!

[steph9072]

He is sooooo funny.....my hubby got us amazing seats to see Bill, Larry & Jeff in Feb. can't wait.

[cihopbride]

it so dang funny!!

[RetroVideoFan]

This song was first released back in 1999.