Country Cal

[sayonarasuicide]

Momma, I love me some pussy

[ICrazyxx123]

hahahahahha

[billysandsquirrel]

Hahaha

[PochitaNegrita]

Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaa!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a badass!

[kbabygirl1121]

u look like leo here! xD

[xBeckerliciousx]

LMFAO YOU ARE SO FUNNY! i love you!

[2Thelog]

Ok be a guy. That look works like 100 times better for you

[Rifter09]

lol at the beard

[TheGirl397]

Fake XD

[chompteeth12345]

finding my penis is like finding a needle in a haystack....hahyehyehyehye...y­ea

[xxmeengerlixx]

love ur sign.. equality for all!!!

[gillianm9]

Lol u rock and u r perfect the way u are screw any one who says different. Ps is "cal" a guy or a girl :)

[jtz100607]

FUCKIN HYNA AYE.. U ARE TOO FUCKIN FUNNY.. IMA GET HIGH AND WATCH ALL UR VIDZ. HAHHAHAHAH

[caramelcoated89]

lmao! so funny hahahaha

[sarahlulubells]

O.O

[NannaLaurie]

Shaycarl?

[KayliIsTheWord]

"My first words were 'Momma...I love me some p*ssy.'"

[maddi1919]

So. Scary.

[ConrissioMusic]

Love U Hahaha...

[sabrinaailenee]

so, i'm diggin your floating beard. lmao.

[LOLBUTTPOO]

<3 hotty

[3939jessie]

god u remind me of me together we could take over the world ahah

[gudinne666]

jajahahahahahaha

[sheszDADDIEx3]

LMFAO

[wowwtfalyssa]

Your beard looks soo real!! I love it!!

[MrAwsomeO5]

Hey is Cal like............Glorias' cuzin or sumthing? Cuz he looks just like her......?

[MrAwsomeO5]

@MrAwsomeO5 OMG! Cal's Gloria! I feel so dumb! How could I not know that! LOL

[xToxicDollyx]

OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!!! IT WAS SOOO HILARIOUS!!!!

[lovelikewoah16]

Lolol your so funny I love all your vids(;

[1kareny]

hahahahaa OMGGGGGGGG THAT IS CRAZYYY

[LisaMayhem21]

"Momma, I like me some pussy" Lol <3

[superrad2010]

lmfao!!! i so thought you were Leo!! haha

[lackofcheetos]

If it's offensive then why did you sit here and watch it? It's a joke. Pretty funny too. Made me a tad moist.

[blankhedshot]

You are sooo funny. You made my day!

[sharib56]

ahaha funny

[Niagra07]

lmao nice beard!!!! i first thought u were really a guy or this was your brother or sumthin

[Niagra07]

lmao nice beard!!!!

[blinkonekatietwo]

Omfg hahahahahahaha

[InfamousTook]

i just started watching you a couple weeks ago & i <3 you lol :)

[Krissylovescarter27]

kind of offensive.im origanally from the city but now i live outside of a small town in the middle of nowhere.but thats fine with me cause it smells so much nicer here and not like trash and stuff. the only thing i dont want to pick up from the country is probably the accent.but i like living here andwe have lots of animals.

[Lolagirl1234ddd]

Thank you Kellydoc5678 you understand me i have to go out every morning at 5:30 to clean feed and rake. Clean a pin feed 5 horses and rake 20 pounds of poop is harder than it looks

[wolfgirl22221]

offensive...

[UrbnGrRL]

this is so funny lmaoo i swear gloria i thoguht it was a dude lmaooo hahahha you're hilarious!! i love you girl your videos never boring lol.

[Lolagirl1234ddd]

Kk BY BY

[Lolagirl1234ddd]

I'm sorry I'm not trying to be mean just don't start stuff when your on the computer

[Lolagirl1234ddd]

Really gross=~[

[PAAATTTRRRIIICCCK]

@Lolagirl1234ddd Fuck off.

[Lolagirl1234ddd]

This is gross u guys are retards

[MiSsCrAzY1231001]

im srry but thats not funny 2 me cuz mah whle family is a nothing but a bunch of redncks im the only normal 1 but still

[kellydoc5678]

I don't think this is funny at all. You have no idea how hard people from the country work and how big their hearts are. You should be shamed of yourself.

[horsenutt101]

ARE YOU GAY ?! THATS A GAY PRIDE POSTER!?

[ShellBelle92]

@horsenutt101 i think she made it for the vid. it looks like it's colored with markers.

[nikefreak48]

lol thats funny. lol i think you would fall as a guy. lol jk

[victoriaelise01]

haha mama i love me pussy! xD

[victoriaweirdo]

wowwwwwwwwwww.

[kidd2xclusive]

"Momma I love me some pussy" Lmao!

[ICrayonnx3]

lmao, this reminds me of that talking baby commerical xD

[MassimoConnolli]

If you WERE a dude I would totally do you! :-D xxx

[rebook389]

haha you look like leo

[frecklesxoxo]

LOL do more!

[aron805]

i notice the poster in the back marriage = love form the san jose prop 8

[whiteXh0rse]

i loovvveee it.ur so funny

[ohmarvelicious]

LMFAO!!! first words cracked me up!!! you look like leo...

[Libradiaries]

haha you look like a mexican country guy, awesome vid.

[latinaheat07]

" iDon't Shave My Armpits, My Legs.....Or My Vagina!"

Lmfao(:

[DoctorExo]

You are the fucking best, chola. Your personality is very welcoming and friendly. Never change.

[LALAhayden]

do another country cal!!

[nicole190able]

"my first words were, Momma, i love me some pussy"

hahaha that was funny

[lilmissmaggie123]

oh my god you are hilarious

[SalmaPatties]

LMFAO!!!!

[SleevedQtee]

this has to be my favorite one so far...funny thing is...i know a couple of people just like this...thanks for the laughter. :)

[JacobGranado]

Haha oh my gosh! How do you make your voice so incredibly low? Whenever I do stuff like that, my friends all creep out.

[4meri1and]

"mommy, i love me some pussay"

;D

i love you gloria

[xdliciousx]

i aggree u shuld do another country Cal video[!] its HILARIOUS

[xdliciousx]

ROFL fuckn HILARIOUS

[ilikecrepesify]

OMG! LMFAO! Gloria, you are a genius! xD

[UBEinYOURface]

pwahahahaha moma i love me some pussy <333 pwhahaha

[SincerelyxSamm]

i wanna see more country cal. he's hot.

[lupe8888]

I love that laugh you make after you say.."finding my penis is like finding a needle in a haystack" LMFAO

This is why i subscribed to you, your my inspiration.

[Nightman221k]

You look awesome as a dude.

[4meri1and]

lololol love country cal

[ZVsBabe]

LOL How did you do that to your voice??

[EspoTownTv]

@ZVsBabe She did it without any simulators, she's just fucking butch.

[xxlovegirlxx100]

thats rude

[xxlovegirlxx100]

thats mean

[pakouxmua]

lol you look like horatio sanz in this vid!

[TheSelfHarmer971]

I didnt laugh... Is it something wrong with meh?

[katedagr3at]

yes, yes there is.

[themspinkyd]

this is so funny i love the laugh!! you are great

[Shewolf97x]

LMAO!!! OMG! I NEVER LAUGHED SOOO MUCH!!! I LOVE ALL UR VIDEOS U MAKE! =P xDDDDDD

[anCHEEsuckuh]

AHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAA !!

[sammie99344]

ahahahahhha

"finding my penis is like finding a needle in a haystack"

lmao i cracked up at this vid.

thank you george lopez for introducing me to her lol

[peekaboopixie]

I have watched all of your videos, and that one takes the cake. I'll now watch that one everyday so that I can get a good laugh and start my day off right. You are really talented. Please, don't ever stop! LOL

[lacristina85]

LMAO! The penis thing, I can't stop laughing! And then the laugh lmao!!! Oh lord my abs are gonna hurt tomorrow ROFL!

[amomwearingmakeup09]

lol

[glowbluestah]

My Name Is Cal I Like Me Some Bull Riddin Shooten Some Darts And Stake.Momma I like Me Some Pussy

[V5ic2]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[AGS26]

you are seriously funny..consider going into the entertainment biz; I think you would be very successful =) keep making ur videos..

[babeecakes31219]

So funny...you're great Gloria...I was just telling my friend to watch your videos because you're funny as hell.

[chrisweizs]

That voice is funny hahaha

[sourcandyyumz]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn funny hahahaha damn i have a headaque from laughing too much lmaoooooooooooooo

[XxXxXClairXxXxX]

his beard is fucking hilarious...

[lunchboxxy]

more country cal videos!! :D

[OoOJordanaOoO]

mama i love me some pussy

[blancag75]

Hilarious!!!!

[chanceburgess]

Yay for gay <3

[andrewthakiid]

gay marriage? :)

[SerinaTomoe]

YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!!!!

[skoglund1989]

betcha used MAC Sharkskin for your facial hair. That shit works for everything.

[forrestlarsen]

i love the poster on your wall!

[kraziletty]

Cal? why did your beard move? My dog accidently press the mouse and it paused at 9 seconds and well i noticed that your beard wasnt on your face uummm well im just a little concerned about that. Let me know how you are. well thanks for your time!

[derengrey]

hahaha omg awesome!

[Konnnaa]

Cal has hello kitty on his wall

[Puffley]

YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THIS GUY THAT WORKS AT HOBBYTOWN ACROSS FROM MY WORK!

Ahahahha!

[NSmoke1995]

WTF

[gomezflor427]

omg lol

[cdilley]

your too funny! keep up the good work!

[JamieOfCourse]

Ahahaha!

"Momma, I love me some pussy."

[EbolaMaiden]

LOL jesus whyy u so funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­

[bigjdubb06]

wtf

[LadyPirate81489]

LOL wth? haha

[BaYbiiGuRrL2008]

OmG!!!!!!!! i wATch Diz ErydaY!!!!

[lACHiKANiA]

omq i lOve yu..

yu da best

[NacaAriana]

lmao :D

[imlovingattention]

i like especially how your "beard" can't catch up with your face in some shots!!! lmao!

[twilighter0426]

hahaha finding a needle in a hay stack!

[ricecakelover]

mmm subtitles would help.

[xTheColorPurple]

LOL. i love your videos ;D

[xnicoleyXdangerx]

omg!

XD

[monchikaleoparda]

HAAAAHAHAH XD

[clownface741]

I dont shave my armpits, my legs, or my v word lol XD

[purplepiggies12]

aaaaahahahaha you crack me up!

[thedrone69]

Hahahahahhahaha XDDDD funniest shit ever!

[AiShAxxPiNkOo]

هاهاها نكته والله خخخخخخخخخخخ

يحليلها البطه

[lemiffe]

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

[callieforniabeast]

omg don't listen to any other bitches who diss you you're effing hilarsss

peace out from canada!!!

[kirameki8ino]

LMAOOOOO i just realized that that was you! xDD

i love your videos

[ladycin]

lmao this is funnnnnny

[rckrelda]

HAHAHAHAH,OMFG

DAT WAz SO FUNNy!!!

My FAVORitE PARt WAz

WEN yOU WERE LikE LOOkiNG FOR My PENiS IS LikE LOOkiNG FOR A NEEDLE iN A HAyStACk,,,LMAO

[purplegurl324]

theres nothing i can say to explain how funny that was... except my brother pissed his pants!

[zaiihinoiri]

0:32  hahahahahahaha XDD

[Ryoko1011]

what tha fudge!! lol. that was awesome!

[APPL3B]

lol

[LeighBethany123]

Hahahaha! Awesomeeee!

[therabbitprince]

im crying

:'D

[Jelloxox]

'momma, I love me some pussy..then I left hom" LFMAO

[x0Tatianaaa]

you can tottaly see the fake beard moving around on the screen. LOL

[imygurl305]

LMFAO!!! i almost peed.. ilikeyou.

subscribing deff <33

[Lazerjo2000]

knew it.

[JAyy781]

creepy how much you look like a red neck hahah

[cookiebarsxtreme]

your awesome! this is too funny!!! xDD

[cigiss]

your videos are amazing

[611SNOOPY611]

This looks like it would be funny as hell but I can't hear any of it!

[inthelifeanyway]

oh man! so funny and you look like a dude!

[BiiP0l3R]

LOL, i thought u were a dude!

[MaRiiAHH0]

haha RAQUEL hehe

yeh dude she doe look like  a man

:L so freaking funny

[supatoker420]

damn, you can pass for a guy

[pickNcherries]

LOL..u soO funny!!

[kiplinggorilla]

LMAO I really though this was a guy! I thought it was one of your friends or something! and I thought that beard was real!=)))

[njoyelife]

I hope to hell you make it as a top comedian...you are SO f*ckin' funny!!

[DragonFruitBabe]

Is it just me or is the volume really really really low on this one?

[parthoftheshah]

same here, i cant hear any of it.

[nowitsdone]

put on some glasses and you'll look kind of like real peter griffin.

[thefootballboy3]

lmao, you actually look like a dude! :p

[liebekatzexD]

lmaooo i thought this was actually a guy!

that's soooooooo awesome!

[welderbucky]

wait, does country cal have a penis and a va-jay?

[kjc748]

you look sooo awesome lol i wish i could dress up like that !

[MrsM01]

0:33 and 0:34 .... "yeah, yeah" FREAKIN' AWESOME!

You're absolutely genius!

[101grl]

haahhahaah!

[hourglas39]

LOL

[itsmisstrinab]

HAHAHA! "Cuz I wanna be able to say, finding my penis is like finding a needle in a haystack" Lol!

[shivonne2]

Oh K I thought this one was mediocre UNTIL I saw this guy sitting at the bar at Chili's and I was like "Hey I know that guy from somewhere!." I almost died laughing when I realized I didn't know him but he looked exactly like THIS.

[x6littlexangel9x]

The banjo music is awesome- as is "My first word were, 'Momma, I love me some pussy.' Then I left home. Then I built a ranch. It's a nice ranch." And to top it off the hovering beard! Aghh! I love you!

[fabbylovee]

omg i didnt even know that was you till like the end!!!!

[sharaymmayes]

hahah omg yet again you amuse me so

[AquanetGaby]

jalanejonas, i agree! ROFL.

[Mareywanna]

its a nice ranch............hahahahahaha

[jalanejonas]

rofl at digital beard!

[taylorvalenzuela3]

lmfao xp "i don't shave my armpits, my legs, or my vagina ." ahah, fav partt xD