Whose Line: Weight Hoedown

[LucasWKeogh]

This must be what Wayne Brady thinks "freestyling" is.

[riskova7]

Im so happy about my weight, its just so fine

Im not overweight, yet Im not a thin as line

Im the same weight every day including at noon

I weigh 150 pounds, and I live on the moon

[ngarcia103]

Someone should do a Wayne vs Drew compilation!

[eidolism]

I think this is one of the only hoedowns where Drew was the funniest, lmao. Laughed sooo hard!

[dethhathnosting]

Im here on my computer thinking of a rhyme

It really is quite easy, it doesnt take much time

I could probably think of one while sitting on the crapper

Hey! This is as easy as being a rapper

[ViperActive666]

Yeah, I admit it, I'm very overweight,

Nobody loves me in my current state,

What can I say, i'm a great big fucking lump,

I am Rosie O'Donnell and I just got Donald Trumped :)

[IchigoRenji]

Lmfao Wayne and Drew!

[wildwes6]

the women are never funny in whose line...

[P7P3R15UN8R34K48L3]

Kathy Greenwood Would get it! ;)

[LvDepp]

Ryan's was hiliarious!!

[kratos3390]

i think they let kathy win so that she doesn't have to do more games...

[gallster123]

I wonder what Drew said...

[PrincessAries86]

I almost wonder if all the comments about Drew's weight on this show caused him to go on a diet. He is so much thinner now.....

[irishbug14]

@PrincessAries86 Probably not just the show but EVERYONE talking about it haha.

[KiaEfthimia]

People always tell me that Im really fat

I guess that it got out of hand when I ate my cat

One thing I can tell you that I'm not scared to admit

When standing next to drew I really look quite fit

[KeniSing93]

I've always been overweight, so I've heard all the jokes

My friends tell me to diet, and so do my folks

But now that I'm in college, my new diet is common

The only food I can afford anymore is Ramen.

[AandM1234]

I have a problem, and it's not too neat!

Whenever I look down I never see my feet!

I need some exercise and maybe a diet!

But not the ab-circle pro, it's a scam that doesn't even deserve a rhyme.

[danseanmac]

Laura Hall probably got ripped abs from laughing so much on this show.

[darklight436]

@danseanmac is that possible?

[danseanmac]

@darklight436 I hope so.

[Stormcat1]

I could stand to lose some weight, yes, this is true

But working out is just so hard to do

But I found a solution, and works like no other

they surgically remove my fat and give it to my brother!

[Reyalejandro13]

I was really heavy, and it wasn't fun.

One day I decided I was done.

My weight loss plan, it is tried and true.

I lost all my weight by going "doo doo doodoo doo doo!"

[13darkdragon]

When it comes to weight, I have a lot of lard

Losing all this fat, really is hard

I really think I am as big as Venus

But after all of this, I still have a large penis

[hm2448885]

My finger strength is awsome I know at least thats true

I can lift up tons of cows as they all say moo

Now I'm not going to do any hexing

I get all my finger strength from doing lots of sexting

[trier4952]

When it comes to weight, I really am quite large

But everyone knows who is still in charge

People always tell me that I should try a diet

But if they take my pizza, I'll start a fucking riot.

[porpus99]

I am so fat, yes this is true

Yet i always find someone to screw

Now i hope to screw the American people

Yes you guessed it, my name is Newt Gingrich

[trumpeter811]

Well see as how skinny drew is now on the price is right he must have fucked waynes mom alot over the past few years

[MrJ0mmy]

instard of licking collans fbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfb­fbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfb

[TheReal447]

Jajajaja

[freakyandsqueaky]

wonder what colins head tastes like...?

[LilBittPR2196]

Clicked the vid because wayne was laughin

[Kevster921]

I saw the title "Weight Hoedown" and came here expecting Drew to get annihilated. Instead, Wayne got totally OWNED.

[Dorsie11]

Colin is wearing a plain shirt?

[sflan93]

way to completely ruin it in the description! hahaha

[bigb59100]

@Kidkong65 dude read his lips he said mother, where did you get ass from.....

[staceebee123]

this is hilarious! watta comeback for drew! hahah :'D

[CoreyPerrySucks]

I love Wayne but drew completely owned his ass lol

[Wisher221]

Wayne... Drew... Colin... Ryan... four of the worlds funniest men! And I love the fact that Ryan licked Colins head!

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

So THAT'S how Drew got so skinny XD

[porpus99]

I think this is the reason Drew got thin for the Price is Right

[oldfart387]

I thought he said, "spanking" Wayne's mother. He did the spanking sign at the time.

[dkmax32]

the formula for a good hoedown is and insult then a comeback then changing the subject

[Tatsue295]

@dkmax32 meow

[chocoluver4]

wayne is funny cause of of his energy. drew is funny cause he's so easy to make fun of. colin is funny cause he's so random. ryan's funny cause he's experianced in comedy

[Improvqueen1497]

@BlueBazer89 he basically said mother-fucker, he said "I lost all my calroies fucking Wyane's mother"

[BlueBlazer89]

@Improvqueen1497 WRONG.. he clealy mouths "banging waynes mother"

[JB0nline]

@BlueBlazer89 well, not really clearly... :)

[Ravewithme21]

Laura Hall is really pretty.

[Mixmancory]

i find it funny on almost all the whose line hoedowns or irish drinking songs there are people fighting over a dumb comment

[convictPKlol]

Epic thing about owning the dvd box set is NO CENSORSHIP!!!

[Pluckcity3434]

I love Who's Line because even during the credits, the saddest part of the show they make you laugh.

[Themaniacnextdoor]

Now that Drew has lost weight i find he's not as amusing for some reason...i miss fat drew...

[MegaUnclelarry]

How come Collin and Ryan never win?

[Themaniacnextdoor]

@MegaUnclelarry Because they are always so funny to see doing things lke props and hoedown.

[Hu6CityRidah]

@MegaUnclelarry colin's won a couple times. But the point don't matter. IT's all made up. They like to have Colin and Ryan in the last game cuz they r the funniest

[dragonlordd]

Rule 2!

[loadedjogger]

I'm not ashamed when people ask how much I weigh

I go to gym to work out and keep in shape.

I really pumped up. The toughest in the class.

And if anyone punks me I'll just kick their scrawny ass.

[msbubulove]

buuurn



[BronSoloSV]

has anyone else noticed that they never have a woman in the hoedown?

[MikeNascar9]

what did he say f****** waynes mother?

[katiesn11]

oh holy crap is THAT why colin's so bald???(;

[freddyvasu1]

I lose weight by going to the gym

Or maybe jogging, running then eats some ribs

Once I ran a really long mile

it was hard becuase i wore clown shoes from ryan stiles

[Buddybelladb]

Colin all WHAT THE HELL!

[armenchik619]

If drew said that about my mom I knock his ass out, im surprised wayne didn't get pissed, what a panzy

[623alterego]

2:02 Yummy!

[MissAnimeFreak513]

Drew did lose alot of weight

[Airman32292]

DREW GOT HIM GOOD!! that was literally the greatest comeback ever!

[psychoticchik]

HOLY GOD THAT WAS FUNNY

[BlueBlazer89]

they censored mother ? omg american tv is garbage

[BeckyLikesToGiggle]

@BlueBlazer89 i think they censored it because of the first part

[39120c]

@BlueBlazer89 Do you honestly have to go on every video and say how bad American tv is because your country sucks?

[BlueBlazer89]

@39120c my country ? i dont own a country nor does anyone..i commented on american censorship, which is garbage

[39120c]

@BlueBlazer89 ..you're such a dumbass, you know exactly what I mean you idiot, and don't blame the censors on this show on america, it's the british producer on the show that deals with all that, blame him, and you honestly must have no life if all you do is go on these videos to post comments about how you're a whiny bitch about our t.v. Get a life dude.

[BlueBlazer89]

@39120c lmao its the producer ? your the dumbass kid

[39120c]

@BlueBlazer89 Nah, you're the dumbass who is a whiny little bitch complaining about a t.v. show, are you that pathetic? And it's only this show that has bad censorship so yeah, i blame the producer.

[BlueBlazer89]

@39120c omg your dumb.. THE PRODUCER IS NOT THE CENSOR YOU FUCKING MORON, HE HAS NO SAY IN WHAT IS AIRED ON TELEVISION...PRODUCER,CENSORSH­IP, 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE YOU TROLL

[39120c]

@BlueBlazer89 Dude you're the fucking troll for going on all these videos saying how shit censors are, and um yes, the producer or director of this show DOES have a say so on what goes on the air you dipshit.

[BlueBlazer89]

@39120c kid im done with you, you know nothing about how television works, goodbye troll

[39120c]

@BlueBlazer89 Ha yeah ok bro

[Austinator5795]

@39120c Both of you should probably just stop arguing because you have videos uploaded with a crappy camera, and @BlueBlazer89 you don't have any videos!! for cryin' out loud, just shut up both of you and watch the flippin' video!!

[39120c]

@Austinator5795 What does having a crappy video camera have to do with anything?

[Austinator5795]

@39120c nothing. but maybe if you had a good one, you'd be making a video instead of arguing about this.

[dsass600]

@BlueBlazer89 u idiot they censored the f word

[BlueBlazer89]

@dsass600 "u idiot" they censored both of them troll

[Statalyzer]

@dsass600 He isn't an idiot - Drew said "banging"

[TailsFiraga]

@BlueBlazer89 This is the American version? Really? Damn, I thought I was watching the East African version of the show. :(

Also, this was a Disney-owned channel, so just say that Disney's censorship is garbage, instead. On any other channel, they probably could've pulled it off.

[BlueBlazer89]

@TailsFiraga why so serious ?

[TailsFiraga]

@BlueBlazer89 Because you ruined my dreams by telling me this was the US version. I really wanted to see the East African version. :(

[kidkong65]

@BlueBlazer89 No he said fucking Waynes ass

[gundamg14]

@BlueBlazer89 They censored it because reruns were shown on ABC "Family" Being a disney channel, they wont take any chances.

[PTKhimself]

@BlueBlazer89 Don't blame the TV, blame the angry mothers who have a heart attack over anything "offensive". They stick their fingers in other things too, not just TV

[timenyart]

@BlueBlazer89 the director is british its his fault

[ItchyGuy87]

@BlueBlazer89 Yes it's because his mother is a government conspiracy....shhhhhh...

[BBall0027]

@12Medbe Can you find it where "mother" isn't bleeped?

[jreppt]

8 people are fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ASUdrop321]

Oh i wanna gain some wieght 'cause i am real thin

Most people burn calories by going to the gym.

So i won't do that, i will do whats right

I'm gonna eats bags of chip while i watch whose line all nite

[RLynnT]

@ASUdrop321 Watch whoooose line all NIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!! :D LMAO

[RegineNoelle23]

I saw in the thumbnail that Drew was bent over laughing, and I couldn't help but click. Hell, I can unpack for school anytime!

[xXGlamRiderXx]

Omfg Drew was on the ball there haha!

[wobbawobba147]

You dont have to tell me, I know that I am fat

but there'es a reason for this problem, And ill tell you this fact

Im am very big, for I am only nine

The reason i am fat, I cant stop watching whose line

[janeyrevanescence12]

When Wayne sang, I was laughing hard

But when Drew got even, I fell out of my chair laughing!

[BPhoenixProductions]

best drew moment ever

[kojikatsuya]

Overweight guys aren't as cute as they seem

In reality, most of them are mean

A lot are crude and act like such a prick

I'd be angry too if I couldn't reach my dick.

[ferinate101]

@kojikatsuya HAHA brilliant!!

[solar464]

oh i know a girl, whos bigger than them all.

far too wide and plump, and very fucking tall.

she's been force fed countless hoedowns, she's gonna burst i bet.

yes folks you guessed it, her names the internet.

[wobbawobba147]

@solar464 OMG awesome, read mine :D

[solar464]

@wobbawobba147 i did, it wasnt very good.

[RobertFyhr]

BURN!



[Xwarfie]

They censored mother?

[trumpeter811]

This hoedown helped Drew loose weight after whose line ended

[Moonrise514]

Boy im under weight. It is really scary.

Not to be mean but I'd rather be Drew Carey.

Not having to worry about eating to much.

Plus he loses weight... He fuckes Waynes mom and such

[bigk368]

Drew bossed it.

[halfdogderek]

Colin's face was priceless XD

[anvita99]

Licking Colin's "head."

[tjlasko7]

it's 2:30 am and I'm still watchin Whose Line :P

[exoticmafia]

my weight is oh really fricken gay

i am the host on whose line is it anyway

on top of my weight my back is very hairy

yep you guessed it my name is drew carrey

[DBcoop04]

drew kicked waynes ass!

[janeway931]

AHHH ha i was like yer go Wayne then Drew just............HAHA

[smith11121]

has anyone else noticed that Laura's Piano is a "bald"win

[Devilishbritt]

Being overweight really is a big problem

But that's what you get when you eat too much pablum,

I really should consider a new diet plan,

The only thing is I threw out my only man.

[edwardcullen62019011]

drew you lost a lot of weight

your 5 month plan was really great

u must of listened 2 what ryan said

4 lunch every day u licked colin mochrie's head

[BamaBomber8]

It's quite something bieng over 300 lbs

In case you're wondering, it's as bad as it sounds

It hasn't effected my love life, you may ask why?

My lover likes calls me her fluffy guy!

[thisiswho2]

Let me tell you something, that really is a pain

It's how much weight that I seem to gain

As you can see, its really kinda scary

Well at least I can say that I'm not Drew Carey.

[trmbn97buckley]

Rule #1 of Whose Line Hoedowns... Never make fun of the person after you.

[ReadyOrNotCanada]

@trmbn97buckley Rule #2 Don't talk about Fight Club!

[quickstrike93]

LMFAO DREW AHAHAHAHAH

[knotightul]

1:16 DId "mother" really have to be censored?

[TheCatsLastWord]

@knotightul Maybe they want people to think he said smacking Wayne's brother?

[BlackSistaLove2]

Drew is a beast @ hoedown

[wolfpac1able]

i'm not overweight because i'm getting thinner

i look in the mirror & i see a winner

working out isn't such a bitch

you'll never catch me looking like newt gingrich

[ChokeslamToHell]

It's not spanking it's "banging" lol.

[Yardnoc3103]

what drew does during his last line makes it so much more hilarious

[jamstar1]

@Yardnoc3103 spank an invisible ass

[Yardnoc3103]

@jamstar1 yes

[dingdongditch1000]

What did Drew say that was censored?

[KayahMoon]

@dingdongditch1000 He said "I burn all my calories fucking Wayne's mother" XD

[MiniChef1928]

@KayahMoon its "spanking Wayne's mother" read his lips

[jamstar1]

@MiniChef1928 *banging, it's banging Wayne's mother. First time I heard it, I thought it was f***king Wayne's mother

[MiniChef1928]

@jamstar1 im h.o.h (hard.of.hearing) and i see it says spanking wayne's mothing im a good lip reader

[SaneFree21]

Licking Colin's head?...... I thought Colin always played the "girl".

[orme96]

why did they bleep the mother?

[Codecontroller]

@orme96 Disney-owned network

[jaguar11586]

well a few years ago, i was overweight

i was really fat, i couldn't find a date.

now i'm in real great shape,i get high fives

guess what, i slept with ryan stiles wife.

(i really did lose alot of weight, now i'm in great shape)

[HollaatyaboyTMAC]

DID COLIN BORROW THAT SHIRT FROM WAYNE!?

[dafattyup]

i am over wight i like to eat goo,

but when i do i scream OOOHHH

When i scream so loudly people always look

and then they see me, shitting a recipe book

[starlogic99]

why did they beep mother?

[Zerost]

@starlogic99 It's part of the swear, much like asshole.

[Zerost]

@starlogic99 Derp I was thinking of the wrong clip nevermind.

[TheZOMGKetteh]

3:00 pm : Okay just one more Whose line video

11:30 pm : Okay just one more Whose line video...

[iforgotmypassword03]

@TheZOMGKetteh you forgot until 3:00 am :D

[TheCatsLastWord]

@TheZOMGKetteh bahahahahaa

[Tu49]

@TheZOMGKetteh

12:30 am: Okay this is the last Whose line video

5:00 am: Okay this is the last Whose line video.....

[georgeispwnage]

@TheZOMGKetteh 8:00 am damn it 12Medbe. why did you do this? :D

[TheAshOfOurFriends]

@TheZOMGKetteh 3 am...lol

[abacacus]

@TheZOMGKetteh Thats been me for the past.... almost 40 hours x.x

[eagle8burger]

@TheZOMGKetteh haha, only 11:30?

[oneworldguy]

I'm still dying with laughter! Drew got Wayne GOOD on this one!!! LOL

[tanaciousninjanikki]

i never really had a problem about my weight

im really quite thin, man is it great

but im so thin, im thinner then a stick

that if you have food between your teeth, you can use me as a tooth pick.

this really is ture, im really thin lol

[patpatboy2]

Why did they bleep out "mother"?

[Tooopper]

@patpatboy2 hell, why should they bleep it at all

[patpatboy2]

@Tooopper Haha, good point!

[gr8focused]

i like run quite far each day,

people say you look fat today,

i have a plan to become a fit man,

i run right up the road to catch the icecream man

[misshollydoll]

i need to learn how to play the hoedown song on the piano so i can do this at parties with my friends.