If Chuck Norris, Segata Sanshiro, and Mr. T were to meet on the battlefield at the same time, frankly, the universe would fucking implode from the sheer shockwaves of awesomeness.
sega was my one true love from my master system to my dreamcast she was always there for me. :'(...... i feel dirty playing ps3. sega was the one, she was my one true love. :'( good bye cruel world!!!!!!
Hiroshi Fujioka (Segata Sanshiro's actor) was best known for playing as Takeshi Hongo / Kamen Rider 1. The explosion in this commercial is based on the ones seen in tokusatsu shows.
Captain Falcon, another character considered by many as a "badass" character, was influenced by Kamen Rider 1, as well as Max Rockatansky (from the Mad Max series). Kenshiro, another character considered by many as "badass", was influenced by Max Rockatansky and Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in on film.
I want to live in this version of the universe. I want to live in a world where if you throw someone on their head they explode like a propane cylinder
He throws somebody and they explode. Is there really anything else you need to know in order to understand Segata Sanshiro is the manliest man in history?
If we had Segata Sanshiro in America, it would been a continental disaster, him leaving a trail of bodies across 81 states, 10 provinces, 2 federal districts and many, many territories.
Next thing I knew, a hundred bucks were missing from my checking account, my computer was logged onto ebay, and a Sega Saturn was sitting on my doorstep.
segata-sama is the only guy that can throw a guy facing front, and made the guy fall straight down and explodes. A skill even the mighty chuck norris doesn' t possess.
SEGA OF AMERICA SHOULDNT HAVE WASTED MONEY WlTH THEIR SEGA SATURN AD CAMPAIGN. JUST SHOW JAPAN'S ADD CAMPAIGN. SAVE MONEY. AND SELL AS WELL AS SEGA SATURN SOLD IN JAPAN
Sure Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you out of existence, sure he can run around the world so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head, but Segata Sanshiro can Judo throw you and make you spontaneously explode.
Do not contest Segata Sanshiro unless you wish to be thrown, exploded, and brought back to life only to be re-exploded.... just to get his point across. Now if you excuse me I need to go get a Sega Saturn out of fear.
I heard Keroro's voice in the commercial.
SMAXZO 6 hours ago
Currently,only Segata Sanshiro and Gurren lagann can make an explosion explode.
FlameOfSpirt 3 days ago
xD
ThunderJunkOC 3 weeks ago
What just happened?!
gregnes2000 2 months ago
chuck norris can make a man explode once
segata sanshiro can make him explode twice
handhanh 2 months ago 5
HOLD UP IMMA THROW DIS NIGGA
Omgdonut297 3 months ago
Seems legit
skiel666 3 months ago
Segata Sanshiro should have his own game.
TheRealThreeP 3 months ago
@TheRealThreeP He does actually. It's called "Segata Sanshiro Shinkenyugi".
tkayube 2 months ago
@TheRealThreeP He did.It came out in 1998.
KyubiStewie 1 month ago
@KyubiStewie I realize that, now.
TheRealThreeP 1 month ago
haahahhahahhahah\ah\ah\ahahahahahahana
Henbot 3 months ago
Oh, yes! Japan you crazy...
visionary93 3 months ago 4
@visionary93 AWSOME CRAZY!!
gethsoftware 1 month ago
I'd so buy the saturn just because of this commercial
Blustorm1 4 months ago 3
These advertisements in the states would have helped.
majesticlizard 4 months ago 4
this is chuck norris master
cyberchild94 5 months ago
does anyone notice on the right of the screen 0:13 saying '' This is COOL''
BattlefieldJoe97 5 months ago
That was one idiotic Sony employee I must say.
MrJoshuaSalway1990 5 months ago
RIDER TOSS!!!
Godzilla606 5 months ago
HOLLY FUCK NO WONDER SANSHIRO IS SO AWESOME, HE WAS THE FIRST KAMEN RIDER
Sanimangas 6 months ago
Chuck Norris is a pea
ImaruSama 6 months ago
Meanwhile, in Japan.
ThePandaBrawler 6 months ago
If Chuck Norris, Segata Sanshiro, and Mr. T were to meet on the battlefield at the same time, frankly, the universe would fucking implode from the sheer shockwaves of awesomeness.
TeamBelmont91 7 months ago 5
@TeamBelmont91
You forgot Undertaker!!
0DonFrijol0 7 months ago
This commercial featured Konohamaru....
kenjuma 7 months ago
WOW XD
Demoras 7 months ago
justin bieber.
serwet87 7 months ago
I love the "This is cool" watermark in the bottom. This IS cool.
GabeMorris 7 months ago
Greatest. Game Commercial. EVER.
JacobGunner 7 months ago 3
carai, o que tem a ver esses lutadores com o Bomberman? qqqqqq
F4R0F4deB4C0N 7 months ago
@F4R0F4deB4C0N
Em Bomberman você usa bombas para explodir os adversários.
Segata Sanshiro é tão foda que ele não precisa de bombas para explodir os adversários... DUAS VEZES.
In the Bomberman Games you need to use bombs to defeat your oponents
Segata Sanshiro is powerful enought to explode his oponents without bombs.... TWICE
UrashimaHauro 7 months ago
lol it sounds like kid Goku Lmao
EinKaitosXD 7 months ago
@robbinorion segata sanshiro!
jariojario99 8 months ago
can you do that? can you explode TWICE!?
karnella 8 months ago 52
@karnella Damn, beat me to it...!
meowlaise 8 months ago
@karnella it is Segata Sanshiro
you have to explode twice
handhanh 2 months ago 2
@karnella Twilight says that you can't.
uN723it 2 months ago
@karnella I feel that this is a reference to something...I just don't remember what :/
KanagJ 3 weeks ago
@KanagJ whatever it is, segata sanshiro is 20% cooler.
ShinigamiDuoDS 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from HIGNORANTE
Each time I watch this, I think "SEGA _NEEDS_ to release a new console and kick ass again!!!"
MrBrown77 8 months ago
chuck norris is jelly
JAYWALKERS3000 9 months ago
BOMBERUMAN MADAFAKKA!
Sejr 9 months ago
I am interested in finding out what in the HELL that guy was thinking, assuming he was thinking at all.
goldzero1203 10 months ago
Pinkie Pie:
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp! I knew it could happen.!
LeDracoOmega 10 months ago 3
Segata Sanshiro: The only living disciple of Chuck Norris
matt408 10 months ago 5
@matt408 you got it backwards.
Chuck Norris: the only Living Disciple of Segata Sansiro
JSHADOWM 7 months ago
The other guy is a Playstation.
Shendue 10 months ago 4
This is the greatest man on the Internet
TheVoluminousFro 10 months ago
At 0:05 you'll notice that other guy is smiling. That's because He has the honor to be blown up by Segata Sanshiro.
TheGamelessOne 1 year ago 43
@TheGamelessOne
Truth.
Deokishisu 1 year ago
@TheGamelessOne now i know the way i want to die.
gethsoftware 4 months ago
I know the voice of the kid....It's in some anime...but I can't recall who it was. Manta in Shaman King?
Suthek 1 year ago
Guys, I finally worked it out, who assassinated Martin Luther King Jr. and why?
Segata Sanshiro, because MLK ''had a Dream''(cast) instead of a Saturn.
strykah92 1 year ago
@strykah92 But the Dreamcast was released 30 years after his death!
JonnMcNally 1 year ago
@strykah92
Segata Sanshiro sacrificed his life for the Dreamcast. That would be implausible.
MaverickHunterX3 11 months ago
@MaverickHunterX3
Wasn't he trying to save the Saturn from the Dreamcast?
strykah92 11 months ago
SEGA, why didn't you ever give this guy his own game series?
Falcovsleon21 1 year ago
@Falcovsleon21
Believe it or not, he did, check out commercial #19.
strykah92 1 year ago
TOH!
gyrobotZ 1 year ago
0:16 - This is cool.
Yes. Yes it is.
zomgthesoftness 1 year ago
Ah they don't make them like they used to.
ShoHayabusa 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Segata Sanshiro > Chuck Norris
rodansama 1 year ago
Segat Sanshiro > Chuck Norris
rodansama 1 year ago 3
BOMBERMAN FTW!
mprasetya 1 year ago
(0:08) Under a mum
Net4Productions 1 year ago
"Well I'd like blowing up twice as much as the next guy (0:06, 0:14), but..."
Net4Productions 1 year ago
:'D
TheDarkLatias950 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro? Looks more like Segata Kenshiro to me... 0.0
silvermoon551 1 year ago 3
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MamaLuig145 1 year ago
...That's what bomberman's really like in Japan, peeps
crazybuizel 1 year ago
Michael Bay financed this commercial.
Pikawil64 1 year ago
This video has given my life true meaning.
Why can't Sega be like this now?
Deadman6453 1 year ago
LMFAO! 0:06
grappler821 1 year ago
lol 2 splosions
TheMexican9894 1 year ago
sega was my one true love from my master system to my dreamcast she was always there for me. :'(...... i feel dirty playing ps3. sega was the one, she was my one true love. :'( good bye cruel world!!!!!!
SOB5000 1 year ago
hahahaaha amazing comercial really now i want a sega saturn !!!
sonicromer 1 year ago 2
o3o Keroro Gunsou . . .?
GiroGal101 1 year ago
@GiroGal101 it's all some elaborate plan to take over pekopon through the power of sega. truly his most engenius plan evur *< sarcasm *
KeroKaminaX 1 year ago
WTF IS THAT?! ITS SO FUNNY! AND WAS THAT KEROROS VOICE?!
kuraraShotai9 1 year ago
@kuraraShotai9 ah, kurara, glad i found you.
segata sanshiro is the mascot for the sega saturn in japan. if kenshiro didn't exist, HE would be the chuck norris of japan
KeroKaminaX 1 year ago
@KeroKaminaX OOOOOH! sorry its a little late...
kuraraShotai9 1 year ago
lol keroro
Fanzy35 1 year ago
. . . keroro?
KeroKaminaX 1 year ago
@KeroKaminaX Oh my god you're right! It sounds like a Keroro with a more high pitched voice.
FaiTakeruSachiko2 1 year ago
@KeroKaminaX HOLY SHIZNIT. That's SO weird OOO:
> W > Also this is Buneary45 on dA~
KukuCurryMaster 1 year ago
This is so manly, I my hair style changed and my clothes exploded into a Judo Gi.
GuardianAngelX72 1 year ago
The only man to challenge Segata unarmed and live longer than 4 seconds.
VirtualAutonomy 1 year ago 38
Segata Sanshiro can blow you up twice, whether there's any of you left or not....
And Jesus can turn water into wine. Kind of puts religion into perspective, doesn't it?
otisshinigami 1 year ago 6
@otisshinigami Segata Sanshiro would EXPLODE the water!
...and Jesus. Twice.
CervantesXV 1 year ago
After retiring from his duties as Kamen Rider he went on to kick even more ass.
XxRumble 1 year ago
this guy's knock Okuto no Ken huhuhu he explode the guy's at the end ^^ !!!
Meteotrance 1 year ago
Hiroshi Fujioka (Segata Sanshiro's actor) was best known for playing as Takeshi Hongo / Kamen Rider 1. The explosion in this commercial is based on the ones seen in tokusatsu shows.
Captain Falcon, another character considered by many as a "badass" character, was influenced by Kamen Rider 1, as well as Max Rockatansky (from the Mad Max series). Kenshiro, another character considered by many as "badass", was influenced by Max Rockatansky and Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in on film.
1983parrothead 1 year ago 4
@1983parrothead Damn Injures got he replaced by Kamen Rider V2.
conradojavier 1 year ago
@conradojavier Too bad Hiroshi Fujioka aged well. Nigo.. not so much.
RoboKenshiro 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro: The manliest, most epic man ever!
MrGamefreak197 1 year ago 3
Its obvious the dude who was blown up was from nintendo
MrEric3000 1 year ago 5
@MrEric3000 HE'S ALREADY DEAD!
Kenhiro:HUH?
conradojavier 1 year ago
Rofl
NasaXnieru 1 year ago
This man's Judo is powerful enough to make you explode. Twice. You do not cross him, and if you do, you do it only once.
Beriorn 1 year ago 7
segata sanshiro: the chuck norris of japan
lookatmeanimator 1 year ago
0:05
Vogeybear 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro > Chuck Norris > Superman > Mr T > Spiderman > Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>> He-Man
whattheheck1000 1 year ago
He doesn't just makes people explode when he throws them... he makes them explode TWICE.
bionicghost 1 year ago 63
@bionicghost he threw FLuttershy?
VinnyVanYiffy 5 months ago
I want to live in this version of the universe. I want to live in a world where if you throw someone on their head they explode like a propane cylinder
mistermajestyck 1 year ago
He throws somebody and they explode. Is there really anything else you need to know in order to understand Segata Sanshiro is the manliest man in history?
myez 1 year ago
THAT WAS AWESOME
dracosummoner 1 year ago
This is why the sega saturn outsold the n64 in japan
walkerctranger 1 year ago 2
Have to love the little "This is COOL" down in the bottom right corner near the end.
Just screams SEGA.
Twinleaf32 1 year ago
I wish I were good enough at martial arts that I could throw people on their heads and then they would explode.
Lordmaster36 1 year ago
The other guy is smiling when he is thrown. I imagine that he literally exploded with happiness after touching the amazing Segata Sanshiro.
Grug16 1 year ago
Sataan Bom-ba-man!!!! ^_^ Woah! That looks really good - I hear its a classic!
andy7666 1 year ago
14 people had an orgasm and missed the Like button.
DrPepper42yes 1 year ago
can Mr. T turned a man into a Human Bomb?!
conradojavier 1 year ago
: )
OgnarPliskin 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY EXPLODED!!!!
rejectofsoul24 1 year ago 3
@rejectofsoul24 SEGATA WINS..................XPLOTIONALITY!
conradojavier 1 year ago
@rejectofsoul24
... TWICE.
JSHADOWM 1 year ago
Japan has the best commercials
rejectofsoul24 1 year ago 2
This is epic. XD
zomgcontraishard 1 year ago
.......Only in Japan do we get commercials as random and nonsensical as these.
REGIFISHY 1 year ago
RIDER THROW!
Hiroslave 1 year ago 2
0:07 i wish that would actually happen
BRANDTzilla 1 year ago
Sanshiro's throws make people explode. beat that norris!
Slagdar 1 year ago 3
@Slagdar Not just that. They then explode again.
Gigaspine7 1 year ago 2
What the fuck...
That was awesome!!!!
jagus12 1 year ago 4
OMG!!!! his head is a bomb!!
alexvalenzuela100 1 year ago 2
Sony executive should've learned not to fuck with Segata Sanshiro.
newt42 1 year ago 2
HOLY SHIT IT'S BOMBERMAN
Voileipa 1 year ago
You don't fuck with Segata Sanshiro!
He'll explode your shit!
TWICE!
superkeijikun 2 years ago 40
Wow now I'm playing my Saturn!!
NIN1024 2 years ago 4
my life....IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!!
prinbillbroz 2 years ago 7
maybe if we had Segata Sanshiro in north america then saturn would have sold better!.. on second thought.. i doubt it hah
TheWacked666 2 years ago
If we had Segata Sanshiro in America, it would been a continental disaster, him leaving a trail of bodies across 81 states, 10 provinces, 2 federal districts and many, many territories.
bluebrotherx7 2 years ago 4
I wish that more commercials were like this.
Jeff652854000 2 years ago 2
Goes off to buy Bomberman,,,,
HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T THROW PEOPLE AND EXPLOSIONS SECONDS LATER?!
OmegaChosen0 2 years ago
I wish Bomberman was more like THAT guy: he threw a man into the air, and made him explode, twice. TWICE!!!
Mysterbyg 2 years ago
What the HELL man. This is the best video on the entirety of YouTube.
Segata was actually gonna be in Sega All-Stars Racing or whatever the hell it's called. He was supposed to ride a Sega Saturn.
I guess they left him out for balance purposes.
Naroon201 2 years ago 19
DLC man, DLC.
ads5926 2 years ago
@Naroon201 He's going to be dlc
RiiidgeRaacer 2 years ago
Awesome sauce. Thanks man.
Naroon201 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro makes Chuck Norris plead for mercy.
Pooper2471 2 years ago 8
hi jay
ecchiecchilol 2 years ago
Holy shnike! O_O
Did that guy just explode!? Wow.
BlueTechProductions 2 years ago
I watched this commercial once.
Next thing I knew, a hundred bucks were missing from my checking account, my computer was logged onto ebay, and a Sega Saturn was sitting on my doorstep.
pgalloway18 2 years ago 72
The spirit of Segata Sanshiro compels you to play until your fingers BREAK!
Crisis7 2 years ago 4
@pgalloway18: The sad thing is... the same thing happened to me.
I considered a Saturn years before I got one, but as soon as I saw this commercial I immediately hunted one down.
I don't regret it at all. It's always hooked up to my TV now.
Tamanozke 1 year ago
@Tamanozke If Sega used this instead of those weird-ass commercials to promote the Saturn in America, it would have DESTROYED the Playstation.
I still play my Sega Saturn. Most awesome console ever.
CervantesXV 1 year ago
Your wrong. He threw a man, and that man blew up TWICE!
GasmaskAnivue 2 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
epic mascot
but console sucked
crashbandicootsuck 2 years ago
That was...the single most fulfilling thing I've ever watched.
NavesRegg 2 years ago 155
He threw him into the air....and exploded.....Chuck Norris has NOTHING on that!
marcster1994 2 years ago 11
Throws A Guy And...BOOOMM!? 0_0
MaikeruShiro0095 2 years ago 2
This man, throws you, and you blow up.
IN
FRIKKING
CREDIBLE
ifureadthisdie 2 years ago 4
segata-sama is the only guy that can throw a guy facing front, and made the guy fall straight down and explodes. A skill even the mighty chuck norris doesn' t possess.
shinsame08 2 years ago 12
SEGA OF AMERICA SHOULDNT HAVE WASTED MONEY WlTH THEIR SEGA SATURN AD CAMPAIGN. JUST SHOW JAPAN'S ADD CAMPAIGN. SAVE MONEY. AND SELL AS WELL AS SEGA SATURN SOLD IN JAPAN
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 2 years ago 3
MUST....GET...SEGA....SATURN
suckmyofff 2 years ago 4
I known I'm always getting on to people for abusing superlatives, but god damn it, that is the best commercial for any product, EVAR.
Digitbig 2 years ago 6
They actually considered this guy for Sega Super Star Racing lol you can just picture it now.
TMW001 2 years ago 5
But that would be so wrong. You don't play as Segata Sanshiro. Segata Sanshiro plays as you.
Phoenix507 2 years ago 7
hy may still be in it, just don't get your hopes up.
lbyrd222 2 years ago
But....But if he was in Sega Super Star Racing, would not his awesomeness case the game to crash becuase it cannot handle the power of Sanshiro?!
DaELFGokulio 2 years ago 3
Oh my that's a fact I didn't consider.
TMW001 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro! Segata Sanshiro! amazing theme song
Darknesses10 2 years ago
If he transformed into Kamen Rider, we are all doomed :O
Gundam222 2 years ago 2
Agreed! Sadly I share the actual same name (in romaji anyhow) as Kamen Rider :(
DissidentGenro 2 years ago
I agree with you!
RossoEagleSaviour 2 years ago
i guess the fat guy landed on a landmine or segata throwed him so hard he exploded
RetroGameWalkthroug1 2 years ago 4
That Guy GOT NUKE'D!
conradojavier 2 years ago
Sure Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you out of existence, sure he can run around the world so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head, but Segata Sanshiro can Judo throw you and make you spontaneously explode.
Therefore, your argument is invalid.
VirgoTheCougar 2 years ago
Do not contest Segata Sanshiro unless you wish to be thrown, exploded, and brought back to life only to be re-exploded.... just to get his point across. Now if you excuse me I need to go get a Sega Saturn out of fear.
Nastuf 2 years ago
They just HAD to stick with Sonic...
UziFlame 2 years ago