Diamonds... she'll pretty much have to

[Parvie]

lmao

[NASCAR4ever11]

Diamonds...that'll shut her up

[MasterSokka]

LOL I laughed so hard when I saw this in Family Guy xD

[rdonovanc]

This should be required viewing after every holiday "buy her a diamond" ad on TV.

[Naomryn]

if this happened to me, i would just sell the ring and call him a dumbass

[zz4r]

41 girls dont give head

[7zobzombie]

Its about if you buy a fucking girl a ring she has to give you head.. aka oral sex

[TNTupYOURass]

family guy

[shadowmarka]

how did i get from a bunny singing about everyone having more sex than him to this?

[dino8192]

whats this a spoof of?

[RetroToledo]

@dino8192 It was spoofing a familiar series of commercials that were done for "De Beers" where people were receiving diamond jewelry often shown as silhouettes as seen here besides the diamond being visibly seen.

[GFMarshallx1]

@dino8192 Hilary Duff, when her husband proposed to her, she was caught paying him back by polishing his nob on the balcony of their condo. I just wanted to punch the shit eating grin off his face.

[diogotomediogo]

41 sluts think they cant be bought

[Naomryn]

@diogotomediogo don't be mad just becuz your daddy fucks you

[realvaquero]

hahahahahah amazing

[Spanks05HMGT]

Lmao

[KorXos]

is the word "diamonds" supposed to be a pun in this?

[HindsightPOV]

Gotta get a diamond ring. Gotta get a diamond ring.

[Rick132500]

Back when FG used to be funny.

[SmashBrosFan19]

@Rick132500 My exact thoughts

[powpowpow58]

Ahaha vomited genitalia.....

[owneddiagonal]

spend your fkn money for a girl

gtfo

[eclecticmaster]

I believe the song is "Palladio: I. Allegretto"



[JETZONLY]

Who would ever dislike this video?

[terrancy07]

@JETZONLY women! lol

[FlamingBat]

Which episode is this?

[stanconsidine]

@FlamingBat peter caviar eater

[CrockedFlame]

Omg explains my life

[kris9138]

**logs off computer..... grabs keys.... and heads to the pawn shop nearby**

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Bob saget does the same thing for coke

[adamJcarter]

it should say...she'll pretty much have to again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again......

[liljagsa]

hilary duff

[powpowpow58]

I'm 13 I don't get it. She'll have to what? Suck your dick?I could probably get that without diamonds........"hey Sarah, does this rag smell like colorform??" 32 women and 1 gay guy dislike this

[xxhennersxx]

@powpowpow58 if she's passed out she can't suck your dick retard. That's sex you're thinking of. Failure.

[JaiNobesIsARat]

@xxhennersxx Lol @ this argument.

Uhhh... is "asleep" different to "unconscious"? Because if you consider them the same i'm afraid i'll have to disagree with you...

[JaiNobesIsARat]

@powpowpow58 With a bit of luck you'll trip the gag reflex, she'll wake up startled and clench her teeth together, you'll be rendered infertile and then have your own now-detached genitalia spat back at you in a wave of vomit.

All in all, a good night?

(I amused myself with this post - if you don't like it, feel free to take out your frustration using the thumbs down button, not really bothered.)

[JaiNobesIsARat]

The alternative being "Rohypnol - she'll pretty much have to"

...Chloroform works too...

[presidentbrian1]

334 woman did have to

[cuzzythewolf2]

i love this clip

[baggouras]

33 feminists?

[Freemench]

I didn't know that Hillary Duff did that announcement.

Strange, uh?

[Freemench]

I didn't know that Hillary Duff did that announcement.

Strange, uh?

[Mindraker1]

Ain't worth the money, guys... seriously.

[richieonce]

333 likes 33 dislikes....? ILLUMINATTI!!!!!!!!!!

[Mistermemy]

i seriously laguhed my ass off!

[Freedom21stCenturi]

Diamonds are not a girls best friend. Actually do some research, and the ruthless DeBeers diamond monopoly had an extremely widely successful marketing campaign in the 50's directed at women portraying diamonds as "lasting forever" like a marriage.

[longview1987]

greatest joke ever!

[tevoflex23]

32 Females Disliked This

[TheTarrMan]

Anyone know the name of that song? 

[muhalifsirin]

screw it, nothing less than a threesome (not the devil's one) is acceptable for 3 months salary. 

[funkytownallround]

BEST ADVERT EVER!!!

[TheKale808]

Something All men should understand..... Money is everything

[Skippersonic]

Funny Shit, indeed.

[theVIP]

Hillary Duff's proposal :P

[TheDawgPound]

@theVIP Zing!

[BivMan101]

shes a hoe!!!

[ryanxwalton]

Diamonds are forever, but Herpes is priceless!

[TheKerns59]

Now I'm Buying My Girlfriend A Diamond..

[MrSaavedra7]

Love this commercial!

[206025]

I'm a chick and I have to agree with this hahaha whenever my ex gave me diamonds I knew a blow job was the way to repay him haha

[theAUSSIEred]

epic

[RABBZsWORLD]

funny...

[lolwtfmanrofl]

lol @ BabyBoiQue's comment

[therealsoulproduct]

Yeah, Hilary Duff pretty much had to....LOL!

[kevin27NYI]

MIKE COMRIE!

[fangednekoyasha]

Is that Hillary Duff?

[NickPalmer9]

Mike Comrie is my new hero...

[GlimpseInTheLife]

song plz?

[saumaun92]

@GlimpseInTheLife it sounds similar to the original song used in these commercials, called Palladio. Here's a Youtube vid E5jtKuQeq0w

[DavidElijah]

it is the non copyright version of the original song.

they just change 2 or 3 notes in the main theme, then play around it. you hear it all over tv. there is a sonic fast food commercial out right now that is just 2 notes from a strokes song.

[iwatchusleep22]

hahaha funny

[DrakeVagabond]

He spent probably five months salary on that diamond. Sh better.

[enigmachase1]

@DrakeVagabond haha it should say "Diamonds? she fucking well better"

[JessTheHero]

everytime i hear a diamond commercial that has that type of music playing i think of this :D

[Rahhhsajp19]

funnyest comment ever

[derhalt1990]

xD xD omg, you are poor!

[TB4000]

Considering they say that the ring is supposed to run like 3-4 months salary or something, this is not off the mark. I'd actually wager I earned a 69 to boot.

[BabyBoiQue]

69 means i have to work too, after a diamond ring i just want to sit back and enjoy, lmao.

[xso61673]

Done and done.

[blackhossproductions]

yes adding "funny shit" to the beginning totally made this worth watching.

[BaDoOoRe007]

seth is so sick looooooooooooooooool

fuckin hilarious

[clgates1987]

Damn Right!!!

[TheGeckoNinja]

i better get more than a blowjob if i buy a diamon XD

[chelsivaughn]

you wont get anything for a "diamon"

[christentze]

pshaha. yes, the 'd' means everything and without it the deal in so off.

love your humor. : )

[Caboose68]

*high five*

[Fuckustupidasshoe]

I HAV THAT SHIRT!!!

[Senj0]

Lol i saw this episode like 10 minutes ago :P

[puppies3100]

LOL that is  some funny sh*t

[Xemmegas]

LMAO

[Tryzon]

The censors must have hated this...their loss ^_^

[FarbrorKudde]

hahahahaha

[LeighbyTM]

LOL awesome. I youtubed this and I found it straight away, I was telling my friend about it and he wanted to see rofl. I love this add (H)

[kstar4eva2k8]

what..the...hell which episode is this from ha

[linuxx0r]

first episode of second season the one where they get a castle

[mehikokonn123]

oh i laughed so hard when i saw that in one episode.....

[ALiiCEEE010]

ahh me tooo

[whoosietoo]

LOL she ll pretty much have to indeed

[GearsTony]

wake up sleepy head LOL

[roflspongebob]

lol just saw this on family guy.

[spinemelter2000]

My ex-girlfriend blew me when I bought her a diamond necklace and then got mad when she found out it was fake. It was just a prize I got in the coin-operated egg machine at the grocery store.

[RoyaltyAuthority]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL awesome

[smowkmylungs]

Lol, good one

[whoadee27]

GOTTA TRY THAT!

[pimpintrae]

lol keyword: "EX"-girlfriend.

too funny

[Eshalmahmood]

You flatter yourself.

[MediumKuriboh]

i hope it works for me :D

[spinemelter2000]

Sorry everyone, but this story didn't really happen. But wouldn't it be funny if it did? At least I got a 36+ rating for that comment. And who knows, maybe the egg machine would work. You don't know until you try. But I'd at least need to have a girlfriend in the first place, which is unlikely to happen.

[WilliefreshTV]

@spinemelter2000 haha

you are one funny dude

i swear your the funniest guy on youtube !

that egg machine comment made my nite hahaha

thanx 4 that

[Hibryd7]

@spinemelter2000 Haha, women are stupid.

[Seraphoid]

@Hibryd7 hhahhahaahah guys have to figure out how to do things women already know how. that and I'd blow my man anyways fuck diamonds, hahahahah YOU'RE STUPID!

[Seraphoid]

@spinemelter2000 that's horrible but I'm a chick and I am laughing so hard right now and if my man did that for me or not I'd still do that LOL!

[spinemelter2000]

I was joking. I posted another comment on this video to say I didn't really do that. But I'm happy that people appreciate my creativity for making up the story.

Seriously, if I ever do get married, I won't be buying any diamonds because love shouldn't be about materialism.

[MsYerbabuena]

@spinemelter2000

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahha­ahahahahhaahaaaaa

[kanzakiakari]

@spinemelter2000 your girlfriend must be pretty damn stupid if she couldn't tell that shit was fake

[spinemelter2000]

I was joking. Read my other comment.

[wildfratto]

@spinemelter2000  is your girl friend 6 years old?

[spinemelter2000]

@wildfratto no she's 60, the same age as your mom

[jt8402]

@spinemelter2000 you sir are a gentleman *fist pound*

[soulslayernick13]

hmmm TO THE DIMOND STORE!!!

[jeroennickman]

Your mom's not gonna die, fool. Don't tell me you belive that shit? I've read like 10 of these over the last 3 months and my mom is still alive and well. :-/

[DjiXas]

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a whore? Haha

[SykoSaint]

yeah but then you'd catch something

[UzumakiItachi675]

how lot's of money on dimonds for a dick suck

[DrSkottie]

i cried i laughed so hard...

[nikijuice32]

LMFAO HAHAHAHA "pretty much have to" haha 2 tru :P

[Zombissux]

This show is so offensive and funny. I love it.

[WonderfulWocket]

Hey, if a guy wants to spent hundreds of dollars of his hard-earned money just for one blowjob, then he deserves whatever he gets.

[FreeCapital]

Tue dat yo. I be like, yo, you know dis jus da first installment, right?

[FreeCapital]

Oh, my apologies, that was supposed to be "true" as in "true dat yo".

[Thaepheux]

lmao @ Free Capital..

You come across all gangsta type style, then realize your typo and respond/correct it with propper spelling and all apologetic like..

classic

5/5

[WilliefreshTV]

@FreeCapital lmaooo i like how u corrected your self and sounded like 2 totally different ppl lol

[Zombie1592]

....say YES===:)

[RETURNSVD]

kick ass

[kbotreau1]

LOL, Family Guy!

[santushka121]

:o u dirty boy

[spectrecross]

rofl thats hilarious XD

[bloobeyond]

ok so queastion!!whats the song in that!!ive been looking for it like crazy!!for the original commercial!

[viagramancer]

palladio by karl jenkins

[danlovesjas]

this is great !

cant wait to show the missus

[Zombissux]

This is so funny. I can't beleave they get away with that.

[maytinkerblast]

lmao!!!

[54spiritedwill54]

what's the name of this song?

[hollaabitxh]

hahaha love this

[azzoburns]

love this :) from the episode peter peter caviar eater, pissed myself wen i first saw it :)

[noahjaredb]

Rap.. If you don't get it you are retarted she was going to give him a blowjob....If you don't know what that is...Oh wow..

[defdakilla]

Its so true

[centpushups]

crazy when was this.

bonne video

[mose20]

Pretty much.

[rap1800]

She'll Have to do what?!?!? I dont get it.

[ajsen1gma]

Perform fellatio on the man giving it to her. The joke is, is that giving diamonds sets an invisible standard of the woman going out of her way to please the man that gave her the diamond. Here's the thing: it works (;

[elpuma92]

She better diamonds are expensive

[xa25]

damn that's funny!

[Hackrkid]

haha thats the stuff

shell pretty much have to

[CrAzYpotpie]

I saw this on TBS semi recently for the first time, and they showed her going much further down. I laughed my head off. Went and bought the DVD of first and second season, and it was cut like it is here. Bah!

[onedarwinian]

how is that funny?

[MaximumSp33d]

you'll learn when you're older, kid

[drumgol]

because it's true. And before you reply with "Why is that true?"...don't....It just is. He spends money on a diamond ring the least she can do is give him a blowjob

[sandaili]

Yeah okay you're retarded. Of course, if the only time you're getting a blowjob is when you give a woman a diamond ring, then obviously there's something wrong with you.

[tjcco2005]

stop cryin like a little bitch sandalli, it's just a joke on a cartoon. go finish watching c-span then since you got so much of a problem with it

[timemonkey]

I belive a necklace is required for anal.

[laulusje]

Hahahaha, thats hilarious