Lock Stock - The Two Chris'

[SAMMYCOisDAVE]

u shouldnt of been a footballer ruined is image

[NINJASE7EN]

Paid the cost to be the boss, look at me, know what you see? You see a BAD motha!

[Javelin09]

OI! You use language like that again, son, you'll wish you 'adn't!

[yajo891]

i love how he just playes the good father,

OI language son!

[lewis200009]

whats this song

[trickorweed]

@iqra1235 Lord Fineese - Bad Mutha(at least its the hip hop vers.)

[iqra1235]

song?

[GammaBoom]

@iqra1235 James Brown - The Boss

[rocky20000g]

what defines a nerd is someone with no bullocks. i don`t really play games except Grand theft auto, but i don`t think your a nerd cos u play a game, a nerd is a little shit with no balls and no muscle. i don`t know weather your a fucking nerd or not, but isn`t arguing on a fucking utube comment a bit nerdy? alough it is quite fun looking at u arguing lol

[Urindunk]

@rocky20000g

Sorry, but no. That's not what defines a nerd at all.

[ostkreutzer]

Press 5, wait for 3 seconds then press 8 and then 7 :D

[maxcap2]

@ostkreutzer too much work

[sammylava]

LMAO.... he says, "mind your language in front of the boy.... that includes blasphemy as well "

and then the boy goes and does both in just two words..... fu**ing 'ell john

LOL

[Nimrod664]

shut up nerd

[Tatabangyah]

LMAO 1:14-1:23

[189394]

Watching Vinnie in a film always makes my day. I just love Vinnie being Vinnie.

[jumbojuba]

Vinnie Jones is the boss !

[OkejJake]

fucking hell john xD i love this line !!!

[riejuroks]

i love it when he loses the fuckin plot at the end u cant even understand what he's saying its genius!

[Victorinox667]

Oy!! You use language like that again, you'll wish you hadn't.

[rav2k6]

Whats the name of the song?? Thx

[ACTopskilled]

@rav2k6 The Boss by James Brown

[ACTopskilled]

@rav2k6 The Boss by James Brown

[chainbluelightning1]

Every scene with Jones is pure gold. An especially ace scene is when he's destroying the guy who put the knife to his son's throat. Rock on, protect your son. I liked it better when I had no idea what the fuck he was saying as he slammed the car door on the guy's head; made him seem even more of a wildman. When I put closed captioning on:

"Never ever has anyone been as rude to me as you, Dog!" Still great, but I just prefer the unintelligible shrieking.

[AnglOsAxOn2]

I used to give jones loads of grief when he was on the pitch every one did, but hed always acknowledge it.

His character in this film was based on dave courtney. He had just been released from prison when he filmed the scene where he beats up the guy after crashing his car. Lenny mclean had cancer and was very ill during filming hence why he is sat down during most of it.

Full of facts me.

[TheWrestlerNation]

forget chuck norris, who would wanna fight this british bruiser

[xgl5]

fucking hell john lol

[MiniMelloYellow]

One of the best scenes of all time

[kawasafs1e]

See on Youtube:Vinnie Jones Bar-room Brawl.

See on Youtube:Jesse Bickett the man who glassed Vinnie Jones.

See on Youtube:Vinnie Jones Bar-room Brawl: Talks to the media.

See on Youtube:Vinnie Jones could do the same to the housemates.Vinnie Jones attack

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

Is that first guy in the clip Johnny Quid from RocknRolla ?

[Leatherdoggie]

@LetsGoFcukingMental No that's not him.

[111sully111]

no m8 lol

[devonpenner]

Vinnie Jones WILL fuck you up hahaha

[Leatherdoggie]

@devonpenner He's the Juggernaut, Bitch

[AdorkableDaviesx3]

Vinnie Jones is a fxcking good actor fair does- hardman suits him;D love it when you jus see him walking all badboyish on his own:D

[BbaLkAn88]

great choice of song "pay the cost to the boss.... look at me, look what ya see, i'm a bad mother" really suits chris

[AlanJonesStyles]

I was in a Class with him but its a long time ago we were best friends but since he did that video i'd like shoot him in the head because he's emberessing and i don't want to bee seen with him

[immeyouhe]

Cool story, bro.

[AlanJonesStyles]

No im not Retarded Like that Stupid motherfucker but he lives only 2 miles away from me

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

hahaha roflmao can you hear him screaming from that distance?

[blooregardo]

1:43 to 1:49 lol

[jaybayta]

"OY! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't! " LOL

[Pulkafettot]

The song is The Boss by James Brown.

[daveparsons52]

thanks for the imformatiom Pulkafettot. It's a tremendous sound. Its sad he is no longer with us.

[Gandogar86]

can some1 plz tell me the name of this song? its just great !

[Simpleburger1968]

"......and it IS a lovely tan" .....ha-ha

[burberrybedroom]

hahahahaha play 1:48 to 1:49 over and over and over without smiling...i bet you can't!

[thornensians]

Dont worry about the spelling spammers they have no lives.

[spearing101]

this film has the best soundtrack ever!

[livinginoneness9]

that sucks, didnt get the punch in

[covGuk]

1:49 he means business

[AlanJonesStyles]

"I've got some bad news for you John"

"what the Fuck"

BANG

"Watch your language in front of the boy"

"Jesus Christ"

Bang

"that includes blasphmie as well" ROFL LMAO

[Morales6425]

you spelled 'blasphemy' wrong, dumbass.

[AlanJonesStyles]

I'm a 15 year old german kid why the fuck sould i know how "blasphemy" is spelled

[uzayrmalik]

Dont worry about him mate. hes a bit of a geek.

[pickyantivirus]

Hes a geek because he can spell?

Maybe he has some qualifications unlike you

[Imiface]

:))))

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

Angry German kid by any chance?

[AnglOsAxOn2]

@AlanJonesStyles Lol great retort I am laughing at that, nice one.

[SoniaManrique]

No entiendo

[AlanJonesStyles]

does any body knows the name of the song ?

[KiiDDii3]

james brown - paid the cost

[madziosha]

love it !

[Ziedj]

the best movie ,fuck i love

[JohnRambo]

Why the hell was there an edit job in this vid? Completely Unnecessary indeed. Besides that, classic Vinnie Jones scene. He does wonders when teamed up with Mr. Ritchie.

[ExDrT]

his best role was in stanch.... and he was cool in Euro trip also ^^

[NCTurbulence]

Tell Harry :BANG: i mean Mr.Harry hahaha

[Holic1337]

Rofl the guy in the tanning bed looks like Jared from Subway!

[BuxtehudeBuxtehude]

Fucking 'ell John!

[Niggeontour]

Snatch & Lock stock

[Sizz06]

chillll winston. its me. charlie knows its me

[domonik666]

ROFL!! this is my gav scene from the movie!!!

[armstrn]

Lock Stock is the best by MILES!!!

[Tjk116]

what is his latest film like?

[armstrn]

well i just saw him in Hell ride... Awsome... not his best but still great

[itslikeadrill]

I wish I had over a monkey in my wallet...

[orduni90]

which is better: this movie or Snatch?

[gnarkill87]

I personally perfer lock, stock and two smoking barrels. but they're both good in their own ways.

[boons50]

i think my list is lock stock then layer cake then snatch but they are all on my top 10 list

[IOPhaser]

is layer cake similar? because i literally loved two other films

[boons50]

its similar but its more of a serious movie like revolver

[PWJAMES6]

Great music, excellent film !!!

[guitardude1988teuben]

thx dude:P

[guitardude1988teuben]

whats the song thats playing in this scene

[hi84824]

thats james brown!!lol... the boss.

[Stourley]

Nice edit on the cut out sweet...ty.

[johnnymifo]

I love this film, the whole film start to finish is filled with scene's like this, if you haven't already watched it, watch it. If you have watched it, watch it again & again & again. This is a classic. To all the american's amoungst us, BUY this film. This is a Guy Richie Production, for those that don't know who Guy Richie is. Madonna is his Trouble & Strife (Wife)

[100017]

Guy Ritchie=GREAT Director/Producer, Snatch and Revolver (Lock Stock and 2 Smoking barrels also) were all GREAT movies.

[grazon]

Chris is a really interesting character.

He's willing to beat up, mutilate, and even kill people for a living yet you can tell he loves his son more than his own life.

[TheChamberofFarts]

@grazon yea no duh you fucking asshole

[ThatRagingBull]

The bit where the guv asks him if he wants a lolly is the funniest bit with little chris. fuck off you nonce lol

[avinelson]

My favorite movie ever. And I am an American chic! YAY Big Chris!

[RitchiesAcount]

lol sorta sums the film up reli

[gr8zd]

this film is fackin gr8 all da bastards init r fitttttt

[TBAME]

fucking best

[ancientoneuk]

Jones is a pussy, back in the late eighties I chased him out of Wimbledon sunday market with an iron stall bar as he thought he was jack the lad, teach him to pick on an ex F trooper but then you kids don't even know who we were eh?

[AndTee]

lol, that's why you have loads of world of warcraft videos on your profile?

faggot

[DeatgMagnet]

@AndTee whats wrong with wow man ? I used to play wow. at last 5 hours per week. Its so stupid that ppl think that only nerds play wow or that the game sucks. Its just like every other game or just for fun like watching movies. :P

[Devon6961]

@DeatgMagnet World of warcraft is the shitiest game ever made, and you must be a nerd if u play it

[DeatgMagnet]

@Devon6961 No, im not a nerd actually. Its just your stupid opinion. Actually kinda retarded opinion. If u play wow at nights after work sometimes does it make me a nerd ? NO ! Its kinda same thing as watching TV, going to Youtube, or playing any other game...all comes down to same thing actually.

Now, your opinion must be the shitiest opinion ever and you must be a nerd to think so.

[tysonic777]

Drop dead fuckface not all of us are ignorant of pussy Millwall football hooligans who can only fight when they have a dozen of their mates behind them or holding their victim's arms . Any fuckwit can swing an iron bar or a flick knife, real men fight with fists not like braindead hooligan apes, real men fight like lions, not like pussies

[sbfc4eva]

Real men dont fight at all

[nastytrigga]

ooooooooooi you use language like that agen son you wish you hadnt bang bang

[kellina84]

fuckin eh ol john

[nick5827]

nothing beats little kids cursing at adults, i think that is the best

[Zillah91]

Love this movie, especially Big Chris and what he's like with his kid- like it's alright to kill someone in a car door or smash someone's face with a sunbed, but not to swear.

Lock Stock = Masterpiece.

Guy Ritchie = Genius.

[Ozi2002ris]

Its soooo coool !!!!

[curlythepig]

i FACKING LOVE DIS FILM , ITS SO FACKING REAL . TOLD BY THE BOYS IN THE KNOW. ITS A MANS FACKING FILM , A RIGHT FACKING LARF .

[robcolley2k7]

fack arf u sap

[molvicorleone]

STFU

[kayaksta]

AHHHH!!! this movie is so awesome! best ever period!

[RescoeZ]

'WTF' bang 'You mind your language in front of the boy.' 'Jesus Christ!' That goes for blasphemy as well' lol I love this film

[RescoeZ]

*includes blasphemy

[ecpeter]

CLASSIC!

[LadySleek83]

Could Vinnie Jones be any sexier...... I sound like Chandler from Friends! LOL

[goldshiregrunt]

the silence after vinne smacks the guy(when the clip ends) was worse than the thud in the film lol, great film though :D, and great scene :P

[Craig00000000001]

a likeeeee

[adzboi]

vinnie wot a fuckin legend

[Craigee69]

"JESUS CHRIST" LOL LEGENDARY!!!

[eminem4444]

thanks for your help guys

[eminem4444]

hey whats the name off the song at start

[Gungrave2k6]

You know what, i forgot. i 'think' its by james brown though. will check when i next get time.

[RockyEyeOfTheTiger]

It's James Brown

[andreweasygale]

James Brown - The Boss

Available on the soundtrack

[TopBuzzer50]

lock stock is the gr8est film ever made :D

[redhotice]

Very good film, like snatch, BRITISH FILMS, are on the rise!

England ftw

[jess469]

Vinny jones is lushh

[FartyFartyPoopyPants]

Great movie.

[2uniek]

aaahahaha oh fuck this is classic.. love the movie and snach

[Drakodan]

Lock stock. A british gangster film. therefore a kickass ganster film.

[bodwisa]

They'll kick your fucking ass.

[moochy101]

sik film this lol

[scottramsay29]

great