Sarah Jessica Parker

[AxemanKelly]

That's one ugly motherfucking cunt!

[thisendlessforest]

That's animal cruelty! Who'd make a poor horse wear a bra :(

[91Gmz]

I don't appreciate y'all hating on SJP. She's a gorgeous and talented woman with a kick-ass sense of fashion.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

I wanted to see if they had any that episode when she was in South Park so I typed in "Sarah Jessica Parker" and a suggestion for "Sarah Jessica Parker hot" came up. Unable to help myself I clicked it...no vids with the word "hot" in it to be found...but this one was first.

Hilarious all the same.

[tetsumauchiha]

oh no its a......... transvestite donkey camel dog that was horribly disfigured.

[LUCKYLASTCHANCE13]

ewwwwey :P

[SaRaCeNzzz]

I didn't know if i was masterbating over a woman or a horse...

[nannyrocks100]

SHE IS SO FINE SHE HAS A NICE BOD I WOULD DO HER!!

[SteveO1887]

only women find her attractive, whens she gonna turn lesbian

[tenacious645]

To all you nay sayers to would you do her. I say hell yes and I've done worse. hahahaha

[KreatureoftheNight]

sexay!

[eastcolfax]

sxymelissann is right all you douche bags would give your eye teeth for 15 minutes with her

[bb152005]

@eastcolfax Dude, this bitch is fucking disgusting. It looks like a man in women's clothing. It's not our fault that you are a homo, but not all of us are. For all of you that find her attractive : You are either gay, or into bestiality. And how the fuck was this a suggested video when I was watching FPS Russia?

[Naomiif]

@bb152005 So you're saying that heterosexual men only can be attractive to women, who you consider self as attractive? If you really are that dumb, I can't say anything else than I pity you.

[sxymelissannt]

All u guys r jst tryn 2 b kewl by sayn shes ugly. U can't think for urselves? She is pretty & she has a fantastic body & u know u'd do her if u had half a chance...But u nevr will hahaha honestly i dont think ne of u guys r worth her blowing her nose on LMAO

[oxfordpictionary]

this scene is so stressful! but sjp is cute and has a nice body, i always thought. not to mention, more importantly, she's a great actress.

[tmixjr]

Stop it.. you know she is damn hot. what a rockin bod !!!!!

[AxemanKelly]

Somebody get the horse some oats!

[DNATV100]

oh dam she is sooo hot idc wat anyone says

[MrMaryJanes]

If you find her attractive, consider going to a transvestite show, and come out of the closet. At some point we've all got to pick a side...Yours is just men dressed like women!!

[vividlykc]

@MrMaryJanes you people are disgusting.

[cartoonhead10]

She's got a face like a distressed moose !!!!! UGH!!!!

[ben5251995]

Who's that transvestite donkey witch and why is it wearing a bikini

[scrillagetta1985]

she kinda looks like a man / tranny

[mtmetaltitan]

luvit!



[3160jimmys]

smoking hot don't know why some people think she is not hot gay ass mother fuckers

[Flyyyy]

Sarah,.....why the long face?

[promethiaz1]

I would, absolutely.

[Scalli90]

She's a beauty! Don't matter what other people say!

[josh4380]

transvestite-donkey-witch

[Avatarblackwolf]

@josh4380 LMFAO!!!

[Kerkren]

stoopid woman...worst actress in the world...According to Dolores Fuller, upon meeting Parker for the first time at the press party after the 'Ed Wood' movie opened (Parker portrayed Fuller in the film), Parker said "I just got through telling everybody that I just played the part of the worst actress in the history of film."

[brendynireland]

wow people think shes hot?! let alone jack it to her?! jesus christ!!! if i saw her completely nude id never get a hard even if i started jacking. shes so fucking ugly!! she looks a anorexic methhead transvestite donkey witch. im not saying this cuz shes old i mean pamela anderson is old and i thought she was very atractive couple years back. daaaaamn. cant believe she gets lead roles >.>

[babydonutxoxo]

what the fuck are your problems?

why the fuck are you insulting her so vulgarly?

she's an amazing actress, and prettier than any of your moms are ever going to be.

oh, and at least she's so fucking famous and talented unlike you pieces of cum sucking dicks who's future is to clean up horseshit.

so what if she's old? are you guys going to like stay young forever or something?

so fuck off if you don't like her.

why the fuck would you be watching this anyway?

go fuck yourselves, jealous cunts.

[radiusnicetymeacd]

Parker has also appeared in many other films, including Footloose (1984), L.A. Story (1991), Honeymoon in Vegas (1992), Hocus Pocus (1993), Mars Attacks! (1996), The Family Stone (2005), Failure to Launch (2006), Smart People (2008), and Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009).

[Mrozek93]

Shes ugly as horse shit, oh no wait, horse shit is better than that

[bahlaiwa]

omg her face is like a fucking vagina that got fucked 1000000000 times eww i cant believe shes hot i well rather fuck ur grandma dickhead

[lilguy1171]

if i made two of the same comments i apoligize but feel free to reply

[lilguy1171]

i pity her son for having a hideous thing for a mother. hell i bet alot of peaple would rather fuck (the) meg from family guy than sarah jessica parker

[lilguy1171]

wow i pity her son right now for having a hideouse (sorry i spelled it wrong) mother

[bobo7813]

Where did a donkey-faced douchebag ever get the fame and fortune of celebrity????

[mcainislame]

she looks like a foot

[shockvoz123]

@mcainislame lol what family guy said is so true! Yeah she's gruesome.

[punpanonicus]

wtf... she's hideous!

[pinknlilly]

her face does look kinda like a witch but for some reason I like her as an actress.

[Hellscope1]

transvestite donkey witch but she looks kinda hot on this

[AxemanKelly]

Paint her fuckin face green and she could be the wicked witch of the west. Ugly fuckin bitch! You guys must think Alice the fuckin goon is hot too...jerk offs!

[EternallyRecurring]

@AxemanKelly Google Margaret Hamilton. Not even close.

[riddlebrandan]

she does look like a transvestite donkey witch

[BobSagetsDad]

O come hear the tale of scrotey,

and the transvestite donkey witch who had the shits

she pissed out her ass

and pooped out her tits

the poop that took a pee

the pee that took a poop

mcboogerballs

[scatcoitus]

she kind of reminds me of an ugly version of jennifer aniston

[WASP1973]

Ugly old bitch!

[nagato455]

I just vomit by seeing the rag whore like this.

[nyyankfan05]

My friends, give her the paper bag treatment and off we go.

[TimerThe]

ugly tranvestit whore

[12emeirs]

she has like a sexiness thats different idk how

[krazycore]

I came here because of south park..

[jamminflu]

@krazycore

me too

[bday121]

SJP definitely has a different look going on. I'll admit before getting into SATC I thought she was ugly. But after watching all the episodes her looks really grew on me. Sure, she's not Barbie, but SJP does have a natural beauty to her. It's just not as obvious. She looks especially good in Hocus Pocus.

[RoboJediNeo]

@bday121 I agree. I had a crush on her in Hocus Pocus when I was young, and my sister loves SATC so I've gotten to like her a lot now too.

[XmorphinX]

what a ugly fuck

[mikeyaaa]

a lot of people say she is ugly...but they know they would fuck her ass off given the chance.

[jimpy419]

@mikeyaaa I wouldn't fuck her dude..I wouldn't even touch her. If she opened her mouth I would jerk my load in it but only from a distance.

[jimpy419]

@mikeyaaa I wouldn't fuck that aging sack of bones if you paid me!

[ayayay111]

she looks different on south park

[bietske]

Love that scene where Natasha brook her noise.

[Omega3chimp]

did anybody know she was jewish?

[SuddenCatharsis]

@Omega3chimp

jewish girls are sexy

[Omega3chimp]

@SuddenCatharsis sure shes not Jewish that much just by relgion jews were originaly brownish col loured we should fuck all the middle eastern people so they become white actually.

[scott1990scott]

I think Sarah Jessica Parker is gorgeous

always have... shes got a pretty smile :)

and a beautiful personality

those who call her "ugly" should be hung

:[

[666jewkid]

@scott1990scott I think you should be hung for thinking shes attractive ahaha anyone whos a man and thinks sara jessica parker is hot is actually gay in real life. shes not even human. shes a donkey witch

[CJxFLO]

looks like a guy i know at the gym.

[BUFFALOxBlLL]

transvestite donkey witch!!!!!!!!!

[veteaspain]

Sarah Jessica Parker and party had a new feeling during their stay in Abu Dhabi for second part of Sex And The City

[themightyjoseph]

i think my dick just shrunk looking at her, and i dont mean that my erection is gone, i actually mean MY DICK has gone smaller

[warmdam1212]

gross!

[xLightlySoberx]

south park FTW

[trousien]

i will be honest she looks like a dude

[XtremeOwner]

ugly

[13b1cdw8g]

why is that transvestite donkey witch wearing a dress. someone get her some moose antlers

[hitmansticks2]

hahahahahahaha nice fkn butters

[antisadism]

Like 99% of the people who call Sarah ugly look alot worse than her.

[Maverick9417]

are you silly she is the hottest woman on the planet.

[JohnEdwardIAF]

If you like transvestite donkey witches, then yeah I guess she's ok.

[themightyjoseph]

@Maverick9417 please tell me your joking, this fugly skank looks like a dogs asshole

[voltera6]

@themightyjoseph haaha did u see the new southpark ep its funnayyy

[themightyjoseph]

@voltera6 ye then i came strait here to take the piss out of her, plus i didnt like her anyways cuz of her attitude WHAT A BITCH

[Airsoftcleaner]

I swear she is so ugly if there was a Wizard of Oz remake she would be the perfect Wicked Witch.

[KnightOfTheHearts]

she's a real woman, beautiful and smart, *kisses her hand*

[momo12364]

i don't get, how come shes wearing a pink bra but red panties?

[iRockBoXers]

who gives a shit? she's hot

[Airsoftcleaner]

HOT??? Are you blind????? Angelina Jolie is Hot,Cameron Diaz is hot,Heather Graham is Hot,Even Kristin Davis is Hot but HER???? GET SERIOUS!!!

[ja8sky0ring]

she might not be the best looking actor but there are alot worst....

[trick1230Y]

who the fuck do you lot are?? go put some glasses on!! pricks!!!

[biiancabrw]

shes grooss looking, here booobs are like 11100 miles apart lol

[00piscosour00]

DUDES, seriuosly, when is this woman gonna retire? isnt she like 1000 years old already?? she looks like a walking mummy

[kondurperusix]

I don't know whay many people say she is ugly,she is not so hot as nicole kidman or monica belluci,but I will fuck her anyway,her face is not that pretty but her body is ok,I will fuck SJP

[Airsoftcleaner]

You're right ,I'd do her,I would just have to put a bag over her head and Imagine she was Heather Graham.

[lingtd]

Sarah Jessica Parker is not that classic beauty but she is smart and exudes sexuality. I definitely would love to be with her!!!

[darkroronoa]

shes like a Centaurus but instead of a horse body and human face she got a human body and a horse face!

[guitar4evr24]

hahaha

[MANILABOY6631]

As SJP gets older, she begins to look like a man who's done some hard time ! Her husband is even prettier than her !

[qmamzmwm]

oh my god. Your comment is really hilarious !

[RyanLeeParis]

I'd tap that ass.

[rameroyle]

I masturbate to her all the time.

[jerkofftohalleberry]

@rameroyle she made me cum

[AxemanKelly]

@rameroyle You're sicker than rackandroll4life1

[narssiadanar]

@rameroyle good to know

[randers4Ever]

@rameroyle me too:D she is so hot

[jwitt1]

@rameroyle

I have some bad news for you, and some worse news for your parents.

[818lashr]

Carey is a slut, all them bitches are sluts except my baby girl Charlotte. shes like the girl of my dreams. love u

[rockandroll4life1]

i dont care what anyone says i think shes HAWT!!!

[bboyorc]

@rockandroll4life1 . she has a face that looks different than your traditional hottie but shes very atractive and probly because her look is a bit different .. great body too

[jimpy419]

@bboyorc Dude, you're very wrong. She is a cross between a horse with cancer and an aging afghan hound. NOT attractive PERIOD!!

[AxemanKelly]

@rockandroll4life1 You're sick

[josh4380]

@rockandroll4life1 thats bestiality...

[bboyorc]

ummm shes much prettier than streisand????

[ThetalmudHater]

Has anybody ever noticed how much she looks like Barbara Streisand before the nose job....I mean both jobs??

[1stFLOYD]

what can I say? SO BEAUTIFUL! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations on your arrival.

[NebraskaFan77]

WAR SJP Texts to the Jim Rome Show

[lamontsphurba]

I THOUGHT SHE USED A FEEDBAG

[MANILABOY6631]

I LOVE THIS COMMNENT !

[lamontsphurba]

LOL...thank you..

[jizzinyourpants11]

she has a face like a boiled horse but i would ride her to pieces andtime

[COCOLCD]

what episode is that????pleaseee...

[harlequinforest777]

season 3, episode 11 "Running With Scissors"

[Viktir666]

HIDEOUS NOSE!

Its my personal belief that scientists created her in a laboratory with a human foot, a horses head, and a Jewish mans DNA.

Her body is ok but her head makes Jay Lenos head look like a grape in comparison. The ancient pirates would have shoved her huge skull into a cannon and used it to blow a giant hole in their enemys ship.

I think she uses her prehensile gargoyle toes to hang upside down from trees and catch her prey in her huge venus fly trap looking mouth.

[ckndr]

Shut up you jealous bitch!

[Viktir666]

Oh I'm jealous because I wish I could be an over-rated Jewish chick with a long nose and chin and sunken in eyes? Clever retort!

[finch6789]

i always get a kick out of how people watch things on Youtube that they don't like and leave hate comments.... such a WOT. Here's a thought... watch something you like. Frig.

[Viktir666]

I already watched things that I like. It's time to knock on ugly people now. Get it chump? What the fuck is with your weird ass slang too? Are you even from this planet? Maybe you're from the horse planet that this ugly Jewish chick is from?

[finch6789]

there was no slang. yes I'm from the planet Earth where decent human beings USED to come from - now they're all raging morons such as yourself. What are you, 13? You sound like a bitter hormonal adolescent. Is your name supposed to make me believe you're some devil worshipper? A person with issues.... wow how original. yawn.

[Viktir666]

You're an ignorant moron for assuming that 666 means I'm some sort of devil worshipper. Since I don't believe in the existence of devils or angels or demons or jesus or any religions including Satanism. Take your anger out on someone else and stop emoting like a fucking internet dweeb.

[finch6789]

Just what I expected: a crude vulgar and angry response. Are you saying that 666 means something else? Is it a mathematical statement? I am so not an angry person, maybe just a little fed up with haters such as yourself. I'm sorry you had a bad childhood (or something). I hope you get better and stop being so mean.

[Viktir666]

Look, little acorn-brained fool. The "666" in my user name just gives christians a hint not to preach to me. 666 has no REAL worth except as a mathematical number. There is no "beast". There is no truth in christianity. Christianity is a myth. It's as simple as that. So are the other religions of the world (especially the Middle Eastern ones).

Most of the STRAIGHT males I know are not attracted to Jewish chicks that have the typical Jewish nose and long chin and sunken in eyes.

[Viktir666]

Damn, a "Comment removed by author". I guess you realized your comment was fucking lame and you were saving face so I don't further obliterate you. It's cool that YouTube still allows your comment to go into my inbox even if you clicked "remove". I won't tear you up anymore, I will leave you alone so you can heal.

[finch6789]

lol - actually I made a typo so I didn't want you cracking on me that I couldn't spell. Seriously, a cup of chamomile tea and some meditation might help your anger a bit. So u can see my typo and why I removed it, good. The rest goes ! Live in peace, my friend.

[Viktir666]

I wouldn't worry as much about typos as I would being so lazy you type "U" instead of "you" but that's fine too. I think our argument is done.

[finch6789]

really not worried, and methinks thou dost protest overmuch. Now you're the semantics and abbreviation police? Give me a friggin break. I'll leave with this: SARAH JESSICA PARKER ROCKS !!! EAT IT!

[Viktir666]

What the fuck is "methinks" and "thou dost"? Grow up and get a fucking clue. Get off of the internet and go raise your kid, bitch.

[finch6789]

hoooo! You are sooo angry! You know, people would take you more seriously if you weren't so crass and vulgar. Or are those words too big for you too? lol.

[Viktir666]

Fucking kike lover. Just stop talking to me. I don't like you. You have some sort of personality disorder. Read to your child more and spend more time with your husband and leave me alone. I'm not a good person to be involved with. I'm one of those evil atheist people from what I am told.

[finch6789]

see now, you're still being mean, and now you're making ethnic slurs. How would U feel if someone said something about your background? I can't assume, but maybe I can guess, with your attitude... do you live in a tenement with crackheads and/or prostitues as neighbors? Do you hear a lot of police sirens at night? Am I close?

[dundeeandbrita]

Wow!!! Yeah I'm SURE 666 doesn't have anything to do with something evil....considering your use of an ethnic slur. So ignorant, "Methinks thou dost protest overmuch" is a play on a FAMOUS Shakespeare quote. If you weren't so busy memorizing Mein Kampf you'd learn something.

[Viktir666]

He's over rated. And 666 has no meaning at all. You're just a fucking moron and believe in mythology.

[theyell678]

srry to get involved but...

you both should stop arguing on youtube and relax. stop arguing over people's likes and dislikes not everyone likes the same stuff now chillax.

[DoctorFist]

UR A DUM DUM

[Viktir666]

That was as clever as a 12 year old. Congrats asshole.

[relipik]

vik your awsome

[qmamzmwm]

You are so good.

Your comment is very hilarious. hAHAHAH

"horse planet" THAT'S THE SPIRIT !

[IWATCHER21]

2 me she's HOT!!!!!!

[annawilkinson]

how does she have a body like that!!! how how how??? it's not fair!!!!! how the hell does she do it??????

[gumchewer11]

because you like to put underwear on barnyard animals and make out with them?

[soracanfly]

she's not the most attractive woman but look at that body

[SynxVII]

nice body shame about the face

[Syntavo]

I love this episode! Its sooooo sad

[urossesum]

this horse is hot=)

[yctrader]

thats mean, horses are not that ugly.

[babyblue12345678]

it wuz from the guy who created family guy who made fun of her duh....dat where he got the joke lol wen a horse is at the bar they argue yadda yadda yadda and then the white guy says to the both of them whoa we got off on the wrong foot im david and hes harry and u r.......and the horse sed sarah jessica parker

[bboyorc]

no theres something about this chick thats rly beautiful

[fina13111992]

she is not beautiful but she is very sexy

[bigcyhutch]

I think SJP is adorable - personality, unusual face, great bod!

[777ZaxtionMan777]

and ADORABLY SLUTTY, just the kind of wife i want

[orangeoctober33]

she has such an ugly face.

[Spanishblog]

ir a lovelysarahjessicaparker hay muchos videos imagenes y noticias

[Spanishblog]

Fabuloso el videoooo !!!!!

[FoulMouth812]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. But I wouldn't lick her butthole!

[hardkorcompton]

i couldn't have said it better

[Noobssuckass300]

same here.

[sxcgirl9533]

i love sarah jessica parker she is sooo fantastic and pretty and if u think shes ugly u have a narrow opinon on pretty

[pqlegend]

woah, now i know what everyone was talking about.. shes actually soo ugly