The New Recruits- The Laugh Track Shorts

[mattandtrystan23]

this is fucking retarted

[tastexmyxbeats2015]

lol TAKE THAT NAP.....TAKE THAT NAP!!!!!!!!!!

do i get to take a nap ?

NO RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

[PJATdug]

I love that. I'll remember the ONE! ONE! ONE! and ZERO! ZERO! ZERO! Great vid

[kieoproductions]

Blue Bray is Air Training Core So its another fault in the bag

[SFLiminality]

I don't know why people are such dicks, haha. I was in the Marine Corps and I got a laugh out of this. Boot camp is pretty hilarious once you are out of it.

[TheyCallMeMoney420]

are you guys gay?

[crazylady02]

Was that a Cornflake giving orders.....

[BringerOfD]

Your ruck sack was empty!

[jdwebbbear]

that was a waste of time, no wars, your canadian!

[Jeterify]

Hillarious guys! I almost fell of my chair laughing! :P

[Bluestar10001]

xD That was hilarious.

[guero68E]

worst video i have ever seen in my life, these guys would never make it in the real army, marines.....ect

[bigblacke50]

this is so fucked up for our troops like me you have no idea what its like to protect your country you fags

[eclipselover100]

this video was hilarious. you can tell this is just a video for fun to make people laugh not a serious video.

[dimebagdave77]

oh hell, it wasn't that bad, i got a few good laughs and i've been to boot camp.

[danielyoder]

ummm. First of all " TAKE OFF YOUR GOD DAMN COVERS AND SHAVE THAT HIPPIE TRAP OF A HAIR DO YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

[drunken1agent2bob]

i have some complaints

oh and what would that be?

well, it's kinda hot, you should give us some water.

very good suggestion. 15 PUSHUPS!!!

WHAT'D I DO?

GET DOWN AND DO EM'

lol

[BARLOZUB]

Absolument nul

A chier même

Françophones, passez votre chemin, cette vidéo est sans intérêt

[toxicman15]

disrespectful of our servicemen.....no offense :/

[MGSDORITO]

@toxicman15 no offense but that's a retarded comment have you seen what are service man do in you tube for fun? hells its not way funny but it i was funny you need to grow a funny bone =)

[Epitaph47]

How did you get a gerber? i assume you weren't already in when you made this. Nice cornflake, btw. hahaha We were all recruit n00bs once hahaha

[tomboi115]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay­yyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wangnut7]

u suck

[tfmccaffrey]

fagots

[boazclark]

Do you feel the burn? NO! well keep going.!!

[MetaLKnai]

CADPAT is a cool camo

[hulkman627]

looks like the dirll sargent had a fun time lol

[IxRiCOxI]

why maggots? you mean privates? the army isnt disney channel

[dkDude90210]

its just a bunch of bull! i should know

[katiekreklau]

LMFAO! this is hilarious! luv it

[wrestlingboy119]

yall r a couple of faggots

[r0ckerchick666]

Everyone should know that they always gotta be stuck up asses and compare fun to their training. Canadian Army rocks, my man is deployed to Afghanistan and I was in for a year then I had my son :)... Ignore what them douche bags say.. CAF ALL THE WAY

[matteenh]

so anybody that joins the army sounds like that.....retard

[r0ckerchick666]

@matteenh lmfao no, just depends on who you have as your instructor.. You can get the total dicks, or the total idiots :P

[dbz6116]

lmao my sister's friend went to the marines he said this shit is for babies lol they had to swim with cynder block's attached to their feet

[GuestOfGregoryHouse]

lol fuckin stupid americans...

[lamigra1337]

@GuestOfGregoryHouse Yeah stupid americans inventing the telephone and all that stupid shit...

[endymion30]

wrong sence of basic

[Prisi1231]

:/ Haha -.-..."this was soo funny" -.-

[TheUbcyrf3]

hahahhaa! cause i dont fucking like you!!!!! best part

[Skatetoxin]

lol i luv this lol

[7deucemustang]

if its a recruit "boot camp" y the hell are u callin them privates???????

[Chrinik]

@7deucemustang

Gunnery Seargent Hartman also called everyone Private...XD

I dunno how the US military system works, but this is probably supposed to be based on FMJ and mock it...

[Drag2hand]

You don't wear blue shirts with BDUs. Or CADPATs. You also don't wear tennis-shoes. Or white socks. Or american berets. This is just plain bullshit. You also don't go by first names. Drill Sergeants arent officers. CO's are. After Basic your going through boot camp your not a Sergeant. Maggot isn't a rank. Do atleast a little study you sick offence. That american rank at 4:00 is Master Sergeant not Sgt.

[Chrinik]

@Drag2hand

This is a parody/gagvideo probably basef on FMJ and not a military reenactment documentation!

God, you people are so stuck up in your ass...

Did you went that way during the bootcamp scene in FMJ? "Maggot isn´t a rank! He´s not allowed to choke a recruit! He´s not allowed to give them nicknames, sheesh, this movie sucks."

[TheLaughTrack]

@Chrinik

Everyone listen to this guy!

We're going to hire you as our spokesperson.

[jafuf1]

@TheLaughTrack Except you 'll have to teach him English first. However he is right. This does remind me of several gay porn movies I own.

[Chrinik]

TAKE THAT NAAAAP!!!!

ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE!!!!!

NEGATIVE FIFTYYY!!!!

That was actually more fun then i expected, great job XD

[Wild1aintright]

retarded wannabees. I couldn't watch for more than 36 seconds!

[MrWildtrucker2009]

faggots soldiers wanna be

[Videos4USArmy]

Maggots? You watch to much media..

[drcherry88]

awe too bad he said army not marines

[derekgbraun]

k that sucked, sry for watching.

[bullrider2014]

baha....The T.I. has no shame. its just a form of pleasure. nice work

[50077756]

wt shit is this fuking dick eds

[sharkbite44]

gay

[armyinfantry010]

that was completely stupid

[xemoxcut]

common that dril instructer fails get a little more voice scream it scream it mother fucker scream it!! don't be a pussy scream it.

[pr0jectx1]

wow horible, do push ups like a girl magot!!!! idiots lol

[windhond]

Maybe if you fags knew the any thing about basic training you could make a funny video about it until thin keep this crap to your self.

[07leepar]

No affence BUT THAT WAS Crapp

[masterchiefdood]

suuuuuuupa funnyz

[MadameMeleancholy]

NEGATIVE 55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. great.

[WHOuIMme91]

gay

[Agent1W]

It's like 'Drillbit Taylor' lol

[Disturbedownz1408]

push ups are completely wrong. Uniforms are wrong...Is that CADPAT?

Either way...It wasn't honestly that funny. But maybe thats just because i've been to Marine Corps recruit training and it is NOTHING like that. you don't have 2 guys you have 200..you don't have 1 instructor screaming at you, you have 4-5. you don't have a backpack, you have a duffel bag.

etc.

Good video if you're bored to shit though i guess

[TheLaughTrack]

It's CADPAT cuz we're Canadian.

And we didn't really have the reasources for 200+ people unfortunately.

But 2 was close-ish.

[CleverDjembe]

@Disturbedownz1408

That doesn't sounds pleasant or respectful. Why would anyone wanna join?

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

mistakes about the instructor:

1) "fall in maggots!" ...that's it? thats all you had?

2) You picked up the recruit's bags for them.

3) "this isnt lighter... *fall*" if you fall, YOU ARE WRONG!

one thing you got right, "FUNNER" they say shit they dont even know theyre saying.

lol good video. im jus playn

[poptart5008]

I cant see it too well but i belive that is a staff sergeants patch

[mychavey]

that was perhaps the single worst video i have ever seen.

i will never get the 3 minutes of my life back that i have wasted on this terrible video!

[TheLaughTrack]

Ah well, you woulda wasted them anyways.

[MrItaliaSVIZZERA]

how is called the first song?

[mast3rsniper]

Fuck yea armoured.

Judging from the climate, I'd say you guys are in... western British Columbia, and if he's "going through basic", he is (well, was at least) in a reserve regiment, as we have weekend BMQ. ...I'd guess he's with the Vancouver BCR's.

How close was I?

Also, silly people, stop assuming any soldier that speaks English is American. These guys are Canadian.

[TheLaughTrack]

I'm happy someone noticed the Canadian roots in this video.

And sorry but you were pretty far off, haha.

The video was filmed in the Toronto area suburbs. The nice weather can be attributed to this being filmed in July.

Nice try though, and thanks for watching!

-Folopo

[mast3rsniper]

Aww, oh well.

[donthit1212]

very realistic with the humor brought of of training camp. haha i like it resembles how tough the army really. how they will get in your face and yell at you for no reason, and make you do rediculuss amounts of push ups. Yet still funny :)

[dajokn19]

well start one and then send you to it! LOL

[dajokn19]

LOL!!

[bddblade]

This is retarded. Lol.

[SNistuk]

HAHAHAHAAHA fucking BMQ and Corn Flakes....

[RichardtheLionhart]

2:04 is great

[anongotlulz]

faggots

[ilovediamond123]

this seems oddly.... real haha

[nicic1]

lol this is funny

[JJlI2009]

fake ass shit.

[Marachuan]

really, you had to say that?

wow buddy, just wow you fail.

[TheLonelyLumberJack]

@1EarthCitizen, go fuck off. if we didn't have a military there would be no freedom of speech, assembling, religion. sacrific is necessary for freedom. get used to it ass and keep jerking off in your room praying you don't get drafted in ww3. (joining the infantry enlisting next year )

[1EarthCitizen]

U.S. troops are child killers, criminals, low life trash, nazi's, racists, scum, thieves, ignorant high school drop-outs, uncultured morons, baby killers, brainwashed and misguided morons, sickos, perverts, sexual deviants, child molesters, sadistic rapist pigs, unprofessional morons, disgraceful idiots and DISHONORABLE PIGS!!!! U.S. TROOPS HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! U.S. TROOPS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH! U.S. troops are just low life trailer trash that couldn't afford to go to college!!

[synysterlud]

@1EarthCitizen uhhhh...1..you gotta have a high school degree in order to go to the military, 2, and if you are calling them ignorant, look at you. You are worse. Sexual deviants...uhh who is not sexual? dude you are stupid. If they were so stupid, then how come mr.ceo cant even accomplish what they do? Who created UPS? A Marine. Dominos? A Marine. I think I know who has a better life rather then your week ass.

[YourAreIam]

The world has many good reasons to hate the USA. The US invasion/occupation of Iraq has caused over a million people (including hundreds of thousands of children & women) to be killed, & a million+ crippled. There is no remorse. Because of what the pentagon does, the USA is viewed as a big bully - like a rich, spoiled teenager on steroids & crack.



Google: "Smedley Butler + war is a Racket" for the truth from a marine who was a real hero. The truth will set you free from your illusions.

[jenna0528]

fuck you your missing out that the usa is helping unstable countries and fighting with the united nations to end terrorism so you can suck it you mother fucking bastard

[OsamaBinKevo]

Mcpl Cornflake.

[tmasters27]

This is fucking stupid, can i have my 5 mins back please?

[Anfernioftw]

no.

[mattz456]

1/5 fucking dumb nigger kids

[Fo0dman]

this video made me lol

[xxPOISONEDcupcakeXX]

"cause i dont fucking like youuuu!" lmao

[dofusdofus123]

This Video its klling me i laught so hard...Hhahahaha Omg funny

[Tchibisama]

ONE..TWO..THREE!!!

Really?:O

NO!! ONE!

[ponce597]

lol

[laneatlileden]

stay away from the dessert for your own protection.

[DemonSoul89]

vennom212 stfu kid

i go to iraq on jan 8th and i still find it funny

[doctorwholordotime]

i feel great sorrow for you i hope you come back safe and sound

[kjim02]

so ur goin tomorrow?

[kjim02]

gl dude :)

[defcon3tbagger]

hey dont listen to these bunch of comies they dont know what they are talking about that was like full metal jacket kind of but shorter hahahahha (pushups) (0, -1,-2-3-4 hahhaahah that was messed up

[idunno60]

makes fun of the army, but i still find it somewhat funny :/

[illestrenegade]

i agree with the guy below me \/  \/ \/

[vennom212]

WTF is this !! you want to join the army for REAL and see what its realy like you bunch off faggots ! not one bit of respect !

[chrissylove24]

Honestly, you have no respect for the military therefore your country. How bout you idiots really MAN up and JOIN! See how funny it is then. My bf worked his ass off over in iraq and korea. I'm sure he'd like to give you a real pt sesh. Trust me, you wouldn't last.

[hasselnot94]

It's a joke, it's not meant to offend any1, try to see the fun in it

[synysterlud]

@chrissylove24 its just a joke..hell im going to the military and this is pretty quite hilarious!!!! reminds me of Major Payne..

[kennykri]

yeah that is gay.. way to fuck up

[rickmave22]

Youre Degrading the uniform Pte!

[brianmusgrove]

a life*

[brianmusgrove]

nice fucking video, go in the army and then you can say i have life

[blacknite555]

yeah theres to many things fucked up with this video to even name

[ben12342666]

fix up that air matress the opening should be facing the right with the valese, and your valese you need to make that shit tighter then a 5 year old boys asshole as my sargent would say.

[Karrol73]

what are the names of the songs??

[FuzzyETH]

WTF A HOMOSEXUAL WITH A CORNFLAKE BATCH!

kind of your equippement your using 4 every1.

poufstyle.

[youvegotmoobs]

1,1,1,1,1,1 and that really would happen to him because he cant do pushups for shit i was slightly amused untill you started trying to use fmj quotes :S

[bluebuzzardcod4]

not very amuseing

[davepate291287]

Wot a lot of shit.........!

[theweeone7667]

gay..

[mikeisadumbass1]

you dont want your real drill Sargent to see this lol

[gumpforrest2]

proves uno nuttin aboot military

[Mezecs]

1:32

"Why does he get to take off his rucksack?"

"CUS' I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE YOUUUU!!!!!!"

I loled

[GhilliedGhost]

sad atleast dont wear the cadpat

[tlrflyguy860]

1,1,1,1, negative 55, priceless..........lol

[pfcwatts111]

i like it

not even right in the least but funny

[MSGhost4]

learn to do push ups HOOAH

[AmiStrong88]

YOU GUYS DO PUSH UPS LIKE OLD PEOPLE f*CK!! HAHAHAHA

[wowdanalise]

they took it from full metal jacket.

[EffoRTL3zZ]

dude its from full metal jacket!

not original

[ytsar111]

awesome haha

whats the name of the song at the end?

[akawonderchild]

not funny

[JETblackify]

"50 PUSH UPS!!!"

"what did i do??"

hahahahahahahaha thats fantastic ;D

[wazdatsky]

ONE! ONE! ONE! ONE! ONE! ONE! LMFAO!!

[wazdatsky]

CAUSE I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE YOU!!! Lol!!!

[kellark12]

lol i like this

[JETblackify]

"how come he gets to take off his nap sack?"

"because i dont FVCKING LIKE YOUUUU!!!!!"

[Matto478]

funniest video ever i rated this 5 out of 5 and i keep watching this is now my homepage this is so funny i haven't watched any of your others but this is pretty funny great vid 10 out of 10

[TheLaughTrack]

Thanks!

We appreciate it, check out some of the other vids too, and we have new ones coming out soon hopefully!

[DaChiefXD]

Heh, my friends and I were thinking of doing something like this :P its gonna be harder not to make it look like yours, you did a really good job.

[TheLaughTrack]

Thanks a lot, we appreciate the compliments!

But hey, go for it anyways! Put your own spin on it, who knows maybe it'll be a hit.

Be sure to tell me when it's done I'd love to see it!

-Folopo of TheLaughTrack

PS- New videos due out soon!

[21BoomBoomWifey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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[bffcfka]

negative 30! "you missed a whole bunch of numbers in that!" hahaha funny shit right there

[Destiari38]

Veramente idiota

[capsulepictures]

it looked stupid at first but it was actully funny good job.

[smallboy21]

"Take that nap!"

"Can I take that nap?"

"No, do those push-ups!"

LOL

[Shadowvff]

This gets a lot better after min 1.

[DemonSoul89]

dude this is fucking hilarious

i go to basic tomorrow and its gonna be just like this :)

[TheLaughTrack]

Glad you liked it :)

[SEALHopeful28]

LOL. This is pretty funny. i wonder if their are some recruits like this lol

[mrlaird]

or new CO pete!

hi *waves*

lol

[DjPetrov]

dude this is like when i went to a week of basic my drill dude was just like this dude!!!!!!!!!!

[YOUIHATE420]

Rofl!!!

[awsomehaz310]

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 r u contradicing me 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 lol

[soquel2009]

"WE'VE GONE AND JOIN THE ARMY!"

"FALL IN MAGGOTS!"

*whimpers*

LOL made me laugh so hard :D

[gregysuper]

:D:D:D:D

We need more pie.

I should promote you

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Skrydstrup9]

Crap? :S

[flynow100]

big nose=S

[ntfh]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT JOINING THE ARMY IS LIKE........

lol.

[bamboy1192]

lol the nazis had wrinkled shirts are you some kinda commy: the nazis were fascists not commumnists

[kokkoru67]

Nice video =O Very inspirational =O

[ROCKYMARCIANOXX0]

When i was in the army my sgt pointed this stick he had (i think its called a pace stick..im not sure :P) at one of us on parade whilst inspecting us. He said "Whats this shit at the end of my stick?"..one of the lads replied "Nothing this end sarge" lol we all sniggered and we all got beasted lol marking time for 30 minutes isnt alot of fun lol ahh...memories :)

[kokkoru67]

Yeah it's a pace cain =P

[biglaxr77]

"whats your complant"

"well its kind of hot they should give us water."

"that is a good idea....50 PUSHUPS"

[blacknite555]

very creative, but u gouys should do ur homework first. 3 cheverons and 1 rocker is a Staff Sergeant (SSG). also the Army uses Digital camo now, or ACU's.

[Brain72e]

Um... We seriously dont care. We have the right uniform up to the point where pete comes in. Did you notice he was wearing jeans too? You seem very observant.

[purko7997]

The Best of The Best

[REDNECKKIDD101]

hell yea guys. funny stuff

[prettywomanwalking]

those are pathetic push ups

[jus2sik]

that nazi thing was hilarious, anyway whats the song at the end called?