The Waitresses I Know What Boys Like

[angloindian1]

Long b4 Geeky was cool.

[TheCarla2112]

this song half makes me want to throw up and crack up

[martimotion]

what's it got to do with scientology? sorry if i'm being thick.

for others read below the lyrics under show more for lotsa bsology inf.

[19dec1981]

bet shes had her nice share of cock throughout the years

[chrisradano]

Sexy kitsch from Ohio...

[movadoband]

blueballs :/

[www305familyCom]

Damn, I remember this from when I was a kid in the 80's from the movie: Last American Virgin

When one of the guys was about to mess with the fat girl.

Damn I miss the 80's it was phucken awsome.

[rpscot55]

Gawd, when this came out, I loved it! A one hit wonder that lasts and lasts with such profound lyrics! It was quite typical of the attitude of women in the 80's!

[FrostyLedeni]

She look like Nina Myers

[MrTyronerobinson]

1 of the sound tracks from Last American virgan

[LiquorWreckedEmGood]

Pussy. NEXT stupid question?

[KDMensch]

What a low budget meaningless piece of garbage...and at the same time an interesting artistic statement of the era. A dicotomy for sure!

[mojohelmet]

@KDMensch i hate you,and i love you!

[KDMensch]

@mojohelmet I'm moved...whoop, just gas again! Darn Mexican food!

[crasichineseboi]

Did she mention something about knowing what boys like and guys want?

[MissPhyscosocial]

Just brilliant.

[communistjesus]

Where are Beavis and Butthead when you need to hear their 2 cents...

[vascmana]

The female perspective in a nutshell. HeHe.

[azrock4ever]

I don't know whats longer, the stripes on the saxophone player's coat.... or his uni-brow.

[divisioneight]

Saw them at the Malibu Beach Club, Lido Beach, Long Island in '83.

[prostiedvizhenija]

see original version /watch?v=bsneH0mOq-0&feature=r­elated i hate when they remaster music

[TomVallar]

@prostiedvizhenija

You are absolutely correct; this song has been sped up a little bit by myself, because back when I uploaded this clip, YouTube had an audio-detection system that muted out the actual pitch of this song. I posted the original in my channel at the same time but the views of this version shot up fast.

[prostiedvizhenija]

@TomVallar lol YT sucks for doing that lol

[sgmhproductions]

all other issues aside,and I VERY rarely say this,but this song is beyond shit.its fuckin rubbish!! Im actually gobsmacked that someone rubberstamped that.....

[prostiedvizhenija]

what does this shit sound speeded up? It was not this high pitched the original verson

[Godzillabreath1]

omg. IM GOING ON i-TUNES!!!!

[kdj29]

the very beginnings of SONIC YOUTH.

[nordicpower88]

I'm not convinced...

[purpledove5000]

I can see Paris Hilton singing this

[simshigh]

The 80's > Glee

[FilthyMcNastiest]

HOW'S YOUR MELLON SMELLIN - BABY?

[raychapa01]

Sassy Tune, Love that Girl.

[KRUNK2wars]

I HATE HER BUT I LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME...AWESOME SONG! :D

[DgzM67]

en efecto, con esa faldita se ve bastante putarraca

[1funkyangel]

The bass player Tracy wormworth is the best part of that song. She later went on 2 play with Sting.

[KayBeeGlass]

Check out the unibrow on the sax player....

[limolimo2012]

Love everything but the cigarette.

Unfortunately Patty succumbed to Lung Cancer in 1996 at 40.

Without the smoking she could still be out there teasing us.

[mrsdaipunk]

omg this is crap !!! im stuck for words sorry !

[delano62]

It must have cost at least 50 bucks to make that video.

[bluehazer]

@delano62 About tree fiddy to be exact...

[NomNomGirl1]

@delano62 50 bucks was alot of money back then

[mojohelmet]

@delano62 do better or shut the fuck up.

[NgJackal1990]

HAHAHAHA Herbert singing this better! 

[holtaway]

TUNE

[JackMonroe]

What a bunch of spoiled, souless bitches. Love this song!

[0897835866]

Thumbs up if you've heard this song from "Ugly Btty"

[acdckisszeppelin]

wow, the way she sucks on that cigarette!!!!

it blows my mind and something else...

[spieraldi1973]

classic. nuff said.

[lcowles]

This video is crap-tastic, probably shot in someone's bedroom but...it works!. Cool song. 

[xxForeverNever]

Trust me, you don't know.

[naganokumas]

RIP Patty.

[whitewolf80ful]

Don't y'all get it? The Waitresses were a gimmick/parody band like Devo and the B-52's. In this song in particular, Patty Donahue and the band are making fun of the girl singers from the 50's and 60's. Sort of like - - what was actually going through Annette Funicello's mind while she was singing innocent beach songs with Frankie Avalon!

[erectionaffection]

who cares i still don't want you conceided cunt

[2dimplzs2]

The lead singer dying of lung cancer doesn't surprise me in the least bit. Seeing her with the ciggarette in her hand in the opening scene was an instant turn off. And yes, this song is AWFUL! But it was the 80's............

[DRUNKASSPUNK800]

God this song is terrible..... Bitch, you're getting surprise and forced atm.

[portugal2781]

did she said boys like me is she a chick with a dick? lol

[snatchstuffin]

black chick looks like samwell

[N21X]

Life is fleeting. Grab it while you can.

[SGTLima66]

i know what niggers like

nigger like me

raping those whites womens

i know what niggers like

nigger like me

raping those whites womens

then cry pooolice brutality

[bongo155]

The guy on the right at the start is fondling his sax very enthusiastically

[cottoncandy5203]

house bunny the movie did it better

[MyChemicalBromance]

Guys want big dicks. Ambiguous.

[RedSpyAsBluSpy]

family guy brought me here thumbs up if u 2

[Maafa1619]

This was from that particularly ugly New Jersey Turnpike period of the 80s when Pat Benatar still cast a longer shadow than Madonna.

[laserspewpewpew]

Herbert the Pervert brought me here

[dieselscience]

Mtv was BUILT on this - some good shit and now we have noting but retarded Italians from NJ....I really miss the 80s, you know? When music was good everybody who wanted a job had one?

[Maafa1619]

@dieselscience No. I don't know, because that version of the 80s exists only in your mind. Unemployment was higher from 1982 through 1983 than it has been at any time since then... and it wasn't especially low for the rest of the 1980s.

[dieselscience]

@Maafa1619 I grew up in the 80s and I remember when BOTH my parents went from unemployed in the late 70s to MORE than double their highest previous income. US Bureau of Labor Statistics - for the WHOLE decade of 1980s unemployment averaged under 6%. I recall it well because I was there PLUS the music was 1000% better than the shit on Mtv today.

[Maafa1619]

@dieselscience Precisely, you "grew up" in the 80s. You were a little kid, and you have some hazy inaccurate recollection of that decade. Moreover, the U.S. unemployment rate in December 1982 (for the whole country) was 10.8%. That is the highest nationwide unemployment figure since the 1930s. Look it up, stupid. You don't know what you're talking about.

[Maafa1619]

@dieselscience ...and the experiences of your schmuck parents, even if you remember them accurately, do NOT constitute any kind of trend.

[DrMotorDude]

@Maafa1619 Don't you have some 'occupy' thing to go to, kid?

[Maafa1619]

@DrMotorDude That all depends. Is your daughter legal?

[ExcelsiorProduction1]

I know what Bass like...Bass like me.

[willomina1990]

hey!....the guy on sax is really homley!!....

[ThENoObSpReE3]

0:49 leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrroooooo­oooyyyyy jaaakeeensss!!!!!

[Samy1722]

I know what girls like

I know what girls want

I like to kiss them

they get so horny

And then I leave them

they get so lonly

they start at crying

But I'm not beying

[funktron4]

This song is their trademark----and it's a novelty song.  The band actually had some other music that was quite decent.

[barbielavoya]

i know wat they have on thier minds and its s.e.x

[axldyer]

Waitresses do know what boys like.

Sandwiches.

[PrincessBunhead]

Oh my word! I remember this playing on the radio while my babysitter ignored me and talked to whoever on the phone XD I haven't heard it in ages. Gotta love flashbacks, thanks for the upload :D

[khuddle]

This video is kinda hilarious

[lovepeacepoetry]

weird but i didn't realize how much sonic youth sounds like the waitresses before today

[517anon]

Lol @ people complaining about this song like their opinion matters. "Personally I would never touch her!" No shit, you're an internet nerd. You couldn't have ever touched her if you tried your entire life you delusional fucks.

Fuck scientology. Every time I see a puppet running an E-Meter at a fair I "bump" into his card table and send it all flying.

[hinshawbaker]

It's so sad that this chick think boys would like her.

She has a figure like a stick and is as sexy as a barrium enema.

But still I like the song.

[DeckofReason]

r.ip. taken way to young .r.ls.

[subfourrun]

this vid sums up my entire life.

[bigdanish78]

why do I see Lady Gaga doing a cover to this in the near future?........Crap! I need to stop putting ideas in her head.

[cjs33139]

@bigdanish78 Hmmm, I see George Michael reviving his career with a remake of this song. ;)

[whitewolf80ful]

@bigdanish78 OMG that would be awesome.

[JDSly1]

This is just plain horrible. This makes me embarrassed to have been an '80s youth. Please kill me.

[antimarxism]

@JDSly1 Yes, but this band is so bad, it's good. It is so bad it is mesmerizing. Just watching the keyboard player freaks me out.

[shexcrum]

BJS?

[TheZone46]

she sounds like a robot

[macmiller1011]

LMFAO. skip to 2:54

[UBERGEEKZILLA]

too bad shes not that hot

[codedmessages]

@UBERGEEKZILLA oh god like you have the option of choosing, with that mug of yours, you should take whatever comes your way, can't afford to be picky

(she was cute, shut up)

[UBERGEEKZILLA]

@codedmessages this song is annoying and stupid. they coulda made up for it with a hot chick but they didnt

[massarQ]

before from glee and after from glee

[Lengsel7]

Dammit! I've always hated this song! It's stupid as fuck, and now that I see the not-hot chick singing it, as well as the not-hot bass player chick, my hatred is finally validated!!! And even if they were hot, I still hate this stupid-ass song!

....Man. I should've said that decades ago. I feel better now.

[Pjhoez]

@Lengsel7

Because you were young and stupid. Now you're old and stupid, and had to go look up a song you know you don't like. Talk about illogical. Just like the uploader with his propaganda. OK well its funny and stupid, well played. Is that what you wanted?

[TomVallar]

@Pjhoez

Scientology ruins lives and destroys families. Stop directing your butthurt toward me and start reading about Scientology abuses. And before you say I am attacking beliefs, I'm not; I'm attacking an organization's policies which, based on your comments, you do not seem to comprehend. Are you a cultie, by the way? You did, after all, believe the CCHR lies about ritalin and prozac. What's next: saying psychs are out to drug people by making up diagnoses?

[Mills117]

i dont get it shes not even attractive?

[DarrellTron]

219 people don't know what boys like

[vin8162005]

Scientology is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

[MintBerryClunch]

0:43 is that the young Genco from The Godfather?

[311superfly]

WATCH BEFORE HIGH SCHOOL BUS IN MORNING!! SUCKER!

[brolltitch]

Why are people talking about scientology?

[TomVallar]

@brolltitch

My fault. It's because I put Scientology in the description text of this video.

[theEricoeric]

Is anyone else here thinking of Herbert the pervert from family guy ? lol

[Pjhoez]

She is so hot in this vid, wowzers. #Turns into a wolf and howls and whistles wildly

[mnleebabe]

i remmeber this song when i was 7 and now im 20

[WestcoastMusicals]

Wow she's hot,I want her.

[MysticPotato68]

Is that Lady Gaga?

[MissInee]

@MysticPotato68 Seriously? Does she looks like Gaga? XD

[MysticPotato68]

@MissInee Its not about looking like Lady Gaga, but ACTING like. Just like all entertainers. I would like to see Lady Gaga cover this song, it seems like her style.

[Houdini774]

Hello? Hello? This message is for Tawney, if you won't call me back then can I have my cellular phone, i pod, check book and all my credit cards back? I'll be at home all night if you feel like calling. Love Chris.

[kohanjin]

Patricia J. "Patty" Donahue (March 29, 1956 – December 9, 1996) was the American lead singer of the 1980s new wave group The Waitresses. lung cancer (0:03) 

[70goldtop]

@kohanjin Good.I'd eat a bullet before penetrating that THING!

[CastinCouchnCatwalk]

Oh god, this reminds me of Herbert the pervert from Family guy lool

[quaxk]

you don't know shit about boys, you're a dyke!

[kojakbangbang7]

106.7 KROQ LOS ANGELES

[LAMuston]

The video sux and so does the lead singer, she only wishes boys liked her, she sux soooo bad, no talent at all!!!!

[odinswolf1969]

tuneless

[10Tuxedo]

@odinswolf1969 It was intentional. A lot of experiments 80's music.

[thedevereauxbunch]

$50 an hour? How do I join up again?

[TomVallar]

@thedevereauxbunch

lolol, thanks for that. Meant to say $50 a week, rather than $50 an hour. Still want to join now?

[Tea42formenyou]

@TomVallar Join what?

[mentalwrd]

One of the best songs of all time!

[TheTojosan]

the sounf of the song is pretty ok, but 2 bad the singer is just like a freakin drunk cat

[Finalfaggotownage3]

haha wtf

[oTHISISTHESITUATIONo]

i basically watched this because of family guy.

[MsFriedchiken]

this boy wants you... to make a sandwich. that shouldn't be a problem seeing how you're a waitress and all

[miavonni]

love this!

[liquidfxx]

great lyrics :-)

[redhead1181]

The worst song in the world ?

[blumbino]

Hmmmm...after watching this video, I have the strangest urge to join Scientology. Anyone know where I can sign up?

[TomVallar]

@blumbino

Sure. Just head on over to your local org (Church of Scientology) and take it from there. They'll start you off with courses that gradually get more expensive and pressure you for more money until they promise you a discount if you join staff, and then you'll start working 80 hour work weeks at 50 dollars an hour. Pretty soon, your friends and family will start worrying about you, and the cult will tell you to stop talking to those "religious bigots".

[Capt777harris]

@blumbino Put a gun to your head. You'll be better off.

There's a reason the whole outfit is outlawed in Germany.

[stoneagequeen53]

I like this song, and I appreciate the Scientology warning, too. I wouldn't think of joining that cult.

[gpgpgpgp1000]

Vitamin C did a much sexier version.

[JAB2801]

Fucking Bitches !!!

[mrsoundwave]

what does this video got to do with scientology?

[TomVallar]

@mrsoundwave

Nothing at all.

I am admittedly using this video's popularity to educate people about the dangers of Scientology. Now, everybody who reads this comment will think twice and do their research before joining. Scientology is a very underestimated organization; harmless on the outside, but dangerous and corrupt when you look past the smoke and mirrors, bells and whistles. It is a cult with a business model.

[Kickassfilms100]

That sax solo is so fucking jam-packed and intense.

[challenger7010]

never trust anyone who says "YOU CAN TRUST ME"

[hardon70]

@challenger7010 Why? Trust me i'm different.

[ebf1957]

Jerry Sandusky's theme song.

[Ninefingers1010]

Patty Donahue...I knew her cousin (won't give out name). Weird family. Unfortunately, I missed out on a an opportunity to met Patty at a family function. Being a huge fan of Devo (another Akron band) I left town to see them. Kicking myself to this day.  AKRON rules for great bands.

[HellBlazerRaiser]

I love Patty Donahue's sarcastic and dry delivery.

[stoneagequeen53]

@HellBlazerRaiser So do I! The taunting tone to this song always makes me laugh.

[Murphdogg4]

Rape is never ever ever okay. Accept just this once for her taunting me like this...

[Roddog61]

My girlfriend, at this time, used to try to explain to me how annoying this song was. I never liked the song, but I didn't find it as annoying as she did. Well, young, sweet Ms. Jill, you were right and I was wrong. This song sucks in a very annoying way. Now, these guys did a couple of other songs that hold up pretty well, but this isn't one of them. I'm sorry, Jill, for doubting you.

[DaddyOD13]

I think I've dated her before.... teaser.

[KitchensLady]

What does this song have to do with Scienology?

[dralivo1]

family guy send me here

[CannibalFR3AK]

@dralivo1 Glee send me here LOL

[nickbaldeagle01]

I saw the world's best scientologist bass player a while back. Billy Sheehan as part of Mr. Big. He may be a scientologist but the boy sure can play the bass geetar.

[TomVallar]

@nickbaldeagle01

If you do a youtube search on Billy Sheehan Mark Bunker, you can actually see him interviewed 3 years ago about Scientology. On February 10, 2008, a worldwide protest was held against Scientology abuses, and Billy went out there with a sign inviting himself to be asked anything. So when confronted with Xenu, he lied about knowing about it. He defended criminals who pled guilty during the government infiltration attempt, and skirted all the issues.

[nickbaldeagle01]

@TomVallar Yeah, I've seen that video. It was what led me to this particular channel a while back. I've commented on here about him once before. Here in Manchester there is a church of Scientology on Deansgate. I wonder if Billy called in while Mr. Big were in town.

[SatyrGodWoot]

This song's groove just screams sex.

[BansheeMilk]

Naughty.....like 'Frankensteins Taco Power'

[thecolaratlady]

What's the gyst of Scientology? All i recall about it is when my mom went into real estate, back in the late 70's, Some book written by L R Hubbard called Dianetics or something like that was required reading.

[TomVallar]

@thecolaratlady

Very good question. On the surface, Scientology seems like self-help philosophy; buy some books, take some courses, and improve yourself as a result. Digging deeper, there's so much more. Staff are forced to work long hours at only 50 dollars a week, and those who run the Church work 100 hour week for 40 cents an hour. The Church encourages its members to shun family members who criticize Scientology, while encouraging them to take loans to pay for more courses.

[thecolaratlady]

@TomVallar Dayum! now it is a religion? ya know, where they pray to G*d, believe in Jesus etc?

[TomVallar]

@thecolaratlady

Well, whether it is or isn't a religion is subjective and depends on the person. Scientology began as Dianetics, a form of pop psychology invented by science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, who then made it into a religion for the purposes of making money and avoiding tax breaks, since in most countries, religions are exempt from paying taxes. Their beliefs are besides the point; Scientology separates members from family criticizing it and harasses critics, making it a cult.

[thecolaratlady]

@TomVallar I sent off for and received yesterday a book on scientology, i'll read up on it later tonite...curious to see what they say

[TomVallar]

@thecolaratlady

I personally would have preferred if you either purchased the Scientology book from a used book store, or if you borrowed the book from someone else, as buying a book means more money for the cult. As a critic, I invite you to read both sides. The Church of Scientology will never tell you to read both sides; they'll only tell you, "listen to us only!" Once you're done with that book, you can then read about Operation Freakout and Operation Snow White.

[thecolaratlady]

@TomVallar it was free

[Strand0410]

@TomVallar I'm pretty sure abysmal employee pay is the least of Scientology's problems...

[rickcain2320]

@thecolaratlady

L. Ron Hubbard suffered from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, and his writings were an expression of his mental illness. Who knew it would be taken seriously!

[thecolaratlady]

@rickcain2320  yeah no telling huh

[thecolaratlady]

saw how short her nails are?? she certainly wasnt worried about manicures, not having hands that look like a dude's hands..she certianly cannot sing either

[linkwray22]

On December 9, 1996, Patty Donahue (singer) died of lung cancer at the age of 40 after battling it for almost a year.

[revvinevan1000]

the robot song....

[thesouthrapsucks]

no dykes allowed!!!!!