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  • i wanna see the picture!!!

  • "Ser pleece"

  • Haha idk but people in the prison will bee excited to see him...:D

  • hahahahaha! ho my god! what a loser!

  • this guy really amazes me (in a bad way). he's never had sex before, and he decides to lose his virginity by raping a 13 year old?! Wow!

  • the 22 year old virgin, is in the house!

  • lol this is win

  • xDDDDDD

  • "Your going to be my first" LOL!

    and LAST!

  • Hansen is so damn cool. "You're not a real predator. You're a pretend predator." LOL!!! Damn, he got OWNED!

  • Another subhuman immigrant shitskin religious sociopath pedophile off the streets. Right on.

  • Its great that he knows what is gonna happen fucking dumbass

  • even after he gets out of prison he'll still be a virgin, technically speaking, right? Getting it in the butt doesn't count...or doesn't officially end your virginity. Just sayin'....

    poor dude, he'll be a virgin for life. Have any of you read his chat with the decoy? He mentions that he can't get girls because they always tell him he's ugly LOL!!

  • at 3:19 he was wishing the show was called "punkd" haha

  • She said that she was excited to see me :( LAWL

  • What's bad about being a 22 year old virgin?

  • so now he's a sex offender......and still a virgin......

    ok I will NEVERRRR complain about my sucky life again.....

  • he aint gonna be a virgin anymore

    in prison

  • This show scares me so much. It  makes me want to hide in a hole

  • @urAmoron44 thanks man.

  • i want the "to catch a predator" complete series with extras on bluray!!!!

  • Virgin for life now.

  • Turning point 1:27

  • i love watching this show stoned!!!!

  • Isn't that the Winekone?

  • Now Big Bubba is going to be his first.LMFAO

  • I feel bad for the virgin. Obviously he must of been very desperate and probably couldn't get a girl his own age to fuck.

  • i failed my driving test yesterday. the driving

    instructor pulled a sneaky move out. i was

    listening to what he said. he told me to do an illigal move.

    and failed on that.i did everything else right. but because

    he was a sneaky lil shit,i failed because of that. i passed

    everything else. i was really pissed off. but you know watching

    this makes me happy. and think hey could be alot worse.

    i could be a pedo like this loser. so my life isnt that bad.lol

  • @Punkrockfan001 haha

  • @Punkrockfan001

    > You failed the driving test

    > Blame driving instructor for your horrible driving skills

    > You could've complained about it but since he didn't really do anything wrong , you didn't

    > Then you imply you're not a loser

    HAHAHAHAHA OK

  • @mrjerrick

    troll all you want dipshit. l passed the driving test on my

    next try. nice try trolling loser.lol

  • @Punkrockfan001

    Pfft , I can lie on the internet too , I have an IQ of 300 & I invented time travel.

  • @mrjerrick

    you invented cock sucking. thats all you invented

  • @Punkrockfan001 I'm flattered that you think that I've invented something so widely used , but I'm afraid I cannot take credit for it.

  • All the pedos are unattractive...

  • "The 22 year old virgin is in the house" That's my battle cry when I walk in the club.

  • Sir, please. LOL

  • @turdsandwich72 LOL!!! Lmao!!! Idk whats makes that funny, either the fact that's he's been exposed as a virgin about to lose his "innocence" to a child...or the fact that he's a dirty nerdy.

  • @RainbowKiid00 Both. Seriously, they need to bring this show back. Skits like these are priceless.

  • @turdsandwich72 oh most definitely. the whole " DA in Texas Commits Suicide" thing is sooo over. Plus he was pervin' up a little boy online, so nobody really pities/misses him.

    I think these segments REALLY opens the eyes of parents who really dont monitor their children/teens/young adults (what the fuck ever they call themselves nowadays). This stuff isnt just happening to poor people, it's mainly happening right under their noses, at their kids' school and in their homes,

  • I bet the person reading this message is a pedophile and the reason they watch Dateline NBC is to see how to avoid being caught.

    Stop reading this you sick fuck.

  • You've gotto love how he's wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

  • At 1:27 "Oh crap."

  • Asian men are Paedophiles.. No wonder why even their own women won't date them lol

  • @Sassymui8 False, not everyone is the same.

  • Hanson should say" im ya huckleberry".

  • sir im not a preely predator sir. 3:25

  • he shows the picture of his penis, for good measure.

  • *facepalms*

    

  • you know the guy is a total faggot if he call hansen SIR. SYIR PLEES!

  • @icthruu4evr amen!

  • Forever alone....

  • decoy: "im excited btw"

    virgin: *head cock* me too

  • LOL there's this doorknob I work with who looks like Paul Clemente, I call him the predator and he doesn't even know what that means.

  • This shithead received lifetime registration as a sex offender and a measly six months of community service. On the plus side, this was over five years ago and now he is probably "The 27 Year Old Virgin."

  • @phillys976 imagine your daughter being pressured by a much older man for sex how would you feel

  • I feel sorry for this one

  • They should have known it was fake when the girl was wearing overalls.

  • niggas jus tryin to get laid

  • Chris Hansen Rulez :D

  • Fucking Cockblock....

  • @ningajedi LOLOL... You're a genius

  • LOL this show is SOOO JOKES

  • LMFAO@Just A Curious Predator?

  • lmaooo stupid bitch

    

  • Guy: Im not a real predator sir

    Hansen: Oh just a pretend predator?

    Guy: No sir, Im just curious

    Hansen: A curious predator?

    LMAO!!!

  • Fucking stupid CHINK. No chinks will ever get WHite girls.

  • @DiversePersona Fuck you. Don't make this racial you dick. How many different races have you seen on this show? Millions. Also, he's not even Chinese.

  • @DiversePersona I know for a fact that's not true. Besides, Bruce & Brandon Lee had white women. And, that's just 2. You silly son of a bitch.

  • @klwewf fugly white wife lol

  • @DiversePersona the decoy was asian, shit-for-brains...

  • haha hiding in ur tee shirt will make it all go away!! like fook ya sicko, hahaha rot in jail

  • 22 year old Filipino guy cant get laid so he went with the 13 year old lmao!!!!!!!!

  • I would love to break Chris Hanson's jaw because he's such an asshole and is REALLY annoying even though he mean's well.

  • Sir please.... Sir

  • I heard CHRIS HANSON was suppose to host another season of this but the show "Cheaters" had already started watching HANSON and wanted to go ahead and take him down without any of his children present and just have him and his new girl together.I heard when the guys grabbed CHRIS HANSON he screamed *It wasn't me,she led me on and I only came to the hotel with condoms and lotion to break it off*The last thing he said was am I going to be on T.V?and will my wife know about this?

  • @dapod5xrus its a troll account, a disturbed troll indeed

  • hahaha Asian men small penis

  • @ningajedi what's an alian?

  • the good: he doesn't go to jail for being a sexual predator since he's case ended up not guilty.

    the bad: he may be an illegal alien. :))

  • @leepipesateneo He was found guily and he is a pediphile.I saw his sex offender picture.

  • @leepipesateneo He didn't have to serve anytime in jail though. He received 60 days of community service, 3 years probation and a lifetime of registering as a sex offender.

  • What a shit sensationalising show. Cops sneaking round with guns as if drug cartel bosses were inside.

  • he's gonna have plenty of sex in jail :D

  • What is up with Jews and their obsession with photographing their penises and emailing them to people?

  • dont worry ... he will lose his virginity in prison :D

  • @HayWireProductionz Gays don't know how to take "no" for an answer. Lucky for them butt rape is legal.

  • lol somewhere in a prison, this guy is being asked if he's done anal

  • @venomclown1134 Rofl only sad thing is that he was guilty O.o

  • get owned. damn.

  • 22? haha

  • And now... THE 22-YEAR OLD VIRGIN IS IN THE JAIL HOUSE.

  • sir please!!!! :( ahahahahhaaaa

  • @Mitch450000

    no he cant lmao. plus hes trolling

  • @Mitch450000 That's why proxy was invented.

  • hhahhahahahahha

  • loll if i was one of those weird ass pedophiles i would have ran like a mother fucker.

  • how are u a sex offender.. but you're a virgin?! LOL

  • is this myspace they use or somethin?

  • "r u good doing it on a hot tub?"

    "doing wut?

    "the sex"

    hahahaha I found that wording hilarious

    don't get me wrong though, the context of it is unsavory to the max

  • Now he is a 22 year old virgin sex offender lol

  • whats the one with the guy who has a ball in his head

  • @bossisbestbossisbest How are you sir?

  • shes ugly

  • "she Said SHE ExcITED to SeE meE!"

  • I really feel bad for him ))): 

  • "so what r u doin here?" "tryin to fuck a little girl man i'm sorry!"

  • Can you imagine if someone asked a 13 year old out just so they could get this guy's autograph?! Now that would be creepy!

  • lol the first guy is never gonna get laid in his life.

  • please , take a seat ....

  • He's wearing a "No Fear" shirt... ironic as he's hiding under his shirt!

  • An Asian guy named Clemente? Is he even Asian?

  • @LostFaithChoi he's filipino, they have spanish surnames

  • @Layzie07 oh.

  • Sala quit assuming dumbass

  • lmao, i looked up virgin in the dictionary. it means this guy has never had a sex even one time

  • @AMpufnstuf ...No shit Sherlock ?

  • This asian guy, is the only, only one I actually started to feel pitty for. But then I remembered he's a pervert.

  • This is obviously fake

    Asian guys don't get that big

  • I love how he's hiding his face in his shirt. "Maybe if I cover my face, they won't be able to see me!"

  • she does NOT look 13

  • im turtle boy

  • @coldfarted LMAOO

  • Aw, man, this guy wasn't a malicious paedophile, he was just a virgin.

  • Forget the possible prison time, 1:27 is the moment he realises he will be immortalised on Youtube!

  • ROFLMFAO good thing they got this guy off the streets I mean I can't imagine all the shit this fucking virgin would've cause to society.

    Another child molester taken out...

    ROFL this is fucking hilarious

  • "im not a real predator..just a pretend predator"

  • is this show real or is it all setup just for luaghs , like whos dumb enough to do that

  • The instant he realizes he's screwed. 1:31. Epic.

  • "for good measure he sends along this picture of his penis"

    oh Chris, I see what you did there

  • what a fucking tit biscuit

  • this guys lunch meat....

  • haha. the "the 22 year old virgin" title is funny. props to the guy who made that

  • awwwwwww he's crying :| ..... pedo bastard -__-

  • 3:24 - 3:37 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • Isn't entrapment illegal?

  • If he initiates it and she plays along, it's not entrapment

  • @wsimpson86 Have a seat over here please.

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC I'm not a pedophile though lol

  • @wsimpson86 We'll get to that in a minute.. so who were you planning to meet?

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC Your mom!

  • @wsimpson86 Well i have the chat log here.. so it's probably best that you just tell the truth.

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC Hmm and what does it say?

  • @wsimpson86 "Are you a virgin?" "Can i give it to you deep and hard?" "I'm so freakin horny right now" "I don't mind that you're only 13, i prefer underage.. pussy" "I want to BLANK your BLANK" And it gets too graphic to continue. Now what are we to make of this?

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC I never said that!!!!!

  • @wsimpson86 Well i'm just reading the chat log in front of me. Your screenname is wsimpson86 correct?

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC

    lmbao

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC Why yes it is!

  • @wsimpson86 Then these are yooour words. A sexually charged conversation with a girl who said she was 13. What do you think should happen to you?

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC I want some pacakes

  • @wsimpson86 Well i can't keep you here, so you're free to go whenever you want.

  • @ChrisHansenDNBC bye!!!

  • "I'mnotacriminalsir"

    "Get down!!"

    "I'mnotacriminalsir!"

  • To see who this is ... pause ... 1:27

    Somebody tell him he's here ... FOREVER.

    We warned you guys, don't or else ... 4:00

  • Dateline should have been playing on the T.V.

  • Chris Hanson"Whats wrong?"

  • HE IS A VIRGIN! go easy on him and feel a little sorry for his ass!

  • geez, i feel a little sorry for this guy, i mean sending a virgin to prison for sex crimes? That doesn't make any sense. Now CH comes off as the bully here picking on his being a virgin.

  • This dude is corny, who would give this fat fuck any action besides a 13year old. He is a college student who cant get laid, that is the real crime hear!

  • If he watched the show before, he seems pretty clueless that she is a decoy.

  • Pleasse Sir! (I'm invisible anyway). Pleasssse Sir!

  • in the one picture his genitals looks like a piece of poop. lol