Miracle on Cauliflower Lane (Pet-Smart Prank Call)

[AllThingsArtistic856]

"Sorry, Jesus, that was one of your mistakes..."

[Caffieine]

I am a muslim, i am a big fan of you, did you actually mean that Muslims are like this? I actually respect Jesus and other beliefs

[Sephorachic7]

Is this like a christmas special- buy one and gives birth to seven. LMAO(: Frikin love you Jared(:

[MAKKEBAKKE]

On one side - (fake) loud crying, on the other side - hysteric laughter

[jade21342]

"And the power of Christ" *dies*

[CaileyBarr]

You are amazzzzzzzzzingg;)

[tmichellemd111]

"Mmmmkaaaay..."

[mrsSkinner111]

@5:52 LOL

[BUBBABOY3000]

150,000 viewer!!!!!!

[ThePandadogz]

@pokewhitefan1 a gay baby was born then.....

[lagpjc24]

i lvoe how he flips out at 9:50 haha!!

[AndroidGrl34]

I love it when he's all whispering then 2:40 scared the heck out of me!!!! I love Barney Stimpleton!

[MrTigerman33]

the last ten minutes is the best part...i was crying

[MegaTYTube]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cry* *cry* *cry* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

[Conman395]

He needs to chill on the "G.D." all the time... funny show thoughh!

[camfresh99]

thisvideo is sooooooooo long

[TheNewSpice]

Barney is my favorite FNC character.

[Rihanna24Lover]

This conversation is over cuz u called me a skank.. Jared: No I said the youngest in the bradie bunch was a skank. rofl that part was halirious!! love u fnc!!

[Rihanna24Lover]

So, I was drinking my water.. not such a good idea. But anyways he said : Because I believe as a person I was taught, my mom raised me well, and when things die you have to call the police. I cracked up lol love u FNC!!

[ishtar889]

my name barney stimpletin!

[HeadbangingForGeeZus]

....the youngest one a skank. LOL

[HeadbangingForGeeZus]

you need to do this voice more often lol

[Lamb0rghiniGallardo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HAHA!

[Selenagomez5able1]

Wait till you see my oh....

[13CaptianCharisma13]

a christmas special haah

[LILDUNC3000]

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooFUNNY

[KingOystar]

151 people's pet hamstas had babies!

[sethpoint0]

Like u did for tiger woods

[labrondo2011]

im POKIN it

[CrimsonCrusade77]

MAAAM!!!!!!



[Selenagomez5able1]

The lady kept saying "...Okayyyyy...."

AND

2:40 scared the shit outta mee! lol

"That was the probably was the most scariest things that i ever expirienced" haha omg

[MultiRedskins4life]

That song is the same at my dads office

[thelynn02]

im pokin' it

[hockeygurl515]

Kristen and jared always use the line "it would make feel so much better" so that convinces them lmao

[ZeBrAg6918]

(whispers)"wait till you see my oh" lmao!

"it had bebies..." hahahaha

[surdurshurr]

"IM POKIN' IT." omfg

[jesse07750]

i užpakalis lytinių santykių su savo sūnus, jei man duoti dviejų JAV dolerių ir pusę spanguolių

[sithlordrevan6661]

wow, i know ozzy stammers alot but god damn. hes worst, atleast i understand ozzy

[smileyface51o]

hehe he says "babies" weird XP

[smileyface51o]

"what, ballsack on its back?!"

[PhilB983]

@marquesbrownlee yup

[BroskiScape]

I wasn't paying attention until she said "We don't sell females at this store" hahaha i was sooo confused lol

[Madeleine700]

"Where's do I find the penis"

"On the back"

LMAO

[softballstatic19]

"Oh god damn i need to get myself to wal mart! and I neeta get stuff fo my wife, fo my bitchy motha in law, and fo my friends, and the last thing i need is hampstas"..hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[ieuan4real]

'I only wanted one but it gave birth to seven. Is this like a Christmas special or summin?'

LOL!

[TheMichael4351]

thumbs up if you watched the whole thing

[TheMichael4351]

I know jared is right why don't they have hamster condoms

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

ooookkk

[LOLJKJK17]

three guys are sitting around.

1 says he is the best musician in the world.

another one says he is the strongest man in the world.

third one says he is the funniest man in the world.

they go to Guinness world Records and tell the man their talents.

the first man runs out yelling "I am the best musician in the world!"

the second runs out yelling "I am the strongest man in the world!"

the third runs out yelling "What the hell is friday night cranks!?!?"

[MsSmiIeyFace]

@LOLJKJK17

i dont get it :'( explain..? :D

[LOLJKJK17]

can i just hav a bunch of thumbs up fer no reason

[scullcrusher1000]

@LOLJKJK17 no u dnt earn it

[deadseason2]

151 people work at pet smart lmao

[Mixypixyg]

Ohh god damn I got to go to WALMART. :'D

[zukoismybaby]

I like died when he started stuttering haha

[lightningblack99]

lol it had seven bebe hampstaas. LOL!

:3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[katiemw96744]

"Oh, so you're saying animals are not people? They don't have feelings? People are animals, so how are animals not people? Riddle me that. How are we animals, but animals aren't us? How is that any different? Because they have souls, they have feelings, they obviously give birth." That's DEEP Jared. If you meant that, I love you even more than I did before <3

[19funkybunny]

hehe this is funny. please do more mitch videos please

[Bakeziti1]

Omg i cannot get over how sexy Jared is! Bebehh hampstahs!

[bennett6763]

There's no fucking way that anyone would stay on the fucking line this long

[starena22]

picture bifdbbgubeu ppppppp-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- dubbxgobgxebngx8erb p-p-p-p picture me

[starena22]

omfg

[oblgikiller]

dude adam sandler got famous like this and your next your the master!!!! JAKE B !

EVERYONE THUMBS ME UP IF YOU AGREE!!!!

[ImaCombatFreak]

LMAO! Calls Ma'am mom by accident at 14:59

[Nettles27]

2:45 ahhhh i laughed

[Nettles27]

"what till you see my oh" LMFAO

[natedoggwils6226]

This sucks, i laughed at every other one not this one

[Choco7133]

Lmao at ‘we havnt spoke since about the last time the coffee pot broke’. Hahha

[ToadSageNaruto1000]

151 ppl have 7 bebbah hamstahs

[ToadSageNaruto1000]

"But now that I have 8, I would rate myself a -6.2." XD XD XD XD XD XD

[ToadSageNaruto1000]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I almost stepped on one!" XD

[ducksauce049]

you buy one it gives birth to seven!!!!! lol

[Nightwish224]

Why the hell are people talking about their religion in here? jeeze.

[duelwing01]

that was the best prayer ever

[ThatFireFighterKid]

30:55 minutes of my life spent laughing :L thank you :L

[xXDancerChick54Xx]

LMFAOO

Guess WHAT HAPPEN TODAY!

It Had Seven Behbehy hamstas

You buy 1 it gives birth 2 seven! xD

I Love YOU!!!!!!!!!! :D

[invader0524]

That was a lovely prayer :')

[DaughterxOfxBlaze]

1:40 "oookkkaaayyy"

[MeaganDay2559]

lolz thts fricken funny i died laughing im addicted 2 there videos i love watching them TWO THUMBS UP OUT OF TWO THUMBS LOLZ :D

[pedobearnumber1]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooo hu hu hu hu nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oead mam mam i think its dead mam i think its dead lol XD priceless

[starena22]

da hamsta had some babehs

[FunnyFlirtTalks]

<3

[JessieBell301]

do i have to put one on my shoulder and burp it

[Darkorbit21]

FLUFFY GET AWAY U STUIPED PEICE OF CRAP

[Darkorbit21]

STAY WITH ME !!! LMAO

[fbiseyal]

That really offends me when u said........what r u a muslim

[101gamecock]

@fbiseyal No one cares.

[fbiseyal]

@101gamecock shut up..........u would call urself a cock.....101gamecock

[101gamecock]

@fbiseyal It's a sports team fag.

[fbiseyal]

@101gamecock then i guess the whole team are cocks....like u

[101gamecock]

@fbiseyal No there not, shouldn't you be kneeling to the "allah" pussy?

[fbiseyal]

@101gamecock why dont u come to my face and say that and i'll beat the crap out of u

[101gamecock]

@fbiseyal I doubt that. I don't hate on other religions but, Gadhafi (Libyan leader) is a muslim and he says That we have the "devil" on our side and the "allah" on their side. And I hate that man for making us go to war. He is a sick human being.

[fbiseyal]

@101gamecock look Allah means god in another language.....i believe the same thing u do except we beleive that Jesus is not god but he was a messanger of God and i dont know who Gadhafi is

[101gamecock]

@fbiseyal Well, ok. If you don't know who Gadhafi is, look at cnn, we're (USA) going to war with Libya

[fbiseyal]

@101gamecock yeah im american to i'm only 14 so i dont really watch the news 2 often......

[Killinemdead1]

this is retarded wasting peoples time

[sk8erangel20]

*whisper..whisper* "OHHHMYY!!! AHH!!! I almost stepped on one." Hahahahah.

[sk8erangel20]

"wait till you see my ooohhh, wait till you see my ooohhh." hahahahha.

[snipers116]

one i think all i can say is LOL.

[thekingchrissyg]

lol wait to u see my oooooooo

[supertay10]

hahah wen the hamster supposebly dies hahah that was the best part hahah XD

[foster98513]

pspspspspspspsp picture no wait pspspsicture no like sosofisodfusdfi jsjfsijhvddgmmvf fgjf in my sssiituation. wait no

[BigT754]

i think i wee'd :')

[ems61316]

lol.. the scream is jokes lololol

[JustBecauseICan1000]

OMG This is 30m long?! lmaoo!!

[PhyscoHummingBird]

Lol, "OMG I THINK IT DEAD!" luv it

[CupcakezAndCookiez]

"im poking it. " :D

[DarkChipmunks989]

"Fluffy, get away! Get away from the hampsters! Get away from the goddam hampsters! ...Sorry, Jesus, that was my stupid-ass cat."

"Fluffy, you stupid piece of crap cat, I'm going to kick you in the jaw! ...Sorry, Jesus, that was one of your mistakes."

LOL!

[DarkChipmunks989]

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!

[bigsergio4]

i think whats quite underated in this one is how jared freaks out at the start of the call.

"GUESS WHHAAATTT HAPPENED!"

"ok, sir, i need you to calm down."

[theadvicenut]

it's amazing how jared can hold these folks on the line as long as he does.

[angelmonroe143]

@theadvicenut I KNOW RIGHT! LOL

[MissHelloKitty4109]

waita you see my OOOH

[acmadsen]

gosh that prayer was long

[TragicallyNothing]

xD The lines about the cat were so funny.

[neon12025]

"You dont care about me, you prolly dont care about jesus, your a muslim!" xDDDD thats so bad, but hilarious.

[anonymouswriter5]

This actually happened to me. XD I bought two MALE guinea pigs and ended up with 7. Bought from PetSmart. They don't know how to check sexes there.

[redlinekids]

Stay with MEEEEEE!!!

[redlinekids]

He's so smart wen he did that

[redlinekids]

I die at 12:56 to 13:11

[FirePhoenix2323]

JEEEEEEZ, I cannot believe that she stays on the phone for that long.

[FirePhoenix2323]

FLUFFEH! GET AWAY FROM THE HAMSTERS! :D

[Banjokazooiemaster]

LOL! Go to "All Comments" and look at the video's third thumbnail.

[xIR3VOLUTiONx]

how could u do this for 30 minutes? thats insane.

[BrambleHeart000]

"Fluffeh, you stupid piece of crap cat, I'm going to kick you in the jaw! Sorry, Jesus. That was one of your mistakes in life... is givin' me Fluffy."

XD

[CaseyAUS]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. I love you, Jared.

[dana44s]

I freakin' love you man XD

[kingofkings6161]

the hamster was a Girl then they put it under sugery and made it a dude then it gave birth :D

[twizzlerize]

I just died laughing when he was like "...i'm pokin it"

[HARDCORE6672]

im pokin it! funny as hell

[hockeylacrosse18]

how many people tried doing this and failed? =p

[hockeylacrosse18]

wow.. thats my number..

[RoseBloodBlack]

well actually bring it back Ill let you get a new one...

I HAVE SEVEN MORE!

[CrashTestDummyys]

@RoseBloodBlack i just lol'd ... like literally haha i read it and imagined that part.. and lol'd xD

[GAMEDUDE43]

818 657 9272

[gobacktoyoursuburb]

Wait till you see my ooo

hahahaha

[brilucky00]

omg wwhata i do lol

[theessejway]

you should prank call pay phones

here is one at an ikea in toronto

416 255 7124

[xxtasha10xx]

"I apologize, I'll whisper"

"OMG! I almost stepped on one"

"I'm poking it"

OMG! You crack me up! I love the ghost hunter prank as well...When you make that screaming noise XD It was hilarious!!

[FlyGuyQuiznos]

lol i kept poking the mother and now its not moving LMFAO

[FoxRacing981]

FUNNAY! LOL. SOUL MAY RIZE>.<

[GAMEDUDE43]

poor fluffy he gonna get kicked in the jaw

[ALYSSASTELTZ]

LMFAO ! THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES YET.

[LeilaBenZak]

for goodness sake f;u;;y ill kick you in the jaw

[pandawhit]

Well Miley Cyrus is doing drugs just letting past you know.

[hollycom]

DID YOU HAVE TO SHOUT ;O

I dead with fright 

[KrayonMonster]

how did so many different people get on this video lol miley cyrus, fluffy the stupid ass cat, and jesus? haha xD

[SuperJackDaWack]

Do i need to pump the momma? Do i have to burp the bebeh's?

[RainbowzXD1]

" Picturepicture, picture if if....ifififififfifif....uiysa­yhkashidaushsyuhd....picturepi­cture...oadajidjsTHERE!" Lmao :P

[unchargedsum]

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!! @2:45 when he screamed i was wearing headphones and it scared the shit out of me!!!!! omg

[jekdop]

7 bebeh hamstas

[sunnykid321]

its funny how he prays for miley cyrus and tiger woods....that worked well

[KassRedFox]

"Look... try to pictu.. wait, try to pic- to pic-... try to picture you whe- no, wait... Try to pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-picture.. you wer- you wjqjscpanmkqglejmafskñghN"

I really laugh hard there XD

[KuDisBeast]

i love the prayer

[swiftfan188]

you answered my prayer to the coffee pot

[SillySmile100]

wait till ya see my ohh!... :58

[ADeadlierSnake]

Why arent any new "pranks" as good as this one and other old ones?

[DcIxvi]

30:55 min. VIDEO!

[xxtasha10xx]

@DcIxvi It's because he is a partner so he can

[LibbyVision]

Do i have to burp it?

LMAO!!!

[LibbyVision]

hamster condomms!!! lol

[KATIEx6677]

i think its dead...."But your welcolme to bring it back!!!!"

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

wait till you see my UHHNNN.

[bigmacboy101]

epic WIN!!

[CeleronicProductions]

i apologize that you feel that way, Skank. Now i called you a Skank XD lol

[MeEpMiNk]

ROFL i love the way he says baby

[BeepzMo]

-whispering- "Wait til you see my oh!" x)

[horse4568]

Are you gonna amen ma'am? Haha around 2:40 ish the store lady starts sounding like his therapist(:

[grandtheftkitty]

When he yelled i had my volume all the way up. That scared the shit outta me. Especially snce it was dark and the middle of the night o_o

[Jacky4431]

So freaking funny xD I was cracking uo=p the whole time i couldnt breathe!!

hahaha NOW I called you a skank hahahahaha omg "ahhhhh I almost steped on a babae hamster! I would've had babae hamster on my shoe!!!! xD I LOVED the way he said baby hamster! LOL

[LORDMW2]

Its a MALE lmao

[necrobitchful]

hahahhahahahahaha ball sack on back :L :L

ur not the baby or the vag so u dont know what to do?? hahahahaha holy fuck i cannot breathe :L :L :L

taste the milk omg it just keeps getting funnier :L :L :L

[LoneAlphaMaleWolf]

Jared: (Tearfully) I think it's dead, ma'am.

Store Lady: Well, if you find your receipt you're welcome to bring it back.

Lol, that lady was being kind of callous.

[RenockNecro]

Your not the baby or the Vag lol

lol who knows whats gonna happen to miley cryus tommrow