Mastering The Maximum

[Dyscivist]

Lol @ the response to this video.

[Ilikenuman]

inspirational!

[theVAGINAntichrist]

holy crap this is a good one.

[AdolescentAntiTheist]

Pure gold.

[kb4292]

Look at you, Shawn. You are maximizing your sexy.

"...You're never going to sit anywhere else." Hahaha, I can't pick a favorite part. Yes please.

[kvan1917]

"Success requires a battering ram." Fuck yes! The question is, can you maximize your battering ram to its maximum maximization?

[tgseason12]

I know how to become successful now! I've got to MAXIMIZE MY LIFE

[internetsgoldenegg]

Hey I really enjoyed your video. I just posted a new one you might like. I look forward to your next one

[AirelonTrading]

OM freaking lord! How in the name of God did I miss this? I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

ROFLOLPMP

[D4Shawn]

Thanks yo. I've been meaning to separate my videos into play lists so people can find all my funny videos or all my philosophical videos, etc at once. I haven't gotten around to it though. Been busy lately...

[AirelonTrading]

My wife came into the room asking why I was laughing so loud, and what I was laughing at.

"You know what I do? I kick them in the balls!"

OMG - I'm just dying.

I hear you. It took me 9 months to get my stuff organized into playlists.

[Ravel87]

LOL, "I knew someone like you.... he died..."

[Sarahon06]

How the hell did I miss this? This was great.

[joelovesyou]

You're a max daddy.

[fortunatus]

Thats so true.

[RabidApe]

LOL this is hilarious, Shawn!

[haerverk]

waahah, nice one!

[davidjuliankoch]

are you drunk?

[junior00bacon00chee]

hahaha....

brilliant.

[lukeev]

This is quite possibly the greatest video on youtube. Possibly.

[grantsinmypants2]

You sound like Brainpolice2

[mead6323]

this shit is pretty funny! go try out for mad tv!

are you from the land down under?

[simonodell]

yeh this video pretty much confirms what a two-faced douche you are.

Over on my channel your making out your the most pacifist person on earth, and yet here you openly say you'd kick someone in the balls just for enquiring the time of day.

The rest of this video is bullshit nonsense.

You've been seen through.

[D4Shawn]

Yeah, because this isn't satire/comedy or anything... It's the real me!

Why don't you read the rest of the comments and ask yourself why you couldn't figure out what everybody else could.

[JackDangles]

motivational speakers LoL I need more tools to get myself super maximized LoL

[rcehoppe]

lol

[antigurus]

you're funny. this is great. I like your creativity and your mind.

[neutrinoide]

T-shirt worthy stuffs

[bwhahrhr]

I am maximising my comment leaving habbit.

Thank you shawn for maximising my life!

[11110111101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this video is awesome in soooo many ways.

[Kalidor22]

Great motivational speech there !

[horvay]

Is this a Post Modernist Paid Preview???

[ProtoCraken]

I can maximise not having sex with prostitutes!

This video is 1337

[desheik]

I prefer minimising my mininimus.

[Rorshak1313]

Maximize like Maximianus!

[ForOrAgainstUs]

Insanely clever and funny. Lots of great one liners.

I had to come back to say that.

[sxefreakofnature]

"Keys to success aren't even keys."

Damn it, i knew i was looking for the wrong thing!

Brilliant! LoL

[ForOrAgainstUs]

I hoping this one gets featured.

[Renegen1]

you're good

[qtronman]

He-he. :-)

[DickGhostmoon]

lol that's hilarious

[Zaharah28]

Lookin' sharp. Failure is for sissies! raaaaar! :-P

[EntertainedWatcher]

>the game

[angryislander56]

Does Oprah know about this?

She LOVES universe battering rams!

[mcphilthy]

I'm positive to my own maximal degree that your shirt is indeed worth more than my car. (swoons)

[CousinoMacul]

LOL! Maximum stars.

[LibertyIsNotGiven]

You could write a book, make a couple of speaking tours, and you'd be set for life. I say that half in jest, but it's probably true. If you somehow incorporate God, salvation and/or spirituality, you'll maximize your maximum potential even further.

[arghhh2006]

Haha. Awesome :)

[undefinedego]

lololol.

[ProtoCraken]

I'm 0:31 in and I fucking love this!! It's fantastic, just like the pointless ultra self help gurus out there.

[Ravel87]

Lmao!!!!

AWesome awesome

[Nielsio]

Totally!

[Elaina43]

I am maintaining eye-contact with my space while imagining myself to be one inch taller sitting in Madrid. Thank you.

[Jessiqua42]

LOL, wtf? The sad thing (though perhaps not for you!) is that you could totally sell this BS!

[contrarianbastard]

Epic lulz!