This video NEVER showed up! We just found it in the related section to our latest video. Thanks for answering our question, and ummm Curt, the mask thing...yikes.
TOAST!! Yes i need toast, thats what the missing thing has been in my diet this month! LOL,,Great answers, Counselor Rufus, with relish and mustard.. hah
Try as I may to hold it - still had me laugh out loud - literally - esp the Lechter part. Wondering how long it will take you to have the mask and Lisa's bra in a video together :)
Help.. I thought you had Anthony Hopkins in there for a moment.. What with that and your Brando impersonations.. forget the easterbunny stuff, you and Rufus should go to Hollywoof.. :)
I think Rufus would be *very* dissappointed if he were my dog because if I drop a chuck roast on the floor there's gonna be a HUGE tug of war. Things could get pretty messy!
ROFL...101 things to do with a toaster!! I LOVE it!! "It rubs the butter on the toast"...creepy and oddly hysterical at the same time!! I am becoming addicted to watching you two! It's a sad, sad, day, isn't it?? :-) Thanks for the laughs! *hugs to you both*
Rufus, A few minutes ago I toasted two slices of raisin toast....YUMMY....I even buttered them!!!!!!!!! Of course, I had JUST returned home from El Sombrero's...where I had Texas Fajitas Nachos!!!!!....and a 27.oz TX Margarita!!!!!....YUMMY!!!
There was something totally weird going on at this end too. It seemed to be "processing" for over an hour. I thought it would never squeeze through the YouTube Upload Vortex!
This video NEVER showed up! We just found it in the related section to our latest video. Thanks for answering our question, and ummm Curt, the mask thing...yikes.
SunnyDazStormyNitz 3 years ago
LOL - there are things that have never shown up on my subs page and probably never will. So no sweat.
We'll also be using the other question you sent in at some point (I just need to get off my butt and EDIT).
OhCurt 3 years ago
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EnchantinFlower 3 years ago
j wish that book was available in Poland lol, another funny episode. By the way nice shirt Curt.
megajezior 3 years ago
Great as usual!
sultrywirelegs 3 years ago
5 stars for the mask and 1000 stars for the rufus-ears-up-special-effect!
ralfonzo83 3 years ago
awesome rufus episode.. and diana is so dark and creepy. woah...
thebigfatlamp 3 years ago
Lamb is great with Mint Jelly, but what makes a Hot Dog?
Jalapeno Jelly.
Come 'ere, Rufus. I got something I want you to try...
DanPostropheL 3 years ago
Ryan and I made Freezer Jam from Blackberries we found growing in a ditch. Yummy on Toast.
-dan'l
DanPostropheL 3 years ago
mm i want some toast with strawberry jam.
krazytaru 3 years ago
TOAST!! Yes i need toast, thats what the missing thing has been in my diet this month! LOL,,Great answers, Counselor Rufus, with relish and mustard.. hah
cooksterz 3 years ago
I think Rufus is a lawyer.
boobtubious 3 years ago
hehehe...Diana is the QUEEN!!! Love it. What is with the freakin' toast already?!? I really need to get some cinnamon toast pronto!
Ravensinger 3 years ago
Try as I may to hold it - still had me laugh out loud - literally - esp the Lechter part. Wondering how long it will take you to have the mask and Lisa's bra in a video together :)
dl737 3 years ago
I'm off to Amazon now to look for the toast book!
XX, Gay
GayCarrington 3 years ago
Another awesome episode!
Toast recipes and Toast From Coast to Coast, lol! My sides hurt! :D
YTsHaDoWkNiGhT 3 years ago
LOL well done!!
theburnman 3 years ago
Haha, another great one, Curt! :)
Spielbergsp 3 years ago
Have you noticed that comments are working here? I just came back for another hot dog.
kenrg 3 years ago
LOL, this has to be one of your very best. Hotdogs go very well with Chianti and fava beans.
Perroquet51 3 years ago
Rufus you truly are the last great guru!!
thenudo 3 years ago
You know, Curt, with that mask, and your current hairstyle, you do look sort of like Anthony Hopkins. LOL!
Yayy!!
-- Matt
TheHappyShow 3 years ago
OMG!! Can't stop laughing!! Thanks, Grams
GramsandPapi 3 years ago
(((Grams)))
:-D
AskRufus 3 years ago
oh that was too cute. I think this was the best yet. Rufus you just get better and better(and Curt too)
tunisianswife 3 years ago
Thanks, Susan!
Rufus continues to improve. I continue to develop a thicker skin (as well as an unusual prop collection).
;-)
AskRufus 3 years ago
"It puts the butter on the toast."lmao!
JeeprzCreepers56 3 years ago
That hose is pretty scary, man!!
AskRufus 3 years ago
LMAO
Another Great Show guy :)
Aceswolf 3 years ago
Thanks, Michael. Glad you're enjoying them.
:-D
AskRufus 3 years ago
I have 2 videos I need to send in :) I just never find the time :) But keep up the work :)
Aceswolf 3 years ago
Can you sign my copy of the book rufus and also send some placebo's??? pleaseeeeeeeee!
xoxoxo
Thank you for the laugh! Much needed!
xoxo
Hippiefied1 3 years ago
(((Lisa!)))
I love you.
-Curt
AskRufus 3 years ago
Help.. I thought you had Anthony Hopkins in there for a moment.. What with that and your Brando impersonations.. forget the easterbunny stuff, you and Rufus should go to Hollywoof.. :)
KurtGnu 3 years ago
LOL!
Hopkins was asked to make an appearance but his people replied to our fax by sending over a couple tossed pies via courier service.
AskRufus 3 years ago
Putting paper in the toaster? I almost want to do it, just to see the toaster shoot fire in all directions.
Now, I must go eat some toast, I don't want to get the hose again.
AnIrrationalRatio 3 years ago
I think Rufus would be *very* dissappointed if he were my dog because if I drop a chuck roast on the floor there's gonna be a HUGE tug of war. Things could get pretty messy!
Blinkazoid 3 years ago
Rufus talks big, but I'm guessing if Suzy and/or Babs ever confronted him, his ears would shoot up and his behind would be racing for the exit!
:-D
AskRufus 3 years ago
Aww, NO, don't do that.
It's like those "Will be hot after heating" messages.
Anyone dumb enough to get hurt deserves it.
And it will get them a hit video on YouTube, so everyone wins.
Darwin Awards NEED to be handed out Curt.
AnIrrationalRatio 3 years ago
ROFL...101 things to do with a toaster!! I LOVE it!! "It rubs the butter on the toast"...creepy and oddly hysterical at the same time!! I am becoming addicted to watching you two! It's a sad, sad, day, isn't it?? :-) Thanks for the laughs! *hugs to you both*
GreatGig1 3 years ago
"Creepy and oddly hysterical at the same time" - Caylyn, I'm quoting you! LOL
...and actually, that would accurately describe some of the dates I've been on... Oy!
-Curt
AskRufus 3 years ago
Rufus, A few minutes ago I toasted two slices of raisin toast....YUMMY....I even buttered them!!!!!!!!! Of course, I had JUST returned home from El Sombrero's...where I had Texas Fajitas Nachos!!!!!....and a 27.oz TX Margarita!!!!!....YUMMY!!!
Ronnie
tommy30507 3 years ago
Ronnie, this comment made me SOOO HUNGRY!
-Curt
AskRufus 3 years ago
"hot dogs" I laughed so hard I could barely breath. LMAO!
Ranblv 3 years ago
Ran, if you don't stop laughing, how will you be able to eat the hot dogs?
:-D
AskRufus 3 years ago
Rufus, I love you.
cURT, I love you too.
LilCav68 3 years ago
mARIA, I F L Y 2
:-D
-Curt
AskRufus 3 years ago
GREAT!... Now I'm hungry for hot dogs. :(
Do you know short hand?
IAGuy06 3 years ago
I recommend the turkey franks. They're more agreeable than some other kinds...!
And, yes, I know shorthand, but I have to write it long hand.
AskRufus 3 years ago
Thanks for making me laugh today!
qiranger 3 years ago
Thanks for letting me know this sucker succeeded in doing that, Steve!
:-D
-Curt
AskRufus 3 years ago
Woooooah I got chills.. PrincessDiana was freakin spooky! I gotta do me one of these. I keep forgetting... a frequent problem of mine lol
Pippilly 3 years ago
There are about a half dozen videos I keep meaning to shoot but never do, so I can relate.
Thanks for the banter in email last night!
(((Pipp)))
-Curt
AskRufus 3 years ago
You do a scary Hannibal Curt! and Rufus, you are the great dictator.
gabrielized 3 years ago
HA! Thanks, Sue. Ya know, I still to this day CANNOT bring myself to watch that movie again. It spooked me out way too much back in 1991.
Maybe this will end up inspiring me to give it another shot.
AskRufus 3 years ago
And LOL and Ruff Ruff @ Rufus!
Blizzeekitty 3 years ago
Ooo, you are wearing my fave shirt. Haven't seen that shirt on you in a year!
Blizzeekitty 3 years ago
Ha ha haaaa! Love you both, hugs, Chris
bugsinrug 3 years ago
(((Chris)))
AskRufus 3 years ago
And... we're live! Couldn't get this to load for an hour, but I saw it sitting there.
Blizzeekitty 3 years ago
There was something totally weird going on at this end too. It seemed to be "processing" for over an hour. I thought it would never squeeze through the YouTube Upload Vortex!
AskRufus 3 years ago
I want that mask for christmas.... it will improve my marital relations (big grin)
PrincessDiana161 3 years ago
Baa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa!
AskRufus 3 years ago
Needed a laugh!! Like always, HILARIOUS video Curt and Rufus!!
Kara :)
RosenbaumGrl 3 years ago
I'm glad this could deliver what was needed, Kara.
Thanks!
:-)
AskRufus 3 years ago
3rd? j/k.
a cable car with cable tv. Sounds like Rufus asks for a lot. :)
Toaster travel destinations....never knew they had those. :P
Like the silence of the lambs spoof.
HaleyMary 3 years ago
Yeah, he must have toured a very different part of San Francisco that I did!
;-)
AskRufus 3 years ago
FIRST!
OhCurt 3 years ago
just because the video wouldnt load for me for ages! :(
bwhahrhr 3 years ago
LULZZzzzzzz
PrincessDiana161 3 years ago