Yo Momma

[nikos1393]

stupid thing... a show about insults...messed up!

[GoodGrief08]

Yo momma has more balls than the NBA,NFL, and MLB combined

[kieranH55]

.-copy and paste

[xxdyogas1]

Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

[chappykonthaar]

yo momma's so fat, she went to the toilet, and it was her birthday again!

[stevejordan89]

yo momma so stupid when she went to in n out she came in but she never came out

[Vahag4Kobe4Y2J]

yo mammasss so stupid she sold her car so she could afford to buy gas.

yo mammas so stupid she thinks cheerios are donut seeds

yo mammas so fat when she told me her weight i thought it was her phone numberr.

[onefuckingbluecar]

yey :P

[dungeonmaster1rank]

yo momma's balls are bigger then mine

[younesboukanzir]

Now holD on Yo mama so ugly she even makes her pilo cry at night Yo mama is so stupid she taught e.t event t.v yo mama is so tall when she do a backflip she kick jesus in the face Yo mama is so black i shot her and the bullet came back with a flashlight saying i can find the bitch ^^

[brawlfan100]

yo momma so stupid she called you just to ask for your number.

yo momma so fat people walk around her for excercise

[MoneyMan3400]

yo momma so fat if u punch her twinkies cume out her ass

[itzmevu]

yo momma so fat when jump in the air she got stuck!

[jazzmusprime]

yo momma like a vacum cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the cleaner every night

[orangeNblackninja]

yo momma stinks so bad, she made the speed stick slow down and stop!!! yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and booger popped outta george washington's nose! TEE-HEE!:P :D

[RiotCreepinInMaHouse]

Yo' mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone,

Yo' mamma so stupid she took a tv to the cinima

[ipodfan401]

yo mama is so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt and said I GOT The POWER!

[rizrazor]

yo moma is so short she needs a ladder to pick up her rent from the floor.

[superabel]

holy crap this poor bastard's career just went down the drain.

[gatorzil]

yo mama so poor she has do a drive by in a public bus

[99Fingers]

my mum is a bitch man!

[blingmahad]

yo moma so fat when she turn a roun a new jarayshion

[mtizzlefoshizzle]

what does that even mean?

[blingmahad]

ma brother went on ma acount ma bad but listen

yo momma is so damn ugly that when she looked out da window she got arrested for indecent exposure lol

[sabrios]

yo momma is so fat whan she walked front the tv i missed the hole lost season

[nikidizzi]

it's weird how you guys still say the old yo momma jokes!it's 08 now you guys!!

[ThaMizfit]

Yo mommas So Fat She's From Both Sides of The Family

yo mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car

[anosh12345]

yo mama is so fat when i asked for a trompilen

she said here use my stumuch

[Haris641804]

yo momma so dumb she think Fleetwood Mac is a New mcdonalds hamburger

[godmanscarface]

you r momma is so dum she bought a video on how to fix vcrs

[BartmanMC]

im looking for this episode where this girl I think was called "V" and she was very funny so if anyone know where I can see that please send it to me.

[shad2k6]

Whats the song in the end of the show ?

[BitterSweetKana]

Oooff, Wilmeeer.

I would ;)

[feynoord123]

je moeder stinkt zo erg dat als ze langs de wc loopt de wc van zelf doorspoelt.

[kurojin97]

tu madre.....tvoyu mat'......deine Mutter....kimi no okaasan....YO MOMMA!!!

[lebchick123]

gotta love it!!

[hollandkaas]

jouw moeder is zo dik dat ze haar teennagels laat lakken bij een auto spry shop

[baranboy6]

jou moeder is zo vrouwelijk dat ze een vrouw is

[daveybitter]

hou maar op

[baranboy6]

jou moeder is zo eng dat ze denken {het is geen haloween.

[karaninho]

Yo momma is so fat. That she send soundwaves while she's shakin har body!

[trulychloe]

yo momma is so fat when she sat quarter a booger shot

out of george washington's nose!

[bjornar84]

Your mother is so obeice, she ate a third-world food-ration as an appetiser.. hu hu hu hu... delightful

[sheriefryan]

yo mommas so fat it took 50 pages to fit her picture

[Yehe666]

awsdfghj

[sofilo]

yo momma is so fat when she looked on a scale it said to be continued

yo momma is so fat that when she fell from the hollywod sign she landet on bruce willys and leonardio di caprio

[xxxmadegirlxxx]

jou mama is zo dom dat ze 50 cent in een parkeerautomaat stopt en w8 op een kauwgombal

[niggazambiz]

Yo xxxmadegirlxxx Wtf were you saying? Is that Packy?

[desespera]

no thats dutch :P she said yo momma is so stupid that she put 50 cents in a parking..meter( i dunno what that thing is called ) and waits for till a gum rolls out

[BooTeeFull]

rawrr*

Wilmer's HOT!!

[antigluut]

yo momma is so fat she has more chins than whole chinatown

[bjhjr07]

I got tell me what u think/ Yo Mama so fat her shadow sweats

[PILLOW432]

bizzy taht diss was like from glomobi commercial TEXT BLAH BLAH TO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH and the a guy was like the same diss oh and guess what YO FART SMELLS SO FCKIN BAD IT PUT THE WORLD IN DEEP DEPRESSION

[stephizzal]

yo momma's so fat i had to take a plane, 2 trains and a bus just to get on her good side

[TBfan4E4]

yo momma's so fat when she tryin 2 run she rolling ppl had 2 stop her with helicopters

[Mcaliber38]

yo momma's so ugly wen she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning. yo momma's so fat she jumped in the Grand Canyon and got stuck

[drew619snapmaster]

yo momma's so fat when she looked on a scale it said show me your wieght not your phone number

[niggazambiz]

Lmfao

[WWEAzNBoi]

yo momma is so fat that when she trips and fell on the ground i try not to laugh but the ground cracks up

[elfather4]

shut upp...none of these jokes are good?? mine is listen.... YO MOMMA IS A BLACK MEN....sikeeeee that waz gayy lol jp

[ddude69]

the best one is the first one

[Ahsunmc]

yo momma's teeth are SO YELLOW that when she closes her mouth her stomach starts glowin 

Yo mommas so fat her pictures heavy

[bogdanbibi]

yo momma so fat she had the dumb profesor as a snack

[BizzyTheDog]

you mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

[s1lentkrnsou1jah]

fuck i hate it when ppl tell yo momma jokes online. it just sounds stupid on da internet

[DoCValentine]

seriously...

[xnoraAaronx]

weeeeak, man. get better jokes

[diminutivechum]

Yo Mommas so fat that when she went to the movie theater, she sat next to everyone OR Yo Momma so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized OR Yo Momma so stupid, that she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Ooohhh.