How We Shower

[mastermalpass]

1) Go into bathroom

2) Have a shit

3) Shower - wash for 5 mins

4) Shave if I can be bothered

5) Spend 20 minutes doing nothing

[beno2367]

1. pee first!

2. only wash hair approx. once a fortnight

3. spend majority of the time doing nothing

[AngeloNyman]

its amazing how accurate the male part is :)

[dopplegangerr]

Haha Its so true! Thats totally how me and my wife are

[TheEatmyUmp45]

''draw a penis on the mirror'' hahahahaha epic

[kkksskkk]

This is preposterous! You pee first and then wash your hair.

[glowworm2]

The guy part was hillarious!

[LilacKitty]

Woo woo!

[Silverfire321]

Songs are:

"Don't Be Afraid, You've Just Got Your Eyes Closed" by mum

"As Serious as Your Life" by Four Tet

[TheNinoflay]

Hahahhaha

[liononwater]

Hella sexist!

This is how I shower:

-take off clothes in bathroom - pick music on my mp3player - turn water on - get in - wet hair - apply a reasonable amount of shampoo - rinse - apply conditioner - wash body with body loofah - was face while conditioner being removed - more thoroughly remove conditioner - rinse body - dry most of my body before stepping on the mat - dry my hair - put on robe - step out

[mjn8490]

@liononwater Nobody cares, this is funny. Shut up

[markooo135]

@liononwater Who cares how you shower

[HotDamn281]

@liononwater who fuc*ing cares??

[newgateway1]

@liononwater I bet you've never had a boyfriend.

[liononwater]

@newgateway1 Gee thanks, but have you done any better? I've got other good things going for me.

[thebostonkackler]

LMAO!

[karindi1]

Stolen from CollegeHumor?

[Book5550]

@karindi1

check posting date?

lol

[omgshift111]

lol it seems like guys have more fun in the shower

[omgshift111]

That's so funny! Pretty much 100% good with girls, except I only do tips of hair with conditioner, and leave in for ten minutes. Better for hair.

[ishamar039]

hehe that's actually soo true about the girls.......the part of the men is sooo funny and nasty!!!!! I can't believe that i share the same bathroom with guys

[BethanieMichelle]

according to me, the female one is 80% accurate.

- i undress in the bathroom, so there's no walking to or from in a robe.

- i dont organize dirty clothes in a hamper, just throw it down the chute.

[Podblur]

What is the first song, the second is obviously Four Tet - As serious as Your life. I know that, but please, I need it for a project. Alright cheers ;-)

[eeddwweerrdd]

LOL at the end when he shakes his weiner at his wife the second time, on the newspaper the wife is reading, it says ASIANS on it LOL

[Porly62]

This is so accurate...its actually science :D

[ebeshlebe]

what is the 2nd name song ?

[ladyoffir3]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[fudge711]

SHAMPOO MOHAWK!!! ahaha

[Harvest8888]

Guys is dead on...except the peeing in the shower that is messed up...

[slash004]

That's the most important part of the process man!

[Wolf24840]

What's the name of the last song?

[mohgli0]

What song is playing during the man part?

[mohgli0]

nevermind

[moepippy]

Man side makes more sense lololololol

[lynth]

The male version is 100% accurate! (except the part with the soap, that's not cool, wash it!)

Peeing in the shower saves water (seriously, it saves A LOT of water, Brasilian government and most other countries actually encourage doing it via TV ads. I don't know what's disgusting about that, the water washes it away, anyway and it's not a dirty or infective fluid. Blowing your hand is more disgusting... but I do it anyway, as I wash my ass in the shower, too. Why not blow my nose? WATER POWER!)

[Sabooru]

@lynth apparently its good for your feet too :)

[gre3nDAYrocks]

I don't wash my hair twice, that strips hair of it's natural oils.

Also I use my pumice stone out of the shower.

And I only have one loofah and one cloth.

[moepippy]

Are you gay?

[gre3nDAYrocks]

No, just female :/

[SeamooreDicks]

I agree with shaking of the wiener.

[und3ri0ath]

yeah i do all that besides the peeing part.

i aint gunna lie i did it once but who hasnt.

[MareCha166]

If I ever find out my guy peed in my shower I will break his legs.

[w8n4yt]

I can assure you that he has...

[andurk]

definitely

[TvLover72]

I was absolutely disgusted and yet amused at the same time.

[RisenFromAshes427]

Wow i really do those things like make a shampoo mohawk, and blow hands. except i dont pee thats disgusting

[deliriumsleep]

lol, this is simply amazing xD

[HowTrajuk]

dunno how accurate the female one is but the guy one is soooooo accurate

[gre3nDAYrocks]

agreed.

[themovieguys101]

the guy one is totaly true

[esepc40991]

OMG! I shower like a girl!

sweet.

[Aquamaryann]

hahaha oh god. now i'm scared XD

[Manuu285]

mental!

[structuralpoke]

For the all the "music" comments

Song 1 = "Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed" by mum

Song 2 = "As serious as your life" by Four Tet

[Dereck89]

thank you!

[fonduchicken13]

does anyone know the song that plays during the guy part?

[gheercore]

:)) i do exactly the same things...except the nose blowing part...well maybe sometimes... :))

[memelookatme24]

stupid!!!!

[deerein15]

is this original music or can it be found anywhere?

[clsazekiel]

my male roommate totally does the nose blowing thing.

[demoninu1]

That's exactly what I do!

[mordiger]

My god... I'm a man, but I do the same things of the woman in the video...

[lissssz]

AHAHAHAHAH!!! I hope you don't look at your breasts as she does!

[GuessKto]

That a good one! hahaha!

[PrzemekZanko]

Too exaggerated, but funny. Nice idea for a film and good acting.

[YoshiSOUR]

It is true!!  ^_^

[tatsaicb]

dude...this is so true!!