Hotdog Eats a Batman

[idk9684]

I bet that hotdog didn't give a fuck.

[gametron1]

Now I can die happily.

[TheEnderBoss]

me: what just happend.

*batman pops out of mouth*

Batman: IM BATMAN

[moshspeggeti]

And not a single fuck was given.

[AngryOctopus4]

In place of the classic "In Soviet Russia" joke I make this statement:

Irony is just as much of a bitch as Karma.

[CybershotCollections]

I laughed when batman scratched his ass!! XD

[SuperPiroManiac]

That rat looking thing just got ATE!!! DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[supafinn49]

honestly, how could u dislike this?

[saxoncola23]

It's simple.......We eat the Batman....I know a guy

[ThisisJamesman]

love how bats has to scratch his ass first

[starwarsnerd100]

I like how batman acts like he's getting out a batarang, and then just gives up.

[theZinator]

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia...

[50centgame111]

batman in soviet russia

[450015508]

Press 3 and listen carefully

[Aizen1122]

joker's henchmen: Sir, it is comfirmed that batman has been killed

Joker: No way, by who?

Joker's henchmen: it appears he was devoured by a giant hotdog

Joker: HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA­AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blur5290]

00:4 scratches his butt

[kiwininja100]

gentelman i do belive shit just got real

[BandanaAndMusik]

all you other superheros out there...its time to ketchup

[jamesaellis]

I knew this day would come...

[megajebus]

Now, All we nee is Batman eats Batman and Hotdog eats a Hotdog.

[dusknoir64]

irony at its finest

[AVET87]

The taste of....Revenge

[oracle897]

It's simple... we EAT the batman

[thatlookscool]

Tastes like justice

[MrCMAN0715]

wut.

[xRaptureInArmsx]

Even Batman has a itchy ass before he is eaten by a giant hot dog.

[Roesch03WRX]

god damn you youtube. why did he scratch his ass!! I WANTED TO DRINK MY POP NOT SPIT IT

[MrScruffedUp]

In Soviet Russia....

[jacobislucas]

Best bid ever

[DioDinero]

Because he's the food Hotdog deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll eat him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our favorite snack. He's a tasty vegetable, low-carb treat. A black olive.

[MrDarthroadkill]

no no no batman would have had a hotdog repellent device in his utility belt

[kilkolio]

the mustard it glows

[Derpy1337]

I understand the meaning of life now.

[theguyonthepenny64]

What a twist!

[MidnightSun308]

VENGEANCE IS HIS

[dergrosseomg]

Its simple : Eat the bat.

[Firefury12]

in capitalist america you eat hotdog

[SmokeSmile93]

i came

[robertsfunny1995]

That hot dog was later eaten by Batman. Inception.

[robertsfunny1995]

If this is soviet russia, shouldn't the red be sky?

[PhlatMage]

Revennnggeee!!!

[littleb0b121307]

justice well served!

[youliveyoudie]

lmao

[spencerhopkins91]

why the fuck are there gay ponies in the sidebar???

[PSIMushroomed]

@spencerhopkins91 Because they're not gay?

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@spencerhopkins91 BECAUSE PONIES HAVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BATMAN BEING EATEN BY A HOTDOG. DON"T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE INTERNET? I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP HOLDING SHIFT. I'm not holding shift anymore.

[ProdigyBandicoot]

Batman just got eaten, not the one that he deserves, but the one that he needed.

[ThePkmage]

so in Soviet Russia batman eats hotdog? MINDFUCK

[Friendo1231]

I for one welcome our new sausage overlords.

[LetsPlaytendo]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HOT DOG EATS YOU !

[laskann]

Well, you can't blame name of the video for false advertisement, that's for sure.

[Sasho43]

wtf Russia

[Vaschik]

this reminds me of the game "heart of darkness"

[mrgiogl]

hahahah the top comment make so funny this video!

[Thescott16]

0:04 Though he knew his end was near, he couldn't focus on what to do. All tiny Batman knew, right up until the end, was the discomfort of a spandex wedgie.

[AnimateNGameStudios]

REVENGE!

[sladikk]

He's the hero the city eats, not the one it serves.

[exclibur731]

There is proof that even superheroes have to pull a wedgie or two...

[bubbap89]

6000 LIKE FUCK YEAH!!!

[ninetalescommander]

Hotdog wins....FATALITY!

[Tentmanz]

"NO! WAIT! "Scratches Ass." Okay, we're good to go."

[MsAnimetastic]

Got here from FUS RO DDAH videos,

[Megaschoolhater]

Batman: He's the thing the hot dog wants to eat, but not the thing it deserves.

[haruhiandkanonfan917]

I'll take a Batman.......AND EAT IT!

[Wadusher]

How the HELL did I get here from Ponies?

[berandat]

@Wadusher Well at some point Batman ate Pinkie Pie so it's a very related video.

[helgenarin]

Batman really deserves that

[torokk21]

How did I get here from a Skyrim Fus Ro Dah video?

[chao742]

The dislike bar is larger then JB's dick

[matyas123498]

in soviet russia hot dogs eats heroes

[CosmicKunai]

Truly a great achievement in animation history!

[Msmorganandkatie]

did you see him scratch his butt

[Cole88131]

o_o thats wierd

[RachetMetsubou]

Ummm oh so that's why blood came out my hotdog when i hate it o_o

[Matrelith]

That's also how his parents got killed.

[GramosMichalMinecraf]

Hotdog eats batman like a boss.

[XTheWorldEaterX]

Can we expect to see more things eating things? or was this just a phase?

[argilla11]

Welcome to Russia.

[2000Tobbe]

how did i get here from skyrim?

[MrPokemonStudios]

OH MY GOD! THAT HOT-DOG DOESNT HAVE KETCHUP!!

[Misilo0304]

@MrPokemonStudios and now it has a BATMAN!! xD

[shanewynn2]

@MrPokemonStudios i would like the comment, but i dont like a hot dog without ketchup.

[MrFerisCat]

One does not simply eat the batman.

[twinkieboy2002]

That was so funny LOLZ

[Traskify]

I'm sure Batman would have appreciated that butt scratching more if only he knew what was gonna happen.. D:

[33vampires33]

But what we didnt see was Batman rip out of the hotdogs belly and escape...

[GigaPepsiMan]

It's the hero he deserves, but not the hero he needs right now.

[owatch14]

glow in the dark mustard that cant be good for you.

[busesbang1]

Must be superman's....

[alphaotakux]

why

[homestar888388]

Im so high right now...

[denzytony24]

DA FUCK AM I WATCHING

[PurpleWind64]

What-a twist!

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Glow-in-the-dark mustard FTW!

[monkeyman27v]

in russia, hot dog eats you!

[j300mindstorms]

These are great, keep up the good work

[MegamanStarforce2010]

Wow....that was random.

[redvsbluefan011996]

well um... that happened.

[semtex816]

Xtreme gore!

[peach93cc]

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia...

[firehobbit97]

Terrible crap

[mrlegoman2180]

IN SOVIET RUSIA HOTDOG EATS YOU!!!!!

[wolfenstien1000]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?1

[Dar3dmag3]

The irony

[mrepicnobody]

Thumbs up if after this you turned vegetarian...

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Why am I not surprised at the Soviet Russia jokes?

[zeejay92]

I'm in that weird part of YouTube again......

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

Oh my god... ARE WE IN RUSSIA?

[MrEddrock]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME Yes... Soviet Russia that is.

[aluckymutt]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME if it quacks like a duck

looks like a duck

and roasts you like you would roast a duck over an open fire

it's probably russia c:

[blooflazh7]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME Lame russia jokes are old

[SourceStrike]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME Yes ve arr comrade! Yes ve arr.

[Cheese7431]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME No.... Soviet Russia :D

[ixonixas]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME We are, but not in just Russia, we are in SOVIET RUSSIA

[thippyboy77]

Well... all my questions are answered.

[bjmensz]

thats not canon

[xgunsrfun4usx]

i love when the "i hate when the top 2 comments are the same" become top comment when they arent the same, but then they dissapear when they are the same.

[JayTheJaymez]

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia...

[zambina44]

Lmfao the tags xD

"hotdog, eat, batman, aids"

[superKirbychannel]

Revenge

[AfonsoLDM]

its simple, we EAT the batman

[mrpunstoppable]

The hotdog relishes his vengeance

[SuperCHECHO12]

In Soviet Russia...(Video Name)

[thoserandomstories]

HOTDOGS DO NOT EAT BATMAN!

[spyhunter178]

Batman's death scream will haunt me forever...o dear!

[Gnorcteen1]

I'M THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!!

[Cocoabean205]

The smoke am i fucking?

[Kaitoconankid]

If anyone could get this many views for eating batman, it'd be a hotdog...

[flyingduckchick]

It's simple: EAT the Batman

[timburtonrules101]

@flyingduckchick why didnt the joker ever think of that?

[JacksonComedyStudios]

@flyingduckchick

One does not simply, "eat," the Batman..

[VeneficaDelirium]

I know I've only slept for three hours today but I'm laughing way too hard.

[gamehot0]

Soviet Russia!

[SmashingGreen]

now we need hotdog eating lighting while Batman flashes in the background.

[dubssstep]

ಠ_ಠ

[Afroman1837]

What the hell is this?

[MegaBlobbers]

@Afroman1837 the future

[roboiago]

we've come full circle.

[Raimondoze]

what did i just watch?

[fattybuccha72190]

Food eating people?! THAT'S HOW BLACK HOLES ARE STARTED!!!

[JacksonComedyStudios]

@fattybuccha72190

No... that's how memes are started.. O_O

[JDMotionPictures]

---The Epic Conclusion to the Dark Knight Legend---

[ezekgta4fan]

It's not the Batman Hotdog wants...... It's the Batman Hotdog needs.

[gillesding]

In Sjovet Russia....

[platefilms]

paybacks a bitch

[tobiawsome123]

In Soviet Russia. . .

[TheMusclebone]

Is batman Kosher?

[TCNcos]

Why is "Jesus heals a gay man" in the recommendations?

[GalladeXtreme]

That is a badass hotdog.

[MegaTheBuddha]

Taste's Like ... JUSTICE!

[TheFingerx]

Did he......scream?

[TheTrueMetal9]

damn tourists think this is the weird side of youtube..

[egramism]

What the hotdog doesnt know is that batmans still hungry.

[ChartersBalarters]

Russia Soviet In

[ukog9]

In soviet Russia...

[99shurikens]

so this is russia..interesting

[Medachod]

In Reality, Batman eats Hot Dog.

[WritingFighter]

That hotdog is probably fixing to blow up in the next 5 seconds...

[Eduadro217]

The turns have tabled!

[MissyMorbidXoXo]

And this video reminds me why it is awesome to be alive. Thank you. :D

[MrFerisCat]

How did I go from FUS RO DAH, to this?

[99shurikens]

@MrFerisCat the internet my friend..the internet

[IronPox]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IN THE INTERNETZ

[minecrafter1126]

What the firetruck?!

[gurliegurlgirl]

c'mon people. just admit it. we all watched this video and just kind of left it in its own tab to play in its glory.

[hellrobo]

The table has turned lol

[hewtoi]

is it just me or did it sound like he was on the right when he scratched his butt

(i'm using headphones)

[valprothebeast]

Batman: i'll be damned if im going to die with a spandex wedgie

[TheKILL4M4NJ4RU]

BEST!!!!!

THING!!!!!

EVER!!!!!

[ScullytheNinjaDj]

*hotdog eats batman*

hotdog: fuck yah