There used to be a mix like this blended with Rupaul ("Supermodel") and Bugs Bunny clips -- it used to play at JR's in Houston. It was hilarious. Anyone else seen that one??
I've been looking for that video for years. I saw it at the Mining Company. The old manager at the Mine, Ralph, called it the Slap Video, for obvious reasons. I really want to get a copy of that.
This would solve all the knife/gun crime in schools and make the kids show respect, like in the good old days when everything cost a shilling and we were all made out of wood. xxxx
Holy crap Reed is still around? I'll never forget the crazy shit with myself Reed and Chris at his house and Underground in CT 100 years ago. So I'm sure you dying to know how Reed got to NYC. Long ago in CT Reed worked at Underground?Urban Jungle and Strawberries records and wanted to rent in NYC but they said he did not make enough $. Well he was told to put occupation hooker on his next app and the rest is history! One more Reed fact he is deaf in one ear and counts the bpms with his feet.
ROFL loving when you are young and then after age 3 forget it. You better run the f*ck out of the house and never come back. I escaped finally at age 21. Neurotic is right lmfao. Speaking of which I better not forget and go back
He was one of THE top male models of the 70s to mid-80s. Just gorgeous. He's probably better known as Priscilla Presley's live in lover from that time period. Probably why he didn't have much of a career. A long time ago, I got ahold of one of those gay magazines and his stats were included. That's how I know he has a 9.5 incher. Yummmy!
DID YOU REALLY EDIT THIS CLIP? I have to tell you that I saw this clip..oh about 7 years ago at Splash & I have NEVER stopped talking about it since. I tell everyone HOW AMAZING it is. I can't believe I found not only the clip, but the editor. Dude, you put A LOT of time in to this and it shows - IT IS AWESOME!
Joan will always be the queen diva! Is she priceless or what? LOL! A friend of mine used to hit his boyfiend with a can of cleanser whenever he got mad at him. He's so obsessed with Joan he researched it and found out she hit Christina with a can of "Old Dutch" cleanser and not "Comet". He actually found that they still sell this at dollar stores nationwide! Now that's dedication to both Joan and his passion for hitting his cheating boyfriend! LOL!
You almost did this just as well as the original Dan-o-rama Productions mix, which I'll always see as superior. Not that you meant this as competition. But your montaging was great, and I honestly think your "I will always beat you" segments were Uber-camp.
Oh I love this video. I love the movie. I'm doubled over with laughter every time Joan goes ballistic in the garden screaming, "Box office poison! Hollywood Royalty! Christina, BRING ME THE AXE!!"
there used to be a better recut to this. It was called Abba VS Joan Crawford, but it seems to be gone. This will have to do, but the other one was a bit better. im glad this is around though. my day is better when i watch this.
Yeah I agree, the person that did this one did a lot better that _I_ could have on something like this, but did need to tone down the repetitions a bit.
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Eh, not the same one as the one shown at Splash. The one at Splash is longer, has the monkey comparison, the longer f-word scene and lots of funny stuff. This is an edited down version perhaps?
Why can't you treat me... like I would be treated.. BY ANY STRANGER ON THE STREET!!!!!!
MiamiPush2theLimit 2 months ago
This was shown at... A gay club?..
Voltan 2 months ago
This video was edited by DJ-VJ Reed McGowan in NYC
eMpulseNYC 8 months ago
This was the one I remember, but where is the rest of it. The end is lopped off.
gdcat777 10 months ago
I have no idea why. But I find this so funny
swimmr1112 1 year ago
wow, that was something else
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dinairairbrushmakeup 1 year ago
GAY.
patr70 1 year ago
@patr70
DUH!
1ncearoundtheblock 1 year ago
They play this every Showtunes Sundays @ Sidetrack in Chicago!!!
bootglove 2 years ago
They used to play this EXACT version at JRs in DC lol
PennsylvaniaRyan 2 years ago
And and the Boulevard in Daytona Beach, FL in 1989!!!!
God, I wish I could find that!
brokersml 2 years ago
@PennsylvaniaRyan They still do!
Thoughtfulguy68 4 months ago
There used to be a mix like this blended with Rupaul ("Supermodel") and Bugs Bunny clips -- it used to play at JR's in Houston. It was hilarious. Anyone else seen that one??
mermodfreres 2 years ago
I've been looking for that video for years. I saw it at the Mining Company. The old manager at the Mine, Ralph, called it the Slap Video, for obvious reasons. I really want to get a copy of that.
ezrabbit 2 years ago
I know I'd post it if I ever find it.
mermodfreres 2 years ago
Brent - this takes me back. Thanks for posting. What a great memory. Musical Monday's were always fun.
thomrob7456 2 years ago
This would solve all the knife/gun crime in schools and make the kids show respect, like in the good old days when everything cost a shilling and we were all made out of wood. xxxx
colinh1969 2 years ago
"....it's called Waltz Brilliante...that means... Brilliant Waltz."
LBraunhaus 2 years ago
That sounds really familiar! Was that from Mildred Pierce?
LexiixoxRoxx 2 years ago
WHATEVER!
BJWolfe 3 years ago
I want to find the Splash version of Whitney Houston, Crack is Whack video
rbradkc 3 years ago
Holy crap Reed is still around? I'll never forget the crazy shit with myself Reed and Chris at his house and Underground in CT 100 years ago. So I'm sure you dying to know how Reed got to NYC. Long ago in CT Reed worked at Underground?Urban Jungle and Strawberries records and wanted to rent in NYC but they said he did not make enough $. Well he was told to put occupation hooker on his next app and the rest is history! One more Reed fact he is deaf in one ear and counts the bpms with his feet.
anastyb 3 years ago
oh my god!! I know the person who did this! he's this really brilliant DJ from NYC called Reed. YAY!!!!! I LOVE him!
deceptacon08 3 years ago
great fun
1969diesel 3 years ago
lol
Blendre 3 years ago
so cool I was at the gay club in atlanta and this was on the whole bar was laughing
jassypoo1 3 years ago
Clever! thanks for posting this ! Just curious how long did it take to edit?
Rocky1r 3 years ago
When ever I'm having a bad day! I always rewind the parts in the beginning of this video...it relieves the stress.
Sealy2u 3 years ago
Barack Obama is Joan and Hillary Clinton is christina.
Sealy2u 3 years ago
Are Obama's eyebrows really that scary?
btm85bubs 3 years ago
srry but the way u edited it is kinda annoying!
xoiwuvanimalsxo 3 years ago
Oh.. the good ol'times of Musical Mondays hehe
ChuckNYC71 3 years ago
love this-- i was a Splash junkie back in the day...
1969diesel 4 years ago
ROFL loving when you are young and then after age 3 forget it. You better run the f*ck out of the house and never come back. I escaped finally at age 21. Neurotic is right lmfao. Speaking of which I better not forget and go back
abby495 4 years ago
Poor Christina. Joan was nuts! LMAO!!!!!!! Thank you so much for the video. That was wonderful!
enigma800 4 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm sorry, whoever did this...this shyt had me rollin on the FLOOR laughin....ROFLMAO
lreed1980 4 years ago
Did anyone every notice how GORGEOUS and PERFECT her boyfriend Ted is? He's a DREAM!!!
dallesandro100 4 years ago
Just yummy. I'd love to devour his 9.5 incher! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
StephenCardinale 4 years ago
WHAT how do you know he has that? I have been searching for video's and pictures of him on the web - can't find anything
dallesandro100 4 years ago
He was one of THE top male models of the 70s to mid-80s. Just gorgeous. He's probably better known as Priscilla Presley's live in lover from that time period. Probably why he didn't have much of a career. A long time ago, I got ahold of one of those gay magazines and his stats were included. That's how I know he has a 9.5 incher. Yummmy!
StephenCardinale 4 years ago
It's strange that there ism't a picture of him anywhere. I think he was the best looking guy of all time,
dallesandro100 4 years ago
Who had the giant dong?
enigma800 4 years ago
Who are you talking about????
brentmwatkins 3 years ago
I first saw this movie when I was five It scared me so bad. I thought Joan would come and get me.
TudorRose85 4 years ago
I heard that if you say her name three times in front of the bathroom mirror on Halloween she will.
bcraig5 4 years ago
This video was originally done by me (DJ ReedMcGowan), for Splash Bar NYC back in 1999.
ReedMcGowan 4 years ago
I edited this piece for Splash Bar NYC back in 1999. I will soon be posting a better quality copy for viewing. Stay tuned for more.
ReedMcGowan 4 years ago
DID YOU REALLY EDIT THIS CLIP? I have to tell you that I saw this clip..oh about 7 years ago at Splash & I have NEVER stopped talking about it since. I tell everyone HOW AMAZING it is. I can't believe I found not only the clip, but the editor. Dude, you put A LOT of time in to this and it shows - IT IS AWESOME!
dallesandro100 4 years ago
LOL GOOD MOVIWE
SuperAndrew1233 4 years ago
This video is the scheisse! Peace! :-)
rfschober 4 years ago
Brilliant!
JALSKYTIME 4 years ago
This is the best...it played at the Saloon in Mpls. LOVE IT!!!!!!!
sjayyyy 4 years ago
this is everything that exists ! only personifyed....hollywood and every where!
hedwigo 4 years ago
I thought a guy named Reed made this video for Splash while he was DJ there ?
italmarky 4 years ago
Joan will always be the queen diva! Is she priceless or what? LOL! A friend of mine used to hit his boyfiend with a can of cleanser whenever he got mad at him. He's so obsessed with Joan he researched it and found out she hit Christina with a can of "Old Dutch" cleanser and not "Comet". He actually found that they still sell this at dollar stores nationwide! Now that's dedication to both Joan and his passion for hitting his cheating boyfriend! LOL!
Otaku4u 4 years ago
You almost did this just as well as the original Dan-o-rama Productions mix, which I'll always see as superior. Not that you meant this as competition. But your montaging was great, and I honestly think your "I will always beat you" segments were Uber-camp.
bittersweetsunrise 4 years ago
hows motherhood? are you like joan crawford or ma baker?........
oh i,m so gonna talk to you for 3 horly sessions a week!
rorycunneen 4 years ago
While this video is highly entertaining, Christina Crawford is a highly imaginative writer...Petty jealousy and greed ruined her mother's reputation.
ChicanoIowa 4 years ago
Why Why did I ever let you go??? DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS!!!OMG I almost lost when she did that!!!
michaeljetter123 4 years ago
I am laughing so hard... I think I just peed my pants!
singlewhitegaboi 4 years ago
Really very sad. All that talent, fame and money and Joan hated herself in a psychotic constant eruption. I hope she is finally at peace.
dantiger 4 years ago
because i am not one of your FAAAAAANS!
gloglo88 4 years ago
LMAO...i was ROLLIN on that part...LOL
lreed1980 4 years ago
Oh I love this video. I love the movie. I'm doubled over with laughter every time Joan goes ballistic in the garden screaming, "Box office poison! Hollywood Royalty! Christina, BRING ME THE AXE!!"
cureboy675 4 years ago
Bring Faye Dunaway back!! Her talent is too good to squander. God, she hit this one right out of the park!
ete4 4 years ago
this was soo sad! :( :( :(
karateprincess123 4 years ago
I love it, love it, love it!
ScooterSMcGee 4 years ago
this was ah-mazing
osnapitzari 4 years ago
BRING ME THE AXE!!
rickwarriorbard 4 years ago
Check out Dan-o-rama his videos are really well done!
KrystalLaMour 4 years ago
Long before SPLASH existed in NYC, this video edit was played at REVOLVER on Santa Monica Blvd in WeHo (where I think it originated)
idotvads 4 years ago
It was also played at the Saloon in downtown Minneapolis.
BJWolfe 4 years ago
I LIVE AND BREATHE!
hedwigo 4 years ago
ok i cant watch this shit
inuyasha44566 4 years ago
well, you are 14! it takes someone that as lived a full and unexplained life to understand this!
hedwigo 4 years ago
ok how in the hell do you know i am 14
inuyasha44566 4 years ago
MY REAL NAME IS "MS CLEO." Call me dawling for a free consultation!
hedwigo 4 years ago
????
inuyasha44566 4 years ago
there used to be a better recut to this. It was called Abba VS Joan Crawford, but it seems to be gone. This will have to do, but the other one was a bit better. im glad this is around though. my day is better when i watch this.
Chaosrunsthrume 4 years ago
Yeah I agree, the person that did this one did a lot better that _I_ could have on something like this, but did need to tone down the repetitions a bit.
tall32guy 4 years ago
Cute, but far too many repetitions in the early scenes. Less is more sometimes.
puppettowne 4 years ago
CRAZY,SHE IS!!! POOR GIRL!!!!
nathankg 4 years ago
lmfao lol i was ga hit her bak lol
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sentineldemilo 4 years ago
so so funny
howardjjj 5 years ago
Isto é que é um problema de édipo...
tiagogualberto 5 years ago
what's the movie?
elsurfista 5 years ago
Mommie Dearest
redheadeddude 4 years ago
omggg i cant imagine if my mother is like that!!!
MaGisZ 4 years ago
i cant imagine growing up with a mother like that, wonder if she was really that bad. scary..
good editing, great song!!
couponsexpired 5 years ago
With a mom like this who needs hemorrhoids? Great video!
vitordragon 5 years ago
lol
rickwarriorbard 4 years ago
Eh, not the same one as the one shown at Splash. The one at Splash is longer, has the monkey comparison, the longer f-word scene and lots of funny stuff. This is an edited down version perhaps?
mvezza 5 years ago
Bring me the ax! I'll cut the ending off.
redheadeddude 5 years ago
I LOVE this clip but why is the ending cut off?
elgatonyc 5 years ago