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  • i wouldnt call chasers i sketch show

  • guy at end is a try hard tough guy bogan, I would of smashed him if he touched my hat.

  • W-A-N-K-E-R ! LMFAO! Thanks for posting! >;-)

  • lol wanker is british lololol

  • Wanker isn´t an aussie word, it´s english, we´ve been using it a lot longer than those wankers.

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  • wanker is british

  • I love Aussie slang.

  • niggers!

  • 5 people disliked they must be wankers!

  • @Thegoldstarman You watch your mouth! That's £1million pounds fine!

  • @Thegoldstarman yep no racism in here!

  • i thought it was funny, and I also dont get how it was racist. the only racism is can see is in some of the comments

  • The death penalty seem quite resonable for expensive car driving personal licence plate driving pricks or a hefty fine and a flogging.

  • @H4RDC0R3SUP3RST4 and who care what you think? you are about as hardcore as a sunflower now fuck off

  • @Thegoldstarman Seems to me you're the only trying to be hardcore, with all that made up bullshit you've been saying. 'hardcore as a sunflower'? seriously, do you think before you type or do you just post the first thing you shit out your arse?

  • Can I say again.....this is an aussie comedy show, you people who are having a coronary cause of racism, hatred, er..cause you have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR...need to calm down take a valium and have a deep breath!!! Have you really missed the comedic value in this...this show is a JOKE a FUNNY JOKE....it is not SERIOUS it is not REAL...and those who think it is....or fail to see the humour..... wow...... very sad.... truly..... did you actually watch this and think it was true..??

  • @brodieann Actually, it's both a joke and real. The only problem is that no one but other aussies understand our humour and think everything is offensive. Fucking wankers the lot of them.

  • @Thegoldstarman oh god were are you from, you seem to hate aussies, so therefore your opinions are more than biased....

  • @Thegoldstarman wow you have never seen a comedy show??? lmao.......take it down a notch and get a sese of humour....none is racist int his video...

  • @Thegoldstarman racist in what way? i didnt see any racism.

  • @Anarchy33313 no there is NO racism..thank you..and anyone who thinks so is just nuts......this is COMEDY so get a sense of humour people!!

  • @brodieann umm my point was there was no racism, and i did find this funny, so your saying?

  • sniper: wanker!

  • very very very funny !

  • Lmao funniest shit wish people in the u.s. would have the guts to do this. What did the last guy say at the end the humpingfrog was in the way

  • Brilliant.

    The Aussies definitely get their sense of humour from us Brits.

    And Aussies ain't Twats

    Well their twats in short skirts are bloody nice.

  • why the hell does this have a watermark for 'humpingfrog' on it? it's from the chaser's war on everything...

  • Very very funny love it, well done.

  • Aussie's are all twats

  • @MrDel000 And the Irish aren't?

  • Err...since when is 'Wanker' an Aussie word? It's British, like 99% of Australian culture. You take the British input out of Australia and all your left with is aborigines and freaky looking animals.

  • @skillisme and alot of asians

  • @skillisme You pathetic asshole. England and Culture should never be used in the same sentence. England has no, history, no culture, and no country. The Welsh are the real English people. You guys give the world the 'pot noodle' and the shellsuit' for fuck's sake. You worship an old German Queen, your national dish is Indian curry, your most spoken language is Urdu and your national religion is now Islam. Go fuck yourself. The Aussies are light years ahead of you. Culture my fucking ass.

  • @angels77100 Such verbal articulation! Such breadth of knowledge! Such....... complete lack of irony.

    A simplistic, flag waving, gun toting moron tries to lecture the world about culture? Your society HAS no culture, all you have are a few shitty TV shows, a couple of very expensive wars (which your moron president Bush dragged us into, thanks for that) and the worlds biggest prison population per capita.

    You don't even own a passport do you?

  • @leapoffaith20 Look Buddy. I own a passport. I've been to hawaii more times than you've had pancakes with maple syrup washed down with a root beer for breakfast , and next fall I'm hoping to visit South America and see Spain, Argentina, Brazil etc. And that's just for starters.

  • @skillisme

    The origin of the term isn't the reason for this clip being made is it you idiot.

  • that last guy is a wanker

  • Its actually English slang for a dickhead but this is so funny lol. D R I F 7 N , yeah , is that trying to say drifting? Yeah m8. thats a wank numberplate there my friend , 100 dollars xD

  • crul wanker

  • Go to bling images. Type in "Wank" funny as hell picture!

  • @Thegoldstarman you are the ideal 'whinging pom.' why do the british make it so easy to insult them?

  • This is from Chasers war on everything, Incase anyone wants to watch it. It's hilarious. Loads of links on youtube ^^

  • @Thegoldstarman You're a perfect example of an ignorant, uneducated Pommy prick. so strangely enough, we don't actually care what you think. We live in a country that is 10,000 times better than failed england. How's your national debt? oh - and do give my regards to the immigrants who probably live in your shed...and good luck with your hung parliament. hahahahah Losers PS. Looking forward to your ignorant foul mouthed response. I like a laugh.

  • @MyPoeticLicence aussies are racist pricks and that is a FACT

  • @Thegoldstarman LMAO. You love showing the world how stupid you really are don't you.  Austrlaia is well known by anyone with the slightest amount of intelligence as a very tolerant and accepting country. You want to to quote facts sonny? Here's one. You're not very bright. xxx

  • @Thegoldstarman Your response was EXACTLY as I predicted. 1. Ignorant.  2. Foulmouthed. YOU are so stupid it's hilarious. FAIL loser.... LMAO

  • @MyPoeticLicence MyPoeticDouchebag is the biggest no-pussy getting troll on YouTube.....bar none.

  • @Thegoldstarman You must be sooo proud to come from England . You're so good a soccer... oh wait.. newsflash.... Hahahahahahahahah. England and Football?  Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Algeria???? USA??????? OMG too funny!

  • @Thegoldstarman You're as thick as a door aren't you. What do you think calling a whole nation racist is? It's racist you moron. hahahahahah. You lose everytime you open you big, stupid mouth

  • @MyPoeticLicence and how many times have u replied to me enough is enough useless aussie get a life!

  • @Thegoldstarman Who's counting? I just love your complete lack of intelligence. Complaining about replies whilst still replying"? Stupid. Calling a whole country racist...? Priceless :) Der!!!!! LMAO

  • @Thegoldstarman YOu want to knock intellectualgod when you call yourself The gold star man? OMG too funny. The only gold star you get is for being a half illiterate immature racist. It was SO good to see you typing in capitals. Seems intellectualgod would you up a treat. Temper temper. Ha bloody ha. Incidentally, if you could read, you'd know he's English but made a great choice to leave a dying country. Enjoy it won't you LOL

  • @Doobierun  I AGREE BRITS RULE AND AUSSIES ARE A BUNCH OF WANKERS!!

  • @Thegoldstarman Check your economy. Check your crime stats. Check your parliament. Check your national debt. Check your weather, check your population density, check the value of your currency, check your prospects, check your public spending, check your health service, check your education system. After you've checked, check the mirror. The guy looking at you is the wanker for even living there. I'm in Cairns right now. Mid winter - 28 degrees. Gonna dive the reef again tomorrow. LMAO

  • @IntellectualGod just goes to show that not everyone likes you loudmouth Aussie fuckers intellectual god? more like a fuckin bookworm geek get a life

  • @Thegoldstarman Newsflash for you, you foul mouthed child. Not everyone likes you pompous, weak english either. You're useless.  BTW I did enjoy the soccer result against us 1-1. Too funny. You can't even win against us in your national sport.

  • Get of my lawn you dirty wankers!

  • HAHAHAHA

  • oh fuck all of you wankers, bloody wankers.

  • in all honesty, show me someone who says they are not a wanker and i'll show you a liar.........

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  • in the end it dont matter cos usa+australia are all fuckin wankers

    THAT IS THEY SPEND ALL THIER TIME WANKING!!!

  • shutup fuckwhit.

  • They're not "numberplates" they're called license plates. I use Google Chrome and the spell checker even says numberplates isn't a word.

  • If you had a brain outside the USA you might realise that there are OTHER spellings, terms and references that you are too dumb to recognise.

    If you have to be a moron, look up "registration plates" cos the Australia roads and traffic authority call them either registration or number plates.

    Learn outside your pathetic little world and get a life for bothering to correct someone on youtube before actually doing 'research'. P.s Spell checking is NOT research. Loser.

  • Hey buddy, why don't you go to my profile and see where the fuck I'm actually from? FUCK America.

  • @420witchdoctor You cretin. Your profile says you're from America. A bit confused are you, loser? Must be the weed you smoke. Never a good idea when you're ALREADY stupid. Great patriotism you sad little child. F A I L

  • @Doobierun I just moved into the States, retard. Must be the weed I smoke? I live in OREGON, for your information, home of some of the best weed in the world, and my buds are no fucking exception. I'm Canadian by birth, and JUST moved to the States 4 months ago. So know what the fuck you're talking about before you write some dumb ass shit, eh?

  • @420witchdoctor Yep definately the weed. You just proved it you gormless idiot!!!! LMAOOOOOO!!!! You think it's retarded to read what YOU have said is YOUR country on YOUR profile and to believe it? Jeez - that's the dumbest thing I ever heard. You're not just stupid - you're DUMB!!!!

  • And actually I've been to the UK many times and they refer to them as "license plates".

  • Australia isnt the U.K.

  • never said it was, smart one.

  • @420witchdoctor You are an ignorant cretin - everytime you open your stupid mouth you look even MORE stupid!!!! What a complete joke. Hilarious. I'm English - lived there for 30 years - they are number plates. I've now lived in Australia since emigrating 15 years go - we call them regos - short for registration plates - you are a gormless uneducated loser. Good night

  • its number plate in the uk and australia you arsewhole

    you sir are an idiot

  • @tapefilms Wrong.  I live in sydney - you're the asshole.

  • @420witchdoctor Hahahahah you CRETIN!!!!! Number plates is TWO words you fucking moron OMG EPIC FAIL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @PerfectLiaison HAHA YOUR MOM!!!

  • @420witchdoctor Is THAT the best answer you can come up with? OMG - you spastic!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL What a totally unimaginative loser you are. I didn't expect much - but that is just pathetic. LMAO I guess that's about the best the British can offer. FAIL sonny - F A I L.

  • have you heard about the bird? coz everybody's heard that the bird is the word :)

  • shit....more and more Wankers are commin in ;)

    Great!.....good to seeya all :D

  • The biggest baker company in Austria is called ANKER. They have trucks that deliver the bread/cakes with Anker as part of their number plates - in Austria ever number plate begins with the district - Vienna is one district - in Vienna it is Wien - W - ANKER...

    go figure

  • Someone in America had WANKER as their numberplate once for real. I fucking laughed my arse off because I knew no one else knew what it meant.

  • RESEARCH 9/11 SHEEPLE

  • THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

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  • I thought he had the right attitude, myself.

  • I agree.. and its not even a Supra..

  • this isn't even funny

  • haha

  • Wankah!

  • you have a wanker number plate thatl be 150 dollars....so trying that in town tommorow

  • and everyone is talking about wanking because........? :S

  • There just trying to be funny but there not waah.

  • what a twat

  • these are the kind of dickheads that drive around without any insurance or road tax as well, they knock some kid down and drive off without stopping..

    jerks need to be fined

  • what a bunch of cunts just a way of the government scrounging off people

  • lmfao

  • What do you British people have against masturbation?

  • Lubrication helps.

    That way there's even less against it.

  • They're not British, they're Australian! The chaser!!!!

  • it's in australia

  • we ENGLISH people have nothing against masturbation, every normal guy does it, and when you say "british" you are reffering to anyone from England, Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland

  • your mum

  • your all wankers now stop the twatish arguments wankers lol

  • hahaha ..am giving u a ticket for driving a volvo !

  • the last guy is hilarious

  • Hilarious. People with twatish personalised licence plates should be fined.

  • twatish? what the fuck. you should be fined because of your youtube name.. cos it doesnt make any fuckin sense.

  • It's the names of my fav 3 anime characters, wow really confusing

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  • da fck.. im a wanker.. just look my name ..

  • Good point, wanker.

  • u r seriously. a huge fucking faggot.

  • So are you.

  • this is off the chasers war on everything show

  • hello

  • anyone who has ever commented on youtube is a wanker, me included

  • @mackfeck i know, they are all wankers,

  • @sponge111111 you are a wnker

  • @mackfeck,  no I 'm a cunt, not a wanker.

  • wanker fail

  • hilarious

  • God he is a wanker!

  • nice one try and make another

  • funny as wanker cud ever be LOL

  • The guy at :50 takes him seriously,Wanker!,lol

  • you all laugh but thats how bad its getting

  • Funny Fookers in Australia

  • oh yes they are they know how things are getting

  • SHIT

  • wat a wanker i love it

  • "you don't even have any hair man" AH HAHA quality!

  • thank god for wanker zoom zoom drivers great vid mate any more..

    Pete

  • 0:47 lol

  • my mate has tourrettes and EVERYONE is a wanker to him!

  • 1:09 check out that butt of his OMFG

  • funny but what is a wanker?

  • Look in the mirror, you'll see a wanker..lol

  • that's funny, but seriously what is one?

  • Wanker is a slang work commonly used in the UK and in Australia and it refers to a person as being a stroker/tosser...etc...get it now...lol

  • oh lol

  • But...but...What's a tosser then? :S

  • You're a tosser m8...lol

  • I'm just fucking with you :> Of course I know what it means ;)

  • Happy Bank Holiday , you wanker...lol

  • Oh really?.... lol -.-' ....lol

  • if your american then a jerk off

  • thank you

  • wank= jerk off.

  • haha the last guy got owned

  • really funny

  • that means your a wanker m8te that a 100 dolar lol this is jokes

  • i put socks on my guitars for when i'm wanking!

  • is this UK or Australia?

    but regardless, the work wanker is awesome!

  • its Australia

  • Uk or Australia? hmmmm.....couldn't you tell by the thick Yorkshire accent ?

  • Australia...at 0:43 there's a bus with "Sidney Tour" written on the left side

  • there's nowhere in Australia called "Sidney", by the way.

    And god, I can't believe the amount of Americans who can't tell the difference between Australia and the UK!

  • whaaaat ???

  • (it's Sydney, not Sidney)

    and people keep asking where this is...

  • u pretty much kicked all english people in the balls by saying that m8 :( i hope ur proud

  • i didnt no they said "wanker" in youre gay land

  • god i love the aussies

  • LOL nice vid "don't be a dickhead mate"

  • 0:47 Piss off!! xD

  • 0:47 lol!!!

  • i love the chasers

  • it ok quit funny

  • good work! u keeep handing out those tickets all the asians r fags. there lil dicks cant even been seen by the most powerfull microscopes!

  • im giving you a ticket for driving a volvo ROFL!

  • i actually expected to get a video about americans when i typed wanker in.

  • good work! u keeep handing out those tickets all the asians r fags. there lil dicks cant even been seen by the most powerfull microscopes!