Ain't No Holloway Girl

[TheChloroformist]

Holland is where the Dutch come from not the Netherlands to completely different islands

Holland sits on the Greenland island

[Kruizlinx]

Yeah the Dutch are soo tolerant, when a dog bites some 2 times its get put down, when a dude abuses 82 kids, 82 KIDS PEOPLE, they get free food, free water, free housing, free healthcare, a free psychologist, all the courts cost like 10.000 of euro's, same story with joran, same with geert wilders, capitalism is going out of control! Stop buying crap people, you don't need that bullshit...

lol had nothing to do wit the vid but got angry! COMEON!!!

[PhoenixAquua2012]

great

[jax1492]

bad taste ...

[awv12345]

Is a crime really something to be making a song about?

[Raykak]

@awv12345 is a crime really something to dedicate thousands of news hours to?

[awv12345]

@Raykak why yes, it is. But not to make a song about. It's a serious issue if you havn't noticed yet ;)

[lovejoran]

FREE JORAN



[hdtshow]

helemaal gelijk ku......ttttt joran

[Peultje]

naasty. Heerlijk :)

[badgoed0]

Dumpert ftw! @ 0:55

[kevin2you00]

We ALL love holland

[nailart44]

hallond is good.

Joran is bad!!!

[malkangri]

Joran van der sloot hahaha ja hij heeft het gedaan maar die meisjes zijn geil en altijd bezig met druks dus. hij is gewoon jong en dom.

[CHAOTIC314]

opsluiten



[ElGuppo2007]

@CHAOTIC314 is hij dat nog niet dan? helaas behoorlijk laat (5 jaar later nog wel) maar goed Peru is wel een veel erger land lijkt mij...

[FableTribe]

Lol I'm from holland D:

[SistinaChan]

Awesome.

As ex-dutch girl, I approve.

[vinzer72banned]

lolwut?

[squirtleenblastoise]

joran is erin geluisd.

[Ninjacody11]

I do think they are talking about the Natalie Holloway Case. You know, the one where the Highschool girl totally got murdered. Not Holland.

[Alltimeboxing]

Eve Angeli sort de cette vidéo.

[TheAssassin2308]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORk.

[XDiRawrXD]

@TheAssassin2308

Wow. You REALLY think that shit will happen? Are you 10?

[warprince1000]

free nusic web site: download.puslapiai.lt

[Shemaraba]

Joran is wel een gestoorde loser, maar hij is er in Peru door de Amerikanen in geluisd. Dus dat vind ik wel weer naaiend. Maarja, Amerikanen zuigen gewoon.

Je moet ze niet zo serieus nemen. xD

[N4Guerilla]

what is 'holloway' ?

[JeremyHof]

im dutch and what that guy did basicly made the rest of the world have annother point to flame about the dutch. Annyway i as a dutchman wanna say 2 thumbs up to this video/song. that retard who killed that innosent girl deserves to be flamed and treated like A SHIT!

[SandiByrd]

tasteless.

[nike144]

lol XD

[1995lay]

I think the holloway case is one of the examples how bureacracy can fail.

He confessed in a car that he murdered her, but because bureacracy demands evidence, he could say he was just "joking" in the car and therefore couldnt be prosecuted.

[elfboy676]

@1995lay But then he murdered the girl in, I believe, Chile and got caught, so...

[MlisAjax]

@1995lay He was high as hell, how can you take that confession serious? He was talking shit in that car, like he always do.

[jmorris6758]

@MlisAjax he killed again, was he high as hell when the police found that girl in brazil?

[Goofy2242]

@uh, no he was not high. and even then, what difference does it make? damn, people are so prejudiced about weed. Alcohol is more dangerous, and you dumb americans already have the dumb age-limits..

[AmersfoortTristan]

Here's another tip for Joran: don't pick up the soap !

[1992steffan]

holland is  the best

[Cuddles413ftw]

Well considering new circumstances...there's now a case =D

[xxBlackpspxx]

but if u tell sum1 that hes tha shit then its positive

[jasperg16]

ja idd hoop ook dat die lekker genomen wordt in de bak met 6 tegelijk haha

[lovejoran]

Where is your proof Joran is guilty?

[bignastysmokes]

tasteless

[thzz123]

WHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MelanieHoudtVanKaas]

joran van der sloot mag van mij lekker in die gevangenis in zijn anus worden genomen.

misbaksel van een kerel.

[lovejoran]

WE LOVE JORAN

[AmersfoortTristan]

@lovejoran They will probably do the same thing in that Peruvian slammer.

Love him to death they will.

[oetsk]

Ik vind je een grote eikel , joran van der sloot

[simonimyours]

I feel sorry for Natalie and everything, but WHY is this case so much bigger than all of the other MILLIONS of missing kids out there? Seriously, I saw a case about a five year old girl who was kidnapped and murdered bCUZ her mom SOLD HER to pedophiles! That was on the news for A WEEK at the most. Bcuz this girl was white, rich and pretty, her case is on the news for ten Goddamn years while hundreds and millions of others go W/O justice.

[Piatequila]

@simonimyours , you are talking about Shanyia Davis, it was in the news for 4 weeks and If it isn't anymore it's because they got the killer and the HOE-Mother

who sold her is FREE like a bird.. back then Aruba didn't get their Job done and that was his green card, his license to kill again,same thing for Drew Peterson,

so what else can you not understand ?

What I can't understand is that this sicko gets privileged like he was a prince..

in the name of what ???

[Paddobeer]

BEST

[kayamaxime]

het is zielig voor de meisjes en hun families.

maar kom op het is wel een grappig filmpje :)

[stokkie88]

Haha tof liedje

[Piatequila]

They were three at the start, I'm sure they gang banged her...the brothers know where her body is !

[MultiSvenn]

Haha, Sloot got caught again, wat een imbeciel!

[onlocash]

This is a tragedy ,

and in bad taste

[BananaEvilish]

Lol get a doctor get no boat!

[flyby7a]

THIS IS SUCH A TERRIBLE VIDEO.. IN very BAD TATE.. BECAUSE OF HIM TWO GIRLS ARE DEAD.. HOW ABOUT SHOWING SOME RESPECT FOR THE GIRLS' FAMILIES..

[gammerlaan]

Birmingham Alabama... just another place I really really dont like to go to..

[tangirl1122]

Funny!:)

[GGrrrrriffffoonn]

Wait, so this was a crime where a guy went to a bar and then to a beach with a girl. Suddenly, she passed out, and the guy drove out in a boat and dumped her in the ocean. Is this right?

[aSunnystar]

@GGrrrrriffffoonn actually nobody knows really what happends with here!

[GGrrrrriffffoonn]

@aSunnystar Well, the song's pretty entertaining anyways... (I still feel sorry for that girl...)

[hoodhenk]

gekke mensen xD

peter r de vries

[linkdamasta64]

thwrt dffghkbkl jrgoegoh bnbnb poier!!!!

[WannaBPilot16]

@linkdamasta64 hyttt gftrg kjhg ytrewq ngfnkrg ghwkh kjwg grjblktr gwrjnwgk hgnk riouhentg rjsnlg

[OoKatyPerryoO]

@linkdamasta64 uhwealewhudiegzwfegf

Whats this^^?

[linkdamasta64]

why, it's german

[idt2007]

@linkdamasta64

its Dutch

[linkdamasta64]

@idt2007 WAT DID YOU CALL ME?

[musicAL722]

I like that this video basically calls Joran a piece of shit (because he is), but it's also kind of terrible. I'm not really criticizing the video. I just don't know how to feel!

[Mahrosmasreya]

Joran ftw o,0

[vinniieeee]

omg this is brilliant

[timkingioo]

is this about peter r de vries and jorn vd sloot... damn who cares

[rings16]

there never going to find the body because i got it

[sulsully]

64GGIRL a crime is a crime; it's not justifiable by the physical/mental state thevictim was in. If a person confesses, then its that simple! Im sure u've gotten drunk/"stoned" once in a while, and may God forbid, if smthing happnd, does that mean U are 2 blame and not the person who cmmitd the crime? It does not become more or less severe just bc of the victims mental/physical state! RIP Halloway-may God bring peace to your family; justice ALWAYS prevails! God is All Just. Amen.

[sulsully]

...and what do you mean WE? you're not even aruban! the issue at hand is the CRIME; if a homeless man gets killed on the streets, can you blame him for "being on the streets"? no! a young lady was killed, obviously by someone who was manipulative and cheap enough to take advantage of her mental state at that time. Again i repeat, the issue is about the action of the crime, nothing else!

[64goldengirl]

Don't even try to compare one situation w/ the other... point is she could have prevented it... The msg i'm trying to get out there to ppl going on vacation is this IF YOU WANT TO DRINK/ DO DRUGS HAVE FUN! IF UR INTOXICATED STAY CLOSE TO YOU FRIENDS AND KEEP AN EYE OUT. CHANCES R SOMEONE MAY B WATCHING YOU(i may sound paranoid but when ur on vacation locals can tell ur a foreigner specially in a poor country) There will always b ppl out there trying to harm u! don't give them the oppoertunity!

[64goldengirl]

ooo btw I am ArubIAN because i was born there, just not raised there.

[emoprincess577]

@sulsully

No evidence, no body, no case!

[sulsully]

no evidence and no body = no case

...what about no evidence, nobody, and a taped confession?

[emoprincess577]

@sulsully

yeah, justice did prevail. Joran is free!!! Beth the twit Holloway only wants the insurance money!!!

[64goldengirl]

ur the oj simpson of the Netherlands!!!!!!!!!! funny!

[Robotpeti]

its funny lol

[ThallaG]

Not funny to make jokes about this kind of things...

[GravDiga]

jaw fucking drops...... wtf..... this isn't really funny to me ..both my parents were born in aruba..and i was born in sxm

death to the sadistic psycho assholes!!

[GekkeTjap]

Holland 4evaa

[theofficialJJchannel]

ppl still dont know where the netherlands is rite...

[STOPTHEEU]

Holland perhaps??? LOL!

[64goldengirl]

Netherlands is another name for Holland.... btw located in EUROPE =)

[STOPTHEEU]

Yes. I do have more intelligence than an amoeba!

Now. What is the capital of Wales?

[theshadowbehindme]

if i'm right Caernarfon ? or not

[STOPTHEEU]

Cardiff! Hehehe! I'l let ya off ;-)

Not many people know.

[theshadowbehindme]

o.o XD

[commandro]

@64goldengirl

wrong. technically speaking, holland (north and south) is part of the netherlands split into 2 provinces.

[ruikdoos]

@64goldengirl netherlands is NOT another name for holland, holland is the the name of the 2 most western provences, the ENGLISH make the same mistake as u do and the rest of the world has taken over this MISTAKE

[dorgrim]

@ruikdoos FUCK YOUR GOAT!

[Goofy2242]

@ruikdoos

Didn't know america had 'provences'..

Maar ja, ik snap wel wat je bedoelt hoor ;)

[lifelaughlovato]

@ruikdoos Netherlands and Holland is the same. Some people say holland, some say the netherlands so it IS another name for holland actually. 

[SuperiorSquid]

@ruikdoos

Ehm.. I live in holland and The netherlands is the same as Holland. You mean noord holland and zuid holland. 

[VMC93]

@SuperiorSquid Actually that is not true, Holland is different, since it used to be it own country, but later it joined The Netherlands thats why you have Noord and Zuid Holland

[SuperiorSquid]

@VMC93

I know, but everyone know that it means the same now, when we have football championship we all say holland mostly.

[ruikdoos]

@SuperiorSquid In many languages including English, 'Holland' (Hollande, Holanda etc.) is a common name for the Netherlands as a whole. Even the Dutch use this sometimes. Strictly speaking, Holland is only the central-western region of the country comprising two of the twelve provinces, North Holland and South Holland

[SuperiorSquid]

@ruikdoos

Precisely. Strickly speaking your right. But over the years holland became known as the whole Netherlands.

[ismailmaat]

@ruikdoos but dutch people make this mistake too

[ZnEaKySpyNL]

@ruikdoos

The correct word is The Netherlands. Holland is what we dutch people call it in our country. It means LowLands because without proper care Netherland would be under water. LowLands is also a big festival:P just look on youtube. And yea, still Holland can be used as The Netherlands but can be mistaken for the capital of Netherland called Amsterdam. Some people think Amsterdam is holland or Netherland now they make a big mistake. Dutch people live in Netherland its a lowland(Holland).

[oliviervh]

@ZnEaKySpyNL hollander... wij (belgen) noemen jullie zo, omdat jullie dat ook zijn, hollanders

BELG > hollander

[ZnEaKySpyNL]

@oliviervh

ja en wat is je punt nuXD?

[STOPTHEEU]

@ruikdoos Okay. What is the difference between England, Britain and the United Kingdom? HMMMM???

[uglybasterds]

@STOPTHEEU well... The United Kingdom is a constitutional monarchy and unitary state consisting of four countries: England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. England is a country that's part of the UK.

[skyliecp]

@ruikdoos acutally i know a dutch boy who says its the netherlands so HA

[MrMarkove]

@skyliecp en je kanker moeder

[NOXsaiv]

@ruikdoos im arabian, we say holanda.. i didnt know what is netherlands when i was young.. btw i used holanda a lot in my child hood thanks to the birds you have, awesome type of birds so expensive and good in my contry

[Jeudi1996]

@ruikdoos It's the same fault as England en Great Brittan

[ruikdoos]

@Jeudi1996 Britain

[hagenar]

@ruikdoos Not such a grave mistake. Dutch people do the same. Dutch things are called Hollands or Hollandse regardless of province. The apples sold at the supermarket are labelled Holland even though they are from Limburg.

[AmersfoortTristan]

@hagenar Yes lol. I seem to be one of the few people around that corrects people when they say that I am from Holland. Utrecht is no Holland. :)

[amsterdamnyou]

@ruikdoos Hard to it against anyone for calling Holland Holland when all they see is Orange flags with Holland on it, Heineken sold in the US (and likely everywhere else in the world) says *product of Holland*. Like it or not, Holland with always be Holland! Besides, Holland (North and South) is all that really matters ;p

[ViperXGT]

@64goldengirl

Officially "Holland" only includes two western provinces of the Netherlands ("Noord-Holland" and "Zuid-Holland"). However, it's commonly used to refer to the entire country as 64goldengirl suggests.

[spooksdenimes]

@64goldengirl

Actually, it's not true, Holland is a part of Netherlands .. but yes, everyone uses "holland" as another name for netherlands ..

[SniperViper1000]

@64goldengirl and liberated by Canada and also a the only place in Europe to smoek a joint! >:)

[22review]

@64goldengirl HOLLAND IS THE 2 MOST WESTERN PROVENCES GET UR FACTS RIGHT

[c500amg]

@64goldengirl Thats wrong:P When you live in North or South Holland, then you are from Holland. If you live in one of the other10 provionces then you are from the Netherlands. I am both;)

[CameroonLoser]

@64goldengirl

Netherlands is not another name for Holland asshat

[Ryoushadow]

@CameroonLoser Holland = North Holland and South Holland, the provinces.

The Netherlands is the collective name for the entire country, but since we were called the Hollands or Holland way back when it's become accepted as another name for the Netherlands, which is what we are.

[alibabba2]

@Ryoushadow did you ever payed attention to history classes that you had in school Holland in the old days was all provences except friesland and flevoland when those provences joined holland the goverment decided to call it netherlands

so its not correct to call it holland you have to leave friesland and flevoland out of it

hope i cleared it up for you

[Hanzey666]

@alibabba2 I think you slept along at history class.....Flevoland became a provence in 1986 !! Before that it was a part of North-Holland and Overijsel, Flevoland was situated because of winning land from the ,,ZuiderZee,, now called ,,yselmeer,, Flevoland is the 12th provence of the Netherlands. In case of Friesland you are not totally wrong but Friesland lost their independence in 1795 to the NETHERLANDS and became a provence of the NETHERLANDS.

[theshadowbehindme]

@Hanzey666 Friesland was ook onderdeel van de Zeventien Provinciën onder burgundy en later Spanje en voor dat onderdeel van het heilige roomse rijk. Netzo als Brabant, Gelre, Holland en Utrecht

[Hanzey666]

@theshadowbehindme PfoehPoe !! Dan gaan we idd wel heel erg ver terug in de tijd.....Zover rijkt mijn kennis van deze geschiedenis niet. Wat ik wel weet is dat eigenlijk Landen, Provincieen,Vorstendom, etc etc. anders waren in die tijd dan dat wij nu kennen. De tijd waar jij het over hebt is dan vanaf 800 tot 1800(ongeveer) het verdrag van Verdun. Hoe de verdeling toen was weet ik niet,sorry. Maar als Friesland onderdeel was van de 17Prov. was het onafhankelijk van Republiek der Nederlanden

[theshadowbehindme]

@Hanzey666 Het was eigelijk gewoon een duchy of fiefdom onder een prins in het heilige roomse rijk. En voordat was Friesland een behoorlijke macht op de Baltische kust tot dat Karel de grote het annexeerde in zijn rijk.

[theshadowbehindme]

@theshadowbehindme noord zee lol niet Baltische kust het is niet prussen

[WulvPawz]

@64goldengirl though holland isn't another name for Netherlands

[Thatdudeathome]

Who's the blonde girl?

[muffigw]

Fucking awsome :D!

[irkman123]

I;'m from aruba

[jeroentje177]

awesome

[ZaneCobriana1]

that. is... (in reality, terrible,but...) incredibly halarious...

[MsAmanda91]

personally i think this video is a terrible way to go about making fun of the joran guy..i mean its pretty insulting to the holloways family.get a soul u jerk

[DarlingEx]

Holloway is my surname ahahaha :D x

[theofficialJJchannel]

are you making fun at Royal Dutchies?

[Yoface1000]

????

[hihaatje]

wel there was this guy in holland who's confession to a (sort of murder) wast taped on hidden camara at p.r. De vries's show, the girl was holloway but they haven't found her body(no hollaway girl) that's basicly it...

[Lady612]

really? that's it? then this video is even shitter than before i knew wat the song was about

[karamba2000]

however, i think it was a good idea to make this diss against him. and it's impossible to make a diss-clip without using her name, so i think it's not bad. Good Idea! 5/5

[DomusNL]

Scorpio are you so keen on making your point that you miss Kit his point at all? And whats up with prove you can do better remark. Why better a bad idea in the first place?

[scorpiowatertiger]

Read his first comment, DomusNL: an unsubstaniated 'knock' against the artists (not just their work), and then his implication that he could write better lyrics. I asked Kit to prove it, and he couldn't.

Neither can you, I'll bet.

[pokemil2]

roflmfao

[Kitsune88]

BoomChicago is so lame.

And honestly any old idiot could've rewritten those lyrics.

[scorpiowatertiger]

If they're so "lame", Kitsune88, then why didn't you beat them to it?

Or can't you younger idiots write better lyrics than us older idiots?

[Kitsune88]

Because it is lame. Why would I beat them to it if it a silly idea to begin with?

"Hm. Holla back girl, sounds a bit like Holloway girl, doesn't it?" Very unfunny.

[scorpiowatertiger]

Parody is an art that's over your head , Kitsune88, unless you've got better lyrics, so let's see them.

Ever heard the phrase, "Put up or shut up?"

[Kitsune88]

I was thinking more along the lines of "know your own limits", actually. I know plenty of good comedy and parody. This isn't it.

[scorpiowatertiger]

Can you recommend a better video that makes fun of both "Ain't No Hollaback Girl" AND Joran van der Sloot at the same time? Can you produce a video that does, Kitsune88? The world awaits.

[Kitsune88]

No. Because that's exactly one of the things I don't like about this one. "Hm. Hollaback sounds kind of like Holloway! Let's connect these two elements in a parody even though it has nothing to do with each other, just because it sounds alike!" The fact the video "makes fun of both Hollaback Girl AND Joran van der Sloot" doesn't mean it's good. It's not witty at all, it's way too obvious.

Now I'm done with this retarded YouTube comment war. I think the video sucks, you don't.

[scorpiowatertiger]

Kitsume88, before you abandon the debate you provoked with your "lame" remarks, realize that parody and its targets have to "sound alike" - that's the point.

In future, never criticize without expecting criticism.

[BillabongNL]

Hahaha. Nooit eerder gezien, maar best grappig. Aan de ene kant zou ik het echt niet grappig dat dit soort liedjes gemaakt worden als ze mijn familie was, maar ergens zijn al die parodien toch echt grappig. En ze vallen eigenlijk Joran aan en niet Natalee dus...

[obsesivetwilightgurl]

exuse me my last name is holloway and so is my dads and my moms lol

[Demolution525]

lame

[serena1237]

kvind hm wel goed,

beetje lullig voor hollaway,

maarja

joran is een klootzak, ga vooral door met hem te zieken! =D

[LabbeLt]

lmao ;D

[pestkop85]

hij is zeker goed gemaakt deze