Emeril makes a Bologna (Remix)

[mikewil82]

BAM!!!

[xcallmethebigggx]

Lmao the Guy in the green his face is so epic

[SonOfAWhisker]

Look at em all, just smiling there watching a guy spread mustard over bologna :P

[chiong2465]

emeril is freaking horny...

emeril is freaking horny...

Damn you!!..

[chiong2465]

mucho kalyente..barabing, bara...what?..aham..this guy piss me off..

[mikkathug07]

why is this making me horny...

[hugboat808]

bad bologna acid trip 

[oddysseuss]

exactly: WHAT ????

[solarearth1]

????



[snails40]

The guy didnt say bam! once

[snails40]

Bologna is processed meat in guts, WTF is so special about this meat....

AMERICANS LIKE IT they eatr anything

[Shinatsu]

I like how that literally flew over the entire audience...wow lol...I couldn't stop laughing throughout the vid.

[maxpowers518]

1:18 Oh Face.

[Psiage]

"So now you got the mustard thing goin in with da balogna" :D funny

[markaged]

Took me like, till the end of the video to get what was going on...

[TheReclamation14]

this is sooooooooooooo phallic

[tyke570]

that girl in the gray as humping around 1:45 lol

[xxdonaldqxx]

Emeril is full of Bologna!!

[matzoball101]

The Audience looks disturbed

[warnotwars]

This fucking asshole emeril is a fraud. Cooking goddamn bologna on television. from a chef to a wannabe take your ewok looking ass and go back to culinary school.

[brw147]

@warnotwars anthony bourdain much?

[warnotwars]

@brw147 and?

[brw147]

@warnotwars no you

[warnotwars]

@brw147 i never claimed it was my quote I just agree with it.

[HunterMann]

the audience reactions are really classic. baloney fans, not your average foodie... yikes! gotta love the d.i.c.k. jokes Emeril's writers(?) came up with... poor taste central!

[Agentsub]

Can you post the original clip as it aired? It's funny on it's own!

[geoman1994]

Think of it as a porn show man, Gotta move yer bologna haha rofl

[iamprov]

There's way too much sexual innuendo in this bit.

[Acipere]

Thats what she said,.

[sbhuiyan]

Was that a April Fool's day joke???

[Gforcebond]

especially the guy at 1:43

[Gforcebond]

the audience looks high

[vconrad607]

Hey I would love a copy of this for a remix I'm working on. How can I find a copy?

[veeseee128]

hes from fall river.

[Hannahorse715]

lol this is great I have been a fan of emeril since i was three and now i am 18 and he inspired me to go to johnson and whales next year

[rickcooky]

lol. slowly move it around!!!

[FlamoAralias]

LOLOLOL

[snooters]

he sounds like one of the jerky boys

[emokookie1234]

BAM!

[EvilWhiteMale]

Are the audience members mentally challenged?

[yankeefan42]

hahah I have been saying the same thing for years, the audience has these blank looks on their faces its hilarious

[playdrums]

@EvilWhiteMale You are too politicaly correct. They are FUCKING RETARDS.

[PeteBeast]

@EvilWhiteMale oh fuck, I read your comment then watched the video and had to pause like 6 times because of was literally crying from laughing.

[VViP30U7]

@EvilWhiteMale LMFAO at the green jersey guy! he was like :D

[ryanwade2006]

In Newfoundland we fry bologna with butter or margarine and eat it as a brekfast a food. Its awesome with ketchup.

[MrDeanArcher]

@ryanwade2006 Also known as " Newfoundland Steak! "

[ryanwade2006]

@MrDeanArcher you got it. I love's a feed of Newfie Steak and eggs.

Cheers

[DARNOVID]

"i had this big bologna that wouldn't fit inside" LOL!!

[HARRDRAIN]

HE LOOKS LIKE A MEXICAN BUSH

[Toolmusik]

ya can't just like.... do a quick balogna!

[afromystikal]

1:17-1:20 ROFL

[rohanb2]

i hate when he goes "oh baby"...he has an orgasm with his food

[NikoEntrepreneur]

damn bologny... haha

[Agentsub]

Can you post the unedited clip? That's what made it funny.

[Dynamite509]

oh shit that guy at 1:43 reminds me of bob saget!

lmaooooooo.

[rohanb2]

lmao me too

[jb0177]

I was about to say that...

[yourvillaormine]

wow, this was when he was actually famous...

[htown1397]

roflmao. i wanna befriend the green guy.

[AccioxNaveed]

I'll show you a big bologna.

[baxill23]

I love Emeril's show, especially the new studio. This clip seems odd, like everyone in the audience is a zombie or something. They look like theyre all in a trance or something... odd...

[GutsBatman]

They exist because they are dynamic and understand food and cooking on an entirely different level than you or I, unless you are a serious expert in the area of cooking.

[Fl4tlin3]

lmao.

the green guy.

[gluntford]

what the fuck is up with that guy in the green

[Adam19822000]

he wants some of emeril's bolonga

[kira0wnz]

Hahaha Iv'e seen this! :-P, I was LMAO.

[hightek669]

Emeril is the best.

[znicola]

my god i would never eat that shit but he's fun to watch

[duderodony]

Emeril is great. Too bad Martha Stewart made him her bitch.

[arzuilkiz]

bu adama hayranım ben izmirden arzuilkiz

[jammasterjayfan]

Emeril is certainly better than that dreadful, truly dreadful rachael ray.

[filcox]

she is indeed

[babyeater13666]

this has to be a joke

[finchiestiffler79]

you are the joke. go kiss martha's ass.

[ch0wsiub0w]

guy: Emeril, your food sucks.

Emeril: What?! *takes out gun* BAM! xD

[nekohime1378]

"You gotta use your knob now and then..."

[tasichuck]

everyones waering jerseys go ohio state

[pipkin25]

no LSU

[ifl77sf]

Emeril Lagasse's SHOW EMERIL LIVE WILL GO OFF THE AIR ON DEC. 11. THE SHOW WILL BE MISSED

[acdcskoolboy18]

hahahahahhaha

dont forget to use your knobs ;)

[pilotsr]

Remember folks, You have to use your knob every now and then...  lol

[picrob2000]

Let's kick it up another notch and GIT-R-DONE!!! BAM!!!

[ovat2]

BAM!!!!!!!

[RageAgainstBerlusca]

it is not a "boloni"... is "bologna"

you've to learn others languages before speaking...

fukin' yankee...

and, please, please, please don't waste our cooking... continue eating your shittness hamburger!

[JuliaBelleMolotov]

perhaps you should have completed one language before going off about someone pronouncing a word wrong. North wins, slavery's bad. Sorry. But hey, you still have nascar. And..... corn hole.

[RaptorJChrist]

It's called an accent, Jacques.

Oh, and "shittiness" isn't an adjective (or a real word, for that matter). You meant "shitty hamburger". =D

And as a basic rule, don't make an adjective into a noun by adding -ness or -tion if it already has a smaller noun form. The noun form of "shitty" is just "shit", not "shittiness". Most people would accept it in a non-serious context, but not right after you bashed someone else for being ignorant about a language.

[panzamodda]

Almeno io mi son fatto capire...

povero ridicolo patetico fallito di uno yankee del cazzo!

ti sfido a capire questo...

la prossima volta puoi sempre rispondermi in italiano se sei in grado.

pagliaccio.

[RageAgainstBerlusca]

Almeno io mi son fatto capire...

povero ridicolo patetico fallito di uno yankee del cazzo!

ti sfido a capire questo...

la prossima volta puoi sempre rispondermi in italiano se sei in grado.

pagliaccio.

[RageAgainstBerlusca]

Oh, great!

Really thank you for your grammar lessons

(also if i'd like see if you're able to write italian as i write english...)

so, following your lessons, i'd say:

Your shitty hamburger

Your shitty cooking

Your shitty lifes

Your shitty civilization...

is it right this time?

[mongorich]

You'd writing your bullshit in GERMAN if it wasn't for us, so kiss my ass.

[RageAgainstBerlusca]

Smack!

[mongorich]

Brilliant comeback. Go have some wine.

[TimHoffman74]

Zing!

Great comeback my friend,

great comeback.

[RaptorJChrist]

You're making progress, but you need to work on your capitalization. Language names are capitalized, as well as the reflexive pronoun "I".

You also meant "shitty hamburgers" and "shitty lives".

You're also forgetting that nobody gives a shit about Italian. Don't worry about it, though. Give it about 50 years; we'll all be speaking Mandarin Chinese.

[0u8shirt8]

Wow... You are a dick.

[BMC500]

Why is everybody smiling so big, it's just food, I think they were smiling at Emeril. lol

[StillGetaway]

It's HIS bologne, and if he doesn't want to wash his hands...what is it to all of you fucks? who cares!

[simitar7]

250 degrees will kill most germs. lol!

[wolvesrrcool]

hes scaryy and not even funny.

[lordghoda]

Is he crazy he didnt have ne gloves on 0.0

[DakotaOrbach]

and then that...it...it does that!!!

[DakotaOrbach]

omfg ur right like wtf is he saying!!!!!!?

[hoogys]

Look at him. He's not even washing his hands.

[RMANPOWER]

and you could see him again on 1:136-1:39, WHAT I'M ON TV AGAIN?

[RMANPOWER]

1:17-1:19, It's like "Hmmm looks good Emeril, then MOM I'M ON TV!!" haha

[RickyTomatoes]

LOL! Hilarious!

[1216am]

looks great

[takadi]

I never ever got what was so good about emeril. The audience laughs at every joke he makes and when it's all quiet and when he's in doubt, he pulls out a beer and pours it all over the food he's making

[KaySeeDubya]

He "literally" had a big bolonga....

[pilotsr]

You have to use your "nob" every now and then.... LOL

[TheRealNegrodamus]

This shit is scary.. why are they all smiling like that? Leave me alone!!!! Eakkk!!

[yankeefan42]

its true, all these people have those stupid smiles, but anyone who would sit in the audience to watch this idiot cook must be retarded.

[jansport12345]

Hey HEy chill cuz he has an awesome job u probly work at wal mart and he is rich BIIITCHHH

[JerseyDaredevil]

My Bolonga has a First Name, it's BAM!

[urbansmooth]

WHY! WHY DO ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE HAVE THOSE SILLY GRINS!?

[jeremyk1221]

its true

[briandav]

his bolonga doesnt fit lmao