Lily Allen-Not Big

[claregaga]

i`m gonna tell the world your rubbish in bed now ;)

so true

[TasminElizabeth]

hehe my ex's song ;o

[ElliottsHellDungeons]

I love when Lily sings about her sex life...it always ends up cracking me up!!! Allen fans for the win!!

[christinebourru]

COOL

[KaitlynBeautiful]

Good song :)

[missemmijoanna]

i think the lyrics are a bit slow

[jerseygurrll]

She always makes the best songs to give you your ex's. Thank you Lily. C;

[thehontry1luver]

45 guys are not big whatsoever.

OOOOOH classic youtube joke for THE WinFail!

[mazzystar92]

ouch...!

[BarbieAbusers]

when she said "not big whatsoever" does that include his "." ???

[BrOcKyWA1]

love u lilly btw im not brockywa im his cuz<3

[jowilleatyuh]

LMAO i just realized what this meant xD Hahaaa took three times- Now I'm laughing my arse off xD Teehee >;3

[biggestbraty]

I thought I was incapeable of acheiving climax until I found out he was cheating on me so I fucked his friend. so good ;)

[sommerset101]

@biggestbraty good for you haha :)



[zlucca00]

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[MonkeyBunny1011]

AWESOME LOVE HER

[sommerset101]

omg lily allen you are a genius, awesome video by the way:)

[Musicsoul500]

Don't fuck with Lily. She'll write a song about you, a mean song o.o

[GFMarshallx1]

@messpolish Whoa for missing the whole point. I have no problems with women wanting sex. Its just that collectively today's women are the paradox of perpetual victims who can do no wrong and vindictive money grubbing bitches to men.

[MomocoGOTT]

@GFMarshallx1 Wow... Why u man bro? :D

[GFMarshallx1]

@MomocoGOTT I'm mad at the established Gynofascist sex and the city bitches who embrace both and haughty derision and superiority yet somehow also perpetual inferiority and entitlement. Just representing what guys really think yet only a few like me have the balls to actually say it out loud and as a challenge to the money grubbing bitches.

[MomocoGOTT]

@GFMarshallx1 OK, you have a problem with city/ modern western women. How do you solve it?

[GFMarshallx1]

@MomocoGOTT Awareness and a counter to the revolution they're repressing us with. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Gandhi

[MomocoGOTT]

@GFMarshallx1 No no no, darling...Thats not what I mean...

What do you want to turn the modern western women into?

[GFMarshallx1]

@MomocoGOTT Just to change attitude. We are not the enemy. That blaming men for everything and expecting a socialist entitlement benefits based solely on their private parts is wrong. Women today feel entitled to be treated like queens without merit and have a embellished view of themselves, controlling men through a feminist driven family court and sexuality.

[MomocoGOTT]

@GFMarshallx1I accept the fact that the modern society is pretty messed, lots of people being fake as hell. But men are also part of the problem. They need fixed also.

Sure some women are very slutty. Why? Sex sells. Why? Men buy it. Women didn't start selling sex . Men sold/bought it since ever, so you can't blame women for wanting to benefit from it.

Therefor, fix the female AND male attitude.

[Abby41408]

@GFMarshallx1 Aww, someone has mommy issues. How cute.

[GFMarshallx1]

@Abby41408 I hope your not one of those "Modern" Sex and the City, Gynofascist, Feminazi Western bitches ruining things for the rest of us.

[MizTypical]

@GFMarshallx1 lol u know ur just pissed becuz lily is sooo rite. just get over urself. ;)

[GFMarshallx1]

@MizTypical I think Lily is a great songstress, no h8. But what the song represents, the crow like bitches of the Gynofascist Sex and the City Cosmo mag can all die as hags

[jaeT2]

omg! i have just been inspired on how to deal with an ex! muahahahahaha >: ) !

[8FobLover8]

Wow, this is very original:3

[magicalshark]

a dude once was teasing me by singing songs about people doing it....so i played him this song

[LaaurenLovesBieber]

Im going to walk into school singing this infront of my ex, to his mates...

[Luther496]

.....sorry to say but she sounds like a whore......go through all his mates?.....why did she stay with him for a year and a half if he was so "bad"?

[FTWCalifornia]

@Luther496 She might mean that as in she's going to tell all his mates this stuff...but I dunno.

[rosetiger17]

@Luther496 when she says go through all his mates, she means she's going to tell all of his future girlfriends that he's awful in bed so they'd break up with him.

[superfunify]

All the times I said i was sober, well I'm afraid I lied. I'd be lying next to you, you next to me, all the while I was high as a kite ;)

for you, Alex

ps- I can break promises too.... I smoked again;)

[Levily2]

@superfunify Good for you! haha

[chelseachapstixox]

reminds me of my ex :')

[chicasimpatica84]

Viva la reinaaaaa! :))))) Great job!

[llcooljoe123]

i love her!

[WielkaNinja]

i've done this =) 

[augustmoon14]

...I love how she can call someone a jerk and say all this awful and embarrassing stuff about him, but she sounds too darn cute when she sings it to be mad at her! Haha <3

[angq10]

This is my reality. 

[Janine509]

LOL! Lily always cracks me up...

[Fu11M3ta1Ninja]

i like lily allen but im startin to think either she has really high expectations or shes sh1t at picking men.

[fmvp15]

ha...my last relationship in a nut shell

[Luchia5000]

It reminds of my ex-boyfriend who was a complete JERK. Sorry mate but you have to run along and find some one u like!!

[Luchia5000]

I love this song!!! It means a lot..... And I mean a lot

[jodieleannex]

really reminds me of my ex who by the way is a jerk :)

[PeaceHippieGirl]

Lily's just awesome :) <3

[lexus710000]

xD

[iliketododrawings]

@TheRandomamp Nice. It is never wrong to drop a cheesy joke. If it is… than I don’t want to be right.

[iliketododrawings]

@nm358733 If you fell in love with them, than you had some sexual connection with them. So that would make you a liar. There is nothing more hackneyed than attacking your ex's (male) sexual prowess or (female) whorishness. Listening to lines where she says she will "work my way through your mates" does not help. Getting high all the time and banging your way through groups of friends is far from classy or positive relationship behavior. This in fact is the least "clever" way to insult an ex.

[muffingirl337]

41 people are not big

[iliketododrawings]

If you claim to have spent a year and a half with someone, while high the entire time, and the sex was bad... you are either very stupid or a liar... or both... or just into really shitty unoriginal indie music.

[TheRandomamp]

@iliketododrawings OR YOU'RE MARRIED.

/shot for bad joke

[nm358733]

@iliketododrawings when you're inlove, you tend to disregard all the faults or YOU CHOOSE NOT TO NOTICE THEM. you know, maybe she realizes all that after they broke up.

[BoricuaGurL143]

i dedicate this to my ex :)

[echohawk1313]

40 guys are neither big nor clever.....

[hubagmulang]

LUV IT!

[isabella35555]

Lesson: Don't f*ck with Lily Allen (:

[KaylaSaunders]

Owch Lily, ownage. xD

[neversleeper12]

40 people are idiots

[Pitcipopini]

In the year and the half that we spent together I never really had much fun.

OHH yeah she sings about me ;p

[WhiteChiquita]

I just have to say that this is just a GREAT song:) SOmething I would writexD

[tralala91]

well lets see how you feel in a couple of weeks when i work my way through your mates.......

haha.... i looooove you, lily!!! <3

[kamarockz6285]

bahahahaha i could NOT stop laughing when i first heard this song...but my ex didnt think it was that funny at all hehehehehe

[DeJaVu921]

Lily is PERFECT for break - up songs!

[Orleana]

Argh, why is the last whatsoever of the song cut? It was my favourite part!

[Hal20062b]

39 people are not big brothers

[kristenandilovemusic]

i love lily allens music and i love how completely blunt she is it make me laugh :)

[forkintheroad29]

you aint' a big breader, not a big brother! come on!

[paidenNdalton]

Lets give this girl BIG.

[djg2101]

I see some egos hurt XD

Men always think they're great in bed, even if they're not...

[behindthoselies]

If I Sing This To my Ex One more timee I think he will know every single word :L

[scaryplague]

Small penis guys are just gonna have to deal with this sort of reaction from girls LOL

[imacoltsfan]

LMFAO <3 XDDD

[oCzaRo]

omg lily!

[mrgodly1]

lillyien was hurt and shes trying to play it off as its no big thing, yeah a year and half.. it doesnt phase me

[LaughYourFaceOff]

@mrgodly1 hah no shes not shes saying that the whole relationship with him she was having no fun when she said she was and tht he sucks in bed cuz hes NOT BIG

[marpulpfiction]

if you ever break up with lily you're seriously never getting laid again

[MsNoCategory]

Nice one :D

[melodi061]

not big :( 

[monstermitts]

she turns me on

[tubes305]

this is so mean.... I LOVE IT XD

[kiater1]

Don't fuck with Lily.....

[TopCommentNotify]

@kiater1 Ha I know right. Have you seen the music video for smile? xD

[Ebreei]

I love this song & Lily so much. But some parts make her sound like a slag. xx

[linda2894]

hehe not big not clever

[Kazuragi123]

0:23 - 0:27 the best part =DD

[Kazuragi123]

great :DD

[skythesheep001]

Fucking love this :L.

[Strawlighte]

All the while i was fucking high... lol thats genious and i bet he was fucking pissed :)

[Marlens93]

fucking genius

[TheKinkychicken]

We'll see how u feel in a couple of weeks , after iv worked my way through your mates ROFL ......genius lyrics i love this song.

[kaitlyn829]

I wonder what he did to make her write this! I'll agree with the guys if all he did was break up with her, but if he was a douche or cheated or something like that, then I'm with Lily.

[officethemesong]

i think its so funny how all the guys on here are so offended about how she makes fun of how this dude was in bed... i bet you at least half those guys are bad in bed.. no offense ;)

[smileyface3011]

All she sings is not being good in bedd!!!

[SilasWolfe]

It's not that he has a small penis. You just have a HUGE VAGINA.

[SparrowSteve]

Unpleasant females and harlots

[Theonlyuberpickle]

Dishes and chores

[under9000]

Typical female bullshit. Bawww he broke up with me, so now he has a small penis and couldn't get me off. Think about it this way, he got what he wanted, you kept quiet, he still 'wins' regardless of what you said. Instead of being mature and simply telling him what was up, you bring it up in a childish manner at the end of a break up.

And the going through his mates thing? Do girls seriously think this is empowering? bravo, now no man will take you seriously other than to cum inside.

B&W's.

[ditzeee95]

@under9000 urm you do realoise this is a song dont u? and sexism much?! god u need 2 get out more ur startin 2 sound like my dad :D

[kaitlyn829]

@ditzeee95 Ehhh, well, it was kinda childish for her to write this song. I just wanna know what the guy did, then I'll pick sides.

[lilikari86]

@ditzeee95 It's not really sexist if he quotes direct lyrics... this song really does make her sound like a slut.

[TheKinkychicken]

@under9000 ahaha Clearly you have had experience with this matter. Nobody cares about your small , useless dick. And the less than satisfied woman you've been with. Or your oversensitive opinions. If your taking your breakup rough that's your problem , Don't hate on miss Lilly Allen.

[DatZinkiiGuy]

@under9000 You sir, are a legend.

[LudiHERMANkoknit]

Beaches and shores.

[RataITA]

Wow man, bitches and whores? Song is fucking terrible and also I bet she felt so INDEPENDENT and STRONG and MATURE after doing this song

[competitorz]

bitches and whores man

[suicideclub]

witches and boars

[Budsmokersclub123]

bitches and whores.

[Compooky121]

Bitches and whores.

[bogmander]

bitches and whores.

[haikat4]

bitches and whores

[Sohogae]

Bitches and whores :D

[1337jazzdrums]

why does the guy care? hes the one who dumped here in the first place

[waaltz]

This song is ridiculous and awful.

[kassa156]

sounds like sumone i no lol

[MsAnca97]

interesting song..cool

[ONanax]

she's so mean =]]]]

:x

Lilly Allen ftw! ;x 

[madmumm]

I just can't help but grin when I hear half her tracks ... every woman must have a guy this reminds her of - usually one of the *I pride myself in never getting off faster than 5 minutes* types (like 5 minutes is some kinda record... and anyway, you know he's exaggerating by about 3 and a half minutes mosta the time!!) /giggle

[xosarahxx]

this is funny. i love lily allen for writing this song.

Oh. wait i already loved her anyway, so nevermind.

[Stephh5854]

haha i soooo wanna post this to my ex! its all true about him!

[gerardwayadddiction]

haha this song brings back memories....me and my man fucked and he left me and i started playing this song to ever girl he talks to and i told them he was small and horrible in bed. he was pissed cause he couldnt get any pussy :D

[OdNajvecegIdiotaVeci]

Hahahaha.... some boy kick her ass...so that is the reason for her reaction like this.... :D Really what a shame...:D

[kleannc20]

one of the many song is played to my husband when we where sitting at the court house before our divorce hearing needless say he was f*cking pissed at me lol i love it thumbs up!!

[robscene]

An inspiration. Bahahahhaha.

[horsepheus]

this song is sooo damn catchy hahaha

[laurenclare1000]

awesome song but i feel really sorry for the guy =P haha lol

[melwyatt79]

come- should be cum ( correction needed)

[LottieDude95]

OUCH

i love it when shes like "when i work my way through your mates" LOL

[izzitsuccess]

THUMBS UP IF U LUV THIS SONG!!!!!

[ilike2danceallnight]

go lilly, men write unprovoked nasty songs about women so how is she being a bitch ? she rocks

[amaterasu193]

this song is nice...plus with her voice..it become amazing..love this song n allen's voice =)

[3ndy82]

lily allen is a real bitch

[ancientfuture13]

@3ndy82 Yep, but we love her this way!

[W3sti3sMalt3s3s]

1 word..... OUCH!!! XD

[somethingboringful]

Why didn't I write this? This song is pure genius!

[LillyLillyCaterpilly]

I'm posting this on my Ex's FB.

He had it coming.

[Theonlyuberpickle]

@LillyLillyCaterpilly Look at me guise im so empowered and independent, no man is telling me how to live my life. Gurl power l0l i'm so funni XDDD

[BuTtErFlY3bexiie]

xD Poor guy, thats so embarassing

[ProPlayaDavidBeckham]

PSH GUYS!!! thinking when they break up with a girl there like god , news flash u just seem like a idiot douche n we rlly half the time dont give a shitt!!!

[pichie1234]

lmfao; my feelings put into a song, how great

[kaitlyn829]

Hahaha, I love this song. Feel sorry for that guy though. xD

[MarsionLove]

The lyric isn't "come"...

it's "cum"

[CozWereKoolLikeDat]

@MarsionLove

alie, the lyrics on this is CRAP

[6235river]

@MarsionLove Actually, it's "come".. As in a Orgasm.

Come and cum are different.

[Draykid]

@6235river

Cum in modern English means "to orgasm".

[6235river]

@Draykid "Cum" is semen. 

[AmandaBunni]

@6235river Umm... its not all the time virgin

[6235river]

@AmandaBunni I love how you try to use "virgin" to insult me. Yes I am a virgin because I am underage... Anyway, it ~*~is~*~ all of the time. If you had a simple grip of the english language, you would realize this.

Go jump in a grammar class.

[Draykid]

@6235river

No, the definition of cum is a.) to orgasm, b.) to ejaculate, c.) male or female ejaculate.

You're wildly uneducated.

[6235river]

@Draykid Cum is semen. 'Come' is the one you just defined.

And how is not knowing sexual words make me uneducated....? =/=

[Draykid]

@6235river

No, cum refers to all of those things specifically. Come also refers to ALL of those things in a SECONDARY fashion. Come specifically refers to the action of having come to a location or come in possession of something, and as a secondary definition refers to orgasm, ejaculation, and semen. Cum, on the other hand, refers to all of these things specifically.

[6235river]

@Draykid You're the first person to prove me wrong on youtube. Props to you.

[Draykid]

@6235river

Props to you yourself, I do respect what you were getting at. This language has taken a severe beating in recent years.