Margaret Cho - Gay Men Jokes

[fadyb56]

bitch! ur face is too asian!

[TropicalShirtTy]

Tracy Morgan's were funnier.

[Sullivan9120]

No talent. "Fanning the flames of my faggotry". That's funny. This is a cult comedy.It's creapy. They all laugh at what? Fag-hag. huh? Why are gay guys now black. las tditch desperate effort. Throw black sounding words out there

[BlaineAmerica]

YO DADA SO GAY, you don’t know who your mom is.

[jajohnson7809]

I'm proud to be a chomosexual!

[ogle94]

Fuck this mother fuckin BITCH 

[GrapeAdeSkate]

I was gonna make a gay joke, but fuck it

[loxleymendoza]

how do you separate the men from the boys in san francisco? Vasaline

did you hear about the gay dinosaur..its called a Butta-saurus

If lesbians get married do they get a liquor license?

Do gay men get a drilling permit?

When do gays stop having sex? when their dicks are pooped..

[TerryAshfields]

Liked the joke about the Vasaline....top notch

[manu135713]

ray william johnson made you relevant again

[Frenchlessons4you]

Hey :D

[timwall1975]

as a guy who is dating an asian and I just found out part aboriginal I'm Like you are a melting pot. so do I still gotta chase dinner????

[aloprest]

I wonder what Karl Lagerfield would say to this LOL

[ecupatriarchate]

honeybuzzz.blogspot.com/

[Shakhmarification]

you go girl, i mean you GO bye! lol that crackd me up.

[hifatpeople]

my last comment, boredom at it's finest. if only that was school appropriate, maybe i'd have a better grade.

[hifatpeople]

You take a trip down the road, and you stop at the store.

You buy some cologne, and beer broughts galore (the hotdog type things)

city people would wear the cologne, which is understood.

but your in man country, a brought smells good.

you rub the brought on your body to smell like a stud.

then a pickup truck comes covered in mud.

A tall looking man with a ten gallon hat.

Invites you over for a little "chat".

He says he smells something good but doesn't know what...

Read sentence 4 backwards.

[modernhalo999]

i was gonna make a gay joke.... BUTT FUCK IT!

[TheHiphopHead11]

Women say men are gay because they are gay. Im not gay, im a straight man.

[MrCheech352]

WHERE ARE MY VISIBLE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES?!?!

[jbeckert62]

@MrCheech352 I dunno where mine are either... 6 pack? I should have a 12 pack

[rarintoclown]

I'm offensive and I find this to be gay

[jokerkingization]

EVEN THOUGH IM A LESBO I WATCH GAY PORN ALL THE TIME LIVE CHICKEN JOKES PENIS

[boyfling1]

No wonder i don't have defined abdominal muscles! it's been awhile since the last time... haha

[CommunieNetwork]

208 fags lol

[brigantty]

lol yes i went to the prom with my hag lol lol...

[ChispiCatter]

"You need to suck cock to get that kind of muscle definition". Best line ever.... hahaha xD

[BlazedHearts]

Carl -insert his last name- is such a faggot.

So. Fucking. True.

[richvaca]

raywilliamjohnson sent me here

[vitkanin]

Anyone know from which show/conecert this is from ?

[rolon1]

I dont hate gays, but I hate that faggot at where I work!

[PaceIsTheTrick2]

Being gay is the newest fad

[th3sithsadvocate]

@PaceIsTheTrick2 People like you are the reason people like me, get disrespected. Have some guts and just ADMIT you're homophobic. It's not a fad... It's everywhere.... it's BEEN everywhere... and there's nothing you can do about it..

[Current2013]

@PaceIsTheTrick2 I think this is hilarious, but you're just a douche.

I'm gay. I don't sound black. And I didn't go to prom with no damn girl.

[hillendskier]

whoever dislikes this video is a intricate charcoal drawing of a face.

[andrewdavy1]

@hillendskier

God bless never mind the buzzcocks

[ireallyreallydontkno]

@hillendskier :D

[looker768]

She was on FIRE in this performance!

[PhoenixMF1986]

are all her gay friends black?

[robinluo832]

I was gonna think of a gay joke, butt fuck it.

[Adski92]

Bitch it's not that hot, what chu doin'?

[kyleport101]

I cant breath!!

[namcasithienphu]

TOO FUNNY!!!!

[brianbubblegun]

"I love the word faggot because it describes MY KIND OF GUY." I'm with you 100% :D

[cathrinebuhaug]

I can get gay guys to dance in my livingroom for free. I don't need ticket!!!!

[Frisbeetime]

Are you a unicorn??!

[Jake68120]

fanning the flames of my faggotry....>.<  bahaha

[NtoxicatedForum]

faggots suck .. literally.

[sdmitch16]

@NtoxicatedForum but do they suck figuratively?

[skudaarkaat1]

She ought to do Fat Chink Fag jokes.

[manny1up]

she's a comedian ? this bitch ain't funny

[disposablefreedom]

I love the word faggot cause it describes my kinda guy..."PRICELESS"!! I love you Margaret Cho.... XD

[OldNewsThinker]

Bitch it's not that hot, whatchu doin'?

[thrashdouche21]

@AlbertaJCW001 youre an idiot! palin and simple

[PROMETH91]

I love how her gay man voice is totally a black man xD

[FightLikeACow]

@PROMETH91 You've clearly never seen some of the Cross-Dressers I've known. lol.

[lays304]

HILARIOUS!

[mohamed53100]

i agree with gscot1233 its not rlly that funny but its nice i guess

[mohamed53100]

this women is amazing but kathy takes the cake every time, i mean if u think this is funny then go look at a video called kathy griffin on catholics, its HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[JRRDPR]

@mohamed53100 i watched her she is nice but not this funny to me at all

[gscott1233]

this is the worst shit i have ever heard

[Damian155673]

And here I am thinking that kathy griffin is hilarious. This lady is HYSTERICAL !!!

[patricks98]

lol! she might be funny enough to compete with kathy griffin

[jbriellethejerk]

"i don't want no scrub okaii!"

"gurrl you can getta riiide home kant you? you can getta riiide, you can take a bus, you can take a subway, you a big gurl! you go gurl. you go! no i mean you go! byeeee!"

[jbriellethejerk]

"dont fuhget kyle! you know he like ta lag behind."

[jb44421]

"Bitch... It's not that hot. What you doin'?"

[xmaneater]

"I am fanning the flames of my faggotry"

[ChanelleLeonard]

"Come on girl! You need to come on!"

[jb44421]

Awesome. 

[KimInLosAngeles]

Know that Koreans are becoming tolerant to LGBT.

*One of very popular actresses is a tranny named Harisu.

*A tranny was voted #1 supermodel.

*A lesbian coulple was chosen as the best TV couple several years ago by TV viewers.

*Several major box-office hits have gay men stories.

*Korean organizations awarded Margaret Cho.

*In '98, when Ellen DeGeneres sitcom was aired on ABC w/ a warning, Korean KBS-TV aired a series starring a lesbian couple during the prime time (8pm) w/o any warnings.

[m3xicanpride1142]

OH HELL NO BITCH

[kevinyrrah]

i should've been more specific :D hehehe

[prettypv94]

BAM BAM and CELESTE!!

[paF4uko]

You need to suck cock to get that kind of mussel definition! ROFL!!! :D

[macstjo]

self-depreciating

[mmmmmheyyyy]

Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community.

[wankerpanther]

@mmmmmheyyyy Actually, women are the cause of most homophobia in society

[jb44421]

@wankerpanther How do when do this? (minor question)

[Gusty85]

@wankerpanther how do u mean?

[Twoodssax1234567]

I got a joke for you. Undo your gay in 30 days extreme pussy treatment program for men. Lol Lol.

[waggietoo]

asian sings america, please take a look

[SupaAmi]

"There is no such thing as a straight with visible abdominal muscles".

Hahahah, so true. =[

[Refining1]

LOL I like her white girl impression!

[PreciousEarthquakes2]

Its all funny cause its true!!!

[Tamugetsu]

"and I shoulda been more specific"

LOL!

[gaylolful]

@tcs069 How did it hurt? She's bisexual so she didn't mean anything by it okay?

Have a nice day :)

[codownni]

You go girl, no, I mean you GO! bye!

lmao

[catgirl2195]

i am heterophobic XD

[secritkid99]

if im talking to a guy whos strait and cute and single im like "ARE YOU A UNICORN?!"

[Kiba151]

Gay guy here who thinks gay jokes are funny lolol. Screw the angry lesibans cause we all know they're the ones complaining lol.

[TheGameLover666]

that bitch is ugly as fuck

[musicianforlife8295]

THESE are funny, maybe Tracy could learn something from her!

[azsli2]

i love that about getting gay guys to dance for free

[sattamss]

i thought im in wrong vid but when she speaks i felt shoke

[fohman1]

189 men are straight

[Kiriansery77]

HAHAHA the complete neanderthal style ignorance and low IQ screaming from the comments on this video are pretty damn funny....people get used to gay people we're NOT going anywhere, try wrapping your sorry pea brains around this...perhaps hating us so much stems from you secretly wanting a dick in your ass :) and this chiks hilarious!! love you margaret cho

[TheShootTruth10]

gay men are ruining everyone. they are taking their gay fashion and make men with gay tendencies but are straight to dress straight and gay designers like mark jacobs make horrible womens clothing.

[alrune8]

@TheShootTruth10 -sigh- why are you here if you have a problem with gay people?

[TheShootTruth10]

@alrune8 because its funny.

[alrune8]

@TheShootTruth10 if you say so...

[kidd8k]

bitch is not that hot what you doing!!

[alrune8]

@kidd8k you didn't see her new and slimmer self did you?

[kidd8k]

@alrune8 no... any link?

[alrune8]

@kidd8k google margaret cho weight loss

[Solinsparadise]

@AlbertaJCW001 hahahah alright ;p

[xcallmethebigggx]

fuck the gays its nasty men on men girl on girl is alright but men like pushing their shits in and sucking dick is just sick

[lemonarm]

@xcallmethebigggx

maybe you should try it sometime?

[biciunas]

@xcallmethebigggx yeah well if you dont like it then shut the fuck up and dont watch gay sex

[xcallmethebigggx]

@biciunas oh sry didnt mean to offend you fag

[biciunas]

@xcallmethebigggx you can call me names all you want but dont complain about somthing that does not affect you

[alrune8]

@xcallmethebigggx you know what's hypocritical? it's that most straight men want anal with their women and then say it's nasty when it's man doing it with another man. It's the same hole with shit inside boy.

[CaliforniaParadise88]

@alrune8 Best comment EVER! ..also, true..so very true!

[viera1963]

@alrune8 I wouldn't say MOST men do-some do. I think the ones who want that is because their woman's va-jay-jay isn't tight enough...if the woman's got a good one, the man has no need to want the back door!

[Thihercooley]

@alrune8 i dont want to thumbs up your comment bc i dont want to ruin the 69 thats ther, soo good job! and thumbs up!

[faisalkfpm]

search for katie anne caserta

[rehpotsirhc21]

im as gay as they come and I adore her ass!

[Solinsparadise]

"I love faggot because it describes my kind of guy"

It definitely does ;)

[Solinsparadise]

She is good! 

[mishumolly]

This was the very first thing I ever saw of Margaret Cho's. I'm still in love with this woman today. <3

[Volume709Reality]

I saw her on LiamKyleSullivan

[richf2000]

Smart and Funny

[crazyundead]

that's a huuuuuuge bitch

[0dour]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFubbick]

She obviously hasn't realised that a fag hag is just a gay man's female sidekick who settles for being friends even though they have a crush on the homo in question. We gay men owe nothing to the fag hags.

[JoeyLovesGreenT]

Get a life you bitch , you have no right to insult GAY people just because youre not one of them . Listen up all you FUCK SHIT str8 ppl out there , you'r not LUCKY enough being str8 either , because something even worse should (Like Cancer or AIDS ) should happen to you , because you are so EVIL & SELLFISH .

[ttrreeyyyy1]

I AM FANNING THE FLAMES OF MY FAGGOTRY! hahahahahahah lmfao

[Drazhenko]

Are you a unicorn hahaha

[Discoboy504]

Sorry to burst your bubble Maggie, but "fag hags" are NOT the backbone of gay society..just sayin'...LOL

[12345deviant]

lol.....i'm gay, but she is so funny i can look past it

[sunnysson]

This is what happen when a woman discover is husband is a gay man, not bi..., just gay... You have been a naughty boy Mr Cho... :P

[brandoncherrymusic]

OMG I love her!!! {n_n}

[MonocleStoat]

@MrEriugena women who don't meet my pre-conceived notion of femininity must be shamed!! quick, call her a drag queen or something! ps what i'm trying to say is you're a loser

[GwendolynRaine]

I think I watched this once when I was in Jamaica. :/

[hineni53]

I am pissing my pants now!

[froggie4hugz]

are you a unicorn? hahah :)

[skinnyG2142]

hahaha fucking chinks

[macrent2]

We wet to the prom with you....!!

[Lyco499499]

Good jokes but the chrowd going nuts after every few words is a real pain in the ass to listen to (pun not intended :P)

[bu19]

@Lyco499499 I think is just that when you watch something live the energy is different..

[halioj]

I can attest, because I'm a FAGHAG too...

[interstones]

she is brilliant!!!! lol

[Coopmueller]

@JadenTheCoolGuy she is bi and married to a dude, so she isn't a lesbian there for by your logic she is a fag hag :D

[ohshitits4]

i fucking love u margaret

[12thUntitled]

shes actually really funny

[tingaling124]

Are you a unicorn??

[fiendermander]

I'm fanning the flames of my faggotry!!! LMGO!!!

[BaldButWigged]

this is hilarious

[PlanetBongoSan]

what a fuckin riot :)

[FuLuoLiang]

"I should have been more specific" LMAO

[JadenTheCoolGuy]

I really don't you count as a fag hag if you're a lesbian.

[TheHoneyCloud]

@JadenTheCoolGuy she's not a lesbian, she's openly bisexual.

[carryonlad]

@SpookHandler are u for real, u weirdo?

[miq22pac]

omg this woman is not that funny

[GingeyBreadPantz]

It's true, without my fag hag i'd be nothing :D

[YourTubeSpellChecker]

Not funny . . . If these jokes were made by a heterosexual man ("you need to suck cock to get that muscle definition") there would be universal outrage. I myself am utterly disgusted and offended.

[robotkitsch2]

@YourTubeSpellChecker But they weren't. Part of comedy is naturally circumstantial.

[jjasonwrght]

@YourTubeSpellChecker Yes, but if a woman told a joke specifically meant for a man to tell, its the same thing. You made no sense my friend. You are just a prude.

[sabgus]

@YourTubeSpellChecker dude you are no fun. these are jokes deal with it