crow: what the fuck i did last night? all i remember flying in the park, a human gaved me something to drink, and *park burning down, people screaming in chaos* i woke up here
homeless bum: u we're a good shag last night my sweet bridy
Sorry to spoil it but he's not drunk... He's just trying to clean himself and take a bath for some reason. Give him more time and he might be drunk haha...
in the old days farmers used to soak grain in whiskey and let the crows eat it, then the farmers would go out and club all the drunk crows to death. Jim Crow was taken from that, because the crows jumped around and rolled around. so they said black folk acted that way too
actually you don't get birds drunk so well becouse birds can take alcohol 20 till 50 times better than humans can do before they get drunk. i don't know the exact times anymore but it was a that big that a human could never ever compete with.
also, animals loovvee alchohol. it's kind of dickish to make them drunk because it's funny, but it doesn't hurt them one bit. unless you try to poison them, then it's not ok
meanwhile, in Russia...
spasecad3t 13 hours ago
he's cleaning himself with it, the contents protect his fathers from other chemicals that's what he thinks it is.
HybridClawStudios 1 day ago
muttley, is that you?
mtakil 2 days ago
Incroyable :)
niemencasimir 6 days ago
man... that birds gonna have one hell of a hang over.
rarechange 1 week ago
russian crow: VODKA !!!
Dzwizz 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
slowpk 2 weeks ago
the next day.......
crow: what the fuck i did last night? all i remember flying in the park, a human gaved me something to drink, and *park burning down, people screaming in chaos* i woke up here
homeless bum: u we're a good shag last night my sweet bridy
crow: ffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk
TheJadedgirl369 2 weeks ago 2
可愛いww
mugicha0911 2 weeks ago
可愛い
tachutochun 2 weeks ago
koji kreteni ovi ljudi!!!! sirota ptica. i jako odgojno za ove klince kojima je to smiješno. izrast će u " prave "ljude.
brunesa2 2 weeks ago
that poor bird is going to get a ticket for trying to Fly Under the Influence.
merrituber1 1 month ago
Humans: "Look at the silly bird, he's drunk :D"
Crow: "SWEET! Free booze."
Next day.
Crow: "Uuuuuuuuugh, the hangover....."
Klomster88 2 months ago
im pretty sure that crows and some other birds tilt there heads up after the get liquid in their mouths to drink it
JBokmin 2 months ago
Back in the day I gave a raven Old English 800 malt liquor on my back yard porch. That little fucker kept visiting me every day for more!
cclayhammer 3 months ago
Hehehehe! What a silly guy.
BurningDesertSpirit 3 months ago
Sorry to spoil it but he's not drunk... He's just trying to clean himself and take a bath for some reason. Give him more time and he might be drunk haha...
drakoni11 3 months ago
You literally can see it getting drunker and drunker by looking at its wings LoL!!
Khayl88 3 months ago
In soviet russia even birds get drunk!
GanjaTokes 4 months ago
lol @ Mutley
ElvisLivesUpstairs 4 months ago
Well 1st of off, that is a 'Raven', and he was bathing in it, not drinking it. he might have drank some.
TheOwllicker 5 months ago
@TheOwllicker
Hey brainiac its not a Raven it is a crow lol. Its called a hooded crow.
whyismykittyabutt55 3 months ago
これかわゆい
カラスもよく人に慣れてるね
tyyseeyou 6 months ago
that works fast.
Gluecks 6 months ago
カラス「菓子なぞいらぬ。酒をよこせ。」
tak8kun 7 months ago
@tak8kun true, very true.
troodon2 6 months ago
Sloppy crow getting sloppy.
POSTMDRN 8 months ago
FJORTISSFYLLA!
skillcapeemoteplz 8 months ago
Don't drink and...fly :)
krakraichbinda 9 months ago
in the old days farmers used to soak grain in whiskey and let the crows eat it, then the farmers would go out and club all the drunk crows to death. Jim Crow was taken from that, because the crows jumped around and rolled around. so they said black folk acted that way too
rogerbander 1 year ago
Shit... Drinky crow live.
matrexac1 1 year ago
drink and fly.. hmm.. :P
XxMesmerized1LOvEXx 1 year ago
in soviet russia, drunk are crow
farfromobvious 1 year ago
it’s a real russian crow
moxigen 1 year ago
Хаха ... Ячмил
737mattman 1 year ago
it more looks like that he cleans himself with it...
PrinzKassad929 1 year ago 12
actually you don't get birds drunk so well becouse birds can take alcohol 20 till 50 times better than humans can do before they get drunk. i don't know the exact times anymore but it was a that big that a human could never ever compete with.
jacco1990 1 year ago
Please tell me that bird is fine.
TickleMeJewish 1 year ago
Very funny vid
marauder88 1 year ago
In Russia even crows drink vodka. Damnnnn. Even wild birds and humans can get along well if there is some booze.
Durmanstainer 1 year ago
first it drink it it felt warm then it started puting it on his body to keep him warm
TigrashaWild 1 year ago
:) love this video.
also, animals loovvee alchohol. it's kind of dickish to make them drunk because it's funny, but it doesn't hurt them one bit. unless you try to poison them, then it's not ok
Syllouette 1 year ago
poor bird, stupid man
Kyianyn 1 year ago
crows get drunk off old berries and pumpkins and things all the time. He's fine.
sys2e 1 year ago 36
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ishouldplayzelda 1 year ago
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ishouldplayzelda 1 year ago
uh, wow... do you give your kids alcohol for fun too?
ishouldplayzelda 1 year ago
This is not ok, very wrong, criminal activity
ipk80 2 years ago
this crow is wasted..
MrMechanicalChicken 2 years ago
lulz
fpsdougz 2 years ago
Dook dook dook!
bboymyth 2 years ago
Ха! Ржаловка!)) Это какой город?
TankT9 2 years ago
OMG, LMAO!
AndriiPonomarov 3 years ago