YB Rants: The Jonas Brothers

[suckmyballs85]

I think that Jonas (Fag queer shit) was canceled along with Hanna Montana and Zack and Cody and I'm glad for that.

[beanielandschool]

I like Demi Lovato. And HSM.

[misspinkpunkykat]

I've heard Gary Newman and Syd Barret had Asperger's Syndrome.

[kdgreer0]

@misspinkpunkykat Then they deserve an applause. I have it and I'm sick of people who think it's a mental illness. It's just a different way of thinking.

[j0e182]

now we have to deal with justin beiber..

[The2ndJanester]

i think.....they're just gay....how about that?

[TheRockandroll420]

II need to go back in time, this is a sad generation :(

[starangel352]

the jonas brothers are nothing more than a bunch of hanson wanna bes just being honest.

[MrSaturn97]

I just listened to the version of Hello, Goodbye by the Jonas Bros; and I can easily say it was one of the worst mistakes of my life!

[InspectorKaramazov]

Also, Nick Jonas was in Les Mis. That is enough for me to really dislike him. He was a terrible, terrible Marius.

[animegamingdude]

Why is it that some of the worst things ever have the initials JB? You know, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber?

[yoshi8869]

WOW... You are GOOD! I've watched other rants, but they don't cite references, use specific examples, or anything.

I hope you don't mind if I subscribe ;)

[Houndourpup]

People the Jonass's this makes me want to start a rock/grunge band.

[johnjohnJTO]

Trust me, revolution and heyjude are not the corner stone of the beatles, songs like in my life, nowhere man and especially let it be will destroy anything the jonas brothers will ever make

[beatles123]

@johnjohnJTO My man, This guy knows. he's talking about in general, those are the somgs you associate with them to casual fans. remember, these are jonas fans. he has to let them off with something easy to start.

[xJoJoYox]

Wow, looking back at this video and comparing it to your newer rants, the sound quality is much better (no offense).

And I also heavily agree on the subject matter, especially on the Nick Jonas diabetes thing.

[Gamelord804]

@mrjohantheman And Pikachu0z

[RainbowPigGirl]

@thepsychiatrist2 i am 12...and i know what music is

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

At least they're morally fit. Unlike Miley Sexist.

[KroboFuentes]

Eight people are jonesing to the brothers.

[JDemshick]

The JB are Beatles wanna-bes. They tried to re-create ABBEY ROAD! When I saw the picture. These guys have no talent. Become pop artists Jonas Brothers.

[mejasourus]

BTW I loved that picture of Paul at the end! To those fan girls, LISTEN TO REVOLUTION AND HEY JUDE AND ALSO IN MY LIFE AND YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND ON THOSE FAKE JONASS SISTERS.

[breakfastMcgull]

Jonas Brothers-

Destroying rock since 2006

[breakfastMcgull]

Why Has All The Music Went to pile Of Dog Shit Raped By An Elephant And Cummed by a horse

[megaben99]

"hey jonas brothers, osama bin laden called he wants to thank you for droping all them bombs on america!!" THE BEATLES FOREVER, jONAS BROTHERS NEVER!!!!!! paid for by the ghost of disneys past.

[megaben99]

@megaben99 this is your Homework jonas brothers fans, listen to hey jude and revolution, listen to them and see the light. the jonas brothers sold their soul to the devil, if john lennon were alive and saw the jonas brothers, he would have been pissed at them, and maybe kick their asses. paid for by the ghost of disneys past and the raccoons.

[mejasourus]

@megaben99 IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN DO DISLIKE YOUR COMMENT! I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED IT! i actually love your comment and totally agree with it.

[SlientChaos]

@Cyrotus Let's see...sing like girls

butt-fugley boys

every fangirls sick wet dream

yeah they're pretty comparable

[cateater11]

Everything you say is 100% true.

p.s. Why does Disney even need to interfere with music anyway?

[tomboygirlP5]

You are one of the smartest people on earth. I agree with everything you said. Those fanbrats need to be strapped and tied to a chair and forced to listen to real rock bands such as They might be giants, Dire Straights and Queen. Also with Bieber and Cyrus fans.

[MrShinigami1]

I almost went off like a rocket after the Hello Goodbye cover

[mejasourus]

@MrShinigami1 iI felt like hurting myself.

[magicalllamas123]

whatever happened to the "naked brothers band"??really,you like never hear about them anymore,they were the jonas bros b4 the jonas bros and a i hate them all the same >.< i hope they all got murdered

[cartercool90]

i only like one of their songs... (introducing me) but other than that, they suck!!!

[robertreturns]

they......covered......ursula'­s Poor Unfortunate Souls......*small psychotic laugh* they covered one of the best songs in disney history......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH! I'LL KILL 'EM!

[SpaceGuru5]

My friend Daniel has Type 1 Diabetes and he gets no respect by people.

[jamirosmajicrocks]

your really pissed man!!

im 13 and its so hard cause i just cant convinve my friends that they should know about Zeppelin the WHO and The doors.

[mariomash808]

@jamirosmajicrocks I can tell that "your" 13.

[BiggestChipmunksFan]

Jonasslicker Bitches suck balls and so do their retarded fanbitches! I'd rather listen to REAL artists like Carlos Santana and Escape Club who actually play music!

Anyone who is a fan of the Jonasslicker Bitches is a gay whore who doesn't know what good music is! I hope all three of those gay bitches die of AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaTang1234]

you are the greatest ranter alive

[sungyultaylor]

Oh my God dude, you are my hero. You're saying just about everything I feel. This rant is awesome. I'm not saying Jonas Brothers have no talent but thier sound is just artificial garbage and not music. The Jonas Brothers are a commercial and it's an outrage that they covered Stevie Wonder and The Beatles.

[mejasourus]

@sungyultaylor Wait... did you say they covered Stevie Wonder too? OHHHH THEY ARE DEAD NOW.

[kegeshan]

Now we have a new JB...

Justin Bieber.

Ugh...

[darthvador1996]

and now jonas LA gayyyyyy

[randomancrossoverfan]

wow this wasnt hordened with thumbs downs from fangirls lol im amazed...once again you have evaded the stupidity of fangirls lol

[stroid14]

jonas brothers=retarded

hannah montana=retarded

demi lavato=retarded

[BiggestChipmunksFan]

@stroid14 How is Demi Lovato retarded? I'm not a fan of hers, but I wanna know why you think she is retarded as a fellow hater!

[stroid14]

@BiggestChipmunksFan hmmmmm,,, that's a good question.( I praise you) but I didn't mean to put retarded well I'm not a fan of hers because if I ever was a fan of hers, then she would probably turn out like all those other singers with there short shorts , shirts, super skinny jeans, ect.

[FlankerVT]

Jeezzz, those jonas bitches are so gay, their actually worst than nsync. (And that is just fucked up cuz nsync is like the worst music group of all time).

I'm just waiting for these jonas bitches to die of AIDS. They eat a lot of cock, so it shouldn't take too long for that to happen.

[Aquel29]

Those Disney and Nick bands are made to get profits. Televisa from Mexico do the same thing: The make bands and singers who also act on soap operas.

[glint20]

People who listen to mainstream don't do it because they care about the music, they do it because everyone else is doing it. I still listen to songs Metallica and Michael Jackson released in the 80s and 90s; if you listen to a pop song that came out more than a few months ago, people will say 'oh, that song is old', or something like that. Most artists are only aound for a few months before they dissapear off the radar, once they've gained enough money with their sell-out music.

[paxtofettel]

You forgot to mention that Def Leppard's drummer lost his friggin arm and he is still playing.

[Superblueblur]

haha yea

[fathersky24688642]

and to help you with your list of why diebetes is not a cruch, here are a list of some musicians that have it as well Johnny cash- the Man in Black James brown- the Godfather of Soul David Crosby- singer for Crosby Stills and Nash Bo Diddley Melvin Franklin- singer for the Temtations Rick James- singer for Super Freak B.B.King Tommy Lee, singer for Motley Crue and Aretha Franklin, the fucking Queen of Soul

[Scifimaster92]

And one other thing - I personally believe that it's possible that Demi Lovato might be a good singer and songwriter, but can't use her talents properly because Disney has brainwashed her and now exercises total control over her career.

[SgtBarnwell15]

i completely agree with you, when i heard "pizza girl" i wanted to kill myself, but i literally wanted to set the jonas brothers studio on fire when i heard the hello goodbye cover...

[shinyLucario36]

@SgtBarnwell15 I'll do you one better ATOM BOMB

[SlientChaos]

i am of course listening to this while playing counter-strike source =D

good rant, thumbs up if you hate JB with a passion

[masterkill107]

the jonas brothers are just like whores!! and strippers!!

[BiggestChipmunksFan]

@SlientChaos I agree with you! Fuck the Homo Brothers! I'd rather listen to Carlos Santana! At least he can play guitar!

[tomboygirlP5]

@BiggestChipmunksFan You are one of the smartest people on the planet too. :) It's all true too.

[RobertChamp]

Jonas Brothers killed Rock

[Scifimaster92]

The worst part about the Jonas Brothers is that don't perform any of their songs! Instead, they use a vocal double, just like Milli Vanilli.

[lilbeatlesfangirl4]

Well anyway Kevin is married so sorry Jonas Brothers fanbrats Kevin is taken, too.

[masterkill107]

LET THEM GET REAL BOYFRIENDS!! THATS THE REASON WHY NO GIRLS WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME!! HELL I LOOK CUTE AND HANDSOME AS THE OTHER JONAS BUT IM MORE BADASS THAN THEM!.

[Thr33dawg]

the people that disliked the video are jb fangirls and fanboys

[addzack11]

The jonas brothers went right out the fucking window, now its all about justin bieber! Do a rant on justin!

[DarkMurdoc666]

That's so true. Jonas Brothers suck ass. I'll never understand why so many people of this generation, including my cousin, love these a-holes. Music was so good back in the day and everytime I listen to it I wish I was back in time. When I hear today's music it make's my ears bleed.

[Superblueblur]

lol jonas are forgoting now

[SlientChaos]

@Superblueblur yes

but only one problem...JUSTIN BIEBER! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[mrkingofkings]

That was a good rant. I really hate The Jonas Bros. and I do not mind that you like classic rock, I'm more of a trance/dance/techno/rave guy. And you know what, we both hate the Jonas Bros. they suck.

[relientkfan101]

he said cat's pajamas :3

[alucard048]

notice how all the usernames of jonas fan brats are "Mrs.NickJonas" or "JonasFan4life" or some crap like that

[MiriamSaka17]

The Jonas Brothers are nothing but manufactured posers. I say their posers because they SAY their a rock band, they are very obviously a pop group (In other words, The Jonas Brothers are to rock what Avril Lavigne Is to punk.)

[CudiC4MNM]

@SlientChaos Hush by Deep Purple

[CoolDudeClem]

I thought Jonas Brothers was on Nickelodeon, That's the problem, both those networks have gone so gay now, there not worth watching anymore. Full of gay "music" related shows.

[londongirlhannah]

Fair rant mate. I can't stand them either for the same reasons

[hamsonman]

i like beatles they rule jonas brothers suck dick

[Akriloth2160]

Here's one famous musician who dealt with his health issues you can add to the list. Rick Allen, the drummer of Def Leppard. He lost an arm in a car accident, but did he give up? Fuck no, he had a special drum kit made which allowed him to continue. How's that, Jonas Brothers fanbrats?

[ilovetohate100]

@MetalAddict1994 how bout u suck dick??

[TekkenOtaku]

nice rant

[TheStephenShow]

Would Linkin park win over the jonas brothers?

[TORNADOKENNY207]

Ilovetohate100, STOP THE MADNESS MAN! You know that the Jonas Bros are slaves to Disney. Pink Floyd is better than them. GO YOUNGBLOOD!

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207  fuck u fagogot

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 Watch your mouth young man! Don't be an offensive bully who hates everything. You are just insecure about what you like. I'm just here help you. I feel like you have mental issues and you attack people like Youngbloodfantasy92. So, take a look at yourself and if you can'r, go see a doctor, please.

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207 just like ur mother son

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 can't you see you comments. People think your a mean person. So don't rub it in other people's faces. Opions can differ ok.

[ilovetohate100]

learn how to spell dick sucking faggot

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 your being inappropriate with your dirty mouth. Stop, being immature and settle it like an adult. And why do you have to be a bully to people why? I never did anything to you.

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207  stay sucking yb's dick!!!!!!

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 You don't need to use vulgar language at me.

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207 watch me faggot cunt

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 stop it please! NOW!! All I'm trying to say is CUT OFF THE CRUD, YOU FOWL-MOUTHED CHILD!!! All I'm trying to say is look at The Beatles and compare them to the Jonas Brothers. And why are you such an a**hole!

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207 cuz of ur mamma

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 What about her?

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 and do you know her name? you bully!

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207 wow r u gay? hahahahahaha

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 NO! I'm straight. Why would you think that?

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 I know what. You trying to wim over me! Well I not going to let you. I can go all day with this. So stop it you sick sick sick sick SICK SICK SICK a**hole boy.

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207 aww wats da matte?? u butthurt suck dick faggot

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 no. Why are you being a bully? Why are you saying these bad things to me? Why?

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 STOP IT! STOP IT! You'll never win and by the way, you didn't respond back you bully. WE WON! WE INNOCENT YOUTUBERS WON OVER YOUR EVIL COLD BLOOD!

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207 suck dick

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 no. Why should you keep using your potty mouth. And if it's my mom, do you know her name, Huh?

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207 it might be slut and a whore fagtard

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 no it's not you insecure soul : /

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@TORNADOKENNY207 You didn't respond. So You gave up, eh?

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 Shut up! You clearly are a fangirl who needs to get a ****ing LIIIFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[ilovetohate100]

@TORNADOKENNY207  hahaha fag tard

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 you use that word over and over and over and over and over and over. Please just get a life.

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 bismarck

[Spampants4O4]

@TORNADOKENNY207 lol he closed his account and probably cried. lolol

[BiggestChipmunksFan]

@ilovetohate100 The Jonas Brothers suck balls! You're one of their retarded fans!

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@ilovetohate100 bismarck. Oh and learn to spell

[ilovetohate100]

yeah fuck off i think they did a better job of hello goodbye than those faggot beatles.... it had more rock and jam!!!

[ilovetohate100]

wow you have no life making this video beatles faggot hey i have an idea why dont you suck there dicks!!

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 you're a moron, Learn to use correct grammar and don't automatically turn to the insult "get a life" since it is the most xenophobic overused piece of cum ever devised. Since your name is Ilovetohate100 I may insinuate that you're sadly attempting to be a troll. Go get the shit beat out of you and have a nice day.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 damn u really do suck dicks dont u and i bet u drink cum in ur sleep!!

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 I'm sorry I had no idea special ed classes had room for you and your Nerd Rage. Please, once again, get the shit beat out of you and have a nice day you illiterate 5 year old.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 damn lil ass kid u do wana suck dick fuck off

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 lol, you WOULD want to think of "lil" kids sucking dick!

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 your bitching bout me so i win faggot...... i win

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 you were bitching about YB here first so I "win" whatever internet troll wannabes think they've won. You'll obviously keep making childish remarks until someone calls their friends. Stop being a pussy ilovetohate, and do something useful. I'll link you YB's rant about E-drama. :)

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 wow u must realy love yb dont u? do u guys go out? and i seen dat vid and its shit jst like u and him fag so keep it coming

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 No I do not love YB, changing the subject proves you are running out of Ideas. Foolish Child.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 oh really?? bitch fuck ur life u piece of shit

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 look this is going on FOREVER, I have better things to do then chat with wiggers like you. Go crawl back in your hole, and i'll tell you when summer begins.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 a pussy bitch

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate lolfail, you're the one insulting people on the internet. For once in my YT career, I will block someone, since you lost a LOOOOONG time ago :)

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404  come on be a man

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 you're a pussy! (cue the barbershop quartet chorus!!!)

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 i win:) end of story cunt faggot

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 before i stop replying, what exactly are you "winning". That is my 1 million dollar question.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 i just win... i get the last laugh really dont giving a shit of wat u really say u cunt bitch... so i win :)

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 that's a kind of retarded statement don't you think? I just win? and I'll always laugh at you so don't think your getting away that easily young man!

[riden1234567]

@Spampants404 what the fuck did all that start over

[Spampants404]

@riden1234567 If you mean the argument then FUCK NO. That guy was an idiot.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404  wow.. i win even more

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@Spampants404 ilovetohate100 is starting an E_DRAMA!!! Stop that kid before he becomes the next CHARLES STARKWEATHER!!!!!

[Spampants404]

@TORNADOKENNY207 Ilovetohate100 is a stupid little girl who lost her virginity at 10 with her dad

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 hahahahaha faggot i already won dick sucker

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 why would i do dat?? im not gay like you faggot

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 Denile is a river in Africa my friend. Check mate.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 really? now im gonna block u cuz ur just a waste of bandwith faggot hey why dont u show urself huh?

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 We win then. :)

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 how does it feel to be a pussy? Contradicting your own rules that only a stupid twat like you could think of.

[ilovetohate100]

@Spampants404 teehee i going to cut off ur tiny dick motherfucker

[Spampants404]

@ilovetohate100 Thats it kid, i'm finding an ip tracker, idk how, or if i shall suceed, but somehow i'm going to find away to have your ass on the fucking floor. Stupid girl.

[TORNADOKENNY207]

@Spampants404 My god.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I hate these two things both,but I'm not sure which is more blasphemious.

Kidz Bop vs. The Jonas Brothers

[SgtPeppers196714]

dude u r hilarious. i enjoyed this rant a lot. Great job. However, you were funny and you made great points. 1 million stars out of 5

[SgtPeppers196714]

love your rants man.

Jonas Brothers are what music shouldn't be. Why can't there be bands like The Beatles or Led Zeppelin anymore.

[riden1234567]

@TheHater111 FAIL

[TheHater111]

i bet you suck there dicks all day :)

[paperluigiman]

Wow I never knew that about these kinds of things to all of those people and they kept doing what they do best means the they have balls THE JONAS BROTHERS HAVE NO BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpaceGuru5]

This is my favorite rant EVAR!!! :)

[Foxfiresoul411]

Thanks for dropping names, bro. I do not like the Jonas Brothers' music at all. They're just prettied up guys who stumbled upon fame and have been sucking every penny out of it since. They aren't even that good looking, not that that has anything to do with musical ability. JoBros can go rot in Disney's pit of failure. :)

[SpaceGuru5]

gee, u could've told me about that before I ANNOUNCED IT 2 TEH WORLD.

But srsly, nice rant! :)

[SpaceGuru5]

I hate the "JoBros" so fucking much! Even my older sister, Foxfiresoul411, is under their goddamn spell! But I'll send this video to her just so she'll know that the Jonas Brothers are just skanks who let themselves get parented by a company that I almost hate! Whenever my sister changes the channel to Disney just to see Jonas, I just want to take my things and go anywhere away from there, because I don't want to see that F Bomb of a show!

[homor242]

The Beatles:Epic Win

Jonas Brothers:Epic Fail

[FezTickle]

first song i ever heard by the beatles was either let it be or day tripper...never forgotten those tracks and to this day i know the words off by heart...no offense but i cant say the same for a jonas bros song...srry

[PikaChamp112]

i despise the jonass fuckers and their shit music