C Me Dance "My Favorite God Damn Parts"

[GamleErik100]

what is this i don't even

[Nicolletta13]

The Devil is such a LOSER and God is so BITCHEN!

[ConfusedSponge]

Favorited!

[20840I]

Christians according to the film makers...

[tontocorazon]

Holy fuck this is horrible

[htsasele]

"Even if He hadn't chosen me, it would have been something or someone else".

Something? What, is Jesus going to possess a car or a tree?

You know your religion is full of shit when they have stuff like this EVERYWHERE for it.

Jesus Christ™ and all related elements are property of Christianity, Inc. ™ & © 0001 A.D.; All rights reserved.

[jambajuzi]

See, this movie is what gives Christian movies a bad name!

This is hooorrribble! RUNNNNNNNNN AWAYYYYYYY!!!! SurEEE is after you!

[paulsieb]

So he's going to help the families of torture porn victims?

[SquigPie]

Those eyebrows deserve an Oscar.

[Dravenswraith]

they put this in the horror and suspense section of which it has neither

[Outsider245]

Amazing! There's a scene in the movie where the director just lashes out all his views about personal morals. Not as if character development is essential to any plot. -__-

[SquigPie]

Why is Controversial Movies and Porn mentioned along with Violence, Murder, Kidnapping and Rape?

I'm pretty sure that Jesus wouldn't have approved of censorship, not sure about porn though.

[nicholascook89]

So amazing. The kidnapper just let the kid go. He did rape him first however.

[animegirl20]

This is on Netflix Streaming! It's hilarioius!

[TheSpartan42]

So, ShuREE can convert others to Christianity with her touch, right? I'm guessing thats what caused the newspaper scene. So, she touched murderers, rapists, Hue Hefner, at least one Hollywood studio exec, and a child kidnapper? She really gets around.

[rainbowling]

Thank you so much for this.

[TheSeptet]

This is one of the most frightening horror movies I have ever seen.

[tsrhodes1]

Oh my Judeo-Christian God, thank you for compiling this! Now where to find this POS...

[Vorscythe]

Tortured by pornography?

[SquigPie]

@Vorscythe Lol, u tard, u gonna tell me that youve never had ur door kicked down by "Anal Pounding 3" and "Virgins gone Wild", which then proceeded to pour boiling water over your fingers?

That happens to me like, every other day!

:P

[landtastic]

I wonder if the movie that terrified her of men in black trench coats was The Matrix

[ConfusedSponge]

@landtastic LoL!

[WtfRyuuxD]

I thought this movie was really nice and it also delivered a very nice message. It touched me.

[chimera5x2]

@WtfRyuuxD

it touched you!? oh my GOD!!!

the hive is among us!!! SHU'REE IS NEAR!!! a single touch from the demoness of god will turn us all into the hive!!! RUUUUNNNN!!!!

... i got nothing against my religion, it's just that this movie is a little, no, VERY, insane! it badmouths free will and individual thought.

[LoonyLoveOod]

This movie looks hilarious!

[luckyisretarded]

i like the irony of the newspaper scene, because it looks like this chick should be porn

[mr3urious]

ShuREE would make a great ventriloquist. I mean, her lips barely moved when she screamed at 3:12!

[Kaizykat]

I'm actually surprised that I haven't seen this at some point during my Catholic education. Maybe because they're Protestant. XD

Thanks for uploading. It looks like such a lame movie. I probably laughed more than the producers intended.

[GheyyHead92]

This film looks absolutely CRAP! and i really mean crap, its looks so boring how could anyone actually wanna watch this rubbish :/ . ARE YOU FOR REAL ! :| . it looks fakee ! WHY make such a crapp movie at all, and even waste the money making it, especially with them actors .. for god sake could anyone have done it more bloody stupid :/ . They clearly cannot act at all :/ .

[theloniusacrow]

I am SO watching this movie.

[TheChaoticGood]

The Devil's reaction to ShuREE's insult: "OH NOO SHE CALLED ME A LOSER! I AM DEFEATEEEEEEEEEDDD!"

[bigbadmarkus]

LOVE this even more than I love the movie.

[jamesburdette]

This is an embarrasment

[jamesburdette]

@jamesburdette *embarrassment

[caseydavid2]

rustyyyyy. it's casey. i just found this while trying to show my boyfriend the trailer after i saw it on netflix instant que. good stuff. :D

[berlingoski]

LMAO

-huh? wow!

-yeah

-I mean... huh?

I so want to see this movie. Looks Terrible LOL. What were they thinking?

[silverSCIUBBA]

it was shot at my high school!:D

[zachb4au]

What about the fact that the devil really had nothing to do with the plot. He didn't actually do anything. This movie is so bad it's awesome.

[rustyspigot]

@zachb4au I know, right! If I make a more of my favorite parts, which there are many, I will include that. That and God-light or power surge.

[TheChaoticGood]

@rustyspigot More like the BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! They never mention it afterwards!

[TheChaoticGood]

@rustyspigot Or Big-Lipped Alligator Moment.

[Rycon973]

what the hell is up with that shit stain? oh god! ha

[fuzzynormal]

Christ and consumerism go hand in hand. Take that devil!

I can't figure out if I should be sad or envious of the reality in which these people live.

Spirituality for dummies. Safe and easy.